TFW2005's GenZhao has posted a large gallery of pictures that shows of the Transformers 2 toy version of Starscream and lets you get a good look has his new tattoos that he will be sporting for the movie. The full gallery is here.
Sunday, February 08, 2009
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on the right wing there is a decepticon logo but whats that insigna on the left wing?
ReplyDeleteSweet sweet mold! Am highlt grateful that the chest pieces of this new Starscream is highly detailed unlike the previous TF1 toy. The hands are are also much better off than the claw/missile launcher that the previous one had! The jet mode looks much sleeker now that the hands are not longer missile cannones by the side but instead folded to the back to make it look like thrusters. Way better that the previous toy. Also I think it doesn't look AS bulky as the previous one with huge arms. This one has more slender arms. One more to go in my to buy list.
ReplyDeleteCool this guy its awesome he has hands yeahhhhhhhh finally good point :)
ReplyDeleteon the right wing there is a decepticon logo but whats that insigna on the left wing?
ReplyDelete^^^ it is like a air force squadron logo..
What are those strange things on the end of his arms? Hands? I've never heard of such a thing! :)
ReplyDeleteI'm totally going to buy this Starscream just because it has hands! (THAT WAS NOT SARCASM)
Pros:
>Sleeker looking F-22 mode
>No more under-kibble
>HANDS!
>More movie accurate
>Different transformation (somewhat)
Cons:
>Still rather top-heavy
>Legs could use some work
What made Transformers a good movie?
ReplyDelete1.Incoherent plot? scenes in the movie lead nowhere or had no real purpose, comedy filler, waste time, no story logic. The movie's script made it hard to suspend belief and enjoy the movie. B movie but with a bigger budget...
2.Laughably bad dialogue? "My bad" Shia "NoNoNoNoNo" Whats up lil B ****es" Touch my bush I'll kick your @$$!'' Happy Time" ect. ect. VOMIT
3. The army can kill the Decepticons? Why even have the autobots.
4.Transformers look like metal scraps glued together.
5.Dramatic scenes that fly straight out of left field? ("I'm so glad I got in the car with you.") B movie
6.Formerly respectable star sinks to a new low? John Turturro Jon Voight,Golden Shower Bumblebee pees now and farts? comedy gold....
7.Incredible overacting that is obviously encouraged by the director?
8.Bumblebee who cannot speak for no apparent reason? Damaged in battle ....please, prequel comic or motion comic just try to cover up bad story telling .Makes no sense other than that is what the director or script calls for in the movie. (no story logic.^)
Wouldn't need to waste so much time If BumbleBee could repair himself. Like Barricade repaired himself after the first fight and tell Shia that he needs the glasses!
9.Rampant racial stereotyping?" Hey Mammy "
"Speak English dude "
10.Characters with a lot of face time who end up playing no important role in the "story?"
Hackers and soldiers.
11.The action in some shots is hopelessly muddled? Shaky Cam, close ups, and quick cut editing.
12. Jazz's hilarious death scene is matched only by his hilarious eulogy? B movie
13. Transformers had little scene time due to over elaborated designs which made them too expensive? Prime shows up 70 mins into the movie.
14. Blatant over the top product placement? Takes away from the movie experience. Not just minor product placement the movie stops just for the product placement. Bumblebee updates to a newer car. The pilots getting into the F 22.
15. Transformers are secondary characters with little to no dialogue?
16. Hard to tell the Transformers apart. As long as the camera stands still long enough and the transformer is not silver. If it is an action scene forget about it..
17. For an action blockbuster there is not much action: 5 min of action in the beginning 10 min of action in the middle and 15 min of action at the end. In a 2 hr and 30 min movie. All of which jumps around from robots to humans every 2 seconds, due to the quick cut editing. Shaky Cam and close ups ruin most of the action.
18. Shia LaBarf can't act? NoNoNoNoNoNoNoNoNo BS comedy shtick, Even Stevens with robots...
19. Meagan Fox can't act? ........LMAO please
20. Michael Bay can't direct? " I make movies for 13 year old boys." Can't remember the Transformers names. Brawl is the tank Bay.. not DEVASTATOR!
Intense slow motion shots of characters
Has the camera moving during most scenes. Very rarely uses static shots.
Actors/characters in his films are almost uniformly shot in tight, emphatic close ups, framed under the hairline and above the chin.
Often has over-the-top visuals (i.e. key events taking place at sunset or dramatic events taking place behind actors doing routine activities).
Utilizes monotonic but intense musical cues during action-filled car chase scenes. Bad Boys II (2003), The Island (2005)
Uses shots of aircraft against a setting sun, especially helicopters (Armageddon (1998/I), Pearl Harbor (2001), Transformers (2007)).
Often features a slow-motion shot of an object crashing into, or tumbling towards the camera.
Uses a shot where the camera spins in a circle around characters. (Bad Boys II, Transformers)
Frequently incorporates scenes that involve characters running or moving towards the camera (almost always shot in slow-motion)
[Michael Bay on "Transformers look"]
Well, it's just, you know, listen, it's like...I didn't want to make the boxy characters, you know? Think about it, 30 feet in the air in the real world, just boxes, you know and it'd just look more fake, you know? And by adding more doo-dads, you know, stuff on the...stuff. Stuff on the robots, more car parts, and...you know you can just make it look more real.
Something close to the 80's cartoon design could have been achieved.
Nanotechnology is a legitimate reason for parts of the transformers to disappear or for mass shifting.( LIKE THE CUBE! )
Nobody wants the same thing from the cartoon.
Something CLOSER to the 80's or 2000 dreamwave comic book designs
could have been great.
Instead with now how Starscream retarded gorilla with chicken legs, Megatron's pineapple a$$hole face, alot of transformers now roll around on wheels, the constructicon is shown twice riding around on 1 wheel. Motercycle (Arcee) bots..... yep 1 wheel, Unicycle transformers The Twins ugly retard mongoloids stereotypes JAR JAR BINKS now Wheelie looks like Wall- E and Johnny Five hybrid
The outsides of the ALT MODE would be like armor that could split apart or change in minor ways to accommodate for movement.
The mass area of joints or the blocky parts can bend or reline itself.
Instead of having their guts exposed they could have the outer shell of their ALT mode act like armor.
The Nanotechnology would allow for more pleasing Aesthetic by adding simple yet believable appearance between the Alt mode armor plates and the human like areas and joints.
So you can achieve a balance between the 80's cartoon and Bayformers !
Will Transformers 2 be as good as the first one?
I hope this movie is 2 hours and 30 mins long with a lot of soldiers, hackers and only 15 minutes of incoherent action!!! HELL YEAH THAT WILL BE AWESOME!!!!!!!
Will it have abhorrent, horrendous, obnoxious, repulsive, shameful, terrible, ugly, swirling metal chucks, gorilla arms, unicycle retard looking Transformers in it.
Great job Bay keep lying to everybody about how your extremely expensive, hyper realistic Transformers is the only look that works and is not silly.. No middle ground between the original look and these bionicles metal junk piles....
It needs to have Shia Ledouche doing his crazy retard shtick, talking to himself and saying NoNoNoNoNoNoNoNoNoNoNo. Megan Fox trying to act and looking like a 30 year old raged out street walker whore.
More shameful masturbating close ups of her stomach... More random characters who have no purpose in the film.
What will make it funny is to have more scenes of Transformers stumbling around like morons hiding in the backyard, golden shower scenes, bumblebee farting on Sam's dad. COMEDY GOLD! Horrible Stereotypes and blatant racism. So much respect to source material....
Sure to get the Oscar this time, as long as we still have Michael Bay's AWESOME character development, 20 camera using, seizure inducing can't tell whats going on shaky cam, fast cut editing, emphatic tight close ups, helicopter in the sunset, extremely nauseating, repulsive, over the top product placement, and slow motion over dramatic explosions.
I sure hope so this movie will be AWESOME AND RAD TO THE MAX EXTREME with my A.D.D and short attention span.
Be sure not to take your riddilan when watching this great action packed popcorn blockbuster, leave your brain at the door snore fest...
this guy is very positive
ReplyDeletei think he needs a time out because it's just a movie!!!!!
Well as usual, Starscream being my favorite from the movie, seeing this makes me incredibly happy.
ReplyDeleteI just checked out the gallery and the video showing him transform. I am so impressed that they cared to take the time and basically redo the entire toy. He looks amazing and I can't wait to get my hands on him.
Only thing is his tattoos seem a bit large but that's just minor nitpicking.
What made Transformers a good movie?
ReplyDelete1.Incoherent plot? scenes in the movie lead nowhere or had no real purpose, comedy filler, waste time, no story logic. The movie's script made it hard to suspend belief and enjoy the movie. B movie but with a bigger budget...
2.Laughably bad dialogue? "My bad" Shia "NoNoNoNoNo" Whats up lil B ****es" Touch my bush I'll kick your @$$!'' Happy Time" ect. ect. VOMIT
3. The army can kill the Decepticons? Why even have the autobots.
4.Transformers look like metal scraps glued together.
5.Dramatic scenes that fly straight out of left field? ("I'm so glad I got in the car with you.") B movie
6.Formerly respectable star sinks to a new low? John Turturro Jon Voight,Golden Shower Bumblebee pees now and farts? comedy gold....
7.Incredible overacting that is obviously encouraged by the director?
8.Bumblebee who cannot speak for no apparent reason? Damaged in battle ....please, prequel comic or motion comic just try to cover up bad story telling .Makes no sense other than that is what the director or script calls for in the movie. (no story logic.^)
Wouldn't need to waste so much time If BumbleBee could repair himself. Like Barricade repaired himself after the first fight and tell Shia that he needs the glasses!
9.Rampant racial stereotyping?" Hey Mammy "
"Speak English dude "
10.Characters with a lot of face time who end up playing no important role in the "story?"
Hackers and soldiers.
11.The action in some shots is hopelessly muddled? Shaky Cam, close ups, and quick cut editing.
12. Jazz's hilarious death scene is matched only by his hilarious eulogy? B movie
13. Transformers had little scene time due to over elaborated designs which made them too expensive? Prime shows up 70 mins into the movie.
14. Blatant over the top product placement? Takes away from the movie experience. Not just minor product placement the movie stops just for the product placement. Bumblebee updates to a newer car. The pilots getting into the F 22.
15. Transformers are secondary characters with little to no dialogue?
16. Hard to tell the Transformers apart. As long as the camera stands still long enough and the transformer is not silver. If it is an action scene forget about it..
17. For an action blockbuster there is not much action: 5 min of action in the beginning 10 min of action in the middle and 15 min of action at the end. In a 2 hr and 30 min movie. All of which jumps around from robots to humans every 2 seconds, due to the quick cut editing. Shaky Cam and close ups ruin most of the action.
18. Shia LaBarf can't act? NoNoNoNoNoNoNoNoNo BS comedy shtick, Even Stevens with robots...
19. Meagan Fox can't act? ........LMAO please
20. Michael Bay can't direct? " I make movies for 13 year old boys." Can't remember the Transformers names. Brawl is the tank Bay.. not DEVASTATOR!
Intense slow motion shots of characters
Has the camera moving during most scenes. Very rarely uses static shots.
Actors/characters in his films are almost uniformly shot in tight, emphatic close ups, framed under the hairline and above the chin.
Often has over-the-top visuals (i.e. key events taking place at sunset or dramatic events taking place behind actors doing routine activities).
Utilizes monotonic but intense musical cues during action-filled car chase scenes. Bad Boys II (2003), The Island (2005)
Uses shots of aircraft against a setting sun, especially helicopters (Armageddon (1998/I), Pearl Harbor (2001), Transformers (2007)).
Often features a slow-motion shot of an object crashing into, or tumbling towards the camera.
Uses a shot where the camera spins in a circle around characters. (Bad Boys II, Transformers)
Frequently incorporates scenes that involve characters running or moving towards the camera (almost always shot in slow-motion)
[Michael Bay on "Transformers look"]
Well, it's just, you know, listen, it's like...I didn't want to make the boxy characters, you know? Think about it, 30 feet in the air in the real world, just boxes, you know and it'd just look more fake, you know? And by adding more doo-dads, you know, stuff on the...stuff. Stuff on the robots, more car parts, and...you know you can just make it look more real.
Something close to the 80's cartoon design could have been achieved.
Nanotechnology is a legitimate reason for parts of the transformers to disappear or for mass shifting.( LIKE THE CUBE! )
Nobody wants the same thing from the cartoon.
Something CLOSER to the 80's or 2000 dreamwave comic book designs
could have been great.
Instead with now how Starscream retarded gorilla with chicken legs, Megatron's pineapple a$$hole face, alot of transformers now roll around on wheels, the constructicon is shown twice riding around on 1 wheel. Motercycle (Arcee) bots..... yep 1 wheel, Unicycle transformers The Twins ugly retard mongoloids stereotypes JAR JAR BINKS now Wheelie looks like Wall- E and Johnny Five hybrid
The outsides of the ALT MODE would be like armor that could split apart or change in minor ways to accommodate for movement.
The mass area of joints or the blocky parts can bend or reline itself.
Instead of having their guts exposed they could have the outer shell of their ALT mode act like armor.
The Nanotechnology would allow for more pleasing Aesthetic by adding simple yet believable appearance between the Alt mode armor plates and the human like areas and joints.
So you can achieve a balance between the 80's cartoon and Bayformers !
Will Transformers 2 be as good as the first one?
I hope this movie is 2 hours and 30 mins long with a lot of soldiers, hackers and only 15 minutes of incoherent action!!! HELL YEAH THAT WILL BE AWESOME!!!!!!!
Will it have abhorrent, horrendous, obnoxious, repulsive, shameful, terrible, ugly, swirling metal chucks, gorilla arms, unicycle retard looking Transformers in it.
Great job Bay keep lying to everybody about how your extremely expensive, hyper realistic Transformers is the only look that works and is not silly.. No middle ground between the original look and these bionicles metal junk piles....
It needs to have Shia Ledouche doing his crazy retard shtick, talking to himself and saying NoNoNoNoNoNoNoNoNoNoNo. Megan Fox trying to act and looking like a 30 year old raged out street walker whore.
More shameful masturbating close ups of her stomach... More random characters who have no purpose in the film.
What will make it funny is to have more scenes of Transformers stumbling around like morons hiding in the backyard, golden shower scenes, bumblebee farting on Sam's dad. COMEDY GOLD! Horrible Stereotypes and blatant racism. So much respect to source material....
Sure to get the Oscar this time, as long as we still have Michael Bay's AWESOME character development, 20 camera using, seizure inducing can't tell whats going on shaky cam, fast cut editing, emphatic tight close ups, helicopter in the sunset, extremely nauseating, repulsive, over the top product placement, and slow motion over dramatic explosions.
I sure hope so this movie will be AWESOME AND RAD TO THE MAX EXTREME with my A.D.D and short attention span.
Be sure not to take your riddilan when watching this great action packed popcorn blockbuster, leave your brain at the door snore fest...What made Transformers a good movie?
1.Incoherent plot? scenes in the movie lead nowhere or had no real purpose, comedy filler, waste time, no story logic. The movie's script made it hard to suspend belief and enjoy the movie. B movie but with a bigger budget...
2.Laughably bad dialogue? "My bad" Shia "NoNoNoNoNo" Whats up lil B ****es" Touch my bush I'll kick your @$$!'' Happy Time" ect. ect. VOMIT
3. The army can kill the Decepticons? Why even have the autobots.
4.Transformers look like metal scraps glued together.
5.Dramatic scenes that fly straight out of left field? ("I'm so glad I got in the car with you.") B movie
6.Formerly respectable star sinks to a new low? John Turturro Jon Voight,Golden Shower Bumblebee pees now and farts? comedy gold....
7.Incredible overacting that is obviously encouraged by the director?
8.Bumblebee who cannot speak for no apparent reason? Damaged in battle ....please, prequel comic or motion comic just try to cover up bad story telling .Makes no sense other than that is what the director or script calls for in the movie. (no story logic.^)
Wouldn't need to waste so much time If BumbleBee could repair himself. Like Barricade repaired himself after the first fight and tell Shia that he needs the glasses!
9.Rampant racial stereotyping?" Hey Mammy "
"Speak English dude "
10.Characters with a lot of face time who end up playing no important role in the "story?"
Hackers and soldiers.
11.The action in some shots is hopelessly muddled? Shaky Cam, close ups, and quick cut editing.
12. Jazz's hilarious death scene is matched only by his hilarious eulogy? B movie
13. Transformers had little scene time due to over elaborated designs which made them too expensive? Prime shows up 70 mins into the movie.
14. Blatant over the top product placement? Takes away from the movie experience. Not just minor product placement the movie stops just for the product placement. Bumblebee updates to a newer car. The pilots getting into the F 22.
15. Transformers are secondary characters with little to no dialogue?
16. Hard to tell the Transformers apart. As long as the camera stands still long enough and the transformer is not silver. If it is an action scene forget about it..
17. For an action blockbuster there is not much action: 5 min of action in the beginning 10 min of action in the middle and 15 min of action at the end. In a 2 hr and 30 min movie. All of which jumps around from robots to humans every 2 seconds, due to the quick cut editing. Shaky Cam and close ups ruin most of the action.
18. Shia LaBarf can't act? NoNoNoNoNoNoNoNoNo BS comedy shtick, Even Stevens with robots...
19. Meagan Fox can't act? ........LMAO please
20. Michael Bay can't direct? " I make movies for 13 year old boys." Can't remember the Transformers names. Brawl is the tank Bay.. not DEVASTATOR!
Intense slow motion shots of characters
Has the camera moving during most scenes. Very rarely uses static shots.
Actors/characters in his films are almost uniformly shot in tight, emphatic close ups, framed under the hairline and above the chin.
Often has over-the-top visuals (i.e. key events taking place at sunset or dramatic events taking place behind actors doing routine activities).
Utilizes monotonic but intense musical cues during action-filled car chase scenes. Bad Boys II (2003), The Island (2005)
Uses shots of aircraft against a setting sun, especially helicopters (Armageddon (1998/I), Pearl Harbor (2001), Transformers (2007)).
Often features a slow-motion shot of an object crashing into, or tumbling towards the camera.
Uses a shot where the camera spins in a circle around characters. (Bad Boys II, Transformers)
Frequently incorporates scenes that involve characters running or moving towards the camera (almost always shot in slow-motion)
[Michael Bay on "Transformers look"]
Well, it's just, you know, listen, it's like...I didn't want to make the boxy characters, you know? Think about it, 30 feet in the air in the real world, just boxes, you know and it'd just look more fake, you know? And by adding more doo-dads, you know, stuff on the...stuff. Stuff on the robots, more car parts, and...you know you can just make it look more real.
Something close to the 80's cartoon design could have been achieved.
Nanotechnology is a legitimate reason for parts of the transformers to disappear or for mass shifting.( LIKE THE CUBE! )
Nobody wants the same thing from the cartoon.
Something CLOSER to the 80's or 2000 dreamwave comic book designs
could have been great.
Instead with now how Starscream retarded gorilla with chicken legs, Megatron's pineapple a$$hole face, alot of transformers now roll around on wheels, the constructicon is shown twice riding around on 1 wheel. Motercycle (Arcee) bots..... yep 1 wheel, Unicycle transformers The Twins ugly retard mongoloids stereotypes JAR JAR BINKS now Wheelie looks like Wall- E and Johnny Five hybrid
The outsides of the ALT MODE would be like armor that could split apart or change in minor ways to accommodate for movement.
The mass area of joints or the blocky parts can bend or reline itself.
Instead of having their guts exposed they could have the outer shell of their ALT mode act like armor.
The Nanotechnology would allow for more pleasing Aesthetic by adding simple yet believable appearance between the Alt mode armor plates and the human like areas and joints.
So you can achieve a balance between the 80's cartoon and Bayformers !
Will Transformers 2 be as good as the first one?
I hope this movie is 2 hours and 30 mins long with a lot of soldiers, hackers and only 15 minutes of incoherent action!!! HELL YEAH THAT WILL BE AWESOME!!!!!!!
Will it have abhorrent, horrendous, obnoxious, repulsive, shameful, terrible, ugly, swirling metal chucks, gorilla arms, unicycle retard looking Transformers in it.
Great job Bay keep lying to everybody about how your extremely expensive, hyper realistic Transformers is the only look that works and is not silly.. No middle ground between the original look and these bionicles metal junk piles....
It needs to have Shia Ledouche doing his crazy retard shtick, talking to himself and saying NoNoNoNoNoNoNoNoNoNoNo. Megan Fox trying to act and looking like a 30 year old raged out street walker whore.
More shameful masturbating close ups of her stomach... More random characters who have no purpose in the film.
What will make it funny is to have more scenes of Transformers stumbling around like morons hiding in the backyard, golden shower scenes, bumblebee farting on Sam's dad. COMEDY GOLD! Horrible Stereotypes and blatant racism. So much respect to source material....
Sure to get the Oscar this time, as long as we still have Michael Bay's AWESOME character development, 20 camera using, seizure inducing can't tell whats going on shaky cam, fast cut editing, emphatic tight close ups, helicopter in the sunset, extremely nauseating, repulsive, over the top product placement, and slow motion over dramatic explosions.
I sure hope so this movie will be AWESOME AND RAD TO THE MAX EXTREME with my A.D.D and short attention span.
Be sure not to take your riddilan when watching this great action packed popcorn blockbuster, leave your brain at the door snore fest...
What made Transformers a good movie?
1.Incoherent plot? scenes in the movie lead nowhere or had no real purpose, comedy filler, waste time, no story logic. The movie's script made it hard to suspend belief and enjoy the movie. B movie but with a bigger budget...
2.Laughably bad dialogue? "My bad" Shia "NoNoNoNoNo" Whats up lil B ****es" Touch my bush I'll kick your @$$!'' Happy Time" ect. ect. VOMIT
3. The army can kill the Decepticons? Why even have the autobots.
4.Transformers look like metal scraps glued together.
5.Dramatic scenes that fly straight out of left field? ("I'm so glad I got in the car with you.") B movie
6.Formerly respectable star sinks to a new low? John Turturro Jon Voight,Golden Shower Bumblebee pees now and farts? comedy gold....
7.Incredible overacting that is obviously encouraged by the director?
8.Bumblebee who cannot speak for no apparent reason? Damaged in battle ....please, prequel comic or motion comic just try to cover up bad story telling .Makes no sense other than that is what the director or script calls for in the movie. (no story logic.^)
Wouldn't need to waste so much time If BumbleBee could repair himself. Like Barricade repaired himself after the first fight and tell Shia that he needs the glasses!
9.Rampant racial stereotyping?" Hey Mammy "
"Speak English dude "
10.Characters with a lot of face time who end up playing no important role in the "story?"
Hackers and soldiers.
11.The action in some shots is hopelessly muddled? Shaky Cam, close ups, and quick cut editing.
12. Jazz's hilarious death scene is matched only by his hilarious eulogy? B movie
13. Transformers had little scene time due to over elaborated designs which made them too expensive? Prime shows up 70 mins into the movie.
14. Blatant over the top product placement? Takes away from the movie experience. Not just minor product placement the movie stops just for the product placement. Bumblebee updates to a newer car. The pilots getting into the F 22.
15. Transformers are secondary characters with little to no dialogue?
16. Hard to tell the Transformers apart. As long as the camera stands still long enough and the transformer is not silver. If it is an action scene forget about it..
17. For an action blockbuster there is not much action: 5 min of action in the beginning 10 min of action in the middle and 15 min of action at the end. In a 2 hr and 30 min movie. All of which jumps around from robots to humans every 2 seconds, due to the quick cut editing. Shaky Cam and close ups ruin most of the action.
18. Shia LaBarf can't act? NoNoNoNoNoNoNoNoNo BS comedy shtick, Even Stevens with robots...
19. Meagan Fox can't act? ........LMAO please
20. Michael Bay can't direct? " I make movies for 13 year old boys." Can't remember the Transformers names. Brawl is the tank Bay.. not DEVASTATOR!
Intense slow motion shots of characters
Has the camera moving during most scenes. Very rarely uses static shots.
Actors/characters in his films are almost uniformly shot in tight, emphatic close ups, framed under the hairline and above the chin.
Often has over-the-top visuals (i.e. key events taking place at sunset or dramatic events taking place behind actors doing routine activities).
Utilizes monotonic but intense musical cues during action-filled car chase scenes. Bad Boys II (2003), The Island (2005)
Uses shots of aircraft against a setting sun, especially helicopters (Armageddon (1998/I), Pearl Harbor (2001), Transformers (2007)).
Often features a slow-motion shot of an object crashing into, or tumbling towards the camera.
Uses a shot where the camera spins in a circle around characters. (Bad Boys II, Transformers)
Frequently incorporates scenes that involve characters running or moving towards the camera (almost always shot in slow-motion)
[Michael Bay on "Transformers look"]
Well, it's just, you know, listen, it's like...I didn't want to make the boxy characters, you know? Think about it, 30 feet in the air in the real world, just boxes, you know and it'd just look more fake, you know? And by adding more doo-dads, you know, stuff on the...stuff. Stuff on the robots, more car parts, and...you know you can just make it look more real.
Something close to the 80's cartoon design could have been achieved.
Nanotechnology is a legitimate reason for parts of the transformers to disappear or for mass shifting.( LIKE THE CUBE! )
Nobody wants the same thing from the cartoon.
Something CLOSER to the 80's or 2000 dreamwave comic book designs
could have been great.
Instead with now how Starscream retarded gorilla with chicken legs, Megatron's pineapple a$$hole face, alot of transformers now roll around on wheels, the constructicon is shown twice riding around on 1 wheel. Motercycle (Arcee) bots..... yep 1 wheel, Unicycle transformers The Twins ugly retard mongoloids stereotypes JAR JAR BINKS now Wheelie looks like Wall- E and Johnny Five hybrid
The outsides of the ALT MODE would be like armor that could split apart or change in minor ways to accommodate for movement.
The mass area of joints or the blocky parts can bend or reline itself.
Instead of having their guts exposed they could have the outer shell of their ALT mode act like armor.
The Nanotechnology would allow for more pleasing Aesthetic by adding simple yet believable appearance between the Alt mode armor plates and the human like areas and joints.
So you can achieve a balance between the 80's cartoon and Bayformers !
Will Transformers 2 be as good as the first one?
I hope this movie is 2 hours and 30 mins long with a lot of soldiers, hackers and only 15 minutes of incoherent action!!! HELL YEAH THAT WILL BE AWESOME!!!!!!!
Will it have abhorrent, horrendous, obnoxious, repulsive, shameful, terrible, ugly, swirling metal chucks, gorilla arms, unicycle retard looking Transformers in it.
Great job Bay keep lying to everybody about how your extremely expensive, hyper realistic Transformers is the only look that works and is not silly.. No middle ground between the original look and these bionicles metal junk piles....
It needs to have Shia Ledouche doing his crazy retard shtick, talking to himself and saying NoNoNoNoNoNoNoNoNoNoNo. Megan Fox trying to act and looking like a 30 year old raged out street walker whore.
More shameful masturbating close ups of her stomach... More random characters who have no purpose in the film.
What will make it funny is to have more scenes of Transformers stumbling around like morons hiding in the backyard, golden shower scenes, bumblebee farting on Sam's dad. COMEDY GOLD! Horrible Stereotypes and blatant racism. So much respect to source material....
Sure to get the Oscar this time, as long as we still have Michael Bay's AWESOME character development, 20 camera using, seizure inducing can't tell whats going on shaky cam, fast cut editing, emphatic tight close ups, helicopter in the sunset, extremely nauseating, repulsive, over the top product placement, and slow motion over dramatic explosions.
I sure hope so this movie will be AWESOME AND RAD TO THE MAX EXTREME with my A.D.D and short attention span.
Be sure not to take your riddilan when watching this great action packed popcorn blockbuster, leave your brain at the door snore fest...
What made Transformers a good movie?
1.Incoherent plot? scenes in the movie lead nowhere or had no real purpose, comedy filler, waste time, no story logic. The movie's script made it hard to suspend belief and enjoy the movie. B movie but with a bigger budget...
2.Laughably bad dialogue? "My bad" Shia "NoNoNoNoNo" Whats up lil B ****es" Touch my bush I'll kick your @$$!'' Happy Time" ect. ect. VOMIT
3. The army can kill the Decepticons? Why even have the autobots.
4.Transformers look like metal scraps glued together.
5.Dramatic scenes that fly straight out of left field? ("I'm so glad I got in the car with you.") B movie
6.Formerly respectable star sinks to a new low? John Turturro Jon Voight,Golden Shower Bumblebee pees now and farts? comedy gold....
7.Incredible overacting that is obviously encouraged by the director?
8.Bumblebee who cannot speak for no apparent reason? Damaged in battle ....please, prequel comic or motion comic just try to cover up bad story telling .Makes no sense other than that is what the director or script calls for in the movie. (no story logic.^)
Wouldn't need to waste so much time If BumbleBee could repair himself. Like Barricade repaired himself after the first fight and tell Shia that he needs the glasses!
9.Rampant racial stereotyping?" Hey Mammy "
"Speak English dude "
10.Characters with a lot of face time who end up playing no important role in the "story?"
Hackers and soldiers.
11.The action in some shots is hopelessly muddled? Shaky Cam, close ups, and quick cut editing.
12. Jazz's hilarious death scene is matched only by his hilarious eulogy? B movie
13. Transformers had little scene time due to over elaborated designs which made them too expensive? Prime shows up 70 mins into the movie.
