Thursday, April 10, 2014

Humor: How to Fix the Transformers Franchise

From the team that does the Honest Trailers is their take on "How to Fix Transformers". I really can't disagree with many of their points. What do you think?

15 comments:

  1. All valid points. Except they forgot one.

    MAKE BUMBLEBEE HAS HIS VOICE FIXED ALREADY. It was cute in the first movie to talk through the radio, but by movie 4 Ratchet HAS to have been able to figure out a way to fix his voice box.

    I mean really, they zapped Jetfire's parts onto Optimus in 3 seconds making him able to completely transform into a trailer, but you can't fix a voice???

    MAKE HIM TALK OR I WALK.

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    1. In TF:Prime Bumblebee's voice box was unable to be simply fixed, because it's a biomechanism like transformation cog. But you're right. Bumblebee with broken voice box is starting feel too long-time existed concept.

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  2. That's what I've been saying for 4 yrs. Get rid of the goofy doofy crap and give us good long death matches man, come on that's what everyone wants. I agree we don't need a dumb love story.

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  3. I want to see Transformers kiss and have baby Tformers!

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  4. you fucking porn addict, KILL YOURSELF YOU FUCKING PEDOPHILE PORN ADDICT.!!!!

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    1. I hardly think that makes him or her a porn addict or pedophile. Sounds like they were making a joke from the post about not wanting a love story.

      This world would be so much better off if we fed all the dumb fucks to cannibals.

      This person is a prime example of what's wrong with people these days.

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    2. Wow calm down, only one with a problem sounds like u rage addict

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    3. Yeah Gabriel, u sound like the kind of person that needs to kill theirself and do the world a favor, try the live action psycho blog

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  5. you fucking porn addict, KILL YOURSELF YOU FUCKING PEDOPHILE PORN ADDICT.!!!!

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  6. I agree don't mess up the dinobots, for the love of god don't mess up the dinobots. I'm concerened

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  7. Very simple longer robo fight scenes shorter human scenes, no more tears

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  8. LOL. I agree with pretty much everything they said. I've always wanted to see alot more character development and backstory for the actual Transformers. Along with more interaction between just the Bots and the Cons. I'd like to see better and more focused fight scenes, instead of the choppiness between different fight scenes. I also agree that human love stories do not belong in a Transformers movie. Personally speaking, I don't mind a little humor in the movies. I actually kind of liked Skids and Mudflap. Transformers lubricating on humans and Transformers with scrotums and Uber annoying parents I could have lived without.
    I also echo the sentiment, "For the love of Primus, DO NOT MESS UP THE DINOBOTS!!"

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  9. Robot character development is key... I was a young pre-teen when I watched the cartoon Saturday morning live when it first broke. Autobot's Bumblebee, young small robot with something to prove. Jazz, cool music loving Robot. Hound (who they'll probably eff up in this new movie) a scout very taken with Earth beauty. Sideswipe and Sunstreaker, cool lambo's with flash speedster's, and Sunstreaker a little vain. All this and more in 3 half hour show's that brought more character development then 8+ hours in Bay's first 3 movie's. I think you get my point, especially those like me that grew up on G1. MAKE US LIKE AUTOBOT PERSONALITIES.... simple. Desepticon's, Starscream scheming to be leader, Soundwave loyal follower looking out for his leader, Megatron just a bad a$$ wanting domination. IMO Transformer's Prime did better character development. Finally, cool special weapon's. Starscream's Nul ray. Jazz's speaker's, Rumble's piledriver's we can go on and on... and if you had the toy's you know they each had special weapon's. This would be cool to have used in the movie. OK my Rant over, hope you all see my points though.

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