Thursday, February 05, 2009

Rather Odd Bay Related "Article"

Transformers 2 director Michael Bay reveals that the trailers leading up to the film will potentially give away most of the robots and plot of the movie, at least according to Rope of Silicon. However, the article is very tongue in cheek and labeled as satire so the quotes are manufactured. Click here to read the whole thing.
“A movie isn’t an actual movie unless things are blowing up and I blow them up with the best of them,” The Bay said. “Sure, you can have emotional moments and we have those with Megan and Shia, but when it comes down to it no one goes to a movie for the actual story as much as they go to see robots and things explode and we got that! I am the only director to have a direct line to the Pentagon. The Pentagon. Pentagon. You think Martin Scorsese can just call the Pentagon? Pentagon?”

When asked about the possibility of Constructicons showing up in the film I lost some steam because I didn’t know what they were and had not yet watched the Super Bowl trailer, but he did say, “It’s all bullshit. I am just toying with the fanboys.” He emphasized “toying” as if to pass a mocking nudge at how the toys from the film have created such an online stir. “Did you see all the articles about the Soundwave toy? Pentagon. So funny, my robots ain’t toys, they will kill you!”
Rather strange article overall, not really sure what the point of it is. Since June is far off, I am all for Bay revealing the Transformer cast through trailers. At least that way have cool eye candy to look at and discuss. Thanks to a site reader for the link.

19 comments:

  1. That's because the article is fake.

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  2. wow, you're a quick one

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  3. It is fake. I don't Bay would be stupid enough to reveal everything in the trailers.

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  4. Bay is an idiot. He's an incompitent director who focuses more on (moron, heh) bright, flashy, attention-fixing explosions than he does with actual plot content or character development. If he spent half the time he probably spends setting up pyrotechnics by actually meeting with Spielberg, he wouldn't suck nearly as much. His misinformation campaign was a joke from the start, and we all knew that this horse-faced Hollywood clown would lose control of it eventually.

    If this is indeed a real article (I hope to god you're right, Anon 1), for him to compare himself to Martin Scorsese based on the singular fact that Scorsese hasn't been sucking the army and navy's dick since TF1, then he's more of an idiot than I imagine him to be.

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  5. Hahaha. I actually found it quite funny. :) *Pentagon*

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  6. To the last Anonymous (2/05/2009 8:39 AM ):
    You twat, read the rest of the articles on that site and you will realize they're a bunch of jokers. If you don't like Bay and his way of making movies, what the hell are you doing on this blog? Jog on!

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  7. "and we all knew that this horse-faced Hollywood clown would lose control of it eventually."

    What's in your wallet??

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  8. He's an incompitent director who focuses more on (moron, heh) bright, flashy, attention-fixing explosions than he does with actual plot content or character development.

    Yes michael bay, get your bright, flashy attention-fixing explosions out of my ADULT transformers movie

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  9. Yes michael bay, get your bright, flashy attention-fixing explosions out of my ADULT transformers movie

    ADULT? Like, Megatron on Optimus and stuff...? :P

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  10. Even Michael Bay isn't enough of an idiot to act like THAT. But don't quote me on that. :)

    "He's an incompitent director who focuses more on (moron, heh) bright, flashy, attention-fixing explosions than he does with actual plot content or character development. If he spent half the time he probably spends setting up pyrotechnics by actually meeting with Spielberg, he wouldn't suck nearly as much."

    Well, that's how HE makes HIS movies. That's his perogative. As long as there are 30 foot transforming robots in the middel of those explosions, I'm good to go. I do agree that some more plot development and character development would do the Transformers films some good. Meeting with Spielberg would also do a world of good. Spielberg should be promoted to "big-head-honcho" producer and have A LOT of say in what goes on.

    Does he suffer from tourettes(spelling?)? "Pentagon! Pentagon! Explosions! Pentagon!" It reminds me of that Family Guy episode where John Madden keeps saying to his co-host: "Come on! FOOTBALL!"

    FOOTBALL! PENTAGON! FOOTBALL AT THE PENTAGON!

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  11. they should have released the article on 4/1. too many of you would still be confused.

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  12. It's an obvious fake. Don't spread pathetic rude jokes like this one which are far from funny. Also the original site article I hope will get sued. If I were you I would have removed any link to it.

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  13. Yes... obviously fake. Since Bay said in his post on his forum that he didn't want to show off too much in the trailer.

    I'm surprised people can't see the fun and silliness in the article. :) Pentagon!

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  14. yeh the people that freak out! wut the fuck is wrong with u! get a life!

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  15. as long as we get the robots who cares about the plot all you G1 guys including myself, did we care about the story when we watched G1 cartoon hell no we just wanted to see transformers oh wait we are adults now so i guess a plot matters oh wait not!!!!! last year after the first it was oh we need more bots now we get the bots and now we want a plot fuck that just gimme the god damn robots this aint driving ms daisy!!!! and snort pocket deal with it its not an adult movie its meant for all ages and if your such an adult why do you watch this movie and im sure you watch G1 cartoons every now and again, you want an adult movie watch some porn don't get much more adult than that its aboput making money bay dont give a shit what we want he puts enough of what we want in and all of what he wants in to make money not to make every friggin person who sees the movie 100% happy cuz that will never happen the movie would be like 9 hrs long if it had everything we wanted in it..this is a new transformers era his own story, be happy prime is in it be happy there is a damn tf movie

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  16. ^^Take a breath dude.

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  17. PENTAGON! EXPLOSIONS! CAR CHASES!...PENTAGON!!!

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  18. "This article and its contents are fictitious. Any resemblance to persons, living or dead, is entirely coincidental or is intended purely as a satire, parody or spoof."

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