14. Blatant over the top product placement? Takes away from the movie experience. Not just minor product placement the movie stops just for the product placement. Bumblebee updates to a newer car. The pilots getting into the F 22.
15. Transformers are secondary characters with little to no dialogue?
16. Hard to tell the Transformers apart. As long as the camera stands still long enough and the transformer is not silver. If it is an action scene forget about it..
17. For an action blockbuster there is not much action: 5 min of action in the beginning 10 min of action in the middle and 15 min of action at the end. In a 2 hr and 30 min movie. All of which jumps around from robots to humans every 2 seconds, due to the quick cut editing. Shaky Cam and close ups ruin most of the action.
18. Shia LaBarf can't act? NoNoNoNoNoNoNoNoNo BS comedy shtick, Even Stevens with robots...
19. Meagan Fox can't act? ........LMAO please
20. Michael Bay can't direct? " I make movies for 13 year old boys." Can't remember the Transformers names. Brawl is the tank Bay.. not DEVASTATOR!
Intense slow motion shots of characters
Has the camera moving during most scenes. Very rarely uses static shots.
Actors/characters in his films are almost uniformly shot in tight, emphatic close ups, framed under the hairline and above the chin.
Often has over-the-top visuals (i.e. key events taking place at sunset or dramatic events taking place behind actors doing routine activities).
Utilizes monotonic but intense musical cues during action-filled car chase scenes. Bad Boys II (2003), The Island (2005)
Uses shots of aircraft against a setting sun, especially helicopters (Armageddon (1998/I), Pearl Harbor (2001), Transformers (2007)).
Often features a slow-motion shot of an object crashing into, or tumbling towards the camera.
Uses a shot where the camera spins in a circle around characters. (Bad Boys II, Transformers)
Frequently incorporates scenes that involve characters running or moving towards the camera (almost always shot in slow-motion)
[Michael Bay on "Transformers look"]
Well, it's just, you know, listen, it's like...I didn't want to make the boxy characters, you know? Think about it, 30 feet in the air in the real world, just boxes, you know and it'd just look more fake, you know? And by adding more doo-dads, you know, stuff on the...stuff. Stuff on the robots, more car parts, and...you know you can just make it look more real.
Something close to the 80's cartoon design could have been achieved.
Nanotechnology is a legitimate reason for parts of the transformers to disappear or for mass shifting.( LIKE THE CUBE! )
Nobody wants the same thing from the cartoon.
Something CLOSER to the 80's or 2000 dreamwave comic book designs
could have been great.
Instead with now how Starscream retarded gorilla with chicken legs, Megatron's pineapple a$$hole face, alot of transformers now roll around on wheels, the constructicon is shown twice riding around on 1 wheel. Motercycle (Arcee) bots..... yep 1 wheel, Unicycle transformers The Twins ugly retard mongoloids stereotypes JAR JAR BINKS now Wheelie looks like Wall- E and Johnny Five hybrid
The outsides of the ALT MODE would be like armor that could split apart or change in minor ways to accommodate for movement.
The mass area of joints or the blocky parts can bend or reline itself.
Instead of having their guts exposed they could have the outer shell of their ALT mode act like armor.
The Nanotechnology would allow for more pleasing Aesthetic by adding simple yet believable appearance between the Alt mode armor plates and the human like areas and joints.
So you can achieve a balance between the 80's cartoon and Bayformers !
Will Transformers 2 be as good as the first one?
I hope this movie is 2 hours and 30 mins long with a lot of soldiers, hackers and only 15 minutes of incoherent action!!! HELL YEAH THAT WILL BE AWESOME!!!!!!!
Will it have abhorrent, horrendous, obnoxious, repulsive, shameful, terrible, ugly, swirling metal chucks, gorilla arms, unicycle retard looking Transformers in it.
Great job Bay keep lying to everybody about how your extremely expensive, hyper realistic Transformers is the only look that works and is not silly.. No middle ground between the original look and these bionicles metal junk piles....
It needs to have Shia Ledouche doing his crazy retard shtick, talking to himself and saying NoNoNoNoNoNoNoNoNoNoNo. Megan Fox trying to act and looking like a 30 year old raged out street walker whore.
More shameful masturbating close ups of her stomach... More random characters who have no purpose in the film.
What will make it funny is to have more scenes of Transformers stumbling around like morons hiding in the backyard, golden shower scenes, bumblebee farting on Sam's dad. COMEDY GOLD! Horrible Stereotypes and blatant racism. So much respect to source material....
Sure to get the Oscar this time, as long as we still have Michael Bay's AWESOME character development, 20 camera using, seizure inducing can't tell whats going on shaky cam, fast cut editing, emphatic tight close ups, helicopter in the sunset, extremely nauseating, repulsive, over the top product placement, and slow motion over dramatic explosions.
I sure hope so this movie will be AWESOME AND RAD TO THE MAX EXTREME with my A.D.D and short attention span.
Be sure not to take your riddilan when watching this great action packed popcorn blockbuster, leave your brain at the door snore fest...
What made Transformers a good movie?
1.Incoherent plot? scenes in the movie lead nowhere or had no real purpose, comedy filler, waste time, no story logic. The movie's script made it hard to suspend belief and enjoy the movie. B movie but with a bigger budget...
2.Laughably bad dialogue? "My bad" Shia "NoNoNoNoNo" Whats up lil B ****es" Touch my bush I'll kick your @$$!'' Happy Time" ect. ect. VOMIT
3. The army can kill the Decepticons? Why even have the autobots.
4.Transformers look like metal scraps glued together.
5.Dramatic scenes that fly straight out of left field? ("I'm so glad I got in the car with you.") B movie
6.Formerly respectable star sinks to a new low? John Turturro Jon Voight,Golden Shower Bumblebee pees now and farts? comedy gold....
7.Incredible overacting that is obviously encouraged by the director?
8.Bumblebee who cannot speak for no apparent reason? Damaged in battle ....please, prequel comic or motion comic just try to cover up bad story telling .Makes no sense other than that is what the director or script calls for in the movie. (no story logic.^)
Wouldn't need to waste so much time If BumbleBee could repair himself. Like Barricade repaired himself after the first fight and tell Shia that he needs the glasses!
9.Rampant racial stereotyping?" Hey Mammy "
"Speak English dude "
10.Characters with a lot of face time who end up playing no important role in the "story?"
Hackers and soldiers.
11.The action in some shots is hopelessly muddled? Shaky Cam, close ups, and quick cut editing.
12. Jazz's hilarious death scene is matched only by his hilarious eulogy? B movie
13. Transformers had little scene time due to over elaborated designs which made them too expensive? Prime shows up 70 mins into the movie.
14. Blatant over the top product placement? Takes away from the movie experience. Not just minor product placement the movie stops just for the product placement. Bumblebee updates to a newer car. The pilots getting into the F 22.
15. Transformers are secondary characters with little to no dialogue?
16. Hard to tell the Transformers apart. As long as the camera stands still long enough and the transformer is not silver. If it is an action scene forget about it..
17. For an action blockbuster there is not much action: 5 min of action in the beginning 10 min of action in the middle and 15 min of action at the end. In a 2 hr and 30 min movie. All of which jumps around from robots to humans every 2 seconds, due to the quick cut editing. Shaky Cam and close ups ruin most of the action.
18. Shia LaBarf can't act? NoNoNoNoNoNoNoNoNo BS comedy shtick, Even Stevens with robots...
19. Meagan Fox can't act? ........LMAO please
20. Michael Bay can't direct? " I make movies for 13 year old boys." Can't remember the Transformers names. Brawl is the tank Bay.. not DEVASTATOR!
Intense slow motion shots of characters
Has the camera moving during most scenes. Very rarely uses static shots.
Actors/characters in his films are almost uniformly shot in tight, emphatic close ups, framed under the hairline and above the chin.
Often has over-the-top visuals (i.e. key events taking place at sunset or dramatic events taking place behind actors doing routine activities).
Utilizes monotonic but intense musical cues during action-filled car chase scenes. Bad Boys II (2003), The Island (2005)
Uses shots of aircraft against a setting sun, especially helicopters (Armageddon (1998/I), Pearl Harbor (2001), Transformers (2007)).
Often features a slow-motion shot of an object crashing into, or tumbling towards the camera.
Uses a shot where the camera spins in a circle around characters. (Bad Boys II, Transformers)
Frequently incorporates scenes that involve characters running or moving towards the camera (almost always shot in slow-motion)
[Michael Bay on "Transformers look"]
Well, it's just, you know, listen, it's like...I didn't want to make the boxy characters, you know? Think about it, 30 feet in the air in the real world, just boxes, you know and it'd just look more fake, you know? And by adding more doo-dads, you know, stuff on the...stuff. Stuff on the robots, more car parts, and...you know you can just make it look more real.
Something close to the 80's cartoon design could have been achieved.
Nanotechnology is a legitimate reason for parts of the transformers to disappear or for mass shifting.( LIKE THE CUBE! )
Nobody wants the same thing from the cartoon.
Something CLOSER to the 80's or 2000 dreamwave comic book designs
could have been great.
Instead with now how Starscream retarded gorilla with chicken legs, Megatron's pineapple a$$hole face, alot of transformers now roll around on wheels, the constructicon is shown twice riding around on 1 wheel. Motercycle (Arcee) bots..... yep 1 wheel, Unicycle transformers The Twins ugly retard mongoloids stereotypes JAR JAR BINKS now Wheelie looks like Wall- E and Johnny Five hybrid
The outsides of the ALT MODE would be like armor that could split apart or change in minor ways to accommodate for movement.
The mass area of joints or the blocky parts can bend or reline itself.
Instead of having their guts exposed they could have the outer shell of their ALT mode act like armor.
The Nanotechnology would allow for more pleasing Aesthetic by adding simple yet believable appearance between the Alt mode armor plates and the human like areas and joints.
So you can achieve a balance between the 80's cartoon and Bayformers !
Will Transformers 2 be as good as the first one?
I hope this movie is 2 hours and 30 mins long with a lot of soldiers, hackers and only 15 minutes of incoherent action!!! HELL YEAH THAT WILL BE AWESOME!!!!!!!
Will it have abhorrent, horrendous, obnoxious, repulsive, shameful, terrible, ugly, swirling metal chucks, gorilla arms, unicycle retard looking Transformers in it.
Great job Bay keep lying to everybody about how your extremely expensive, hyper realistic Transformers is the only look that works and is not silly.. No middle ground between the original look and these bionicles metal junk piles....
It needs to have Shia Ledouche doing his crazy retard shtick, talking to himself and saying NoNoNoNoNoNoNoNoNoNoNo. Megan Fox trying to act and looking like a 30 year old raged out street walker whore.
More shameful masturbating close ups of her stomach... More random characters who have no purpose in the film.
What will make it funny is to have more scenes of Transformers stumbling around like morons hiding in the backyard, golden shower scenes, bumblebee farting on Sam's dad. COMEDY GOLD! Horrible Stereotypes and blatant racism. So much respect to source material....
Sure to get the Oscar this time, as long as we still have Michael Bay's AWESOME character development, 20 camera using, seizure inducing can't tell whats going on shaky cam, fast cut editing, emphatic tight close ups, helicopter in the sunset, extremely nauseating, repulsive, over the top product placement, and slow motion over dramatic explosions.
I sure hope so this movie will be AWESOME AND RAD TO THE MAX EXTREME with my A.D.D and short attention span.
Be sure not to take your riddilan when watching this great action packed popcorn blockbuster, leave your brain at the door snore fest...
What made Transformers a good movie?
1.Incoherent plot? scenes in the movie lead nowhere or had no real purpose, comedy filler, waste time, no story logic. The movie's script made it hard to suspend belief and enjoy the movie. B movie but with a bigger budget...
2.Laughably bad dialogue? "My bad" Shia "NoNoNoNoNo" Whats up lil B ****es" Touch my bush I'll kick your @$$!'' Happy Time" ect. ect. VOMIT
3. The army can kill the Decepticons? Why even have the autobots.
4.Transformers look like metal scraps glued together.
5.Dramatic scenes that fly straight out of left field? ("I'm so glad I got in the car with you.") B movie
6.Formerly respectable star sinks to a new low? John Turturro Jon Voight,Golden Shower Bumblebee pees now and farts? comedy gold....
7.Incredible overacting that is obviously encouraged by the director?
8.Bumblebee who cannot speak for no apparent reason? Damaged in battle ....please, prequel comic or motion comic just try to cover up bad story telling .Makes no sense other than that is what the director or script calls for in the movie. (no story logic.^)
Wouldn't need to waste so much time If BumbleBee could repair himself. Like Barricade repaired himself after the first fight and tell Shia that he needs the glasses!
9.Rampant racial stereotyping?" Hey Mammy "
"Speak English dude "
10.Characters with a lot of face time who end up playing no important role in the "story?"
Hackers and soldiers.
11.The action in some shots is hopelessly muddled? Shaky Cam, close ups, and quick cut editing.
12. Jazz's hilarious death scene is matched only by his hilarious eulogy? B movie
13. Transformers had little scene time due to over elaborated designs which made them too expensive? Prime shows up 70 mins into the movie.
14. Blatant over the top product placement? Takes away from the movie experience. Not just minor product placement the movie stops just for the product placement. Bumblebee updates to a newer car. The pilots getting into the F 22.
15. Transformers are secondary characters with little to no dialogue?
16. Hard to tell the Transformers apart. As long as the camera stands still long enough and the transformer is not silver. If it is an action scene forget about it..
17. For an action blockbuster there is not much action: 5 min of action in the beginning 10 min of action in the middle and 15 min of action at the end. In a 2 hr and 30 min movie. All of which jumps around from robots to humans every 2 seconds, due to the quick cut editing. Shaky Cam and close ups ruin most of the action.
18. Shia LaBarf can't act? NoNoNoNoNoNoNoNoNo BS comedy shtick, Even Stevens with robots...
19. Meagan Fox can't act? ........LMAO please
20. Michael Bay can't direct? " I make movies for 13 year old boys." Can't remember the Transformers names. Brawl is the tank Bay.. not DEVASTATOR!
Intense slow motion shots of characters
Has the camera moving during most scenes. Very rarely uses static shots.
Actors/characters in his films are almost uniformly shot in tight, emphatic close ups, framed under the hairline and above the chin.
Often has over-the-top visuals (i.e. key events taking place at sunset or dramatic events taking place behind actors doing routine activities).
Utilizes monotonic but intense musical cues during action-filled car chase scenes. Bad Boys II (2003), The Island (2005)
Uses shots of aircraft against a setting sun, especially helicopters (Armageddon (1998/I), Pearl Harbor (2001), Transformers (2007)).
Often features a slow-motion shot of an object crashing into, or tumbling towards the camera.
Uses a shot where the camera spins in a circle around characters. (Bad Boys II, Transformers)
Frequently incorporates scenes that involve characters running or moving towards the camera (almost always shot in slow-motion)
[Michael Bay on "Transformers look"]
Well, it's just, you know, listen, it's like...I didn't want to make the boxy characters, you know? Think about it, 30 feet in the air in the real world, just boxes, you know and it'd just look more fake, you know? And by adding more doo-dads, you know, stuff on the...stuff. Stuff on the robots, more car parts, and...you know you can just make it look more real.
Something close to the 80's cartoon design could have been achieved.
Nanotechnology is a legitimate reason for parts of the transformers to disappear or for mass shifting.( LIKE THE CUBE! )
Nobody wants the same thing from the cartoon.
Something CLOSER to the 80's or 2000 dreamwave comic book designs
could have been great.
Instead with now how Starscream retarded gorilla with chicken legs, Megatron's pineapple a$$hole face, alot of transformers now roll around on wheels, the constructicon is shown twice riding around on 1 wheel. Motercycle (Arcee) bots..... yep 1 wheel, Unicycle transformers The Twins ugly retard mongoloids stereotypes JAR JAR BINKS now Wheelie looks like Wall- E and Johnny Five hybrid
The outsides of the ALT MODE would be like armor that could split apart or change in minor ways to accommodate for movement.
The mass area of joints or the blocky parts can bend or reline itself.
Instead of having their guts exposed they could have the outer shell of their ALT mode act like armor.
The Nanotechnology would allow for more pleasing Aesthetic by adding simple yet believable appearance between the Alt mode armor plates and the human like areas and joints.
So you can achieve a balance between the 80's cartoon and Bayformers !
Will Transformers 2 be as good as the first one?
I hope this movie is 2 hours and 30 mins long with a lot of soldiers, hackers and only 15 minutes of incoherent action!!! HELL YEAH THAT WILL BE AWESOME!!!!!!!
Will it have abhorrent, horrendous, obnoxious, repulsive, shameful, terrible, ugly, swirling metal chucks, gorilla arms, unicycle retard looking Transformers in it.
Great job Bay keep lying to everybody about how your extremely expensive, hyper realistic Transformers is the only look that works and is not silly.. No middle ground between the original look and these bionicles metal junk piles....
It needs to have Shia Ledouche doing his crazy retard shtick, talking to himself and saying NoNoNoNoNoNoNoNoNoNoNo. Megan Fox trying to act and looking like a 30 year old raged out street walker whore.
More shameful masturbating close ups of her stomach... More random characters who have no purpose in the film.
What will make it funny is to have more scenes of Transformers stumbling around like morons hiding in the backyard, golden shower scenes, bumblebee farting on Sam's dad. COMEDY GOLD! Horrible Stereotypes and blatant racism. So much respect to source material....
Sure to get the Oscar this time, as long as we still have Michael Bay's AWESOME character development, 20 camera using, seizure inducing can't tell whats going on shaky cam, fast cut editing, emphatic tight close ups, helicopter in the sunset, extremely nauseating, repulsive, over the top product placement, and slow motion over dramatic explosions.
I sure hope so this movie will be AWESOME AND RAD TO THE MAX EXTREME with my A.D.D and short attention span.
Be sure not to take your riddilan when watching this great action packed popcorn blockbuster, leave your brain at the door snore fest...
What made Transformers a good movie?
1.Incoherent plot? scenes in the movie lead nowhere or had no real purpose, comedy filler, waste time, no story logic. The movie's script made it hard to suspend belief and enjoy the movie. B movie but with a bigger budget...
2.Laughably bad dialogue? "My bad" Shia "NoNoNoNoNo" Whats up lil B ****es" Touch my bush I'll kick your @$$!'' Happy Time" ect. ect. VOMIT
3. The army can kill the Decepticons? Why even have the autobots.
4.Transformers look like metal scraps glued together.
5.Dramatic scenes that fly straight out of left field? ("I'm so glad I got in the car with you.") B movie
6.Formerly respectable star sinks to a new low? John Turturro Jon Voight,Golden Shower Bumblebee pees now and farts? comedy gold....
7.Incredible overacting that is obviously encouraged by the director?
8.Bumblebee who cannot speak for no apparent reason? Damaged in battle ....please, prequel comic or motion comic just try to cover up bad story telling .Makes no sense other than that is what the director or script calls for in the movie. (no story logic.^)
Wouldn't need to waste so much time If BumbleBee could repair himself. Like Barricade repaired himself after the first fight and tell Shia that he needs the glasses!
9.Rampant racial stereotyping?" Hey Mammy "
"Speak English dude "
10.Characters with a lot of face time who end up playing no important role in the "story?"
Hackers and soldiers.
11.The action in some shots is hopelessly muddled? Shaky Cam, close ups, and quick cut editing.
12. Jazz's hilarious death scene is matched only by his hilarious eulogy? B movie
13. Transformers had little scene time due to over elaborated designs which made them too expensive? Prime shows up 70 mins into the movie.
14. Blatant over the top product placement? Takes away from the movie experience. Not just minor product placement the movie stops just for the product placement. Bumblebee updates to a newer car. The pilots getting into the F 22.
15. Transformers are secondary characters with little to no dialogue?
16. Hard to tell the Transformers apart. As long as the camera stands still long enough and the transformer is not silver. If it is an action scene forget about it..
17. For an action blockbuster there is not much action: 5 min of action in the beginning 10 min of action in the middle and 15 min of action at the end. In a 2 hr and 30 min movie. All of which jumps around from robots to humans every 2 seconds, due to the quick cut editing. Shaky Cam and close ups ruin most of the action.
18. Shia LaBarf can't act? NoNoNoNoNoNoNoNoNo BS comedy shtick, Even Stevens with robots...
19. Meagan Fox can't act? ........LMAO please
20. Michael Bay can't direct? " I make movies for 13 year old boys." Can't remember the Transformers names. Brawl is the tank Bay.. not DEVASTATOR!
Intense slow motion shots of characters
Has the camera moving during most scenes. Very rarely uses static shots.
Actors/characters in his films are almost uniformly shot in tight, emphatic close ups, framed under the hairline and above the chin.
Often has over-the-top visuals (i.e. key events taking place at sunset or dramatic events taking place behind actors doing routine activities).
Utilizes monotonic but intense musical cues during action-filled car chase scenes. Bad Boys II (2003), The Island (2005)
Uses shots of aircraft against a setting sun, especially helicopters (Armageddon (1998/I), Pearl Harbor (2001), Transformers (2007)).
Often features a slow-motion shot of an object crashing into, or tumbling towards the camera.
Uses a shot where the camera spins in a circle around characters. (Bad Boys II, Transformers)
Frequently incorporates scenes that involve characters running or moving towards the camera (almost always shot in slow-motion)
[Michael Bay on "Transformers look"]
Well, it's just, you know, listen, it's like...I didn't want to make the boxy characters, you know? Think about it, 30 feet in the air in the real world, just boxes, you know and it'd just look more fake, you know? And by adding more doo-dads, you know, stuff on the...stuff. Stuff on the robots, more car parts, and...you know you can just make it look more real.
Something close to the 80's cartoon design could have been achieved.
Nanotechnology is a legitimate reason for parts of the transformers to disappear or for mass shifting.( LIKE THE CUBE! )
Nobody wants the same thing from the cartoon.
Something CLOSER to the 80's or 2000 dreamwave comic book designs
could have been great.
Instead with now how Starscream retarded gorilla with chicken legs, Megatron's pineapple a$$hole face, alot of transformers now roll around on wheels, the constructicon is shown twice riding around on 1 wheel. Motercycle (Arcee) bots..... yep 1 wheel, Unicycle transformers The Twins ugly retard mongoloids stereotypes JAR JAR BINKS now Wheelie looks like Wall- E and Johnny Five hybrid
The outsides of the ALT MODE would be like armor that could split apart or change in minor ways to accommodate for movement.
The mass area of joints or the blocky parts can bend or reline itself.
Instead of having their guts exposed they could have the outer shell of their ALT mode act like armor.
The Nanotechnology would allow for more pleasing Aesthetic by adding simple yet believable appearance between the Alt mode armor plates and the human like areas and joints.
So you can achieve a balance between the 80's cartoon and Bayformers !
Will Transformers 2 be as good as the first one?
I hope this movie is 2 hours and 30 mins long with a lot of soldiers, hackers and only 15 minutes of incoherent action!!! HELL YEAH THAT WILL BE AWESOME!!!!!!!
Will it have abhorrent, horrendous, obnoxious, repulsive, shameful, terrible, ugly, swirling metal chucks, gorilla arms, unicycle retard looking Transformers in it.
Great job Bay keep lying to everybody about how your extremely expensive, hyper realistic Transformers is the only look that works and is not silly.. No middle ground between the original look and these bionicles metal junk piles....
It needs to have Shia Ledouche doing his crazy retard shtick, talking to himself and saying NoNoNoNoNoNoNoNoNoNoNo. Megan Fox trying to act and looking like a 30 year old raged out street walker whore.
More shameful masturbating close ups of her stomach... More random characters who have no purpose in the film.
What will make it funny is to have more scenes of Transformers stumbling around like morons hiding in the backyard, golden shower scenes, bumblebee farting on Sam's dad. COMEDY GOLD! Horrible Stereotypes and blatant racism. So much respect to source material....
Sure to get the Oscar this time, as long as we still have Michael Bay's AWESOME character development, 20 camera using, seizure inducing can't tell whats going on shaky cam, fast cut editing, emphatic tight close ups, helicopter in the sunset, extremely nauseating, repulsive, over the top product placement, and slow motion over dramatic explosions.
I sure hope so this movie will be AWESOME AND RAD TO THE MAX EXTREME with my A.D.D and short attention span.
Be sure not to take your riddilan when watching this great action packed popcorn blockbuster, leave your brain at the door snore fest...
What made Transformers a good movie?
1.Incoherent plot? scenes in the movie lead nowhere or had no real purpose, comedy filler, waste time, no story logic. The movie's script made it hard to suspend belief and enjoy the movie. B movie but with a bigger budget...
2.Laughably bad dialogue? "My bad" Shia "NoNoNoNoNo" Whats up lil B ****es" Touch my bush I'll kick your @$$!'' Happy Time" ect. ect. VOMIT
3. The army can kill the Decepticons? Why even have the autobots.
4.Transformers look like metal scraps glued together.
5.Dramatic scenes that fly straight out of left field? ("I'm so glad I got in the car with you.") B movie
6.Formerly respectable star sinks to a new low? John Turturro Jon Voight,Golden Shower Bumblebee pees now and farts? comedy gold....
7.Incredible overacting that is obviously encouraged by the director?
8.Bumblebee who cannot speak for no apparent reason? Damaged in battle ....please, prequel comic or motion comic just try to cover up bad story telling .Makes no sense other than that is what the director or script calls for in the movie. (no story logic.^)
Wouldn't need to waste so much time If BumbleBee could repair himself. Like Barricade repaired himself after the first fight and tell Shia that he needs the glasses!
9.Rampant racial stereotyping?" Hey Mammy "
"Speak English dude "
10.Characters with a lot of face time who end up playing no important role in the "story?"
Hackers and soldiers.
11.The action in some shots is hopelessly muddled? Shaky Cam, close ups, and quick cut editing.
12. Jazz's hilarious death scene is matched only by his hilarious eulogy? B movie
13. Transformers had little scene time due to over elaborated designs which made them too expensive? Prime shows up 70 mins into the movie.
14. Blatant over the top product placement? Takes away from the movie experience. Not just minor product placement the movie stops just for the product placement. Bumblebee updates to a newer car. The pilots getting into the F 22.
15. Transformers are secondary characters with little to no dialogue?
16. Hard to tell the Transformers apart. As long as the camera stands still long enough and the transformer is not silver. If it is an action scene forget about it..
17. For an action blockbuster there is not much action: 5 min of action in the beginning 10 min of action in the middle and 15 min of action at the end. In a 2 hr and 30 min movie. All of which jumps around from robots to humans every 2 seconds, due to the quick cut editing. Shaky Cam and close ups ruin most of the action.
18. Shia LaBarf can't act? NoNoNoNoNoNoNoNoNo BS comedy shtick, Even Stevens with robots...
19. Meagan Fox can't act? ........LMAO please
20. Michael Bay can't direct? " I make movies for 13 year old boys." Can't remember the Transformers names. Brawl is the tank Bay.. not DEVASTATOR!
Intense slow motion shots of characters
Has the camera moving during most scenes. Very rarely uses static shots.
Actors/characters in his films are almost uniformly shot in tight, emphatic close ups, framed under the hairline and above the chin.
Often has over-the-top visuals (i.e. key events taking place at sunset or dramatic events taking place behind actors doing routine activities).
Utilizes monotonic but intense musical cues during action-filled car chase scenes. Bad Boys II (2003), The Island (2005)
Uses shots of aircraft against a setting sun, especially helicopters (Armageddon (1998/I), Pearl Harbor (2001), Transformers (2007)).
Often features a slow-motion shot of an object crashing into, or tumbling towards the camera.
Uses a shot where the camera spins in a circle around characters. (Bad Boys II, Transformers)
Frequently incorporates scenes that involve characters running or moving towards the camera (almost always shot in slow-motion)
[Michael Bay on "Transformers look"]
Well, it's just, you know, listen, it's like...I didn't want to make the boxy characters, you know? Think about it, 30 feet in the air in the real world, just boxes, you know and it'd just look more fake, you know? And by adding more doo-dads, you know, stuff on the...stuff. Stuff on the robots, more car parts, and...you know you can just make it look more real.
Something close to the 80's cartoon design could have been achieved.
Nanotechnology is a legitimate reason for parts of the transformers to disappear or for mass shifting.( LIKE THE CUBE! )
Nobody wants the same thing from the cartoon.
Something CLOSER to the 80's or 2000 dreamwave comic book designs
could have been great.
Instead with now how Starscream retarded gorilla with chicken legs, Megatron's pineapple a$$hole face, alot of transformers now roll around on wheels, the constructicon is shown twice riding around on 1 wheel. Motercycle (Arcee) bots..... yep 1 wheel, Unicycle transformers The Twins ugly retard mongoloids stereotypes JAR JAR BINKS now Wheelie looks like Wall- E and Johnny Five hybrid
The outsides of the ALT MODE would be like armor that could split apart or change in minor ways to accommodate for movement.
The mass area of joints or the blocky parts can bend or reline itself.
Instead of having their guts exposed they could have the outer shell of their ALT mode act like armor.
The Nanotechnology would allow for more pleasing Aesthetic by adding simple yet believable appearance between the Alt mode armor plates and the human like areas and joints.
So you can achieve a balance between the 80's cartoon and Bayformers !
Will Transformers 2 be as good as the first one?
I hope this movie is 2 hours and 30 mins long with a lot of soldiers, hackers and only 15 minutes of incoherent action!!! HELL YEAH THAT WILL BE AWESOME!!!!!!!
Will it have abhorrent, horrendous, obnoxious, repulsive, shameful, terrible, ugly, swirling metal chucks, gorilla arms, unicycle retard looking Transformers in it.
Great job Bay keep lying to everybody about how your extremely expensive, hyper realistic Transformers is the only look that works and is not silly.. No middle ground between the original look and these bionicles metal junk piles....
It needs to have Shia Ledouche doing his crazy retard shtick, talking to himself and saying NoNoNoNoNoNoNoNoNoNoNo. Megan Fox trying to act and looking like a 30 year old raged out street walker whore.
More shameful masturbating close ups of her stomach... More random characters who have no purpose in the film.
What will make it funny is to have more scenes of Transformers stumbling around like morons hiding in the backyard, golden shower scenes, bumblebee farting on Sam's dad. COMEDY GOLD! Horrible Stereotypes and blatant racism. So much respect to source material....
Sure to get the Oscar this time, as long as we still have Michael Bay's AWESOME character development, 20 camera using, seizure inducing can't tell whats going on shaky cam, fast cut editing, emphatic tight close ups, helicopter in the sunset, extremely nauseating, repulsive, over the top product placement, and slow motion over dramatic explosions.
I sure hope so this movie will be AWESOME AND RAD TO THE MAX EXTREME with my A.D.D and short attention span.
Be sure not to take your riddilan when watching this great action packed popcorn blockbuster, leave your brain at the door snore fest...
What made Transformers a good movie?
1.Incoherent plot? scenes in the movie lead nowhere or had no real purpose, comedy filler, waste time, no story logic. The movie's script made it hard to suspend belief and enjoy the movie. B movie but with a bigger budget...
2.Laughably bad dialogue? "My bad" Shia "NoNoNoNoNo" Whats up lil B ****es" Touch my bush I'll kick your @$$!'' Happy Time" ect. ect. VOMIT
3. The army can kill the Decepticons? Why even have the autobots.
4.Transformers look like metal scraps glued together.
5.Dramatic scenes that fly straight out of left field? ("I'm so glad I got in the car with you.") B movie
6.Formerly respectable star sinks to a new low? John Turturro Jon Voight,Golden Shower Bumblebee pees now and farts? comedy gold....
7.Incredible overacting that is obviously encouraged by the director?
8.Bumblebee who cannot speak for no apparent reason? Damaged in battle ....please, prequel comic or motion comic just try to cover up bad story telling .Makes no sense other than that is what the director or script calls for in the movie. (no story logic.^)
Wouldn't need to waste so much time If BumbleBee could repair himself. Like Barricade repaired himself after the first fight and tell Shia that he needs the glasses!
9.Rampant racial stereotyping?" Hey Mammy "
"Speak English dude "
10.Characters with a lot of face time who end up playing no important role in the "story?"
Hackers and soldiers.
11.The action in some shots is hopelessly muddled? Shaky Cam, close ups, and quick cut editing.
12. Jazz's hilarious death scene is matched only by his hilarious eulogy? B movie
13. Transformers had little scene time due to over elaborated designs which made them too expensive? Prime shows up 70 mins into the movie.
14. Blatant over the top product placement? Takes away from the movie experience. Not just minor product placement the movie stops just for the product placement. Bumblebee updates to a newer car. The pilots getting into the F 22.
15. Transformers are secondary characters with little to no dialogue?
16. Hard to tell the Transformers apart. As long as the camera stands still long enough and the transformer is not silver. If it is an action scene forget about it..
17. For an action blockbuster there is not much action: 5 min of action in the beginning 10 min of action in the middle and 15 min of action at the end. In a 2 hr and 30 min movie. All of which jumps around from robots to humans every 2 seconds, due to the quick cut editing. Shaky Cam and close ups ruin most of the action.
18. Shia LaBarf can't act? NoNoNoNoNoNoNoNoNo BS comedy shtick, Even Stevens with robots...
19. Meagan Fox can't act? ........LMAO please
20. Michael Bay can't direct? " I make movies for 13 year old boys." Can't remember the Transformers names. Brawl is the tank Bay.. not DEVASTATOR!
Intense slow motion shots of characters
Has the camera moving during most scenes. Very rarely uses static shots.
Actors/characters in his films are almost uniformly shot in tight, emphatic close ups, framed under the hairline and above the chin.
Often has over-the-top visuals (i.e. key events taking place at sunset or dramatic events taking place behind actors doing routine activities).
Utilizes monotonic but intense musical cues during action-filled car chase scenes. Bad Boys II (2003), The Island (2005)
Uses shots of aircraft against a setting sun, especially helicopters (Armageddon (1998/I), Pearl Harbor (2001), Transformers (2007)).
Often features a slow-motion shot of an object crashing into, or tumbling towards the camera.
Uses a shot where the camera spins in a circle around characters. (Bad Boys II, Transformers)
Frequently incorporates scenes that involve characters running or moving towards the camera (almost always shot in slow-motion)
[Michael Bay on "Transformers look"]
Well, it's just, you know, listen, it's like...I didn't want to make the boxy characters, you know? Think about it, 30 feet in the air in the real world, just boxes, you know and it'd just look more fake, you know? And by adding more doo-dads, you know, stuff on the...stuff. Stuff on the robots, more car parts, and...you know you can just make it look more real.
Something close to the 80's cartoon design could have been achieved.
Nanotechnology is a legitimate reason for parts of the transformers to disappear or for mass shifting.( LIKE THE CUBE! )
Nobody wants the same thing from the cartoon.
Something CLOSER to the 80's or 2000 dreamwave comic book designs
could have been great.
Instead with now how Starscream retarded gorilla with chicken legs, Megatron's pineapple a$$hole face, alot of transformers now roll around on wheels, the constructicon is shown twice riding around on 1 wheel. Motercycle (Arcee) bots..... yep 1 wheel, Unicycle transformers The Twins ugly retard mongoloids stereotypes JAR JAR BINKS now Wheelie looks like Wall- E and Johnny Five hybrid
The outsides of the ALT MODE would be like armor that could split apart or change in minor ways to accommodate for movement.
The mass area of joints or the blocky parts can bend or reline itself.
Instead of having their guts exposed they could have the outer shell of their ALT mode act like armor.
The Nanotechnology would allow for more pleasing Aesthetic by adding simple yet believable appearance between the Alt mode armor plates and the human like areas and joints.
So you can achieve a balance between the 80's cartoon and Bayformers !
Will Transformers 2 be as good as the first one?
I hope this movie is 2 hours and 30 mins long with a lot of soldiers, hackers and only 15 minutes of incoherent action!!! HELL YEAH THAT WILL BE AWESOME!!!!!!!
Will it have abhorrent, horrendous, obnoxious, repulsive, shameful, terrible, ugly, swirling metal chucks, gorilla arms, unicycle retard looking Transformers in it.
Great job Bay keep lying to everybody about how your extremely expensive, hyper realistic Transformers is the only look that works and is not silly.. No middle ground between the original look and these bionicles metal junk piles....
It needs to have Shia Ledouche doing his crazy retard shtick, talking to himself and saying NoNoNoNoNoNoNoNoNoNoNo. Megan Fox trying to act and looking like a 30 year old raged out street walker whore.
More shameful masturbating close ups of her stomach... More random characters who have no purpose in the film.
What will make it funny is to have more scenes of Transformers stumbling around like morons hiding in the backyard, golden shower scenes, bumblebee farting on Sam's dad. COMEDY GOLD! Horrible Stereotypes and blatant racism. So much respect to source material....
Sure to get the Oscar this time, as long as we still have Michael Bay's AWESOME character development, 20 camera using, seizure inducing can't tell whats going on shaky cam, fast cut editing, emphatic tight close ups, helicopter in the sunset, extremely nauseating, repulsive, over the top product placement, and slow motion over dramatic explosions.
I sure hope so this movie will be AWESOME AND RAD TO THE MAX EXTREME with my A.D.D and short attention span.
Be sure not to take your riddilan when watching this great action packed popcorn blockbuster, leave your brain at the door snore fest...
What made Transformers a good movie?
1.Incoherent plot? scenes in the movie lead nowhere or had no real purpose, comedy filler, waste time, no story logic. The movie's script made it hard to suspend belief and enjoy the movie. B movie but with a bigger budget...
2.Laughably bad dialogue? "My bad" Shia "NoNoNoNoNo" Whats up lil B ****es" Touch my bush I'll kick your @$$!'' Happy Time" ect. ect. VOMIT
3. The army can kill the Decepticons? Why even have the autobots.
4.Transformers look like metal scraps glued together.
5.Dramatic scenes that fly straight out of left field? ("I'm so glad I got in the car with you.") B movie
6.Formerly respectable star sinks to a new low? John Turturro Jon Voight,Golden Shower Bumblebee pees now and farts? comedy gold....
7.Incredible overacting that is obviously encouraged by the director?
8.Bumblebee who cannot speak for no apparent reason? Damaged in battle ....please, prequel comic or motion comic just try to cover up bad story telling .Makes no sense other than that is what the director or script calls for in the movie. (no story logic.^)
Wouldn't need to waste so much time If BumbleBee could repair himself. Like Barricade repaired himself after the first fight and tell Shia that he needs the glasses!
9.Rampant racial stereotyping?" Hey Mammy "
"Speak English dude "
10.Characters with a lot of face time who end up playing no important role in the "story?"
Hackers and soldiers.
11.The action in some shots is hopelessly muddled? Shaky Cam, close ups, and quick cut editing.
12. Jazz's hilarious death scene is matched only by his hilarious eulogy? B movie
13. Transformers had little scene time due to over elaborated designs which made them too expensive? Prime shows up 70 mins into the movie.
14. Blatant over the top product placement? Takes away from the movie experience. Not just minor product placement the movie stops just for the product placement. Bumblebee updates to a newer car. The pilots getting into the F 22.
15. Transformers are secondary characters with little to no dialogue?
16. Hard to tell the Transformers apart. As long as the camera stands still long enough and the transformer is not silver. If it is an action scene forget about it..
17. For an action blockbuster there is not much action: 5 min of action in the beginning 10 min of action in the middle and 15 min of action at the end. In a 2 hr and 30 min movie. All of which jumps around from robots to humans every 2 seconds, due to the quick cut editing. Shaky Cam and close ups ruin most of the action.
18. Shia LaBarf can't act? NoNoNoNoNoNoNoNoNo BS comedy shtick, Even Stevens with robots...
19. Meagan Fox can't act? ........LMAO please
20. Michael Bay can't direct? " I make movies for 13 year old boys." Can't remember the Transformers names. Brawl is the tank Bay.. not DEVASTATOR!
Intense slow motion shots of characters
Has the camera moving during most scenes. Very rarely uses static shots.
Actors/characters in his films are almost uniformly shot in tight, emphatic close ups, framed under the hairline and above the chin.
Often has over-the-top visuals (i.e. key events taking place at sunset or dramatic events taking place behind actors doing routine activities).
Utilizes monotonic but intense musical cues during action-filled car chase scenes. Bad Boys II (2003), The Island (2005)
Uses shots of aircraft against a setting sun, especially helicopters (Armageddon (1998/I), Pearl Harbor (2001), Transformers (2007)).
Often features a slow-motion shot of an object crashing into, or tumbling towards the camera.
Uses a shot where the camera spins in a circle around characters. (Bad Boys II, Transformers)
Frequently incorporates scenes that involve characters running or moving towards the camera (almost always shot in slow-motion)
[Michael Bay on "Transformers look"]
Well, it's just, you know, listen, it's like...I didn't want to make the boxy characters, you know? Think about it, 30 feet in the air in the real world, just boxes, you know and it'd just look more fake, you know? And by adding more doo-dads, you know, stuff on the...stuff. Stuff on the robots, more car parts, and...you know you can just make it look more real.
Something close to the 80's cartoon design could have been achieved.
Nanotechnology is a legitimate reason for parts of the transformers to disappear or for mass shifting.( LIKE THE CUBE! )
Nobody wants the same thing from the cartoon.
Something CLOSER to the 80's or 2000 dreamwave comic book designs
could have been great.
Instead with now how Starscream retarded gorilla with chicken legs, Megatron's pineapple a$$hole face, alot of transformers now roll around on wheels, the constructicon is shown twice riding around on 1 wheel. Motercycle (Arcee) bots..... yep 1 wheel, Unicycle transformers The Twins ugly retard mongoloids stereotypes JAR JAR BINKS now Wheelie looks like Wall- E and Johnny Five hybrid
The outsides of the ALT MODE would be like armor that could split apart or change in minor ways to accommodate for movement.
The mass area of joints or the blocky parts can bend or reline itself.
Instead of having their guts exposed they could have the outer shell of their ALT mode act like armor.
The Nanotechnology would allow for more pleasing Aesthetic by adding simple yet believable appearance between the Alt mode armor plates and the human like areas and joints.
So you can achieve a balance between the 80's cartoon and Bayformers !
Will Transformers 2 be as good as the first one?
I hope this movie is 2 hours and 30 mins long with a lot of soldiers, hackers and only 15 minutes of incoherent action!!! HELL YEAH THAT WILL BE AWESOME!!!!!!!
Will it have abhorrent, horrendous, obnoxious, repulsive, shameful, terrible, ugly, swirling metal chucks, gorilla arms, unicycle retard looking Transformers in it.
Great job Bay keep lying to everybody about how your extremely expensive, hyper realistic Transformers is the only look that works and is not silly.. No middle ground between the original look and these bionicles metal junk piles....
It needs to have Shia Ledouche doing his crazy retard shtick, talking to himself and saying NoNoNoNoNoNoNoNoNoNoNo. Megan Fox trying to act and looking like a 30 year old raged out street walker whore.
More shameful masturbating close ups of her stomach... More random characters who have no purpose in the film.
What will make it funny is to have more scenes of Transformers stumbling around like morons hiding in the backyard, golden shower scenes, bumblebee farting on Sam's dad. COMEDY GOLD! Horrible Stereotypes and blatant racism. So much respect to source material....
Sure to get the Oscar this time, as long as we still have Michael Bay's AWESOME character development, 20 camera using, seizure inducing can't tell whats going on shaky cam, fast cut editing, emphatic tight close ups, helicopter in the sunset, extremely nauseating, repulsive, over the top product placement, and slow motion over dramatic explosions.
I sure hope so this movie will be AWESOME AND RAD TO THE MAX EXTREME with my A.D.D and short attention span.
Be sure not to take your riddilan when watching this great action packed popcorn blockbuster, leave your brain at the door snore fest...
What made Transformers a good movie?
1.Incoherent plot? scenes in the movie lead nowhere or had no real purpose, comedy filler, waste time, no story logic. The movie's script made it hard to suspend belief and enjoy the movie. B movie but with a bigger budget...
2.Laughably bad dialogue? "My bad" Shia "NoNoNoNoNo" Whats up lil B ****es" Touch my bush I'll kick your @$$!'' Happy Time" ect. ect. VOMIT
3. The army can kill the Decepticons? Why even have the autobots.
4.Transformers look like metal scraps glued together.
5.Dramatic scenes that fly straight out of left field? ("I'm so glad I got in the car with you.") B movie
6.Formerly respectable star sinks to a new low? John Turturro Jon Voight,Golden Shower Bumblebee pees now and farts? comedy gold....
7.Incredible overacting that is obviously encouraged by the director?
8.Bumblebee who cannot speak for no apparent reason? Damaged in battle ....please, prequel comic or motion comic just try to cover up bad story telling .Makes no sense other than that is what the director or script calls for in the movie. (no story logic.^)
Wouldn't need to waste so much time If BumbleBee could repair himself. Like Barricade repaired himself after the first fight and tell Shia that he needs the glasses!
9.Rampant racial stereotyping?" Hey Mammy "
"Speak English dude "
10.Characters with a lot of face time who end up playing no important role in the "story?"
Hackers and soldiers.
11.The action in some shots is hopelessly muddled? Shaky Cam, close ups, and quick cut editing.
12. Jazz's hilarious death scene is matched only by his hilarious eulogy? B movie
13. Transformers had little scene time due to over elaborated designs which made them too expensive? Prime shows up 70 mins into the movie.
14. Blatant over the top product placement? Takes away from the movie experience. Not just minor product placement the movie stops just for the product placement. Bumblebee updates to a newer car. The pilots getting into the F 22.
15. Transformers are secondary characters with little to no dialogue?
16. Hard to tell the Transformers apart. As long as the camera stands still long enough and the transformer is not silver. If it is an action scene forget about it..
17. For an action blockbuster there is not much action: 5 min of action in the beginning 10 min of action in the middle and 15 min of action at the end. In a 2 hr and 30 min movie. All of which jumps around from robots to humans every 2 seconds, due to the quick cut editing. Shaky Cam and close ups ruin most of the action.
18. Shia LaBarf can't act? NoNoNoNoNoNoNoNoNo BS comedy shtick, Even Stevens with robots...
19. Meagan Fox can't act? ........LMAO please
20. Michael Bay can't direct? " I make movies for 13 year old boys." Can't remember the Transformers names. Brawl is the tank Bay.. not DEVASTATOR!
Intense slow motion shots of characters
Has the camera moving during most scenes. Very rarely uses static shots.
Actors/characters in his films are almost uniformly shot in tight, emphatic close ups, framed under the hairline and above the chin.
Often has over-the-top visuals (i.e. key events taking place at sunset or dramatic events taking place behind actors doing routine activities).
Utilizes monotonic but intense musical cues during action-filled car chase scenes. Bad Boys II (2003), The Island (2005)
Uses shots of aircraft against a setting sun, especially helicopters (Armageddon (1998/I), Pearl Harbor (2001), Transformers (2007)).
Often features a slow-motion shot of an object crashing into, or tumbling towards the camera.
Uses a shot where the camera spins in a circle around characters. (Bad Boys II, Transformers)
Frequently incorporates scenes that involve characters running or moving towards the camera (almost always shot in slow-motion)
[Michael Bay on "Transformers look"]
Well, it's just, you know, listen, it's like...I didn't want to make the boxy characters, you know? Think about it, 30 feet in the air in the real world, just boxes, you know and it'd just look more fake, you know? And by adding more doo-dads, you know, stuff on the...stuff. Stuff on the robots, more car parts, and...you know you can just make it look more real.
Something close to the 80's cartoon design could have been achieved.
Nanotechnology is a legitimate reason for parts of the transformers to disappear or for mass shifting.( LIKE THE CUBE! )
Nobody wants the same thing from the cartoon.
Something CLOSER to the 80's or 2000 dreamwave comic book designs
could have been great.
Instead with now how Starscream retarded gorilla with chicken legs, Megatron's pineapple a$$hole face, alot of transformers now roll around on wheels, the constructicon is shown twice riding around on 1 wheel. Motercycle (Arcee) bots..... yep 1 wheel, Unicycle transformers The Twins ugly retard mongoloids stereotypes JAR JAR BINKS now Wheelie looks like Wall- E and Johnny Five hybrid
The outsides of the ALT MODE would be like armor that could split apart or change in minor ways to accommodate for movement.
The mass area of joints or the blocky parts can bend or reline itself.
Instead of having their guts exposed they could have the outer shell of their ALT mode act like armor.
The Nanotechnology would allow for more pleasing Aesthetic by adding simple yet believable appearance between the Alt mode armor plates and the human like areas and joints.
So you can achieve a balance between the 80's cartoon and Bayformers !
Will Transformers 2 be as good as the first one?
I hope this movie is 2 hours and 30 mins long with a lot of soldiers, hackers and only 15 minutes of incoherent action!!! HELL YEAH THAT WILL BE AWESOME!!!!!!!
Will it have abhorrent, horrendous, obnoxious, repulsive, shameful, terrible, ugly, swirling metal chucks, gorilla arms, unicycle retard looking Transformers in it.
Great job Bay keep lying to everybody about how your extremely expensive, hyper realistic Transformers is the only look that works and is not silly.. No middle ground between the original look and these bionicles metal junk piles....
It needs to have Shia Ledouche doing his crazy retard shtick, talking to himself and saying NoNoNoNoNoNoNoNoNoNoNo. Megan Fox trying to act and looking like a 30 year old raged out street walker whore.
More shameful masturbating close ups of her stomach... More random characters who have no purpose in the film.
What will make it funny is to have more scenes of Transformers stumbling around like morons hiding in the backyard, golden shower scenes, bumblebee farting on Sam's dad. COMEDY GOLD! Horrible Stereotypes and blatant racism. So much respect to source material....
Sure to get the Oscar this time, as long as we still have Michael Bay's AWESOME character development, 20 camera using, seizure inducing can't tell whats going on shaky cam, fast cut editing, emphatic tight close ups, helicopter in the sunset, extremely nauseating, repulsive, over the top product placement, and slow motion over dramatic explosions.
I sure hope so this movie will be AWESOME AND RAD TO THE MAX EXTREME with my A.D.D and short attention span.
Be sure not to take your riddilan when watching this great action packed popcorn blockbuster, leave your brain at the door snore fest...
What made Transformers a good movie?
1.Incoherent plot? scenes in the movie lead nowhere or had no real purpose, comedy filler, waste time, no story logic. The movie's script made it hard to suspend belief and enjoy the movie. B movie but with a bigger budget...
2.Laughably bad dialogue? "My bad" Shia "NoNoNoNoNo" Whats up lil B ****es" Touch my bush I'll kick your @$$!'' Happy Time" ect. ect. VOMIT
3. The army can kill the Decepticons? Why even have the autobots.
4.Transformers look like metal scraps glued together.
5.Dramatic scenes that fly straight out of left field? ("I'm so glad I got in the car with you.") B movie
6.Formerly respectable star sinks to a new low? John Turturro Jon Voight,Golden Shower Bumblebee pees now and farts? comedy gold....
7.Incredible overacting that is obviously encouraged by the director?
8.Bumblebee who cannot speak for no apparent reason? Damaged in battle ....please, prequel comic or motion comic just try to cover up bad story telling .Makes no sense other than that is what the director or script calls for in the movie. (no story logic.^)
Wouldn't need to waste so much time If BumbleBee could repair himself. Like Barricade repaired himself after the first fight and tell Shia that he needs the glasses!
9.Rampant racial stereotyping?" Hey Mammy "
"Speak English dude "
10.Characters with a lot of face time who end up playing no important role in the "story?"
Hackers and soldiers.
11.The action in some shots is hopelessly muddled? Shaky Cam, close ups, and quick cut editing.
12. Jazz's hilarious death scene is matched only by his hilarious eulogy? B movie
13. Transformers had little scene time due to over elaborated designs which made them too expensive? Prime shows up 70 mins into the movie.
14. Blatant over the top product placement? Takes away from the movie experience. Not just minor product placement the movie stops just for the product placement. Bumblebee updates to a newer car. The pilots getting into the F 22.
15. Transformers are secondary characters with little to no dialogue?
16. Hard to tell the Transformers apart. As long as the camera stands still long enough and the transformer is not silver. If it is an action scene forget about it..
17. For an action blockbuster there is not much action: 5 min of action in the beginning 10 min of action in the middle and 15 min of action at the end. In a 2 hr and 30 min movie. All of which jumps around from robots to humans every 2 seconds, due to the quick cut editing. Shaky Cam and close ups ruin most of the action.
18. Shia LaBarf can't act? NoNoNoNoNoNoNoNoNo BS comedy shtick, Even Stevens with robots...
19. Meagan Fox can't act? ........LMAO please
20. Michael Bay can't direct? " I make movies for 13 year old boys." Can't remember the Transformers names. Brawl is the tank Bay.. not DEVASTATOR!
Intense slow motion shots of characters
Has the camera moving during most scenes. Very rarely uses static shots.
Actors/characters in his films are almost uniformly shot in tight, emphatic close ups, framed under the hairline and above the chin.
Often has over-the-top visuals (i.e. key events taking place at sunset or dramatic events taking place behind actors doing routine activities).
Utilizes monotonic but intense musical cues during action-filled car chase scenes. Bad Boys II (2003), The Island (2005)
Uses shots of aircraft against a setting sun, especially helicopters (Armageddon (1998/I), Pearl Harbor (2001), Transformers (2007)).
Often features a slow-motion shot of an object crashing into, or tumbling towards the camera.
Uses a shot where the camera spins in a circle around characters. (Bad Boys II, Transformers)
Frequently incorporates scenes that involve characters running or moving towards the camera (almost always shot in slow-motion)
[Michael Bay on "Transformers look"]
Well, it's just, you know, listen, it's like...I didn't want to make the boxy characters, you know? Think about it, 30 feet in the air in the real world, just boxes, you know and it'd just look more fake, you know? And by adding more doo-dads, you know, stuff on the...stuff. Stuff on the robots, more car parts, and...you know you can just make it look more real.
Something close to the 80's cartoon design could have been achieved.
Nanotechnology is a legitimate reason for parts of the transformers to disappear or for mass shifting.( LIKE THE CUBE! )
Nobody wants the same thing from the cartoon.
Something CLOSER to the 80's or 2000 dreamwave comic book designs
could have been great.
Instead with now how Starscream retarded gorilla with chicken legs, Megatron's pineapple a$$hole face, alot of transformers now roll around on wheels, the constructicon is shown twice riding around on 1 wheel. Motercycle (Arcee) bots..... yep 1 wheel, Unicycle transformers The Twins ugly retard mongoloids stereotypes JAR JAR BINKS now Wheelie looks like Wall- E and Johnny Five hybrid
The outsides of the ALT MODE would be like armor that could split apart or change in minor ways to accommodate for movement.
The mass area of joints or the blocky parts can bend or reline itself.
Instead of having their guts exposed they could have the outer shell of their ALT mode act like armor.
The Nanotechnology would allow for more pleasing Aesthetic by adding simple yet believable appearance between the Alt mode armor plates and the human like areas and joints.
So you can achieve a balance between the 80's cartoon and Bayformers !
Will Transformers 2 be as good as the first one?
I hope this movie is 2 hours and 30 mins long with a lot of soldiers, hackers and only 15 minutes of incoherent action!!! HELL YEAH THAT WILL BE AWESOME!!!!!!!
Will it have abhorrent, horrendous, obnoxious, repulsive, shameful, terrible, ugly, swirling metal chucks, gorilla arms, unicycle retard looking Transformers in it.
Great job Bay keep lying to everybody about how your extremely expensive, hyper realistic Transformers is the only look that works and is not silly.. No middle ground between the original look and these bionicles metal junk piles....
It needs to have Shia Ledouche doing his crazy retard shtick, talking to himself and saying NoNoNoNoNoNoNoNoNoNoNo. Megan Fox trying to act and looking like a 30 year old raged out street walker whore.
More shameful masturbating close ups of her stomach... More random characters who have no purpose in the film.
What will make it funny is to have more scenes of Transformers stumbling around like morons hiding in the backyard, golden shower scenes, bumblebee farting on Sam's dad. COMEDY GOLD! Horrible Stereotypes and blatant racism. So much respect to source material....
Sure to get the Oscar this time, as long as we still have Michael Bay's AWESOME character development, 20 camera using, seizure inducing can't tell whats going on shaky cam, fast cut editing, emphatic tight close ups, helicopter in the sunset, extremely nauseating, repulsive, over the top product placement, and slow motion over dramatic explosions.
I sure hope so this movie will be AWESOME AND RAD TO THE MAX EXTREME with my A.D.D and short attention span.
Be sure not to take your riddilan when watching this great action packed popcorn blockbuster, leave your brain at the door snore fest...
What made Transformers a good movie?
1.Incoherent plot? scenes in the movie lead nowhere or had no real purpose, comedy filler, waste time, no story logic. The movie's script made it hard to suspend belief and enjoy the movie. B movie but with a bigger budget...
2.Laughably bad dialogue? "My bad" Shia "NoNoNoNoNo" Whats up lil B ****es" Touch my bush I'll kick your @$$!'' Happy Time" ect. ect. VOMIT
3. The army can kill the Decepticons? Why even have the autobots.
4.Transformers look like metal scraps glued together.
5.Dramatic scenes that fly straight out of left field? ("I'm so glad I got in the car with you.") B movie
6.Formerly respectable star sinks to a new low? John Turturro Jon Voight,Golden Shower Bumblebee pees now and farts? comedy gold....
7.Incredible overacting that is obviously encouraged by the director?
8.Bumblebee who cannot speak for no apparent reason? Damaged in battle ....please, prequel comic or motion comic just try to cover up bad story telling .Makes no sense other than that is what the director or script calls for in the movie. (no story logic.^)
Wouldn't need to waste so much time If BumbleBee could repair himself. Like Barricade repaired himself after the first fight and tell Shia that he needs the glasses!
9.Rampant racial stereotyping?" Hey Mammy "
"Speak English dude "
10.Characters with a lot of face time who end up playing no important role in the "story?"
Hackers and soldiers.
11.The action in some shots is hopelessly muddled? Shaky Cam, close ups, and quick cut editing.
12. Jazz's hilarious death scene is matched only by his hilarious eulogy? B movie
13. Transformers had little scene time due to over elaborated designs which made them too expensive? Prime shows up 70 mins into the movie.
14. Blatant over the top product placement? Takes away from the movie experience. Not just minor product placement the movie stops just for the product placement. Bumblebee updates to a newer car. The pilots getting into the F 22.
15. Transformers are secondary characters with little to no dialogue?
16. Hard to tell the Transformers apart. As long as the camera stands still long enough and the transformer is not silver. If it is an action scene forget about it..
17. For an action blockbuster there is not much action: 5 min of action in the beginning 10 min of action in the middle and 15 min of action at the end. In a 2 hr and 30 min movie. All of which jumps around from robots to humans every 2 seconds, due to the quick cut editing. Shaky Cam and close ups ruin most of the action.
18. Shia LaBarf can't act? NoNoNoNoNoNoNoNoNo BS comedy shtick, Even Stevens with robots...
19. Meagan Fox can't act? ........LMAO please
20. Michael Bay can't direct? " I make movies for 13 year old boys." Can't remember the Transformers names. Brawl is the tank Bay.. not DEVASTATOR!
Intense slow motion shots of characters
Has the camera moving during most scenes. Very rarely uses static shots.
Actors/characters in his films are almost uniformly shot in tight, emphatic close ups, framed under the hairline and above the chin.
Often has over-the-top visuals (i.e. key events taking place at sunset or dramatic events taking place behind actors doing routine activities).
Utilizes monotonic but intense musical cues during action-filled car chase scenes. Bad Boys II (2003), The Island (2005)
Uses shots of aircraft against a setting sun, especially helicopters (Armageddon (1998/I), Pearl Harbor (2001), Transformers (2007)).
Often features a slow-motion shot of an object crashing into, or tumbling towards the camera.
Uses a shot where the camera spins in a circle around characters. (Bad Boys II, Transformers)
Frequently incorporates scenes that involve characters running or moving towards the camera (almost always shot in slow-motion)
[Michael Bay on "Transformers look"]
Well, it's just, you know, listen, it's like...I didn't want to make the boxy characters, you know? Think about it, 30 feet in the air in the real world, just boxes, you know and it'd just look more fake, you know? And by adding more doo-dads, you know, stuff on the...stuff. Stuff on the robots, more car parts, and...you know you can just make it look more real.
Something close to the 80's cartoon design could have been achieved.
Nanotechnology is a legitimate reason for parts of the transformers to disappear or for mass shifting.( LIKE THE CUBE! )
Nobody wants the same thing from the cartoon.
Something CLOSER to the 80's or 2000 dreamwave comic book designs
could have been great.
Instead with now how Starscream retarded gorilla with chicken legs, Megatron's pineapple a$$hole face, alot of transformers now roll around on wheels, the constructicon is shown twice riding around on 1 wheel. Motercycle (Arcee) bots..... yep 1 wheel, Unicycle transformers The Twins ugly retard mongoloids stereotypes JAR JAR BINKS now Wheelie looks like Wall- E and Johnny Five hybrid
The outsides of the ALT MODE would be like armor that could split apart or change in minor ways to accommodate for movement.
The mass area of joints or the blocky parts can bend or reline itself.
Instead of having their guts exposed they could have the outer shell of their ALT mode act like armor.
The Nanotechnology would allow for more pleasing Aesthetic by adding simple yet believable appearance between the Alt mode armor plates and the human like areas and joints.
So you can achieve a balance between the 80's cartoon and Bayformers !
Will Transformers 2 be as good as the first one?
I hope this movie is 2 hours and 30 mins long with a lot of soldiers, hackers and only 15 minutes of incoherent action!!! HELL YEAH THAT WILL BE AWESOME!!!!!!!
Will it have abhorrent, horrendous, obnoxious, repulsive, shameful, terrible, ugly, swirling metal chucks, gorilla arms, unicycle retard looking Transformers in it.
Great job Bay keep lying to everybody about how your extremely expensive, hyper realistic Transformers is the only look that works and is not silly.. No middle ground between the original look and these bionicles metal junk piles....
It needs to have Shia Ledouche doing his crazy retard shtick, talking to himself and saying NoNoNoNoNoNoNoNoNoNoNo. Megan Fox trying to act and looking like a 30 year old raged out street walker whore.
More shameful masturbating close ups of her stomach... More random characters who have no purpose in the film.
What will make it funny is to have more scenes of Transformers stumbling around like morons hiding in the backyard, golden shower scenes, bumblebee farting on Sam's dad. COMEDY GOLD! Horrible Stereotypes and blatant racism. So much respect to source material....
Sure to get the Oscar this time, as long as we still have Michael Bay's AWESOME character development, 20 camera using, seizure inducing can't tell whats going on shaky cam, fast cut editing, emphatic tight close ups, helicopter in the sunset, extremely nauseating, repulsive, over the top product placement, and slow motion over dramatic explosions.
I sure hope so this movie will be AWESOME AND RAD TO THE MAX EXTREME with my A.D.D and short attention span.
Be sure not to take your riddilan when watching this great action packed popcorn blockbuster, leave your brain at the door snore fest...
What made Transformers a good movie?
1.Incoherent plot? scenes in the movie lead nowhere or had no real purpose, comedy filler, waste time, no story logic. The movie's script made it hard to suspend belief and enjoy the movie. B movie but with a bigger budget...
2.Laughably bad dialogue? "My bad" Shia "NoNoNoNoNo" Whats up lil B ****es" Touch my bush I'll kick your @$$!'' Happy Time" ect. ect. VOMIT
3. The army can kill the Decepticons? Why even have the autobots.
4.Transformers look like metal scraps glued together.
5.Dramatic scenes that fly straight out of left field? ("I'm so glad I got in the car with you.") B movie
6.Formerly respectable star sinks to a new low? John Turturro Jon Voight,Golden Shower Bumblebee pees now and farts? comedy gold....
7.Incredible overacting that is obviously encouraged by the director?
8.Bumblebee who cannot speak for no apparent reason? Damaged in battle ....please, prequel comic or motion comic just try to cover up bad story telling .Makes no sense other than that is what the director or script calls for in the movie. (no story logic.^)
Wouldn't need to waste so much time If BumbleBee could repair himself. Like Barricade repaired himself after the first fight and tell Shia that he needs the glasses!
9.Rampant racial stereotyping?" Hey Mammy "
"Speak English dude "
10.Characters with a lot of face time who end up playing no important role in the "story?"
Hackers and soldiers.
11.The action in some shots is hopelessly muddled? Shaky Cam, close ups, and quick cut editing.
12. Jazz's hilarious death scene is matched only by his hilarious eulogy? B movie
13. Transformers had little scene time due to over elaborated designs which made them too expensive? Prime shows up 70 mins into the movie.
14. Blatant over the top product placement? Takes away from the movie experience. Not just minor product placement the movie stops just for the product placement. Bumblebee updates to a newer car. The pilots getting into the F 22.
15. Transformers are secondary characters with little to no dialogue?
16. Hard to tell the Transformers apart. As long as the camera stands still long enough and the transformer is not silver. If it is an action scene forget about it..
17. For an action blockbuster there is not much action: 5 min of action in the beginning 10 min of action in the middle and 15 min of action at the end. In a 2 hr and 30 min movie. All of which jumps around from robots to humans every 2 seconds, due to the quick cut editing. Shaky Cam and close ups ruin most of the action.
18. Shia LaBarf can't act? NoNoNoNoNoNoNoNoNo BS comedy shtick, Even Stevens with robots...
19. Meagan Fox can't act? ........LMAO please
20. Michael Bay can't direct? " I make movies for 13 year old boys." Can't remember the Transformers names. Brawl is the tank Bay.. not DEVASTATOR!
Intense slow motion shots of characters
Has the camera moving during most scenes. Very rarely uses static shots.
Actors/characters in his films are almost uniformly shot in tight, emphatic close ups, framed under the hairline and above the chin.
Often has over-the-top visuals (i.e. key events taking place at sunset or dramatic events taking place behind actors doing routine activities).
Utilizes monotonic but intense musical cues during action-filled car chase scenes. Bad Boys II (2003), The Island (2005)
Uses shots of aircraft against a setting sun, especially helicopters (Armageddon (1998/I), Pearl Harbor (2001), Transformers (2007)).
Often features a slow-motion shot of an object crashing into, or tumbling towards the camera.
Uses a shot where the camera spins in a circle around characters. (Bad Boys II, Transformers)
Frequently incorporates scenes that involve characters running or moving towards the camera (almost always shot in slow-motion)
[Michael Bay on "Transformers look"]
Well, it's just, you know, listen, it's like...I didn't want to make the boxy characters, you know? Think about it, 30 feet in the air in the real world, just boxes, you know and it'd just look more fake, you know? And by adding more doo-dads, you know, stuff on the...stuff. Stuff on the robots, more car parts, and...you know you can just make it look more real.
Something close to the 80's cartoon design could have been achieved.
Nanotechnology is a legitimate reason for parts of the transformers to disappear or for mass shifting.( LIKE THE CUBE! )
Nobody wants the same thing from the cartoon.
Something CLOSER to the 80's or 2000 dreamwave comic book designs
could have been great.
Instead with now how Starscream retarded gorilla with chicken legs, Megatron's pineapple a$$hole face, alot of transformers now roll around on wheels, the constructicon is shown twice riding around on 1 wheel. Motercycle (Arcee) bots..... yep 1 wheel, Unicycle transformers The Twins ugly retard mongoloids stereotypes JAR JAR BINKS now Wheelie looks like Wall- E and Johnny Five hybrid
The outsides of the ALT MODE would be like armor that could split apart or change in minor ways to accommodate for movement.
The mass area of joints or the blocky parts can bend or reline itself.
Instead of having their guts exposed they could have the outer shell of their ALT mode act like armor.
The Nanotechnology would allow for more pleasing Aesthetic by adding simple yet believable appearance between the Alt mode armor plates and the human like areas and joints.
So you can achieve a balance between the 80's cartoon and Bayformers !
Will Transformers 2 be as good as the first one?
I hope this movie is 2 hours and 30 mins long with a lot of soldiers, hackers and only 15 minutes of incoherent action!!! HELL YEAH THAT WILL BE AWESOME!!!!!!!
Will it have abhorrent, horrendous, obnoxious, repulsive, shameful, terrible, ugly, swirling metal chucks, gorilla arms, unicycle retard looking Transformers in it.
Great job Bay keep lying to everybody about how your extremely expensive, hyper realistic Transformers is the only look that works and is not silly.. No middle ground between the original look and these bionicles metal junk piles....
It needs to have Shia Ledouche doing his crazy retard shtick, talking to himself and saying NoNoNoNoNoNoNoNoNoNoNo. Megan Fox trying to act and looking like a 30 year old raged out street walker whore.
More shameful masturbating close ups of her stomach... More random characters who have no purpose in the film.
What will make it funny is to have more scenes of Transformers stumbling around like morons hiding in the backyard, golden shower scenes, bumblebee farting on Sam's dad. COMEDY GOLD! Horrible Stereotypes and blatant racism. So much respect to source material....
Sure to get the Oscar this time, as long as we still have Michael Bay's AWESOME character development, 20 camera using, seizure inducing can't tell whats going on shaky cam, fast cut editing, emphatic tight close ups, helicopter in the sunset, extremely nauseating, repulsive, over the top product placement, and slow motion over dramatic explosions.
I sure hope so this movie will be AWESOME AND RAD TO THE MAX EXTREME with my A.D.D and short attention span.
Be sure not to take your riddilan when watching this great action packed popcorn blockbuster, leave your brain at the door snore fest...
What made Transformers a good movie?
1.Incoherent plot? scenes in the movie lead nowhere or had no real purpose, comedy filler, waste time, no story logic. The movie's script made it hard to suspend belief and enjoy the movie. B movie but with a bigger budget...
2.Laughably bad dialogue? "My bad" Shia "NoNoNoNoNo" Whats up lil B ****es" Touch my bush I'll kick your @$$!'' Happy Time" ect. ect. VOMIT
3. The army can kill the Decepticons? Why even have the autobots.
4.Transformers look like metal scraps glued together.
5.Dramatic scenes that fly straight out of left field? ("I'm so glad I got in the car with you.") B movie
6.Formerly respectable star sinks to a new low? John Turturro Jon Voight,Golden Shower Bumblebee pees now and farts? comedy gold....
7.Incredible overacting that is obviously encouraged by the director?
8.Bumblebee who cannot speak for no apparent reason? Damaged in battle ....please, prequel comic or motion comic just try to cover up bad story telling .Makes no sense other than that is what the director or script calls for in the movie. (no story logic.^)
Wouldn't need to waste so much time If BumbleBee could repair himself. Like Barricade repaired himself after the first fight and tell Shia that he needs the glasses!
9.Rampant racial stereotyping?" Hey Mammy "
"Speak English dude "
10.Characters with a lot of face time who end up playing no important role in the "story?"
Hackers and soldiers.
11.The action in some shots is hopelessly muddled? Shaky Cam, close ups, and quick cut editing.
12. Jazz's hilarious death scene is matched only by his hilarious eulogy? B movie
13. Transformers had little scene time due to over elaborated designs which made them too expensive? Prime shows up 70 mins into the movie.
14. Blatant over the top product placement? Takes away from the movie experience. Not just minor product placement the movie stops just for the product placement. Bumblebee updates to a newer car. The pilots getting into the F 22.
15. Transformers are secondary characters with little to no dialogue?
16. Hard to tell the Transformers apart. As long as the camera stands still long enough and the transformer is not silver. If it is an action scene forget about it..
17. For an action blockbuster there is not much action: 5 min of action in the beginning 10 min of action in the middle and 15 min of action at the end. In a 2 hr and 30 min movie. All of which jumps around from robots to humans every 2 seconds, due to the quick cut editing. Shaky Cam and close ups ruin most of the action.
18. Shia LaBarf can't act? NoNoNoNoNoNoNoNoNo BS comedy shtick, Even Stevens with robots...
19. Meagan Fox can't act? ........LMAO please
20. Michael Bay can't direct? " I make movies for 13 year old boys." Can't remember the Transformers names. Brawl is the tank Bay.. not DEVASTATOR!
Intense slow motion shots of characters
Has the camera moving during most scenes. Very rarely uses static shots.
Actors/characters in his films are almost uniformly shot in tight, emphatic close ups, framed under the hairline and above the chin.
Often has over-the-top visuals (i.e. key events taking place at sunset or dramatic events taking place behind actors doing routine activities).
Utilizes monotonic but intense musical cues during action-filled car chase scenes. Bad Boys II (2003), The Island (2005)
Uses shots of aircraft against a setting sun, especially helicopters (Armageddon (1998/I), Pearl Harbor (2001), Transformers (2007)).
Often features a slow-motion shot of an object crashing into, or tumbling towards the camera.
Uses a shot where the camera spins in a circle around characters. (Bad Boys II, Transformers)
Frequently incorporates scenes that involve characters running or moving towards the camera (almost always shot in slow-motion)
[Michael Bay on "Transformers look"]
Well, it's just, you know, listen, it's like...I didn't want to make the boxy characters, you know? Think about it, 30 feet in the air in the real world, just boxes, you know and it'd just look more fake, you know? And by adding more doo-dads, you know, stuff on the...stuff. Stuff on the robots, more car parts, and...you know you can just make it look more real.
Something close to the 80's cartoon design could have been achieved.
Nanotechnology is a legitimate reason for parts of the transformers to disappear or for mass shifting.( LIKE THE CUBE! )
Nobody wants the same thing from the cartoon.
Something CLOSER to the 80's or 2000 dreamwave comic book designs
could have been great.
Instead with now how Starscream retarded gorilla with chicken legs, Megatron's pineapple a$$hole face, alot of transformers now roll around on wheels, the constructicon is shown twice riding around on 1 wheel. Motercycle (Arcee) bots..... yep 1 wheel, Unicycle transformers The Twins ugly retard mongoloids stereotypes JAR JAR BINKS now Wheelie looks like Wall- E and Johnny Five hybrid
The outsides of the ALT MODE would be like armor that could split apart or change in minor ways to accommodate for movement.
The mass area of joints or the blocky parts can bend or reline itself.
Instead of having their guts exposed they could have the outer shell of their ALT mode act like armor.
The Nanotechnology would allow for more pleasing Aesthetic by adding simple yet believable appearance between the Alt mode armor plates and the human like areas and joints.
So you can achieve a balance between the 80's cartoon and Bayformers !
Will Transformers 2 be as good as the first one?
I hope this movie is 2 hours and 30 mins long with a lot of soldiers, hackers and only 15 minutes of incoherent action!!! HELL YEAH THAT WILL BE AWESOME!!!!!!!
Will it have abhorrent, horrendous, obnoxious, repulsive, shameful, terrible, ugly, swirling metal chucks, gorilla arms, unicycle retard looking Transformers in it.
Great job Bay keep lying to everybody about how your extremely expensive, hyper realistic Transformers is the only look that works and is not silly.. No middle ground between the original look and these bionicles metal junk piles....
It needs to have Shia Ledouche doing his crazy retard shtick, talking to himself and saying NoNoNoNoNoNoNoNoNoNoNo. Megan Fox trying to act and looking like a 30 year old raged out street walker whore.
More shameful masturbating close ups of her stomach... More random characters who have no purpose in the film.
What will make it funny is to have more scenes of Transformers stumbling around like morons hiding in the backyard, golden shower scenes, bumblebee farting on Sam's dad. COMEDY GOLD! Horrible Stereotypes and blatant racism. So much respect to source material....
Sure to get the Oscar this time, as long as we still have Michael Bay's AWESOME character development, 20 camera using, seizure inducing can't tell whats going on shaky cam, fast cut editing, emphatic tight close ups, helicopter in the sunset, extremely nauseating, repulsive, over the top product placement, and slow motion over dramatic explosions.
I sure hope so this movie will be AWESOME AND RAD TO THE MAX EXTREME with my A.D.D and short attention span.
Be sure not to take your riddilan when watching this great action packed popcorn blockbuster, leave your brain at the door snore fest...
What made Transformers a good movie?
1.Incoherent plot? scenes in the movie lead nowhere or had no real purpose, comedy filler, waste time, no story logic. The movie's script made it hard to suspend belief and enjoy the movie. B movie but with a bigger budget...
2.Laughably bad dialogue? "My bad" Shia "NoNoNoNoNo" Whats up lil B ****es" Touch my bush I'll kick your @$$!'' Happy Time" ect. ect. VOMIT
3. The army can kill the Decepticons? Why even have the autobots.
4.Transformers look like metal scraps glued together.
5.Dramatic scenes that fly straight out of left field? ("I'm so glad I got in the car with you.") B movie
6.Formerly respectable star sinks to a new low? John Turturro Jon Voight,Golden Shower Bumblebee pees now and farts? comedy gold....
7.Incredible overacting that is obviously encouraged by the director?
8.Bumblebee who cannot speak for no apparent reason? Damaged in battle ....please, prequel comic or motion comic just try to cover up bad story telling .Makes no sense other than that is what the director or script calls for in the movie. (no story logic.^)
Wouldn't need to waste so much time If BumbleBee could repair himself. Like Barricade repaired himself after the first fight and tell Shia that he needs the glasses!
9.Rampant racial stereotyping?" Hey Mammy "
"Speak English dude "
10.Characters with a lot of face time who end up playing no important role in the "story?"
Hackers and soldiers.
11.The action in some shots is hopelessly muddled? Shaky Cam, close ups, and quick cut editing.
12. Jazz's hilarious death scene is matched only by his hilarious eulogy? B movie
13. Transformers had little scene time due to over elaborated designs which made them too expensive? Prime shows up 70 mins into the movie.
14. Blatant over the top product placement? Takes away from the movie experience. Not just minor product placement the movie stops just for the product placement. Bumblebee updates to a newer car. The pilots getting into the F 22.
15. Transformers are secondary characters with little to no dialogue?
16. Hard to tell the Transformers apart. As long as the camera stands still long enough and the transformer is not silver. If it is an action scene forget about it..
17. For an action blockbuster there is not much action: 5 min of action in the beginning 10 min of action in the middle and 15 min of action at the end. In a 2 hr and 30 min movie. All of which jumps around from robots to humans every 2 seconds, due to the quick cut editing. Shaky Cam and close ups ruin most of the action.
18. Shia LaBarf can't act? NoNoNoNoNoNoNoNoNo BS comedy shtick, Even Stevens with robots...
19. Meagan Fox can't act? ........LMAO please
20. Michael Bay can't direct? " I make movies for 13 year old boys." Can't remember the Transformers names. Brawl is the tank Bay.. not DEVASTATOR!
Intense slow motion shots of characters
Has the camera moving during most scenes. Very rarely uses static shots.
Actors/characters in his films are almost uniformly shot in tight, emphatic close ups, framed under the hairline and above the chin.
Often has over-the-top visuals (i.e. key events taking place at sunset or dramatic events taking place behind actors doing routine activities).
Utilizes monotonic but intense musical cues during action-filled car chase scenes. Bad Boys II (2003), The Island (2005)
Uses shots of aircraft against a setting sun, especially helicopters (Armageddon (1998/I), Pearl Harbor (2001), Transformers (2007)).
Often features a slow-motion shot of an object crashing into, or tumbling towards the camera.
Uses a shot where the camera spins in a circle around characters. (Bad Boys II, Transformers)
Frequently incorporates scenes that involve characters running or moving towards the camera (almost always shot in slow-motion)
[Michael Bay on "Transformers look"]
Well, it's just, you know, listen, it's like...I didn't want to make the boxy characters, you know? Think about it, 30 feet in the air in the real world, just boxes, you know and it'd just look more fake, you know? And by adding more doo-dads, you know, stuff on the...stuff. Stuff on the robots, more car parts, and...you know you can just make it look more real.
Something close to the 80's cartoon design could have been achieved.
Nanotechnology is a legitimate reason for parts of the transformers to disappear or for mass shifting.( LIKE THE CUBE! )
Nobody wants the same thing from the cartoon.
Something CLOSER to the 80's or 2000 dreamwave comic book designs
could have been great.
Instead with now how Starscream retarded gorilla with chicken legs, Megatron's pineapple a$$hole face, alot of transformers now roll around on wheels, the constructicon is shown twice riding around on 1 wheel. Motercycle (Arcee) bots..... yep 1 wheel, Unicycle transformers The Twins ugly retard mongoloids stereotypes JAR JAR BINKS now Wheelie looks like Wall- E and Johnny Five hybrid
The outsides of the ALT MODE would be like armor that could split apart or change in minor ways to accommodate for movement.
The mass area of joints or the blocky parts can bend or reline itself.
Instead of having their guts exposed they could have the outer shell of their ALT mode act like armor.
The Nanotechnology would allow for more pleasing Aesthetic by adding simple yet believable appearance between the Alt mode armor plates and the human like areas and joints.
So you can achieve a balance between the 80's cartoon and Bayformers !
Will Transformers 2 be as good as the first one?
I hope this movie is 2 hours and 30 mins long with a lot of soldiers, hackers and only 15 minutes of incoherent action!!! HELL YEAH THAT WILL BE AWESOME!!!!!!!
Will it have abhorrent, horrendous, obnoxious, repulsive, shameful, terrible, ugly, swirling metal chucks, gorilla arms, unicycle retard looking Transformers in it.
Great job Bay keep lying to everybody about how your extremely expensive, hyper realistic Transformers is the only look that works and is not silly.. No middle ground between the original look and these bionicles metal junk piles....
It needs to have Shia Ledouche doing his crazy retard shtick, talking to himself and saying NoNoNoNoNoNoNoNoNoNoNo. Megan Fox trying to act and looking like a 30 year old raged out street walker whore.
More shameful masturbating close ups of her stomach... More random characters who have no purpose in the film.
What will make it funny is to have more scenes of Transformers stumbling around like morons hiding in the backyard, golden shower scenes, bumblebee farting on Sam's dad. COMEDY GOLD! Horrible Stereotypes and blatant racism. So much respect to source material....
Sure to get the Oscar this time, as long as we still have Michael Bay's AWESOME character development, 20 camera using, seizure inducing can't tell whats going on shaky cam, fast cut editing, emphatic tight close ups, helicopter in the sunset, extremely nauseating, repulsive, over the top product placement, and slow motion over dramatic explosions.
I sure hope so this movie will be AWESOME AND RAD TO THE MAX EXTREME with my A.D.D and short attention span.
Be sure not to take your riddilan when watching this great action packed popcorn blockbuster, leave your brain at the door snore fest...
What made Transformers a good movie?
1.Incoherent plot? scenes in the movie lead nowhere or had no real purpose, comedy filler, waste time, no story logic. The movie's script made it hard to suspend belief and enjoy the movie. B movie but with a bigger budget...
2.Laughably bad dialogue? "My bad" Shia "NoNoNoNoNo" Whats up lil B ****es" Touch my bush I'll kick your @$$!'' Happy Time" ect. ect. VOMIT
3. The army can kill the Decepticons? Why even have the autobots.
4.Transformers look like metal scraps glued together.
5.Dramatic scenes that fly straight out of left field? ("I'm so glad I got in the car with you.") B movie
6.Formerly respectable star sinks to a new low? John Turturro Jon Voight,Golden Shower Bumblebee pees now and farts? comedy gold....
7.Incredible overacting that is obviously encouraged by the director?
8.Bumblebee who cannot speak for no apparent reason? Damaged in battle ....please, prequel comic or motion comic just try to cover up bad story telling .Makes no sense other than that is what the director or script calls for in the movie. (no story logic.^)
Wouldn't need to waste so much time If BumbleBee could repair himself. Like Barricade repaired himself after the first fight and tell Shia that he needs the glasses!
9.Rampant racial stereotyping?" Hey Mammy "
"Speak English dude "
10.Characters with a lot of face time who end up playing no important role in the "story?"
Hackers and soldiers.
11.The action in some shots is hopelessly muddled? Shaky Cam, close ups, and quick cut editing.
12. Jazz's hilarious death scene is matched only by his hilarious eulogy? B movie
13. Transformers had little scene time due to over elaborated designs which made them too expensive? Prime shows up 70 mins into the movie.
14. Blatant over the top product placement? Takes away from the movie experience. Not just minor product placement the movie stops just for the product placement. Bumblebee updates to a newer car. The pilots getting into the F 22.
15. Transformers are secondary characters with little to no dialogue?
16. Hard to tell the Transformers apart. As long as the camera stands still long enough and the transformer is not silver. If it is an action scene forget about it..
17. For an action blockbuster there is not much action: 5 min of action in the beginning 10 min of action in the middle and 15 min of action at the end. In a 2 hr and 30 min movie. All of which jumps around from robots to humans every 2 seconds, due to the quick cut editing. Shaky Cam and close ups ruin most of the action.
18. Shia LaBarf can't act? NoNoNoNoNoNoNoNoNo BS comedy shtick, Even Stevens with robots...
19. Meagan Fox can't act? ........LMAO please
20. Michael Bay can't direct? " I make movies for 13 year old boys." Can't remember the Transformers names. Brawl is the tank Bay.. not DEVASTATOR!
Intense slow motion shots of characters
Has the camera moving during most scenes. Very rarely uses static shots.
Actors/characters in his films are almost uniformly shot in tight, emphatic close ups, framed under the hairline and above the chin.
Often has over-the-top visuals (i.e. key events taking place at sunset or dramatic events taking place behind actors doing routine activities).
Utilizes monotonic but intense musical cues during action-filled car chase scenes. Bad Boys II (2003), The Island (2005)
Uses shots of aircraft against a setting sun, especially helicopters (Armageddon (1998/I), Pearl Harbor (2001), Transformers (2007)).
Often features a slow-motion shot of an object crashing into, or tumbling towards the camera.
Uses a shot where the camera spins in a circle around characters. (Bad Boys II, Transformers)
Frequently incorporates scenes that involve characters running or moving towards the camera (almost always shot in slow-motion)
[Michael Bay on "Transformers look"]
Well, it's just, you know, listen, it's like...I didn't want to make the boxy characters, you know? Think about it, 30 feet in the air in the real world, just boxes, you know and it'd just look more fake, you know? And by adding more doo-dads, you know, stuff on the...stuff. Stuff on the robots, more car parts, and...you know you can just make it look more real.
Something close to the 80's cartoon design could have been achieved.
Nanotechnology is a legitimate reason for parts of the transformers to disappear or for mass shifting.( LIKE THE CUBE! )
Nobody wants the same thing from the cartoon.
Something CLOSER to the 80's or 2000 dreamwave comic book designs
could have been great.
Instead with now how Starscream retarded gorilla with chicken legs, Megatron's pineapple a$$hole face, alot of transformers now roll around on wheels, the constructicon is shown twice riding around on 1 wheel. Motercycle (Arcee) bots..... yep 1 wheel, Unicycle transformers The Twins ugly retard mongoloids stereotypes JAR JAR BINKS now Wheelie looks like Wall- E and Johnny Five hybrid
The outsides of the ALT MODE would be like armor that could split apart or change in minor ways to accommodate for movement.
The mass area of joints or the blocky parts can bend or reline itself.
Instead of having their guts exposed they could have the outer shell of their ALT mode act like armor.
The Nanotechnology would allow for more pleasing Aesthetic by adding simple yet believable appearance between the Alt mode armor plates and the human like areas and joints.
So you can achieve a balance between the 80's cartoon and Bayformers !
Will Transformers 2 be as good as the first one?
I hope this movie is 2 hours and 30 mins long with a lot of soldiers, hackers and only 15 minutes of incoherent action!!! HELL YEAH THAT WILL BE AWESOME!!!!!!!
Will it have abhorrent, horrendous, obnoxious, repulsive, shameful, terrible, ugly, swirling metal chucks, gorilla arms, unicycle retard looking Transformers in it.
Great job Bay keep lying to everybody about how your extremely expensive, hyper realistic Transformers is the only look that works and is not silly.. No middle ground between the original look and these bionicles metal junk piles....
It needs to have Shia Ledouche doing his crazy retard shtick, talking to himself and saying NoNoNoNoNoNoNoNoNoNoNo. Megan Fox trying to act and looking like a 30 year old raged out street walker whore.
More shameful masturbating close ups of her stomach... More random characters who have no purpose in the film.
What will make it funny is to have more scenes of Transformers stumbling around like morons hiding in the backyard, golden shower scenes, bumblebee farting on Sam's dad. COMEDY GOLD! Horrible Stereotypes and blatant racism. So much respect to source material....
Sure to get the Oscar this time, as long as we still have Michael Bay's AWESOME character development, 20 camera using, seizure inducing can't tell whats going on shaky cam, fast cut editing, emphatic tight close ups, helicopter in the sunset, extremely nauseating, repulsive, over the top product placement, and slow motion over dramatic explosions.
I sure hope so this movie will be AWESOME AND RAD TO THE MAX EXTREME with my A.D.D and short attention span.
Be sure not to take your riddilan when watching this great action packed popcorn blockbuster, leave your brain at the door snore fest...
What made Transformers a good movie?
1.Incoherent plot? scenes in the movie lead nowhere or had no real purpose, comedy filler, waste time, no story logic. The movie's script made it hard to suspend belief and enjoy the movie. B movie but with a bigger budget...
2.Laughably bad dialogue? "My bad" Shia "NoNoNoNoNo" Whats up lil B ****es" Touch my bush I'll kick your @$$!'' Happy Time" ect. ect. VOMIT
3. The army can kill the Decepticons? Why even have the autobots.
4.Transformers look like metal scraps glued together.
5.Dramatic scenes that fly straight out of left field? ("I'm so glad I got in the car with you.") B movie
6.Formerly respectable star sinks to a new low? John Turturro Jon Voight,Golden Shower Bumblebee pees now and farts? comedy gold....
7.Incredible overacting that is obviously encouraged by the director?
8.Bumblebee who cannot speak for no apparent reason? Damaged in battle ....please, prequel comic or motion comic just try to cover up bad story telling .Makes no sense other than that is what the director or script calls for in the movie. (no story logic.^)
Wouldn't need to waste so much time If BumbleBee could repair himself. Like Barricade repaired himself after the first fight and tell Shia that he needs the glasses!
9.Rampant racial stereotyping?" Hey Mammy "
"Speak English dude "
10.Characters with a lot of face time who end up playing no important role in the "story?"
Hackers and soldiers.
11.The action in some shots is hopelessly muddled? Shaky Cam, close ups, and quick cut editing.
12. Jazz's hilarious death scene is matched only by his hilarious eulogy? B movie
13. Transformers had little scene time due to over elaborated designs which made them too expensive? Prime shows up 70 mins into the movie.
14. Blatant over the top product placement? Takes away from the movie experience. Not just minor product placement the movie stops just for the product placement. Bumblebee updates to a newer car. The pilots getting into the F 22.
15. Transformers are secondary characters with little to no dialogue?
16. Hard to tell the Transformers apart. As long as the camera stands still long enough and the transformer is not silver. If it is an action scene forget about it..
17. For an action blockbuster there is not much action: 5 min of action in the beginning 10 min of action in the middle and 15 min of action at the end. In a 2 hr and 30 min movie. All of which jumps around from robots to humans every 2 seconds, due to the quick cut editing. Shaky Cam and close ups ruin most of the action.
18. Shia LaBarf can't act? NoNoNoNoNoNoNoNoNo BS comedy shtick, Even Stevens with robots...
19. Meagan Fox can't act? ........LMAO please
20. Michael Bay can't direct? " I make movies for 13 year old boys." Can't remember the Transformers names. Brawl is the tank Bay.. not DEVASTATOR!
Intense slow motion shots of characters
Has the camera moving during most scenes. Very rarely uses static shots.
Actors/characters in his films are almost uniformly shot in tight, emphatic close ups, framed under the hairline and above the chin.
Often has over-the-top visuals (i.e. key events taking place at sunset or dramatic events taking place behind actors doing routine activities).
Utilizes monotonic but intense musical cues during action-filled car chase scenes. Bad Boys II (2003), The Island (2005)
Uses shots of aircraft against a setting sun, especially helicopters (Armageddon (1998/I), Pearl Harbor (2001), Transformers (2007)).
Often features a slow-motion shot of an object crashing into, or tumbling towards the camera.
Uses a shot where the camera spins in a circle around characters. (Bad Boys II, Transformers)
Frequently incorporates scenes that involve characters running or moving towards the camera (almost always shot in slow-motion)
[Michael Bay on "Transformers look"]
Well, it's just, you know, listen, it's like...I didn't want to make the boxy characters, you know? Think about it, 30 feet in the air in the real world, just boxes, you know and it'd just look more fake, you know? And by adding more doo-dads, you know, stuff on the...stuff. Stuff on the robots, more car parts, and...you know you can just make it look more real.
Something close to the 80's cartoon design could have been achieved.
Nanotechnology is a legitimate reason for parts of the transformers to disappear or for mass shifting.( LIKE THE CUBE! )
Nobody wants the same thing from the cartoon.
Something CLOSER to the 80's or 2000 dreamwave comic book designs
could have been great.
Instead with now how Starscream retarded gorilla with chicken legs, Megatron's pineapple a$$hole face, alot of transformers now roll around on wheels, the constructicon is shown twice riding around on 1 wheel. Motercycle (Arcee) bots..... yep 1 wheel, Unicycle transformers The Twins ugly retard mongoloids stereotypes JAR JAR BINKS now Wheelie looks like Wall- E and Johnny Five hybrid
The outsides of the ALT MODE would be like armor that could split apart or change in minor ways to accommodate for movement.
The mass area of joints or the blocky parts can bend or reline itself.
Instead of having their guts exposed they could have the outer shell of their ALT mode act like armor.
The Nanotechnology would allow for more pleasing Aesthetic by adding simple yet believable appearance between the Alt mode armor plates and the human like areas and joints.
So you can achieve a balance between the 80's cartoon and Bayformers !
Will Transformers 2 be as good as the first one?
I hope this movie is 2 hours and 30 mins long with a lot of soldiers, hackers and only 15 minutes of incoherent action!!! HELL YEAH THAT WILL BE AWESOME!!!!!!!
Will it have abhorrent, horrendous, obnoxious, repulsive, shameful, terrible, ugly, swirling metal chucks, gorilla arms, unicycle retard looking Transformers in it.
Great job Bay keep lying to everybody about how your extremely expensive, hyper realistic Transformers is the only look that works and is not silly.. No middle ground between the original look and these bionicles metal junk piles....
It needs to have Shia Ledouche doing his crazy retard shtick, talking to himself and saying NoNoNoNoNoNoNoNoNoNoNo. Megan Fox trying to act and looking like a 30 year old raged out street walker whore.
More shameful masturbating close ups of her stomach... More random characters who have no purpose in the film.
What will make it funny is to have more scenes of Transformers stumbling around like morons hiding in the backyard, golden shower scenes, bumblebee farting on Sam's dad. COMEDY GOLD! Horrible Stereotypes and blatant racism. So much respect to source material....
Sure to get the Oscar this time, as long as we still have Michael Bay's AWESOME character development, 20 camera using, seizure inducing can't tell whats going on shaky cam, fast cut editing, emphatic tight close ups, helicopter in the sunset, extremely nauseating, repulsive, over the top product placement, and slow motion over dramatic explosions.
I sure hope so this movie will be AWESOME AND RAD TO THE MAX EXTREME with my A.D.D and short attention span.
Be sure not to take your riddilan when watching this great action packed popcorn blockbuster, leave your brain at the door snore fest...
What made Transformers a good movie?
1.Incoherent plot? scenes in the movie lead nowhere or had no real purpose, comedy filler, waste time, no story logic. The movie's script made it hard to suspend belief and enjoy the movie. B movie but with a bigger budget...
2.Laughably bad dialogue? "My bad" Shia "NoNoNoNoNo" Whats up lil B ****es" Touch my bush I'll kick your @$$!'' Happy Time" ect. ect. VOMIT
3. The army can kill the Decepticons? Why even have the autobots.
4.Transformers look like metal scraps glued together.
5.Dramatic scenes that fly straight out of left field? ("I'm so glad I got in the car with you.") B movie
6.Formerly respectable star sinks to a new low? John Turturro Jon Voight,Golden Shower Bumblebee pees now and farts? comedy gold....
7.Incredible overacting that is obviously encouraged by the director?
8.Bumblebee who cannot speak for no apparent reason? Damaged in battle ....please, prequel comic or motion comic just try to cover up bad story telling .Makes no sense other than that is what the director or script calls for in the movie. (no story logic.^)
Wouldn't need to waste so much time If BumbleBee could repair himself. Like Barricade repaired himself after the first fight and tell Shia that he needs the glasses!
9.Rampant racial stereotyping?" Hey Mammy "
"Speak English dude "
10.Characters with a lot of face time who end up playing no important role in the "story?"
Hackers and soldiers.
11.The action in some shots is hopelessly muddled? Shaky Cam, close ups, and quick cut editing.
12. Jazz's hilarious death scene is matched only by his hilarious eulogy? B movie
13. Transformers had little scene time due to over elaborated designs which made them too expensive? Prime shows up 70 mins into the movie.
14. Blatant over the top product placement? Takes away from the movie experience. Not just minor product placement the movie stops just for the product placement. Bumblebee updates to a newer car. The pilots getting into the F 22.
15. Transformers are secondary characters with little to no dialogue?
16. Hard to tell the Transformers apart. As long as the camera stands still long enough and the transformer is not silver. If it is an action scene forget about it..
17. For an action blockbuster there is not much action: 5 min of action in the beginning 10 min of action in the middle and 15 min of action at the end. In a 2 hr and 30 min movie. All of which jumps around from robots to humans every 2 seconds, due to the quick cut editing. Shaky Cam and close ups ruin most of the action.
18. Shia LaBarf can't act? NoNoNoNoNoNoNoNoNo BS comedy shtick, Even Stevens with robots...
19. Meagan Fox can't act? ........LMAO please
20. Michael Bay can't direct? " I make movies for 13 year old boys." Can't remember the Transformers names. Brawl is the tank Bay.. not DEVASTATOR!
Intense slow motion shots of characters
Has the camera moving during most scenes. Very rarely uses static shots.
Actors/characters in his films are almost uniformly shot in tight, emphatic close ups, framed under the hairline and above the chin.
Often has over-the-top visuals (i.e. key events taking place at sunset or dramatic events taking place behind actors doing routine activities).
Utilizes monotonic but intense musical cues during action-filled car chase scenes. Bad Boys II (2003), The Island (2005)
Uses shots of aircraft against a setting sun, especially helicopters (Armageddon (1998/I), Pearl Harbor (2001), Transformers (2007)).
Often features a slow-motion shot of an object crashing into, or tumbling towards the camera.
Uses a shot where the camera spins in a circle around characters. (Bad Boys II, Transformers)
Frequently incorporates scenes that involve characters running or moving towards the camera (almost always shot in slow-motion)
[Michael Bay on "Transformers look"]
Well, it's just, you know, listen, it's like...I didn't want to make the boxy characters, you know? Think about it, 30 feet in the air in the real world, just boxes, you know and it'd just look more fake, you know? And by adding more doo-dads, you know, stuff on the...stuff. Stuff on the robots, more car parts, and...you know you can just make it look more real.
Something close to the 80's cartoon design could have been achieved.
Nanotechnology is a legitimate reason for parts of the transformers to disappear or for mass shifting.( LIKE THE CUBE! )
Nobody wants the same thing from the cartoon.
Something CLOSER to the 80's or 2000 dreamwave comic book designs
could have been great.
Instead with now how Starscream retarded gorilla with chicken legs, Megatron's pineapple a$$hole face, alot of transformers now roll around on wheels, the constructicon is shown twice riding around on 1 wheel. Motercycle (Arcee) bots..... yep 1 wheel, Unicycle transformers The Twins ugly retard mongoloids stereotypes JAR JAR BINKS now Wheelie looks like Wall- E and Johnny Five hybrid
The outsides of the ALT MODE would be like armor that could split apart or change in minor ways to accommodate for movement.
The mass area of joints or the blocky parts can bend or reline itself.
Instead of having their guts exposed they could have the outer shell of their ALT mode act like armor.
The Nanotechnology would allow for more pleasing Aesthetic by adding simple yet believable appearance between the Alt mode armor plates and the human like areas and joints.
So you can achieve a balance between the 80's cartoon and Bayformers !
Will Transformers 2 be as good as the first one?
I hope this movie is 2 hours and 30 mins long with a lot of soldiers, hackers and only 15 minutes of incoherent action!!! HELL YEAH THAT WILL BE AWESOME!!!!!!!
Will it have abhorrent, horrendous, obnoxious, repulsive, shameful, terrible, ugly, swirling metal chucks, gorilla arms, unicycle retard looking Transformers in it.
Great job Bay keep lying to everybody about how your extremely expensive, hyper realistic Transformers is the only look that works and is not silly.. No middle ground between the original look and these bionicles metal junk piles....
It needs to have Shia Ledouche doing his crazy retard shtick, talking to himself and saying NoNoNoNoNoNoNoNoNoNoNo. Megan Fox trying to act and looking like a 30 year old raged out street walker whore.
More shameful masturbating close ups of her stomach... More random characters who have no purpose in the film.
What will make it funny is to have more scenes of Transformers stumbling around like morons hiding in the backyard, golden shower scenes, bumblebee farting on Sam's dad. COMEDY GOLD! Horrible Stereotypes and blatant racism. So much respect to source material....
Sure to get the Oscar this time, as long as we still have Michael Bay's AWESOME character development, 20 camera using, seizure inducing can't tell whats going on shaky cam, fast cut editing, emphatic tight close ups, helicopter in the sunset, extremely nauseating, repulsive, over the top product placement, and slow motion over dramatic explosions.
I sure hope so this movie will be AWESOME AND RAD TO THE MAX EXTREME with my A.D.D and short attention span.
Be sure not to take your riddilan when watching this great action packed popcorn blockbuster, leave your brain at the door snore fest...
What made Transformers a good movie?
1.Incoherent plot? scenes in the movie lead nowhere or had no real purpose, comedy filler, waste time, no story logic. The movie's script made it hard to suspend belief and enjoy the movie. B movie but with a bigger budget...
2.Laughably bad dialogue? "My bad" Shia "NoNoNoNoNo" Whats up lil B ****es" Touch my bush I'll kick your @$$!'' Happy Time" ect. ect. VOMIT
3. The army can kill the Decepticons? Why even have the autobots.
4.Transformers look like metal scraps glued together.
5.Dramatic scenes that fly straight out of left field? ("I'm so glad I got in the car with you.") B movie
6.Formerly respectable star sinks to a new low? John Turturro Jon Voight,Golden Shower Bumblebee pees now and farts? comedy gold....
7.Incredible overacting that is obviously encouraged by the director?
8.Bumblebee who cannot speak for no apparent reason? Damaged in battle ....please, prequel comic or motion comic just try to cover up bad story telling .Makes no sense other than that is what the director or script calls for in the movie. (no story logic.^)
Wouldn't need to waste so much time If BumbleBee could repair himself. Like Barricade repaired himself after the first fight and tell Shia that he needs the glasses!
9.Rampant racial stereotyping?" Hey Mammy "
"Speak English dude "
10.Characters with a lot of face time who end up playing no important role in the "story?"
Hackers and soldiers.
11.The action in some shots is hopelessly muddled? Shaky Cam, close ups, and quick cut editing.
12. Jazz's hilarious death scene is matched only by his hilarious eulogy? B movie
13. Transformers had little scene time due to over elaborated designs which made them too expensive? Prime shows up 70 mins into the movie.
14. Blatant over the top product placement? Takes away from the movie experience. Not just minor product placement the movie stops just for the product placement. Bumblebee updates to a newer car. The pilots getting into the F 22.
15. Transformers are secondary characters with little to no dialogue?
16. Hard to tell the Transformers apart. As long as the camera stands still long enough and the transformer is not silver. If it is an action scene forget about it..
17. For an action blockbuster there is not much action: 5 min of action in the beginning 10 min of action in the middle and 15 min of action at the end. In a 2 hr and 30 min movie. All of which jumps around from robots to humans every 2 seconds, due to the quick cut editing. Shaky Cam and close ups ruin most of the action.
18. Shia LaBarf can't act? NoNoNoNoNoNoNoNoNo BS comedy shtick, Even Stevens with robots...
19. Meagan Fox can't act? ........LMAO please
20. Michael Bay can't direct? " I make movies for 13 year old boys." Can't remember the Transformers names. Brawl is the tank Bay.. not DEVASTATOR!
Intense slow motion shots of characters
Has the camera moving during most scenes. Very rarely uses static shots.
Actors/characters in his films are almost uniformly shot in tight, emphatic close ups, framed under the hairline and above the chin.
Often has over-the-top visuals (i.e. key events taking place at sunset or dramatic events taking place behind actors doing routine activities).
Utilizes monotonic but intense musical cues during action-filled car chase scenes. Bad Boys II (2003), The Island (2005)
Uses shots of aircraft against a setting sun, especially helicopters (Armageddon (1998/I), Pearl Harbor (2001), Transformers (2007)).
Often features a slow-motion shot of an object crashing into, or tumbling towards the camera.
Uses a shot where the camera spins in a circle around characters. (Bad Boys II, Transformers)
Frequently incorporates scenes that involve characters running or moving towards the camera (almost always shot in slow-motion)
[Michael Bay on "Transformers look"]
Well, it's just, you know, listen, it's like...I didn't want to make the boxy characters, you know? Think about it, 30 feet in the air in the real world, just boxes, you know and it'd just look more fake, you know? And by adding more doo-dads, you know, stuff on the...stuff. Stuff on the robots, more car parts, and...you know you can just make it look more real.
Something close to the 80's cartoon design could have been achieved.
Nanotechnology is a legitimate reason for parts of the transformers to disappear or for mass shifting.( LIKE THE CUBE! )
Nobody wants the same thing from the cartoon.
Something CLOSER to the 80's or 2000 dreamwave comic book designs
could have been great.
Instead with now how Starscream retarded gorilla with chicken legs, Megatron's pineapple a$$hole face, alot of transformers now roll around on wheels, the constructicon is shown twice riding around on 1 wheel. Motercycle (Arcee) bots..... yep 1 wheel, Unicycle transformers The Twins ugly retard mongoloids stereotypes JAR JAR BINKS now Wheelie looks like Wall- E and Johnny Five hybrid
The outsides of the ALT MODE would be like armor that could split apart or change in minor ways to accommodate for movement.
The mass area of joints or the blocky parts can bend or reline itself.
Instead of having their guts exposed they could have the outer shell of their ALT mode act like armor.
The Nanotechnology would allow for more pleasing Aesthetic by adding simple yet believable appearance between the Alt mode armor plates and the human like areas and joints.
So you can achieve a balance between the 80's cartoon and Bayformers !
Will Transformers 2 be as good as the first one?
I hope this movie is 2 hours and 30 mins long with a lot of soldiers, hackers and only 15 minutes of incoherent action!!! HELL YEAH THAT WILL BE AWESOME!!!!!!!
Will it have abhorrent, horrendous, obnoxious, repulsive, shameful, terrible, ugly, swirling metal chucks, gorilla arms, unicycle retard looking Transformers in it.
Great job Bay keep lying to everybody about how your extremely expensive, hyper realistic Transformers is the only look that works and is not silly.. No middle ground between the original look and these bionicles metal junk piles....
It needs to have Shia Ledouche doing his crazy retard shtick, talking to himself and saying NoNoNoNoNoNoNoNoNoNoNo. Megan Fox trying to act and looking like a 30 year old raged out street walker whore.
More shameful masturbating close ups of her stomach... More random characters who have no purpose in the film.
What will make it funny is to have more scenes of Transformers stumbling around like morons hiding in the backyard, golden shower scenes, bumblebee farting on Sam's dad. COMEDY GOLD! Horrible Stereotypes and blatant racism. So much respect to source material....
Sure to get the Oscar this time, as long as we still have Michael Bay's AWESOME character development, 20 camera using, seizure inducing can't tell whats going on shaky cam, fast cut editing, emphatic tight close ups, helicopter in the sunset, extremely nauseating, repulsive, over the top product placement, and slow motion over dramatic explosions.
I sure hope so this movie will be AWESOME AND RAD TO THE MAX EXTREME with my A.D.D and short attention span.
Be sure not to take your riddilan when watching this great action packed popcorn blockbuster, leave your brain at the door snore fest...
What made Transformers a good movie?
1.Incoherent plot? scenes in the movie lead nowhere or had no real purpose, comedy filler, waste time, no story logic. The movie's script made it hard to suspend belief and enjoy the movie. B movie but with a bigger budget...
2.Laughably bad dialogue? "My bad" Shia "NoNoNoNoNo" Whats up lil B ****es" Touch my bush I'll kick your @$$!'' Happy Time" ect. ect. VOMIT
3. The army can kill the Decepticons? Why even have the autobots.
4.Transformers look like metal scraps glued together.
5.Dramatic scenes that fly straight out of left field? ("I'm so glad I got in the car with you.") B movie
6.Formerly respectable star sinks to a new low? John Turturro Jon Voight,Golden Shower Bumblebee pees now and farts? comedy gold....
7.Incredible overacting that is obviously encouraged by the director?
8.Bumblebee who cannot speak for no apparent reason? Damaged in battle ....please, prequel comic or motion comic just try to cover up bad story telling .Makes no sense other than that is what the director or script calls for in the movie. (no story logic.^)
Wouldn't need to waste so much time If BumbleBee could repair himself. Like Barricade repaired himself after the first fight and tell Shia that he needs the glasses!
9.Rampant racial stereotyping?" Hey Mammy "
"Speak English dude "
10.Characters with a lot of face time who end up playing no important role in the "story?"
Hackers and soldiers.
11.The action in some shots is hopelessly muddled? Shaky Cam, close ups, and quick cut editing.
12. Jazz's hilarious death scene is matched only by his hilarious eulogy? B movie
13. Transformers had little scene time due to over elaborated designs which made them too expensive? Prime shows up 70 mins into the movie.
14. Blatant over the top product placement? Takes away from the movie experience. Not just minor product placement the movie stops just for the product placement. Bumblebee updates to a newer car. The pilots getting into the F 22.
15. Transformers are secondary characters with little to no dialogue?
16. Hard to tell the Transformers apart. As long as the camera stands still long enough and the transformer is not silver. If it is an action scene forget about it..
17. For an action blockbuster there is not much action: 5 min of action in the beginning 10 min of action in the middle and 15 min of action at the end. In a 2 hr and 30 min movie. All of which jumps around from robots to humans every 2 seconds, due to the quick cut editing. Shaky Cam and close ups ruin most of the action.
18. Shia LaBarf can't act? NoNoNoNoNoNoNoNoNo BS comedy shtick, Even Stevens with robots...
19. Meagan Fox can't act? ........LMAO please
20. Michael Bay can't direct? " I make movies for 13 year old boys." Can't remember the Transformers names. Brawl is the tank Bay.. not DEVASTATOR!
Intense slow motion shots of characters
Has the camera moving during most scenes. Very rarely uses static shots.
Actors/characters in his films are almost uniformly shot in tight, emphatic close ups, framed under the hairline and above the chin.
Often has over-the-top visuals (i.e. key events taking place at sunset or dramatic events taking place behind actors doing routine activities).
Utilizes monotonic but intense musical cues during action-filled car chase scenes. Bad Boys II (2003), The Island (2005)
Uses shots of aircraft against a setting sun, especially helicopters (Armageddon (1998/I), Pearl Harbor (2001), Transformers (2007)).
Often features a slow-motion shot of an object crashing into, or tumbling towards the camera.
Uses a shot where the camera spins in a circle around characters. (Bad Boys II, Transformers)
Frequently incorporates scenes that involve characters running or moving towards the camera (almost always shot in slow-motion)
[Michael Bay on "Transformers look"]
Well, it's just, you know, listen, it's like...I didn't want to make the boxy characters, you know? Think about it, 30 feet in the air in the real world, just boxes, you know and it'd just look more fake, you know? And by adding more doo-dads, you know, stuff on the...stuff. Stuff on the robots, more car parts, and...you know you can just make it look more real.
Something close to the 80's cartoon design could have been achieved.
Nanotechnology is a legitimate reason for parts of the transformers to disappear or for mass shifting.( LIKE THE CUBE! )
Nobody wants the same thing from the cartoon.
Something CLOSER to the 80's or 2000 dreamwave comic book designs
could have been great.
Instead with now how Starscream retarded gorilla with chicken legs, Megatron's pineapple a$$hole face, alot of transformers now roll around on wheels, the constructicon is shown twice riding around on 1 wheel. Motercycle (Arcee) bots..... yep 1 wheel, Unicycle transformers The Twins ugly retard mongoloids stereotypes JAR JAR BINKS now Wheelie looks like Wall- E and Johnny Five hybrid
The outsides of the ALT MODE would be like armor that could split apart or change in minor ways to accommodate for movement.
The mass area of joints or the blocky parts can bend or reline itself.
Instead of having their guts exposed they could have the outer shell of their ALT mode act like armor.
The Nanotechnology would allow for more pleasing Aesthetic by adding simple yet believable appearance between the Alt mode armor plates and the human like areas and joints.
So you can achieve a balance between the 80's cartoon and Bayformers !
Will Transformers 2 be as good as the first one?
I hope this movie is 2 hours and 30 mins long with a lot of soldiers, hackers and only 15 minutes of incoherent action!!! HELL YEAH THAT WILL BE AWESOME!!!!!!!
Will it have abhorrent, horrendous, obnoxious, repulsive, shameful, terrible, ugly, swirling metal chucks, gorilla arms, unicycle retard looking Transformers in it.
Great job Bay keep lying to everybody about how your extremely expensive, hyper realistic Transformers is the only look that works and is not silly.. No middle ground between the original look and these bionicles metal junk piles....
It needs to have Shia Ledouche doing his crazy retard shtick, talking to himself and saying NoNoNoNoNoNoNoNoNoNoNo. Megan Fox trying to act and looking like a 30 year old raged out street walker whore.
More shameful masturbating close ups of her stomach... More random characters who have no purpose in the film.
What will make it funny is to have more scenes of Transformers stumbling around like morons hiding in the backyard, golden shower scenes, bumblebee farting on Sam's dad. COMEDY GOLD! Horrible Stereotypes and blatant racism. So much respect to source material....
Sure to get the Oscar this time, as long as we still have Michael Bay's AWESOME character development, 20 camera using, seizure inducing can't tell whats going on shaky cam, fast cut editing, emphatic tight close ups, helicopter in the sunset, extremely nauseating, repulsive, over the top product placement, and slow motion over dramatic explosions.
I sure hope so this movie will be AWESOME AND RAD TO THE MAX EXTREME with my A.D.D and short attention span.
Be sure not to take your riddilan when watching this great action packed popcorn blockbuster, leave your brain at the door snore fest...
What made Transformers a good movie?
1.Incoherent plot? scenes in the movie lead nowhere or had no real purpose, comedy filler, waste time, no story logic. The movie's script made it hard to suspend belief and enjoy the movie. B movie but with a bigger budget...
2.Laughably bad dialogue? "My bad" Shia "NoNoNoNoNo" Whats up lil B ****es" Touch my bush I'll kick your @$$!'' Happy Time" ect. ect. VOMIT
3. The army can kill the Decepticons? Why even have the autobots.
4.Transformers look like metal scraps glued together.
5.Dramatic scenes that fly straight out of left field? ("I'm so glad I got in the car with you.") B movie
6.Formerly respectable star sinks to a new low? John Turturro Jon Voight,Golden Shower Bumblebee pees now and farts? comedy gold....
7.Incredible overacting that is obviously encouraged by the director?
8.Bumblebee who cannot speak for no apparent reason? Damaged in battle ....please, prequel comic or motion comic just try to cover up bad story telling .Makes no sense other than that is what the director or script calls for in the movie. (no story logic.^)
Wouldn't need to waste so much time If BumbleBee could repair himself. Like Barricade repaired himself after the first fight and tell Shia that he needs the glasses!
9.Rampant racial stereotyping?" Hey Mammy "
"Speak English dude "
10.Characters with a lot of face time who end up playing no important role in the "story?"
Hackers and soldiers.
11.The action in some shots is hopelessly muddled? Shaky Cam, close ups, and quick cut editing.
12. Jazz's hilarious death scene is matched only by his hilarious eulogy? B movie
13. Transformers had little scene time due to over elaborated designs which made them too expensive? Prime shows up 70 mins into the movie.
14. Blatant over the top product placement? Takes away from the movie experience. Not just minor product placement the movie stops just for the product placement. Bumblebee updates to a newer car. The pilots getting into the F 22.
15. Transformers are secondary characters with little to no dialogue?
16. Hard to tell the Transformers apart. As long as the camera stands still long enough and the transformer is not silver. If it is an action scene forget about it..
17. For an action blockbuster there is not much action: 5 min of action in the beginning 10 min of action in the middle and 15 min of action at the end. In a 2 hr and 30 min movie. All of which jumps around from robots to humans every 2 seconds, due to the quick cut editing. Shaky Cam and close ups ruin most of the action.
18. Shia LaBarf can't act? NoNoNoNoNoNoNoNoNo BS comedy shtick, Even Stevens with robots...
19. Meagan Fox can't act? ........LMAO please
20. Michael Bay can't direct? " I make movies for 13 year old boys." Can't remember the Transformers names. Brawl is the tank Bay.. not DEVASTATOR!
Intense slow motion shots of characters
Has the camera moving during most scenes. Very rarely uses static shots.
Actors/characters in his films are almost uniformly shot in tight, emphatic close ups, framed under the hairline and above the chin.
Often has over-the-top visuals (i.e. key events taking place at sunset or dramatic events taking place behind actors doing routine activities).
Utilizes monotonic but intense musical cues during action-filled car chase scenes. Bad Boys II (2003), The Island (2005)
Uses shots of aircraft against a setting sun, especially helicopters (Armageddon (1998/I), Pearl Harbor (2001), Transformers (2007)).
Often features a slow-motion shot of an object crashing into, or tumbling towards the camera.
Uses a shot where the camera spins in a circle around characters. (Bad Boys II, Transformers)
Frequently incorporates scenes that involve characters running or moving towards the camera (almost always shot in slow-motion)
[Michael Bay on "Transformers look"]
Well, it's just, you know, listen, it's like...I didn't want to make the boxy characters, you know? Think about it, 30 feet in the air in the real world, just boxes, you know and it'd just look more fake, you know? And by adding more doo-dads, you know, stuff on the...stuff. Stuff on the robots, more car parts, and...you know you can just make it look more real.
Something close to the 80's cartoon design could have been achieved.
Nanotechnology is a legitimate reason for parts of the transformers to disappear or for mass shifting.( LIKE THE CUBE! )
Nobody wants the same thing from the cartoon.
Something CLOSER to the 80's or 2000 dreamwave comic book designs
could have been great.
Instead with now how Starscream retarded gorilla with chicken legs, Megatron's pineapple a$$hole face, alot of transformers now roll around on wheels, the constructicon is shown twice riding around on 1 wheel. Motercycle (Arcee) bots..... yep 1 wheel, Unicycle transformers The Twins ugly retard mongoloids stereotypes JAR JAR BINKS now Wheelie looks like Wall- E and Johnny Five hybrid
The outsides of the ALT MODE would be like armor that could split apart or change in minor ways to accommodate for movement.
The mass area of joints or the blocky parts can bend or reline itself.
Instead of having their guts exposed they could have the outer shell of their ALT mode act like armor.
The Nanotechnology would allow for more pleasing Aesthetic by adding simple yet believable appearance between the Alt mode armor plates and the human like areas and joints.
So you can achieve a balance between the 80's cartoon and Bayformers !
Will Transformers 2 be as good as the first one?
I hope this movie is 2 hours and 30 mins long with a lot of soldiers, hackers and only 15 minutes of incoherent action!!! HELL YEAH THAT WILL BE AWESOME!!!!!!!
Will it have abhorrent, horrendous, obnoxious, repulsive, shameful, terrible, ugly, swirling metal chucks, gorilla arms, unicycle retard looking Transformers in it.
Great job Bay keep lying to everybody about how your extremely expensive, hyper realistic Transformers is the only look that works and is not silly.. No middle ground between the original look and these bionicles metal junk piles....
It needs to have Shia Ledouche doing his crazy retard shtick, talking to himself and saying NoNoNoNoNoNoNoNoNoNoNo. Megan Fox trying to act and looking like a 30 year old raged out street walker whore.
More shameful masturbating close ups of her stomach... More random characters who have no purpose in the film.
What will make it funny is to have more scenes of Transformers stumbling around like morons hiding in the backyard, golden shower scenes, bumblebee farting on Sam's dad. COMEDY GOLD! Horrible Stereotypes and blatant racism. So much respect to source material....
Sure to get the Oscar this time, as long as we still have Michael Bay's AWESOME character development, 20 camera using, seizure inducing can't tell whats going on shaky cam, fast cut editing, emphatic tight close ups, helicopter in the sunset, extremely nauseating, repulsive, over the top product placement, and slow motion over dramatic explosions.
I sure hope so this movie will be AWESOME AND RAD TO THE MAX EXTREME with my A.D.D and short attention span.
Be sure not to take your riddilan when watching this great action packed popcorn blockbuster, leave your brain at the door snore fest...
What made Transformers a good movie?
1.Incoherent plot? scenes in the movie lead nowhere or had no real purpose, comedy filler, waste time, no story logic. The movie's script made it hard to suspend belief and enjoy the movie. B movie but with a bigger budget...
2.Laughably bad dialogue? "My bad" Shia "NoNoNoNoNo" Whats up lil B ****es" Touch my bush I'll kick your @$$!'' Happy Time" ect. ect. VOMIT
3. The army can kill the Decepticons? Why even have the autobots.
4.Transformers look like metal scraps glued together.
5.Dramatic scenes that fly straight out of left field? ("I'm so glad I got in the car with you.") B movie
6.Formerly respectable star sinks to a new low? John Turturro Jon Voight,Golden Shower Bumblebee pees now and farts? comedy gold....
7.Incredible overacting that is obviously encouraged by the director?
8.Bumblebee who cannot speak for no apparent reason? Damaged in battle ....please, prequel comic or motion comic just try to cover up bad story telling .Makes no sense other than that is what the director or script calls for in the movie. (no story logic.^)
Wouldn't need to waste so much time If BumbleBee could repair himself. Like Barricade repaired himself after the first fight and tell Shia that he needs the glasses!
9.Rampant racial stereotyping?" Hey Mammy "
"Speak English dude "
10.Characters with a lot of face time who end up playing no important role in the "story?"
Hackers and soldiers.
11.The action in some shots is hopelessly muddled? Shaky Cam, close ups, and quick cut editing.
12. Jazz's hilarious death scene is matched only by his hilarious eulogy? B movie
13. Transformers had little scene time due to over elaborated designs which made them too expensive? Prime shows up 70 mins into the movie.
14. Blatant over the top product placement? Takes away from the movie experience. Not just minor product placement the movie stops just for the product placement. Bumblebee updates to a newer car. The pilots getting into the F 22.
15. Transformers are secondary characters with little to no dialogue?
16. Hard to tell the Transformers apart. As long as the camera stands still long enough and the transformer is not silver. If it is an action scene forget about it..
17. For an action blockbuster there is not much action: 5 min of action in the beginning 10 min of action in the middle and 15 min of action at the end. In a 2 hr and 30 min movie. All of which jumps around from robots to humans every 2 seconds, due to the quick cut editing. Shaky Cam and close ups ruin most of the action.
18. Shia LaBarf can't act? NoNoNoNoNoNoNoNoNo BS comedy shtick, Even Stevens with robots...
19. Meagan Fox can't act? ........LMAO please
20. Michael Bay can't direct? " I make movies for 13 year old boys." Can't remember the Transformers names. Brawl is the tank Bay.. not DEVASTATOR!
Intense slow motion shots of characters
Has the camera moving during most scenes. Very rarely uses static shots.
Actors/characters in his films are almost uniformly shot in tight, emphatic close ups, framed under the hairline and above the chin.
Often has over-the-top visuals (i.e. key events taking place at sunset or dramatic events taking place behind actors doing routine activities).
Utilizes monotonic but intense musical cues during action-filled car chase scenes. Bad Boys II (2003), The Island (2005)
Uses shots of aircraft against a setting sun, especially helicopters (Armageddon (1998/I), Pearl Harbor (2001), Transformers (2007)).
Often features a slow-motion shot of an object crashing into, or tumbling towards the camera.
Uses a shot where the camera spins in a circle around characters. (Bad Boys II, Transformers)
Frequently incorporates scenes that involve characters running or moving towards the camera (almost always shot in slow-motion)
[Michael Bay on "Transformers look"]
Well, it's just, you know, listen, it's like...I didn't want to make the boxy characters, you know? Think about it, 30 feet in the air in the real world, just boxes, you know and it'd just look more fake, you know? And by adding more doo-dads, you know, stuff on the...stuff. Stuff on the robots, more car parts, and...you know you can just make it look more real.
Something close to the 80's cartoon design could have been achieved.
Nanotechnology is a legitimate reason for parts of the transformers to disappear or for mass shifting.( LIKE THE CUBE! )
Nobody wants the same thing from the cartoon.
Something CLOSER to the 80's or 2000 dreamwave comic book designs
could have been great.
Instead with now how Starscream retarded gorilla with chicken legs, Megatron's pineapple a$$hole face, alot of transformers now roll around on wheels, the constructicon is shown twice riding around on 1 wheel. Motercycle (Arcee) bots..... yep 1 wheel, Unicycle transformers The Twins ugly retard mongoloids stereotypes JAR JAR BINKS now Wheelie looks like Wall- E and Johnny Five hybrid
The outsides of the ALT MODE would be like armor that could split apart or change in minor ways to accommodate for movement.
The mass area of joints or the blocky parts can bend or reline itself.
Instead of having their guts exposed they could have the outer shell of their ALT mode act like armor.
The Nanotechnology would allow for more pleasing Aesthetic by adding simple yet believable appearance between the Alt mode armor plates and the human like areas and joints.
So you can achieve a balance between the 80's cartoon and Bayformers !
Will Transformers 2 be as good as the first one?
I hope this movie is 2 hours and 30 mins long with a lot of soldiers, hackers and only 15 minutes of incoherent action!!! HELL YEAH THAT WILL BE AWESOME!!!!!!!
Will it have abhorrent, horrendous, obnoxious, repulsive, shameful, terrible, ugly, swirling metal chucks, gorilla arms, unicycle retard looking Transformers in it.
Great job Bay keep lying to everybody about how your extremely expensive, hyper realistic Transformers is the only look that works and is not silly.. No middle ground between the original look and these bionicles metal junk piles....
It needs to have Shia Ledouche doing his crazy retard shtick, talking to himself and saying NoNoNoNoNoNoNoNoNoNoNo. Megan Fox trying to act and looking like a 30 year old raged out street walker whore.
More shameful masturbating close ups of her stomach... More random characters who have no purpose in the film.
What will make it funny is to have more scenes of Transformers stumbling around like morons hiding in the backyard, golden shower scenes, bumblebee farting on Sam's dad. COMEDY GOLD! Horrible Stereotypes and blatant racism. So much respect to source material....
Sure to get the Oscar this time, as long as we still have Michael Bay's AWESOME character development, 20 camera using, seizure inducing can't tell whats going on shaky cam, fast cut editing, emphatic tight close ups, helicopter in the sunset, extremely nauseating, repulsive, over the top product placement, and slow motion over dramatic explosions.
I sure hope so this movie will be AWESOME AND RAD TO THE MAX EXTREME with my A.D.D and short attention span.
Be sure not to take your riddilan when watching this great action packed popcorn blockbuster, leave your brain at the door snore fest...
What made Transformers a good movie?
ReplyDelete1.Incoherent plot? scenes in the movie lead nowhere or had no real purpose, comedy filler, waste time, no story logic. The movie's script made it hard to suspend belief and enjoy the movie. B movie but with a bigger budget...
2.Laughably bad dialogue? "My bad" Shia "NoNoNoNoNo" Whats up lil B ****es" Touch my bush I'll kick your @$$!'' Happy Time" ect. ect. VOMIT
3. The army can kill the Decepticons? Why even have the autobots.
4.Transformers look like metal scraps glued together.
5.Dramatic scenes that fly straight out of left field? ("I'm so glad I got in the car with you.") B movie
6.Formerly respectable star sinks to a new low? John Turturro Jon Voight,Golden Shower Bumblebee pees now and farts? comedy gold....
7.Incredible overacting that is obviously encouraged by the director?
8.Bumblebee who cannot speak for no apparent reason? Damaged in battle ....please, prequel comic or motion comic just try to cover up bad story telling .Makes no sense other than that is what the director or script calls for in the movie. (no story logic.^)
Wouldn't need to waste so much time If BumbleBee could repair himself. Like Barricade repaired himself after the first fight and tell Shia that he needs the glasses!
9.Rampant racial stereotyping?" Hey Mammy "
"Speak English dude "
10.Characters with a lot of face time who end up playing no important role in the "story?"
Hackers and soldiers.
11.The action in some shots is hopelessly muddled? Shaky Cam, close ups, and quick cut editing.
12. Jazz's hilarious death scene is matched only by his hilarious eulogy? B movie
13. Transformers had little scene time due to over elaborated designs which made them too expensive? Prime shows up 70 mins into the movie.
14. Blatant over the top product placement? Takes away from the movie experience. Not just minor product placement the movie stops just for the product placement. Bumblebee updates to a newer car. The pilots getting into the F 22.
15. Transformers are secondary characters with little to no dialogue?
16. Hard to tell the Transformers apart. As long as the camera stands still long enough and the transformer is not silver. If it is an action scene forget about it..
17. For an action blockbuster there is not much action: 5 min of action in the beginning 10 min of action in the middle and 15 min of action at the end. In a 2 hr and 30 min movie. All of which jumps around from robots to humans every 2 seconds, due to the quick cut editing. Shaky Cam and close ups ruin most of the action.
18. Shia LaBarf can't act? NoNoNoNoNoNoNoNoNo BS comedy shtick, Even Stevens with robots...
19. Meagan Fox can't act? ........LMAO please
20. Michael Bay can't direct? " I make movies for 13 year old boys." Can't remember the Transformers names. Brawl is the tank Bay.. not DEVASTATOR!
Intense slow motion shots of characters
Has the camera moving during most scenes. Very rarely uses static shots.
Actors/characters in his films are almost uniformly shot in tight, emphatic close ups, framed under the hairline and above the chin.
Often has over-the-top visuals (i.e. key events taking place at sunset or dramatic events taking place behind actors doing routine activities).
Utilizes monotonic but intense musical cues during action-filled car chase scenes. Bad Boys II (2003), The Island (2005)
Uses shots of aircraft against a setting sun, especially helicopters (Armageddon (1998/I), Pearl Harbor (2001), Transformers (2007)).
Often features a slow-motion shot of an object crashing into, or tumbling towards the camera.
Uses a shot where the camera spins in a circle around characters. (Bad Boys II, Transformers)
Frequently incorporates scenes that involve characters running or moving towards the camera (almost always shot in slow-motion)
[Michael Bay on "Transformers look"]
Well, it's just, you know, listen, it's like...I didn't want to make the boxy characters, you know? Think about it, 30 feet in the air in the real world, just boxes, you know and it'd just look more fake, you know? And by adding more doo-dads, you know, stuff on the...stuff. Stuff on the robots, more car parts, and...you know you can just make it look more real.
Something close to the 80's cartoon design could have been achieved.
Nanotechnology is a legitimate reason for parts of the transformers to disappear or for mass shifting.( LIKE THE CUBE! )
Nobody wants the same thing from the cartoon.
Something CLOSER to the 80's or 2000 dreamwave comic book designs
could have been great.
Instead with now how Starscream retarded gorilla with chicken legs, Megatron's pineapple a$$hole face, alot of transformers now roll around on wheels, the constructicon is shown twice riding around on 1 wheel. Motercycle (Arcee) bots..... yep 1 wheel, Unicycle transformers The Twins ugly retard mongoloids stereotypes JAR JAR BINKS now Wheelie looks like Wall- E and Johnny Five hybrid
The outsides of the ALT MODE would be like armor that could split apart or change in minor ways to accommodate for movement.
The mass area of joints or the blocky parts can bend or reline itself.
Instead of having their guts exposed they could have the outer shell of their ALT mode act like armor.
The Nanotechnology would allow for more pleasing Aesthetic by adding simple yet believable appearance between the Alt mode armor plates and the human like areas and joints.
So you can achieve a balance between the 80's cartoon and Bayformers !
Will Transformers 2 be as good as the first one?
I hope this movie is 2 hours and 30 mins long with a lot of soldiers, hackers and only 15 minutes of incoherent action!!! HELL YEAH THAT WILL BE AWESOME!!!!!!!
Will it have abhorrent, horrendous, obnoxious, repulsive, shameful, terrible, ugly, swirling metal chucks, gorilla arms, unicycle retard looking Transformers in it.
Great job Bay keep lying to everybody about how your extremely expensive, hyper realistic Transformers is the only look that works and is not silly.. No middle ground between the original look and these bionicles metal junk piles....
It needs to have Shia Ledouche doing his crazy retard shtick, talking to himself and saying NoNoNoNoNoNoNoNoNoNoNo. Megan Fox trying to act and looking like a 30 year old raged out street walker whore.
More shameful masturbating close ups of her stomach... More random characters who have no purpose in the film.
What will make it funny is to have more scenes of Transformers stumbling around like morons hiding in the backyard, golden shower scenes, bumblebee farting on Sam's dad. COMEDY GOLD! Horrible Stereotypes and blatant racism. So much respect to source material....
Sure to get the Oscar this time, as long as we still have Michael Bay's AWESOME character development, 20 camera using, seizure inducing can't tell whats going on shaky cam, fast cut editing, emphatic tight close ups, helicopter in the sunset, extremely nauseating, repulsive, over the top product placement, and slow motion over dramatic explosions.
I sure hope so this movie will be AWESOME AND RAD TO THE MAX EXTREME with my A.D.D and short attention span.
Be sure not to take your riddilan when watching this great action packed popcorn blockbuster, leave your brain at the door snore fest...
What made Transformers a good movie?
1.Incoherent plot? scenes in the movie lead nowhere or had no real purpose, comedy filler, waste time, no story logic. The movie's script made it hard to suspend belief and enjoy the movie. B movie but with a bigger budget...
2.Laughably bad dialogue? "My bad" Shia "NoNoNoNoNo" Whats up lil B ****es" Touch my bush I'll kick your @$$!'' Happy Time" ect. ect. VOMIT
3. The army can kill the Decepticons? Why even have the autobots.
4.Transformers look like metal scraps glued together.
5.Dramatic scenes that fly straight out of left field? ("I'm so glad I got in the car with you.") B movie
6.Formerly respectable star sinks to a new low? John Turturro Jon Voight,Golden Shower Bumblebee pees now and farts? comedy gold....
7.Incredible overacting that is obviously encouraged by the director?
8.Bumblebee who cannot speak for no apparent reason? Damaged in battle ....please, prequel comic or motion comic just try to cover up bad story telling .Makes no sense other than that is what the director or script calls for in the movie. (no story logic.^)
Wouldn't need to waste so much time If BumbleBee could repair himself. Like Barricade repaired himself after the first fight and tell Shia that he needs the glasses!
9.Rampant racial stereotyping?" Hey Mammy "
"Speak English dude "
10.Characters with a lot of face time who end up playing no important role in the "story?"
Hackers and soldiers.
11.The action in some shots is hopelessly muddled? Shaky Cam, close ups, and quick cut editing.
12. Jazz's hilarious death scene is matched only by his hilarious eulogy? B movie
13. Transformers had little scene time due to over elaborated designs which made them too expensive? Prime shows up 70 mins into the movie.
14. Blatant over the top product placement? Takes away from the movie experience. Not just minor product placement the movie stops just for the product placement. Bumblebee updates to a newer car. The pilots getting into the F 22.
15. Transformers are secondary characters with little to no dialogue?
16. Hard to tell the Transformers apart. As long as the camera stands still long enough and the transformer is not silver. If it is an action scene forget about it..
17. For an action blockbuster there is not much action: 5 min of action in the beginning 10 min of action in the middle and 15 min of action at the end. In a 2 hr and 30 min movie. All of which jumps around from robots to humans every 2 seconds, due to the quick cut editing. Shaky Cam and close ups ruin most of the action.
18. Shia LaBarf can't act? NoNoNoNoNoNoNoNoNo BS comedy shtick, Even Stevens with robots...
19. Meagan Fox can't act? ........LMAO please
20. Michael Bay can't direct? " I make movies for 13 year old boys." Can't remember the Transformers names. Brawl is the tank Bay.. not DEVASTATOR!
Intense slow motion shots of characters
Has the camera moving during most scenes. Very rarely uses static shots.
Actors/characters in his films are almost uniformly shot in tight, emphatic close ups, framed under the hairline and above the chin.
Often has over-the-top visuals (i.e. key events taking place at sunset or dramatic events taking place behind actors doing routine activities).
Utilizes monotonic but intense musical cues during action-filled car chase scenes. Bad Boys II (2003), The Island (2005)
Uses shots of aircraft against a setting sun, especially helicopters (Armageddon (1998/I), Pearl Harbor (2001), Transformers (2007)).
Often features a slow-motion shot of an object crashing into, or tumbling towards the camera.
Uses a shot where the camera spins in a circle around characters. (Bad Boys II, Transformers)
Frequently incorporates scenes that involve characters running or moving towards the camera (almost always shot in slow-motion)
[Michael Bay on "Transformers look"]
Well, it's just, you know, listen, it's like...I didn't want to make the boxy characters, you know? Think about it, 30 feet in the air in the real world, just boxes, you know and it'd just look more fake, you know? And by adding more doo-dads, you know, stuff on the...stuff. Stuff on the robots, more car parts, and...you know you can just make it look more real.
Something close to the 80's cartoon design could have been achieved.
Nanotechnology is a legitimate reason for parts of the transformers to disappear or for mass shifting.( LIKE THE CUBE! )
Nobody wants the same thing from the cartoon.
Something CLOSER to the 80's or 2000 dreamwave comic book designs
could have been great.
Instead with now how Starscream retarded gorilla with chicken legs, Megatron's pineapple a$$hole face, alot of transformers now roll around on wheels, the constructicon is shown twice riding around on 1 wheel. Motercycle (Arcee) bots..... yep 1 wheel, Unicycle transformers The Twins ugly retard mongoloids stereotypes JAR JAR BINKS now Wheelie looks like Wall- E and Johnny Five hybrid
The outsides of the ALT MODE would be like armor that could split apart or change in minor ways to accommodate for movement.
The mass area of joints or the blocky parts can bend or reline itself.
Instead of having their guts exposed they could have the outer shell of their ALT mode act like armor.
The Nanotechnology would allow for more pleasing Aesthetic by adding simple yet believable appearance between the Alt mode armor plates and the human like areas and joints.
So you can achieve a balance between the 80's cartoon and Bayformers !
Will Transformers 2 be as good as the first one?
I hope this movie is 2 hours and 30 mins long with a lot of soldiers, hackers and only 15 minutes of incoherent action!!! HELL YEAH THAT WILL BE AWESOME!!!!!!!
Will it have abhorrent, horrendous, obnoxious, repulsive, shameful, terrible, ugly, swirling metal chucks, gorilla arms, unicycle retard looking Transformers in it.
Great job Bay keep lying to everybody about how your extremely expensive, hyper realistic Transformers is the only look that works and is not silly.. No middle ground between the original look and these bionicles metal junk piles....
It needs to have Shia Ledouche doing his crazy retard shtick, talking to himself and saying NoNoNoNoNoNoNoNoNoNoNo. Megan Fox trying to act and looking like a 30 year old raged out street walker whore.
More shameful masturbating close ups of her stomach... More random characters who have no purpose in the film.
What will make it funny is to have more scenes of Transformers stumbling around like morons hiding in the backyard, golden shower scenes, bumblebee farting on Sam's dad. COMEDY GOLD! Horrible Stereotypes and blatant racism. So much respect to source material....
Sure to get the Oscar this time, as long as we still have Michael Bay's AWESOME character development, 20 camera using, seizure inducing can't tell whats going on shaky cam, fast cut editing, emphatic tight close ups, helicopter in the sunset, extremely nauseating, repulsive, over the top product placement, and slow motion over dramatic explosions.
I sure hope so this movie will be AWESOME AND RAD TO THE MAX EXTREME with my A.D.D and short attention span.
Be sure not to take your riddilan when watching this great action packed popcorn blockbuster, leave your brain at the door snore fest...
What made Transformers a good movie?
1.Incoherent plot? scenes in the movie lead nowhere or had no real purpose, comedy filler, waste time, no story logic. The movie's script made it hard to suspend belief and enjoy the movie. B movie but with a bigger budget...
2.Laughably bad dialogue? "My bad" Shia "NoNoNoNoNo" Whats up lil B ****es" Touch my bush I'll kick your @$$!'' Happy Time" ect. ect. VOMIT
3. The army can kill the Decepticons? Why even have the autobots.
4.Transformers look like metal scraps glued together.
5.Dramatic scenes that fly straight out of left field? ("I'm so glad I got in the car with you.") B movie
6.Formerly respectable star sinks to a new low? John Turturro Jon Voight,Golden Shower Bumblebee pees now and farts? comedy gold....
7.Incredible overacting that is obviously encouraged by the director?
8.Bumblebee who cannot speak for no apparent reason? Damaged in battle ....please, prequel comic or motion comic just try to cover up bad story telling .Makes no sense other than that is what the director or script calls for in the movie. (no story logic.^)
Wouldn't need to waste so much time If BumbleBee could repair himself. Like Barricade repaired himself after the first fight and tell Shia that he needs the glasses!
9.Rampant racial stereotyping?" Hey Mammy "
"Speak English dude "
10.Characters with a lot of face time who end up playing no important role in the "story?"
Hackers and soldiers.
11.The action in some shots is hopelessly muddled? Shaky Cam, close ups, and quick cut editing.
12. Jazz's hilarious death scene is matched only by his hilarious eulogy? B movie
13. Transformers had little scene time due to over elaborated designs which made them too expensive? Prime shows up 70 mins into the movie.
14. Blatant over the top product placement? Takes away from the movie experience. Not just minor product placement the movie stops just for the product placement. Bumblebee updates to a newer car. The pilots getting into the F 22.
15. Transformers are secondary characters with little to no dialogue?
16. Hard to tell the Transformers apart. As long as the camera stands still long enough and the transformer is not silver. If it is an action scene forget about it..
17. For an action blockbuster there is not much action: 5 min of action in the beginning 10 min of action in the middle and 15 min of action at the end. In a 2 hr and 30 min movie. All of which jumps around from robots to humans every 2 seconds, due to the quick cut editing. Shaky Cam and close ups ruin most of the action.
18. Shia LaBarf can't act? NoNoNoNoNoNoNoNoNo BS comedy shtick, Even Stevens with robots...
19. Meagan Fox can't act? ........LMAO please
20. Michael Bay can't direct? " I make movies for 13 year old boys." Can't remember the Transformers names. Brawl is the tank Bay.. not DEVASTATOR!
Intense slow motion shots of characters
Has the camera moving during most scenes. Very rarely uses static shots.
Actors/characters in his films are almost uniformly shot in tight, emphatic close ups, framed under the hairline and above the chin.
Often has over-the-top visuals (i.e. key events taking place at sunset or dramatic events taking place behind actors doing routine activities).
Utilizes monotonic but intense musical cues during action-filled car chase scenes. Bad Boys II (2003), The Island (2005)
Uses shots of aircraft against a setting sun, especially helicopters (Armageddon (1998/I), Pearl Harbor (2001), Transformers (2007)).
Often features a slow-motion shot of an object crashing into, or tumbling towards the camera.
Uses a shot where the camera spins in a circle around characters. (Bad Boys II, Transformers)
Frequently incorporates scenes that involve characters running or moving towards the camera (almost always shot in slow-motion)
[Michael Bay on "Transformers look"]
Well, it's just, you know, listen, it's like...I didn't want to make the boxy characters, you know? Think about it, 30 feet in the air in the real world, just boxes, you know and it'd just look more fake, you know? And by adding more doo-dads, you know, stuff on the...stuff. Stuff on the robots, more car parts, and...you know you can just make it look more real.
Something close to the 80's cartoon design could have been achieved.
Nanotechnology is a legitimate reason for parts of the transformers to disappear or for mass shifting.( LIKE THE CUBE! )
Nobody wants the same thing from the cartoon.
Something CLOSER to the 80's or 2000 dreamwave comic book designs
could have been great.
Instead with now how Starscream retarded gorilla with chicken legs, Megatron's pineapple a$$hole face, alot of transformers now roll around on wheels, the constructicon is shown twice riding around on 1 wheel. Motercycle (Arcee) bots..... yep 1 wheel, Unicycle transformers The Twins ugly retard mongoloids stereotypes JAR JAR BINKS now Wheelie looks like Wall- E and Johnny Five hybrid
The outsides of the ALT MODE would be like armor that could split apart or change in minor ways to accommodate for movement.
The mass area of joints or the blocky parts can bend or reline itself.
Instead of having their guts exposed they could have the outer shell of their ALT mode act like armor.
The Nanotechnology would allow for more pleasing Aesthetic by adding simple yet believable appearance between the Alt mode armor plates and the human like areas and joints.
So you can achieve a balance between the 80's cartoon and Bayformers !
Will Transformers 2 be as good as the first one?
I hope this movie is 2 hours and 30 mins long with a lot of soldiers, hackers and only 15 minutes of incoherent action!!! HELL YEAH THAT WILL BE AWESOME!!!!!!!
Will it have abhorrent, horrendous, obnoxious, repulsive, shameful, terrible, ugly, swirling metal chucks, gorilla arms, unicycle retard looking Transformers in it.
Great job Bay keep lying to everybody about how your extremely expensive, hyper realistic Transformers is the only look that works and is not silly.. No middle ground between the original look and these bionicles metal junk piles....
It needs to have Shia Ledouche doing his crazy retard shtick, talking to himself and saying NoNoNoNoNoNoNoNoNoNoNo. Megan Fox trying to act and looking like a 30 year old raged out street walker whore.
More shameful masturbating close ups of her stomach... More random characters who have no purpose in the film.
What will make it funny is to have more scenes of Transformers stumbling around like morons hiding in the backyard, golden shower scenes, bumblebee farting on Sam's dad. COMEDY GOLD! Horrible Stereotypes and blatant racism. So much respect to source material....
Sure to get the Oscar this time, as long as we still have Michael Bay's AWESOME character development, 20 camera using, seizure inducing can't tell whats going on shaky cam, fast cut editing, emphatic tight close ups, helicopter in the sunset, extremely nauseating, repulsive, over the top product placement, and slow motion over dramatic explosions.
I sure hope so this movie will be AWESOME AND RAD TO THE MAX EXTREME with my A.D.D and short attention span.
Be sure not to take your riddilan when watching this great action packed popcorn blockbuster, leave your brain at the door snore fest...
What made Transformers a good movie?
1.Incoherent plot? scenes in the movie lead nowhere or had no real purpose, comedy filler, waste time, no story logic. The movie's script made it hard to suspend belief and enjoy the movie. B movie but with a bigger budget...
2.Laughably bad dialogue? "My bad" Shia "NoNoNoNoNo" Whats up lil B ****es" Touch my bush I'll kick your @$$!'' Happy Time" ect. ect. VOMIT
3. The army can kill the Decepticons? Why even have the autobots.
4.Transformers look like metal scraps glued together.
5.Dramatic scenes that fly straight out of left field? ("I'm so glad I got in the car with you.") B movie
6.Formerly respectable star sinks to a new low? John Turturro Jon Voight,Golden Shower Bumblebee pees now and farts? comedy gold....
7.Incredible overacting that is obviously encouraged by the director?
8.Bumblebee who cannot speak for no apparent reason? Damaged in battle ....please, prequel comic or motion comic just try to cover up bad story telling .Makes no sense other than that is what the director or script calls for in the movie. (no story logic.^)
Wouldn't need to waste so much time If BumbleBee could repair himself. Like Barricade repaired himself after the first fight and tell Shia that he needs the glasses!
9.Rampant racial stereotyping?" Hey Mammy "
"Speak English dude "
10.Characters with a lot of face time who end up playing no important role in the "story?"
Hackers and soldiers.
11.The action in some shots is hopelessly muddled? Shaky Cam, close ups, and quick cut editing.
12. Jazz's hilarious death scene is matched only by his hilarious eulogy? B movie
13. Transformers had little scene time due to over elaborated designs which made them too expensive? Prime shows up 70 mins into the movie.
14. Blatant over the top product placement? Takes away from the movie experience. Not just minor product placement the movie stops just for the product placement. Bumblebee updates to a newer car. The pilots getting into the F 22.
15. Transformers are secondary characters with little to no dialogue?
16. Hard to tell the Transformers apart. As long as the camera stands still long enough and the transformer is not silver. If it is an action scene forget about it..
17. For an action blockbuster there is not much action: 5 min of action in the beginning 10 min of action in the middle and 15 min of action at the end. In a 2 hr and 30 min movie. All of which jumps around from robots to humans every 2 seconds, due to the quick cut editing. Shaky Cam and close ups ruin most of the action.
18. Shia LaBarf can't act? NoNoNoNoNoNoNoNoNo BS comedy shtick, Even Stevens with robots...
19. Meagan Fox can't act? ........LMAO please
20. Michael Bay can't direct? " I make movies for 13 year old boys." Can't remember the Transformers names. Brawl is the tank Bay.. not DEVASTATOR!
Intense slow motion shots of characters
Has the camera moving during most scenes. Very rarely uses static shots.
Actors/characters in his films are almost uniformly shot in tight, emphatic close ups, framed under the hairline and above the chin.
Often has over-the-top visuals (i.e. key events taking place at sunset or dramatic events taking place behind actors doing routine activities).
Utilizes monotonic but intense musical cues during action-filled car chase scenes. Bad Boys II (2003), The Island (2005)
Uses shots of aircraft against a setting sun, especially helicopters (Armageddon (1998/I), Pearl Harbor (2001), Transformers (2007)).
Often features a slow-motion shot of an object crashing into, or tumbling towards the camera.
Uses a shot where the camera spins in a circle around characters. (Bad Boys II, Transformers)
Frequently incorporates scenes that involve characters running or moving towards the camera (almost always shot in slow-motion)
[Michael Bay on "Transformers look"]
Well, it's just, you know, listen, it's like...I didn't want to make the boxy characters, you know? Think about it, 30 feet in the air in the real world, just boxes, you know and it'd just look more fake, you know? And by adding more doo-dads, you know, stuff on the...stuff. Stuff on the robots, more car parts, and...you know you can just make it look more real.
Something close to the 80's cartoon design could have been achieved.
Nanotechnology is a legitimate reason for parts of the transformers to disappear or for mass shifting.( LIKE THE CUBE! )
Nobody wants the same thing from the cartoon.
Something CLOSER to the 80's or 2000 dreamwave comic book designs
could have been great.
Instead with now how Starscream retarded gorilla with chicken legs, Megatron's pineapple a$$hole face, alot of transformers now roll around on wheels, the constructicon is shown twice riding around on 1 wheel. Motercycle (Arcee) bots..... yep 1 wheel, Unicycle transformers The Twins ugly retard mongoloids stereotypes JAR JAR BINKS now Wheelie looks like Wall- E and Johnny Five hybrid
The outsides of the ALT MODE would be like armor that could split apart or change in minor ways to accommodate for movement.
The mass area of joints or the blocky parts can bend or reline itself.
Instead of having their guts exposed they could have the outer shell of their ALT mode act like armor.
The Nanotechnology would allow for more pleasing Aesthetic by adding simple yet believable appearance between the Alt mode armor plates and the human like areas and joints.
So you can achieve a balance between the 80's cartoon and Bayformers !
Will Transformers 2 be as good as the first one?
I hope this movie is 2 hours and 30 mins long with a lot of soldiers, hackers and only 15 minutes of incoherent action!!! HELL YEAH THAT WILL BE AWESOME!!!!!!!
Will it have abhorrent, horrendous, obnoxious, repulsive, shameful, terrible, ugly, swirling metal chucks, gorilla arms, unicycle retard looking Transformers in it.
Great job Bay keep lying to everybody about how your extremely expensive, hyper realistic Transformers is the only look that works and is not silly.. No middle ground between the original look and these bionicles metal junk piles....
It needs to have Shia Ledouche doing his crazy retard shtick, talking to himself and saying NoNoNoNoNoNoNoNoNoNoNo. Megan Fox trying to act and looking like a 30 year old raged out street walker whore.
More shameful masturbating close ups of her stomach... More random characters who have no purpose in the film.
What will make it funny is to have more scenes of Transformers stumbling around like morons hiding in the backyard, golden shower scenes, bumblebee farting on Sam's dad. COMEDY GOLD! Horrible Stereotypes and blatant racism. So much respect to source material....
Sure to get the Oscar this time, as long as we still have Michael Bay's AWESOME character development, 20 camera using, seizure inducing can't tell whats going on shaky cam, fast cut editing, emphatic tight close ups, helicopter in the sunset, extremely nauseating, repulsive, over the top product placement, and slow motion over dramatic explosions.
I sure hope so this movie will be AWESOME AND RAD TO THE MAX EXTREME with my A.D.D and short attention span.
Be sure not to take your riddilan when watching this great action packed popcorn blockbuster, leave your brain at the door snore fest...
What made Transformers a good movie?
1.Incoherent plot? scenes in the movie lead nowhere or had no real purpose, comedy filler, waste time, no story logic. The movie's script made it hard to suspend belief and enjoy the movie. B movie but with a bigger budget...
2.Laughably bad dialogue? "My bad" Shia "NoNoNoNoNo" Whats up lil B ****es" Touch my bush I'll kick your @$$!'' Happy Time" ect. ect. VOMIT
3. The army can kill the Decepticons? Why even have the autobots.
4.Transformers look like metal scraps glued together.
5.Dramatic scenes that fly straight out of left field? ("I'm so glad I got in the car with you.") B movie
6.Formerly respectable star sinks to a new low? John Turturro Jon Voight,Golden Shower Bumblebee pees now and farts? comedy gold....
7.Incredible overacting that is obviously encouraged by the director?
8.Bumblebee who cannot speak for no apparent reason? Damaged in battle ....please, prequel comic or motion comic just try to cover up bad story telling .Makes no sense other than that is what the director or script calls for in the movie. (no story logic.^)
Wouldn't need to waste so much time If BumbleBee could repair himself. Like Barricade repaired himself after the first fight and tell Shia that he needs the glasses!
9.Rampant racial stereotyping?" Hey Mammy "
"Speak English dude "
10.Characters with a lot of face time who end up playing no important role in the "story?"
Hackers and soldiers.
11.The action in some shots is hopelessly muddled? Shaky Cam, close ups, and quick cut editing.
12. Jazz's hilarious death scene is matched only by his hilarious eulogy? B movie
13. Transformers had little scene time due to over elaborated designs which made them too expensive? Prime shows up 70 mins into the movie.
14. Blatant over the top product placement? Takes away from the movie experience. Not just minor product placement the movie stops just for the product placement. Bumblebee updates to a newer car. The pilots getting into the F 22.
15. Transformers are secondary characters with little to no dialogue?
16. Hard to tell the Transformers apart. As long as the camera stands still long enough and the transformer is not silver. If it is an action scene forget about it..
17. For an action blockbuster there is not much action: 5 min of action in the beginning 10 min of action in the middle and 15 min of action at the end. In a 2 hr and 30 min movie. All of which jumps around from robots to humans every 2 seconds, due to the quick cut editing. Shaky Cam and close ups ruin most of the action.
18. Shia LaBarf can't act? NoNoNoNoNoNoNoNoNo BS comedy shtick, Even Stevens with robots...
19. Meagan Fox can't act? ........LMAO please
20. Michael Bay can't direct? " I make movies for 13 year old boys." Can't remember the Transformers names. Brawl is the tank Bay.. not DEVASTATOR!
Intense slow motion shots of characters
Has the camera moving during most scenes. Very rarely uses static shots.
Actors/characters in his films are almost uniformly shot in tight, emphatic close ups, framed under the hairline and above the chin.
Often has over-the-top visuals (i.e. key events taking place at sunset or dramatic events taking place behind actors doing routine activities).
Utilizes monotonic but intense musical cues during action-filled car chase scenes. Bad Boys II (2003), The Island (2005)
Uses shots of aircraft against a setting sun, especially helicopters (Armageddon (1998/I), Pearl Harbor (2001), Transformers (2007)).
Often features a slow-motion shot of an object crashing into, or tumbling towards the camera.
Uses a shot where the camera spins in a circle around characters. (Bad Boys II, Transformers)
Frequently incorporates scenes that involve characters running or moving towards the camera (almost always shot in slow-motion)
[Michael Bay on "Transformers look"]
Well, it's just, you know, listen, it's like...I didn't want to make the boxy characters, you know? Think about it, 30 feet in the air in the real world, just boxes, you know and it'd just look more fake, you know? And by adding more doo-dads, you know, stuff on the...stuff. Stuff on the robots, more car parts, and...you know you can just make it look more real.
Something close to the 80's cartoon design could have been achieved.
Nanotechnology is a legitimate reason for parts of the transformers to disappear or for mass shifting.( LIKE THE CUBE! )
Nobody wants the same thing from the cartoon.
Something CLOSER to the 80's or 2000 dreamwave comic book designs
could have been great.
Instead with now how Starscream retarded gorilla with chicken legs, Megatron's pineapple a$$hole face, alot of transformers now roll around on wheels, the constructicon is shown twice riding around on 1 wheel. Motercycle (Arcee) bots..... yep 1 wheel, Unicycle transformers The Twins ugly retard mongoloids stereotypes JAR JAR BINKS now Wheelie looks like Wall- E and Johnny Five hybrid
The outsides of the ALT MODE would be like armor that could split apart or change in minor ways to accommodate for movement.
The mass area of joints or the blocky parts can bend or reline itself.
Instead of having their guts exposed they could have the outer shell of their ALT mode act like armor.
The Nanotechnology would allow for more pleasing Aesthetic by adding simple yet believable appearance between the Alt mode armor plates and the human like areas and joints.
So you can achieve a balance between the 80's cartoon and Bayformers !
Will Transformers 2 be as good as the first one?
I hope this movie is 2 hours and 30 mins long with a lot of soldiers, hackers and only 15 minutes of incoherent action!!! HELL YEAH THAT WILL BE AWESOME!!!!!!!
Will it have abhorrent, horrendous, obnoxious, repulsive, shameful, terrible, ugly, swirling metal chucks, gorilla arms, unicycle retard looking Transformers in it.
Great job Bay keep lying to everybody about how your extremely expensive, hyper realistic Transformers is the only look that works and is not silly.. No middle ground between the original look and these bionicles metal junk piles....
It needs to have Shia Ledouche doing his crazy retard shtick, talking to himself and saying NoNoNoNoNoNoNoNoNoNoNo. Megan Fox trying to act and looking like a 30 year old raged out street walker whore.
More shameful masturbating close ups of her stomach... More random characters who have no purpose in the film.
What will make it funny is to have more scenes of Transformers stumbling around like morons hiding in the backyard, golden shower scenes, bumblebee farting on Sam's dad. COMEDY GOLD! Horrible Stereotypes and blatant racism. So much respect to source material....
Sure to get the Oscar this time, as long as we still have Michael Bay's AWESOME character development, 20 camera using, seizure inducing can't tell whats going on shaky cam, fast cut editing, emphatic tight close ups, helicopter in the sunset, extremely nauseating, repulsive, over the top product placement, and slow motion over dramatic explosions.
I sure hope so this movie will be AWESOME AND RAD TO THE MAX EXTREME with my A.D.D and short attention span.
Be sure not to take your riddilan when watching this great action packed popcorn blockbuster, leave your brain at the door snore fest...
What made Transformers a good movie?
1.Incoherent plot? scenes in the movie lead nowhere or had no real purpose, comedy filler, waste time, no story logic. The movie's script made it hard to suspend belief and enjoy the movie. B movie but with a bigger budget...
2.Laughably bad dialogue? "My bad" Shia "NoNoNoNoNo" Whats up lil B ****es" Touch my bush I'll kick your @$$!'' Happy Time" ect. ect. VOMIT
3. The army can kill the Decepticons? Why even have the autobots.
4.Transformers look like metal scraps glued together.
5.Dramatic scenes that fly straight out of left field? ("I'm so glad I got in the car with you.") B movie
6.Formerly respectable star sinks to a new low? John Turturro Jon Voight,Golden Shower Bumblebee pees now and farts? comedy gold....
7.Incredible overacting that is obviously encouraged by the director?
8.Bumblebee who cannot speak for no apparent reason? Damaged in battle ....please, prequel comic or motion comic just try to cover up bad story telling .Makes no sense other than that is what the director or script calls for in the movie. (no story logic.^)
Wouldn't need to waste so much time If BumbleBee could repair himself. Like Barricade repaired himself after the first fight and tell Shia that he needs the glasses!
9.Rampant racial stereotyping?" Hey Mammy "
"Speak English dude "
10.Characters with a lot of face time who end up playing no important role in the "story?"
Hackers and soldiers.
11.The action in some shots is hopelessly muddled? Shaky Cam, close ups, and quick cut editing.
12. Jazz's hilarious death scene is matched only by his hilarious eulogy? B movie
13. Transformers had little scene time due to over elaborated designs which made them too expensive? Prime shows up 70 mins into the movie.
14. Blatant over the top product placement? Takes away from the movie experience. Not just minor product placement the movie stops just for the product placement. Bumblebee updates to a newer car. The pilots getting into the F 22.
15. Transformers are secondary characters with little to no dialogue?
16. Hard to tell the Transformers apart. As long as the camera stands still long enough and the transformer is not silver. If it is an action scene forget about it..
17. For an action blockbuster there is not much action: 5 min of action in the beginning 10 min of action in the middle and 15 min of action at the end. In a 2 hr and 30 min movie. All of which jumps around from robots to humans every 2 seconds, due to the quick cut editing. Shaky Cam and close ups ruin most of the action.
18. Shia LaBarf can't act? NoNoNoNoNoNoNoNoNo BS comedy shtick, Even Stevens with robots...
19. Meagan Fox can't act? ........LMAO please
20. Michael Bay can't direct? " I make movies for 13 year old boys." Can't remember the Transformers names. Brawl is the tank Bay.. not DEVASTATOR!
Intense slow motion shots of characters
Has the camera moving during most scenes. Very rarely uses static shots.
Actors/characters in his films are almost uniformly shot in tight, emphatic close ups, framed under the hairline and above the chin.
Often has over-the-top visuals (i.e. key events taking place at sunset or dramatic events taking place behind actors doing routine activities).
Utilizes monotonic but intense musical cues during action-filled car chase scenes. Bad Boys II (2003), The Island (2005)
Uses shots of aircraft against a setting sun, especially helicopters (Armageddon (1998/I), Pearl Harbor (2001), Transformers (2007)).
Often features a slow-motion shot of an object crashing into, or tumbling towards the camera.
Uses a shot where the camera spins in a circle around characters. (Bad Boys II, Transformers)
Frequently incorporates scenes that involve characters running or moving towards the camera (almost always shot in slow-motion)
[Michael Bay on "Transformers look"]
Well, it's just, you know, listen, it's like...I didn't want to make the boxy characters, you know? Think about it, 30 feet in the air in the real world, just boxes, you know and it'd just look more fake, you know? And by adding more doo-dads, you know, stuff on the...stuff. Stuff on the robots, more car parts, and...you know you can just make it look more real.
Something close to the 80's cartoon design could have been achieved.
Nanotechnology is a legitimate reason for parts of the transformers to disappear or for mass shifting.( LIKE THE CUBE! )
Nobody wants the same thing from the cartoon.
Something CLOSER to the 80's or 2000 dreamwave comic book designs
could have been great.
Instead with now how Starscream retarded gorilla with chicken legs, Megatron's pineapple a$$hole face, alot of transformers now roll around on wheels, the constructicon is shown twice riding around on 1 wheel. Motercycle (Arcee) bots..... yep 1 wheel, Unicycle transformers The Twins ugly retard mongoloids stereotypes JAR JAR BINKS now Wheelie looks like Wall- E and Johnny Five hybrid
The outsides of the ALT MODE would be like armor that could split apart or change in minor ways to accommodate for movement.
The mass area of joints or the blocky parts can bend or reline itself.
Instead of having their guts exposed they could have the outer shell of their ALT mode act like armor.
The Nanotechnology would allow for more pleasing Aesthetic by adding simple yet believable appearance between the Alt mode armor plates and the human like areas and joints.
So you can achieve a balance between the 80's cartoon and Bayformers !
Will Transformers 2 be as good as the first one?
I hope this movie is 2 hours and 30 mins long with a lot of soldiers, hackers and only 15 minutes of incoherent action!!! HELL YEAH THAT WILL BE AWESOME!!!!!!!
Will it have abhorrent, horrendous, obnoxious, repulsive, shameful, terrible, ugly, swirling metal chucks, gorilla arms, unicycle retard looking Transformers in it.
Great job Bay keep lying to everybody about how your extremely expensive, hyper realistic Transformers is the only look that works and is not silly.. No middle ground between the original look and these bionicles metal junk piles....
It needs to have Shia Ledouche doing his crazy retard shtick, talking to himself and saying NoNoNoNoNoNoNoNoNoNoNo. Megan Fox trying to act and looking like a 30 year old raged out street walker whore.
More shameful masturbating close ups of her stomach... More random characters who have no purpose in the film.
What will make it funny is to have more scenes of Transformers stumbling around like morons hiding in the backyard, golden shower scenes, bumblebee farting on Sam's dad. COMEDY GOLD! Horrible Stereotypes and blatant racism. So much respect to source material....
Sure to get the Oscar this time, as long as we still have Michael Bay's AWESOME character development, 20 camera using, seizure inducing can't tell whats going on shaky cam, fast cut editing, emphatic tight close ups, helicopter in the sunset, extremely nauseating, repulsive, over the top product placement, and slow motion over dramatic explosions.
I sure hope so this movie will be AWESOME AND RAD TO THE MAX EXTREME with my A.D.D and short attention span.
Be sure not to take your riddilan when watching this great action packed popcorn blockbuster, leave your brain at the door snore fest...
What made Transformers a good movie?
1.Incoherent plot? scenes in the movie lead nowhere or had no real purpose, comedy filler, waste time, no story logic. The movie's script made it hard to suspend belief and enjoy the movie. B movie but with a bigger budget...
2.Laughably bad dialogue? "My bad" Shia "NoNoNoNoNo" Whats up lil B ****es" Touch my bush I'll kick your @$$!'' Happy Time" ect. ect. VOMIT
3. The army can kill the Decepticons? Why even have the autobots.
4.Transformers look like metal scraps glued together.
5.Dramatic scenes that fly straight out of left field? ("I'm so glad I got in the car with you.") B movie
6.Formerly respectable star sinks to a new low? John Turturro Jon Voight,Golden Shower Bumblebee pees now and farts? comedy gold....
7.Incredible overacting that is obviously encouraged by the director?
8.Bumblebee who cannot speak for no apparent reason? Damaged in battle ....please, prequel comic or motion comic just try to cover up bad story telling .Makes no sense other than that is what the director or script calls for in the movie. (no story logic.^)
Wouldn't need to waste so much time If BumbleBee could repair himself. Like Barricade repaired himself after the first fight and tell Shia that he needs the glasses!
9.Rampant racial stereotyping?" Hey Mammy "
"Speak English dude "
10.Characters with a lot of face time who end up playing no important role in the "story?"
Hackers and soldiers.
11.The action in some shots is hopelessly muddled? Shaky Cam, close ups, and quick cut editing.
12. Jazz's hilarious death scene is matched only by his hilarious eulogy? B movie
13. Transformers had little scene time due to over elaborated designs which made them too expensive? Prime shows up 70 mins into the movie.
14. Blatant over the top product placement? Takes away from the movie experience. Not just minor product placement the movie stops just for the product placement. Bumblebee updates to a newer car. The pilots getting into the F 22.
15. Transformers are secondary characters with little to no dialogue?
16. Hard to tell the Transformers apart. As long as the camera stands still long enough and the transformer is not silver. If it is an action scene forget about it..
17. For an action blockbuster there is not much action: 5 min of action in the beginning 10 min of action in the middle and 15 min of action at the end. In a 2 hr and 30 min movie. All of which jumps around from robots to humans every 2 seconds, due to the quick cut editing. Shaky Cam and close ups ruin most of the action.
18. Shia LaBarf can't act? NoNoNoNoNoNoNoNoNo BS comedy shtick, Even Stevens with robots...
19. Meagan Fox can't act? ........LMAO please
20. Michael Bay can't direct? " I make movies for 13 year old boys." Can't remember the Transformers names. Brawl is the tank Bay.. not DEVASTATOR!
Intense slow motion shots of characters
Has the camera moving during most scenes. Very rarely uses static shots.
Actors/characters in his films are almost uniformly shot in tight, emphatic close ups, framed under the hairline and above the chin.
Often has over-the-top visuals (i.e. key events taking place at sunset or dramatic events taking place behind actors doing routine activities).
Utilizes monotonic but intense musical cues during action-filled car chase scenes. Bad Boys II (2003), The Island (2005)
Uses shots of aircraft against a setting sun, especially helicopters (Armageddon (1998/I), Pearl Harbor (2001), Transformers (2007)).
Often features a slow-motion shot of an object crashing into, or tumbling towards the camera.
Uses a shot where the camera spins in a circle around characters. (Bad Boys II, Transformers)
Frequently incorporates scenes that involve characters running or moving towards the camera (almost always shot in slow-motion)
[Michael Bay on "Transformers look"]
Well, it's just, you know, listen, it's like...I didn't want to make the boxy characters, you know? Think about it, 30 feet in the air in the real world, just boxes, you know and it'd just look more fake, you know? And by adding more doo-dads, you know, stuff on the...stuff. Stuff on the robots, more car parts, and...you know you can just make it look more real.
Something close to the 80's cartoon design could have been achieved.
Nanotechnology is a legitimate reason for parts of the transformers to disappear or for mass shifting.( LIKE THE CUBE! )
Nobody wants the same thing from the cartoon.
Something CLOSER to the 80's or 2000 dreamwave comic book designs
could have been great.
Instead with now how Starscream retarded gorilla with chicken legs, Megatron's pineapple a$$hole face, alot of transformers now roll around on wheels, the constructicon is shown twice riding around on 1 wheel. Motercycle (Arcee) bots..... yep 1 wheel, Unicycle transformers The Twins ugly retard mongoloids stereotypes JAR JAR BINKS now Wheelie looks like Wall- E and Johnny Five hybrid
The outsides of the ALT MODE would be like armor that could split apart or change in minor ways to accommodate for movement.
The mass area of joints or the blocky parts can bend or reline itself.
Instead of having their guts exposed they could have the outer shell of their ALT mode act like armor.
The Nanotechnology would allow for more pleasing Aesthetic by adding simple yet believable appearance between the Alt mode armor plates and the human like areas and joints.
So you can achieve a balance between the 80's cartoon and Bayformers !
Will Transformers 2 be as good as the first one?
I hope this movie is 2 hours and 30 mins long with a lot of soldiers, hackers and only 15 minutes of incoherent action!!! HELL YEAH THAT WILL BE AWESOME!!!!!!!
Will it have abhorrent, horrendous, obnoxious, repulsive, shameful, terrible, ugly, swirling metal chucks, gorilla arms, unicycle retard looking Transformers in it.
Great job Bay keep lying to everybody about how your extremely expensive, hyper realistic Transformers is the only look that works and is not silly.. No middle ground between the original look and these bionicles metal junk piles....
It needs to have Shia Ledouche doing his crazy retard shtick, talking to himself and saying NoNoNoNoNoNoNoNoNoNoNo. Megan Fox trying to act and looking like a 30 year old raged out street walker whore.
More shameful masturbating close ups of her stomach... More random characters who have no purpose in the film.
What will make it funny is to have more scenes of Transformers stumbling around like morons hiding in the backyard, golden shower scenes, bumblebee farting on Sam's dad. COMEDY GOLD! Horrible Stereotypes and blatant racism. So much respect to source material....
Sure to get the Oscar this time, as long as we still have Michael Bay's AWESOME character development, 20 camera using, seizure inducing can't tell whats going on shaky cam, fast cut editing, emphatic tight close ups, helicopter in the sunset, extremely nauseating, repulsive, over the top product placement, and slow motion over dramatic explosions.
I sure hope so this movie will be AWESOME AND RAD TO THE MAX EXTREME with my A.D.D and short attention span.
Be sure not to take your riddilan when watching this great action packed popcorn blockbuster, leave your brain at the door snore fest...
What made Transformers a good movie?
1.Incoherent plot? scenes in the movie lead nowhere or had no real purpose, comedy filler, waste time, no story logic. The movie's script made it hard to suspend belief and enjoy the movie. B movie but with a bigger budget...
2.Laughably bad dialogue? "My bad" Shia "NoNoNoNoNo" Whats up lil B ****es" Touch my bush I'll kick your @$$!'' Happy Time" ect. ect. VOMIT
3. The army can kill the Decepticons? Why even have the autobots.
4.Transformers look like metal scraps glued together.
5.Dramatic scenes that fly straight out of left field? ("I'm so glad I got in the car with you.") B movie
6.Formerly respectable star sinks to a new low? John Turturro Jon Voight,Golden Shower Bumblebee pees now and farts? comedy gold....
7.Incredible overacting that is obviously encouraged by the director?
8.Bumblebee who cannot speak for no apparent reason? Damaged in battle ....please, prequel comic or motion comic just try to cover up bad story telling .Makes no sense other than that is what the director or script calls for in the movie. (no story logic.^)
Wouldn't need to waste so much time If BumbleBee could repair himself. Like Barricade repaired himself after the first fight and tell Shia that he needs the glasses!
9.Rampant racial stereotyping?" Hey Mammy "
"Speak English dude "
10.Characters with a lot of face time who end up playing no important role in the "story?"
Hackers and soldiers.
11.The action in some shots is hopelessly muddled? Shaky Cam, close ups, and quick cut editing.
12. Jazz's hilarious death scene is matched only by his hilarious eulogy? B movie
13. Transformers had little scene time due to over elaborated designs which made them too expensive? Prime shows up 70 mins into the movie.
14. Blatant over the top product placement? Takes away from the movie experience. Not just minor product placement the movie stops just for the product placement. Bumblebee updates to a newer car. The pilots getting into the F 22.
15. Transformers are secondary characters with little to no dialogue?
16. Hard to tell the Transformers apart. As long as the camera stands still long enough and the transformer is not silver. If it is an action scene forget about it..
17. For an action blockbuster there is not much action: 5 min of action in the beginning 10 min of action in the middle and 15 min of action at the end. In a 2 hr and 30 min movie. All of which jumps around from robots to humans every 2 seconds, due to the quick cut editing. Shaky Cam and close ups ruin most of the action.
18. Shia LaBarf can't act? NoNoNoNoNoNoNoNoNo BS comedy shtick, Even Stevens with robots...
19. Meagan Fox can't act? ........LMAO please
20. Michael Bay can't direct? " I make movies for 13 year old boys." Can't remember the Transformers names. Brawl is the tank Bay.. not DEVASTATOR!
Intense slow motion shots of characters
Has the camera moving during most scenes. Very rarely uses static shots.
Actors/characters in his films are almost uniformly shot in tight, emphatic close ups, framed under the hairline and above the chin.
Often has over-the-top visuals (i.e. key events taking place at sunset or dramatic events taking place behind actors doing routine activities).
Utilizes monotonic but intense musical cues during action-filled car chase scenes. Bad Boys II (2003), The Island (2005)
Uses shots of aircraft against a setting sun, especially helicopters (Armageddon (1998/I), Pearl Harbor (2001), Transformers (2007)).
Often features a slow-motion shot of an object crashing into, or tumbling towards the camera.
Uses a shot where the camera spins in a circle around characters. (Bad Boys II, Transformers)
Frequently incorporates scenes that involve characters running or moving towards the camera (almost always shot in slow-motion)
[Michael Bay on "Transformers look"]
Well, it's just, you know, listen, it's like...I didn't want to make the boxy characters, you know? Think about it, 30 feet in the air in the real world, just boxes, you know and it'd just look more fake, you know? And by adding more doo-dads, you know, stuff on the...stuff. Stuff on the robots, more car parts, and...you know you can just make it look more real.
Something close to the 80's cartoon design could have been achieved.
Nanotechnology is a legitimate reason for parts of the transformers to disappear or for mass shifting.( LIKE THE CUBE! )
Nobody wants the same thing from the cartoon.
Something CLOSER to the 80's or 2000 dreamwave comic book designs
could have been great.
Instead with now how Starscream retarded gorilla with chicken legs, Megatron's pineapple a$$hole face, alot of transformers now roll around on wheels, the constructicon is shown twice riding around on 1 wheel. Motercycle (Arcee) bots..... yep 1 wheel, Unicycle transformers The Twins ugly retard mongoloids stereotypes JAR JAR BINKS now Wheelie looks like Wall- E and Johnny Five hybrid
The outsides of the ALT MODE would be like armor that could split apart or change in minor ways to accommodate for movement.
The mass area of joints or the blocky parts can bend or reline itself.
Instead of having their guts exposed they could have the outer shell of their ALT mode act like armor.
The Nanotechnology would allow for more pleasing Aesthetic by adding simple yet believable appearance between the Alt mode armor plates and the human like areas and joints.
So you can achieve a balance between the 80's cartoon and Bayformers !
Will Transformers 2 be as good as the first one?
I hope this movie is 2 hours and 30 mins long with a lot of soldiers, hackers and only 15 minutes of incoherent action!!! HELL YEAH THAT WILL BE AWESOME!!!!!!!
Will it have abhorrent, horrendous, obnoxious, repulsive, shameful, terrible, ugly, swirling metal chucks, gorilla arms, unicycle retard looking Transformers in it.
Great job Bay keep lying to everybody about how your extremely expensive, hyper realistic Transformers is the only look that works and is not silly.. No middle ground between the original look and these bionicles metal junk piles....
It needs to have Shia Ledouche doing his crazy retard shtick, talking to himself and saying NoNoNoNoNoNoNoNoNoNoNo. Megan Fox trying to act and looking like a 30 year old raged out street walker whore.
More shameful masturbating close ups of her stomach... More random characters who have no purpose in the film.
What will make it funny is to have more scenes of Transformers stumbling around like morons hiding in the backyard, golden shower scenes, bumblebee farting on Sam's dad. COMEDY GOLD! Horrible Stereotypes and blatant racism. So much respect to source material....
Sure to get the Oscar this time, as long as we still have Michael Bay's AWESOME character development, 20 camera using, seizure inducing can't tell whats going on shaky cam, fast cut editing, emphatic tight close ups, helicopter in the sunset, extremely nauseating, repulsive, over the top product placement, and slow motion over dramatic explosions.
I sure hope so this movie will be AWESOME AND RAD TO THE MAX EXTREME with my A.D.D and short attention span.
Be sure not to take your riddilan when watching this great action packed popcorn blockbuster, leave your brain at the door snore fest...
What made Transformers a good movie?
1.Incoherent plot? scenes in the movie lead nowhere or had no real purpose, comedy filler, waste time, no story logic. The movie's script made it hard to suspend belief and enjoy the movie. B movie but with a bigger budget...
2.Laughably bad dialogue? "My bad" Shia "NoNoNoNoNo" Whats up lil B ****es" Touch my bush I'll kick your @$$!'' Happy Time" ect. ect. VOMIT
3. The army can kill the Decepticons? Why even have the autobots.
4.Transformers look like metal scraps glued together.
5.Dramatic scenes that fly straight out of left field? ("I'm so glad I got in the car with you.") B movie
6.Formerly respectable star sinks to a new low? John Turturro Jon Voight,Golden Shower Bumblebee pees now and farts? comedy gold....
7.Incredible overacting that is obviously encouraged by the director?
8.Bumblebee who cannot speak for no apparent reason? Damaged in battle ....please, prequel comic or motion comic just try to cover up bad story telling .Makes no sense other than that is what the director or script calls for in the movie. (no story logic.^)
Wouldn't need to waste so much time If BumbleBee could repair himself. Like Barricade repaired himself after the first fight and tell Shia that he needs the glasses!
9.Rampant racial stereotyping?" Hey Mammy "
"Speak English dude "
10.Characters with a lot of face time who end up playing no important role in the "story?"
Hackers and soldiers.
11.The action in some shots is hopelessly muddled? Shaky Cam, close ups, and quick cut editing.
12. Jazz's hilarious death scene is matched only by his hilarious eulogy? B movie
13. Transformers had little scene time due to over elaborated designs which made them too expensive? Prime shows up 70 mins into the movie.
14. Blatant over the top product placement? Takes away from the movie experience. Not just minor product placement the movie stops just for the product placement. Bumblebee updates to a newer car. The pilots getting into the F 22.
15. Transformers are secondary characters with little to no dialogue?
16. Hard to tell the Transformers apart. As long as the camera stands still long enough and the transformer is not silver. If it is an action scene forget about it..
17. For an action blockbuster there is not much action: 5 min of action in the beginning 10 min of action in the middle and 15 min of action at the end. In a 2 hr and 30 min movie. All of which jumps around from robots to humans every 2 seconds, due to the quick cut editing. Shaky Cam and close ups ruin most of the action.
18. Shia LaBarf can't act? NoNoNoNoNoNoNoNoNo BS comedy shtick, Even Stevens with robots...
19. Meagan Fox can't act? ........LMAO please
20. Michael Bay can't direct? " I make movies for 13 year old boys." Can't remember the Transformers names. Brawl is the tank Bay.. not DEVASTATOR!
Intense slow motion shots of characters
Has the camera moving during most scenes. Very rarely uses static shots.
Actors/characters in his films are almost uniformly shot in tight, emphatic close ups, framed under the hairline and above the chin.
Often has over-the-top visuals (i.e. key events taking place at sunset or dramatic events taking place behind actors doing routine activities).
Utilizes monotonic but intense musical cues during action-filled car chase scenes. Bad Boys II (2003), The Island (2005)
Uses shots of aircraft against a setting sun, especially helicopters (Armageddon (1998/I), Pearl Harbor (2001), Transformers (2007)).
Often features a slow-motion shot of an object crashing into, or tumbling towards the camera.
Uses a shot where the camera spins in a circle around characters. (Bad Boys II, Transformers)
Frequently incorporates scenes that involve characters running or moving towards the camera (almost always shot in slow-motion)
[Michael Bay on "Transformers look"]
Well, it's just, you know, listen, it's like...I didn't want to make the boxy characters, you know? Think about it, 30 feet in the air in the real world, just boxes, you know and it'd just look more fake, you know? And by adding more doo-dads, you know, stuff on the...stuff. Stuff on the robots, more car parts, and...you know you can just make it look more real.
Something close to the 80's cartoon design could have been achieved.
Nanotechnology is a legitimate reason for parts of the transformers to disappear or for mass shifting.( LIKE THE CUBE! )
Nobody wants the same thing from the cartoon.
Something CLOSER to the 80's or 2000 dreamwave comic book designs
could have been great.
Instead with now how Starscream retarded gorilla with chicken legs, Megatron's pineapple a$$hole face, alot of transformers now roll around on wheels, the constructicon is shown twice riding around on 1 wheel. Motercycle (Arcee) bots..... yep 1 wheel, Unicycle transformers The Twins ugly retard mongoloids stereotypes JAR JAR BINKS now Wheelie looks like Wall- E and Johnny Five hybrid
The outsides of the ALT MODE would be like armor that could split apart or change in minor ways to accommodate for movement.
The mass area of joints or the blocky parts can bend or reline itself.
Instead of having their guts exposed they could have the outer shell of their ALT mode act like armor.
The Nanotechnology would allow for more pleasing Aesthetic by adding simple yet believable appearance between the Alt mode armor plates and the human like areas and joints.
So you can achieve a balance between the 80's cartoon and Bayformers !
Will Transformers 2 be as good as the first one?
I hope this movie is 2 hours and 30 mins long with a lot of soldiers, hackers and only 15 minutes of incoherent action!!! HELL YEAH THAT WILL BE AWESOME!!!!!!!
Will it have abhorrent, horrendous, obnoxious, repulsive, shameful, terrible, ugly, swirling metal chucks, gorilla arms, unicycle retard looking Transformers in it.
Great job Bay keep lying to everybody about how your extremely expensive, hyper realistic Transformers is the only look that works and is not silly.. No middle ground between the original look and these bionicles metal junk piles....
It needs to have Shia Ledouche doing his crazy retard shtick, talking to himself and saying NoNoNoNoNoNoNoNoNoNoNo. Megan Fox trying to act and looking like a 30 year old raged out street walker whore.
More shameful masturbating close ups of her stomach... More random characters who have no purpose in the film.
What will make it funny is to have more scenes of Transformers stumbling around like morons hiding in the backyard, golden shower scenes, bumblebee farting on Sam's dad. COMEDY GOLD! Horrible Stereotypes and blatant racism. So much respect to source material....
Sure to get the Oscar this time, as long as we still have Michael Bay's AWESOME character development, 20 camera using, seizure inducing can't tell whats going on shaky cam, fast cut editing, emphatic tight close ups, helicopter in the sunset, extremely nauseating, repulsive, over the top product placement, and slow motion over dramatic explosions.
I sure hope so this movie will be AWESOME AND RAD TO THE MAX EXTREME with my A.D.D and short attention span.
Be sure not to take your riddilan when watching this great action packed popcorn blockbuster, leave your brain at the door snore fest...
What made Transformers a good movie?
1.Incoherent plot? scenes in the movie lead nowhere or had no real purpose, comedy filler, waste time, no story logic. The movie's script made it hard to suspend belief and enjoy the movie. B movie but with a bigger budget...
2.Laughably bad dialogue? "My bad" Shia "NoNoNoNoNo" Whats up lil B ****es" Touch my bush I'll kick your @$$!'' Happy Time" ect. ect. VOMIT
3. The army can kill the Decepticons? Why even have the autobots.
4.Transformers look like metal scraps glued together.
5.Dramatic scenes that fly straight out of left field? ("I'm so glad I got in the car with you.") B movie
6.Formerly respectable star sinks to a new low? John Turturro Jon Voight,Golden Shower Bumblebee pees now and farts? comedy gold....
7.Incredible overacting that is obviously encouraged by the director?
8.Bumblebee who cannot speak for no apparent reason? Damaged in battle ....please, prequel comic or motion comic just try to cover up bad story telling .Makes no sense other than that is what the director or script calls for in the movie. (no story logic.^)
Wouldn't need to waste so much time If BumbleBee could repair himself. Like Barricade repaired himself after the first fight and tell Shia that he needs the glasses!
9.Rampant racial stereotyping?" Hey Mammy "
"Speak English dude "
10.Characters with a lot of face time who end up playing no important role in the "story?"
Hackers and soldiers.
11.The action in some shots is hopelessly muddled? Shaky Cam, close ups, and quick cut editing.
12. Jazz's hilarious death scene is matched only by his hilarious eulogy? B movie
13. Transformers had little scene time due to over elaborated designs which made them too expensive? Prime shows up 70 mins into the movie.
14. Blatant over the top product placement? Takes away from the movie experience. Not just minor product placement the movie stops just for the product placement. Bumblebee updates to a newer car. The pilots getting into the F 22.
15. Transformers are secondary characters with little to no dialogue?
16. Hard to tell the Transformers apart. As long as the camera stands still long enough and the transformer is not silver. If it is an action scene forget about it..
17. For an action blockbuster there is not much action: 5 min of action in the beginning 10 min of action in the middle and 15 min of action at the end. In a 2 hr and 30 min movie. All of which jumps around from robots to humans every 2 seconds, due to the quick cut editing. Shaky Cam and close ups ruin most of the action.
18. Shia LaBarf can't act? NoNoNoNoNoNoNoNoNo BS comedy shtick, Even Stevens with robots...
19. Meagan Fox can't act? ........LMAO please
20. Michael Bay can't direct? " I make movies for 13 year old boys." Can't remember the Transformers names. Brawl is the tank Bay.. not DEVASTATOR!
Intense slow motion shots of characters
Has the camera moving during most scenes. Very rarely uses static shots.
Actors/characters in his films are almost uniformly shot in tight, emphatic close ups, framed under the hairline and above the chin.
Often has over-the-top visuals (i.e. key events taking place at sunset or dramatic events taking place behind actors doing routine activities).
Utilizes monotonic but intense musical cues during action-filled car chase scenes. Bad Boys II (2003), The Island (2005)
Uses shots of aircraft against a setting sun, especially helicopters (Armageddon (1998/I), Pearl Harbor (2001), Transformers (2007)).
Often features a slow-motion shot of an object crashing into, or tumbling towards the camera.
Uses a shot where the camera spins in a circle around characters. (Bad Boys II, Transformers)
Frequently incorporates scenes that involve characters running or moving towards the camera (almost always shot in slow-motion)
[Michael Bay on "Transformers look"]
Well, it's just, you know, listen, it's like...I didn't want to make the boxy characters, you know? Think about it, 30 feet in the air in the real world, just boxes, you know and it'd just look more fake, you know? And by adding more doo-dads, you know, stuff on the...stuff. Stuff on the robots, more car parts, and...you know you can just make it look more real.
Something close to the 80's cartoon design could have been achieved.
Nanotechnology is a legitimate reason for parts of the transformers to disappear or for mass shifting.( LIKE THE CUBE! )
Nobody wants the same thing from the cartoon.
Something CLOSER to the 80's or 2000 dreamwave comic book designs
could have been great.
Instead with now how Starscream retarded gorilla with chicken legs, Megatron's pineapple a$$hole face, alot of transformers now roll around on wheels, the constructicon is shown twice riding around on 1 wheel. Motercycle (Arcee) bots..... yep 1 wheel, Unicycle transformers The Twins ugly retard mongoloids stereotypes JAR JAR BINKS now Wheelie looks like Wall- E and Johnny Five hybrid
The outsides of the ALT MODE would be like armor that could split apart or change in minor ways to accommodate for movement.
The mass area of joints or the blocky parts can bend or reline itself.
Instead of having their guts exposed they could have the outer shell of their ALT mode act like armor.
The Nanotechnology would allow for more pleasing Aesthetic by adding simple yet believable appearance between the Alt mode armor plates and the human like areas and joints.
So you can achieve a balance between the 80's cartoon and Bayformers !
Will Transformers 2 be as good as the first one?
I hope this movie is 2 hours and 30 mins long with a lot of soldiers, hackers and only 15 minutes of incoherent action!!! HELL YEAH THAT WILL BE AWESOME!!!!!!!
Will it have abhorrent, horrendous, obnoxious, repulsive, shameful, terrible, ugly, swirling metal chucks, gorilla arms, unicycle retard looking Transformers in it.
Great job Bay keep lying to everybody about how your extremely expensive, hyper realistic Transformers is the only look that works and is not silly.. No middle ground between the original look and these bionicles metal junk piles....
It needs to have Shia Ledouche doing his crazy retard shtick, talking to himself and saying NoNoNoNoNoNoNoNoNoNoNo. Megan Fox trying to act and looking like a 30 year old raged out street walker whore.
More shameful masturbating close ups of her stomach... More random characters who have no purpose in the film.
What will make it funny is to have more scenes of Transformers stumbling around like morons hiding in the backyard, golden shower scenes, bumblebee farting on Sam's dad. COMEDY GOLD! Horrible Stereotypes and blatant racism. So much respect to source material....
Sure to get the Oscar this time, as long as we still have Michael Bay's AWESOME character development, 20 camera using, seizure inducing can't tell whats going on shaky cam, fast cut editing, emphatic tight close ups, helicopter in the sunset, extremely nauseating, repulsive, over the top product placement, and slow motion over dramatic explosions.
I sure hope so this movie will be AWESOME AND RAD TO THE MAX EXTREME with my A.D.D and short attention span.
Be sure not to take your riddilan when watching this great action packed popcorn blockbuster, leave your brain at the door snore fest...
What made Transformers a good movie?
1.Incoherent plot? scenes in the movie lead nowhere or had no real purpose, comedy filler, waste time, no story logic. The movie's script made it hard to suspend belief and enjoy the movie. B movie but with a bigger budget...
2.Laughably bad dialogue? "My bad" Shia "NoNoNoNoNo" Whats up lil B ****es" Touch my bush I'll kick your @$$!'' Happy Time" ect. ect. VOMIT
3. The army can kill the Decepticons? Why even have the autobots.
4.Transformers look like metal scraps glued together.
5.Dramatic scenes that fly straight out of left field? ("I'm so glad I got in the car with you.") B movie
6.Formerly respectable star sinks to a new low? John Turturro Jon Voight,Golden Shower Bumblebee pees now and farts? comedy gold....
7.Incredible overacting that is obviously encouraged by the director?
8.Bumblebee who cannot speak for no apparent reason? Damaged in battle ....please, prequel comic or motion comic just try to cover up bad story telling .Makes no sense other than that is what the director or script calls for in the movie. (no story logic.^)
Wouldn't need to waste so much time If BumbleBee could repair himself. Like Barricade repaired himself after the first fight and tell Shia that he needs the glasses!
9.Rampant racial stereotyping?" Hey Mammy "
"Speak English dude "
10.Characters with a lot of face time who end up playing no important role in the "story?"
Hackers and soldiers.
11.The action in some shots is hopelessly muddled? Shaky Cam, close ups, and quick cut editing.
12. Jazz's hilarious death scene is matched only by his hilarious eulogy? B movie
13. Transformers had little scene time due to over elaborated designs which made them too expensive? Prime shows up 70 mins into the movie.
14. Blatant over the top product placement? Takes away from the movie experience. Not just minor product placement the movie stops just for the product placement. Bumblebee updates to a newer car. The pilots getting into the F 22.
15. Transformers are secondary characters with little to no dialogue?
16. Hard to tell the Transformers apart. As long as the camera stands still long enough and the transformer is not silver. If it is an action scene forget about it..
17. For an action blockbuster there is not much action: 5 min of action in the beginning 10 min of action in the middle and 15 min of action at the end. In a 2 hr and 30 min movie. All of which jumps around from robots to humans every 2 seconds, due to the quick cut editing. Shaky Cam and close ups ruin most of the action.
18. Shia LaBarf can't act? NoNoNoNoNoNoNoNoNo BS comedy shtick, Even Stevens with robots...
19. Meagan Fox can't act? ........LMAO please
20. Michael Bay can't direct? " I make movies for 13 year old boys." Can't remember the Transformers names. Brawl is the tank Bay.. not DEVASTATOR!
Intense slow motion shots of characters
Has the camera moving during most scenes. Very rarely uses static shots.
Actors/characters in his films are almost uniformly shot in tight, emphatic close ups, framed under the hairline and above the chin.
Often has over-the-top visuals (i.e. key events taking place at sunset or dramatic events taking place behind actors doing routine activities).
Utilizes monotonic but intense musical cues during action-filled car chase scenes. Bad Boys II (2003), The Island (2005)
Uses shots of aircraft against a setting sun, especially helicopters (Armageddon (1998/I), Pearl Harbor (2001), Transformers (2007)).
Often features a slow-motion shot of an object crashing into, or tumbling towards the camera.
Uses a shot where the camera spins in a circle around characters. (Bad Boys II, Transformers)
Frequently incorporates scenes that involve characters running or moving towards the camera (almost always shot in slow-motion)
[Michael Bay on "Transformers look"]
Well, it's just, you know, listen, it's like...I didn't want to make the boxy characters, you know? Think about it, 30 feet in the air in the real world, just boxes, you know and it'd just look more fake, you know? And by adding more doo-dads, you know, stuff on the...stuff. Stuff on the robots, more car parts, and...you know you can just make it look more real.
Something close to the 80's cartoon design could have been achieved.
Nanotechnology is a legitimate reason for parts of the transformers to disappear or for mass shifting.( LIKE THE CUBE! )
Nobody wants the same thing from the cartoon.
Something CLOSER to the 80's or 2000 dreamwave comic book designs
could have been great.
Instead with now how Starscream retarded gorilla with chicken legs, Megatron's pineapple a$$hole face, alot of transformers now roll around on wheels, the constructicon is shown twice riding around on 1 wheel. Motercycle (Arcee) bots..... yep 1 wheel, Unicycle transformers The Twins ugly retard mongoloids stereotypes JAR JAR BINKS now Wheelie looks like Wall- E and Johnny Five hybrid
The outsides of the ALT MODE would be like armor that could split apart or change in minor ways to accommodate for movement.
The mass area of joints or the blocky parts can bend or reline itself.
Instead of having their guts exposed they could have the outer shell of their ALT mode act like armor.
The Nanotechnology would allow for more pleasing Aesthetic by adding simple yet believable appearance between the Alt mode armor plates and the human like areas and joints.
So you can achieve a balance between the 80's cartoon and Bayformers !
Will Transformers 2 be as good as the first one?
I hope this movie is 2 hours and 30 mins long with a lot of soldiers, hackers and only 15 minutes of incoherent action!!! HELL YEAH THAT WILL BE AWESOME!!!!!!!
Will it have abhorrent, horrendous, obnoxious, repulsive, shameful, terrible, ugly, swirling metal chucks, gorilla arms, unicycle retard looking Transformers in it.
Great job Bay keep lying to everybody about how your extremely expensive, hyper realistic Transformers is the only look that works and is not silly.. No middle ground between the original look and these bionicles metal junk piles....
It needs to have Shia Ledouche doing his crazy retard shtick, talking to himself and saying NoNoNoNoNoNoNoNoNoNoNo. Megan Fox trying to act and looking like a 30 year old raged out street walker whore.
More shameful masturbating close ups of her stomach... More random characters who have no purpose in the film.
What will make it funny is to have more scenes of Transformers stumbling around like morons hiding in the backyard, golden shower scenes, bumblebee farting on Sam's dad. COMEDY GOLD! Horrible Stereotypes and blatant racism. So much respect to source material....
Sure to get the Oscar this time, as long as we still have Michael Bay's AWESOME character development, 20 camera using, seizure inducing can't tell whats going on shaky cam, fast cut editing, emphatic tight close ups, helicopter in the sunset, extremely nauseating, repulsive, over the top product placement, and slow motion over dramatic explosions.
I sure hope so this movie will be AWESOME AND RAD TO THE MAX EXTREME with my A.D.D and short attention span.
Be sure not to take your riddilan when watching this great action packed popcorn blockbuster, leave your brain at the door snore fest...
What made Transformers a good movie?
1.Incoherent plot? scenes in the movie lead nowhere or had no real purpose, comedy filler, waste time, no story logic. The movie's script made it hard to suspend belief and enjoy the movie. B movie but with a bigger budget...
2.Laughably bad dialogue? "My bad" Shia "NoNoNoNoNo" Whats up lil B ****es" Touch my bush I'll kick your @$$!'' Happy Time" ect. ect. VOMIT
3. The army can kill the Decepticons? Why even have the autobots.
4.Transformers look like metal scraps glued together.
5.Dramatic scenes that fly straight out of left field? ("I'm so glad I got in the car with you.") B movie
6.Formerly respectable star sinks to a new low? John Turturro Jon Voight,Golden Shower Bumblebee pees now and farts? comedy gold....
7.Incredible overacting that is obviously encouraged by the director?
8.Bumblebee who cannot speak for no apparent reason? Damaged in battle ....please, prequel comic or motion comic just try to cover up bad story telling .Makes no sense other than that is what the director or script calls for in the movie. (no story logic.^)
Wouldn't need to waste so much time If BumbleBee could repair himself. Like Barricade repaired himself after the first fight and tell Shia that he needs the glasses!
9.Rampant racial stereotyping?" Hey Mammy "
"Speak English dude "
10.Characters with a lot of face time who end up playing no important role in the "story?"
Hackers and soldiers.
11.The action in some shots is hopelessly muddled? Shaky Cam, close ups, and quick cut editing.
12. Jazz's hilarious death scene is matched only by his hilarious eulogy? B movie
13. Transformers had little scene time due to over elaborated designs which made them too expensive? Prime shows up 70 mins into the movie.
14. Blatant over the top product placement? Takes away from the movie experience. Not just minor product placement the movie stops just for the product placement. Bumblebee updates to a newer car. The pilots getting into the F 22.
15. Transformers are secondary characters with little to no dialogue?
16. Hard to tell the Transformers apart. As long as the camera stands still long enough and the transformer is not silver. If it is an action scene forget about it..
17. For an action blockbuster there is not much action: 5 min of action in the beginning 10 min of action in the middle and 15 min of action at the end. In a 2 hr and 30 min movie. All of which jumps around from robots to humans every 2 seconds, due to the quick cut editing. Shaky Cam and close ups ruin most of the action.
18. Shia LaBarf can't act? NoNoNoNoNoNoNoNoNo BS comedy shtick, Even Stevens with robots...
19. Meagan Fox can't act? ........LMAO please
20. Michael Bay can't direct? " I make movies for 13 year old boys." Can't remember the Transformers names. Brawl is the tank Bay.. not DEVASTATOR!
Intense slow motion shots of characters
Has the camera moving during most scenes. Very rarely uses static shots.
Actors/characters in his films are almost uniformly shot in tight, emphatic close ups, framed under the hairline and above the chin.
Often has over-the-top visuals (i.e. key events taking place at sunset or dramatic events taking place behind actors doing routine activities).
Utilizes monotonic but intense musical cues during action-filled car chase scenes. Bad Boys II (2003), The Island (2005)
Uses shots of aircraft against a setting sun, especially helicopters (Armageddon (1998/I), Pearl Harbor (2001), Transformers (2007)).
Often features a slow-motion shot of an object crashing into, or tumbling towards the camera.
Uses a shot where the camera spins in a circle around characters. (Bad Boys II, Transformers)
Frequently incorporates scenes that involve characters running or moving towards the camera (almost always shot in slow-motion)
[Michael Bay on "Transformers look"]
Well, it's just, you know, listen, it's like...I didn't want to make the boxy characters, you know? Think about it, 30 feet in the air in the real world, just boxes, you know and it'd just look more fake, you know? And by adding more doo-dads, you know, stuff on the...stuff. Stuff on the robots, more car parts, and...you know you can just make it look more real.
Something close to the 80's cartoon design could have been achieved.
Nanotechnology is a legitimate reason for parts of the transformers to disappear or for mass shifting.( LIKE THE CUBE! )
Nobody wants the same thing from the cartoon.
Something CLOSER to the 80's or 2000 dreamwave comic book designs
could have been great.
Instead with now how Starscream retarded gorilla with chicken legs, Megatron's pineapple a$$hole face, alot of transformers now roll around on wheels, the constructicon is shown twice riding around on 1 wheel. Motercycle (Arcee) bots..... yep 1 wheel, Unicycle transformers The Twins ugly retard mongoloids stereotypes JAR JAR BINKS now Wheelie looks like Wall- E and Johnny Five hybrid
The outsides of the ALT MODE would be like armor that could split apart or change in minor ways to accommodate for movement.
The mass area of joints or the blocky parts can bend or reline itself.
Instead of having their guts exposed they could have the outer shell of their ALT mode act like armor.
The Nanotechnology would allow for more pleasing Aesthetic by adding simple yet believable appearance between the Alt mode armor plates and the human like areas and joints.
So you can achieve a balance between the 80's cartoon and Bayformers !
Will Transformers 2 be as good as the first one?
I hope this movie is 2 hours and 30 mins long with a lot of soldiers, hackers and only 15 minutes of incoherent action!!! HELL YEAH THAT WILL BE AWESOME!!!!!!!
Will it have abhorrent, horrendous, obnoxious, repulsive, shameful, terrible, ugly, swirling metal chucks, gorilla arms, unicycle retard looking Transformers in it.
Great job Bay keep lying to everybody about how your extremely expensive, hyper realistic Transformers is the only look that works and is not silly.. No middle ground between the original look and these bionicles metal junk piles....
It needs to have Shia Ledouche doing his crazy retard shtick, talking to himself and saying NoNoNoNoNoNoNoNoNoNoNo. Megan Fox trying to act and looking like a 30 year old raged out street walker whore.
More shameful masturbating close ups of her stomach... More random characters who have no purpose in the film.
What will make it funny is to have more scenes of Transformers stumbling around like morons hiding in the backyard, golden shower scenes, bumblebee farting on Sam's dad. COMEDY GOLD! Horrible Stereotypes and blatant racism. So much respect to source material....
Sure to get the Oscar this time, as long as we still have Michael Bay's AWESOME character development, 20 camera using, seizure inducing can't tell whats going on shaky cam, fast cut editing, emphatic tight close ups, helicopter in the sunset, extremely nauseating, repulsive, over the top product placement, and slow motion over dramatic explosions.
I sure hope so this movie will be AWESOME AND RAD TO THE MAX EXTREME with my A.D.D and short attention span.
Be sure not to take your riddilan when watching this great action packed popcorn blockbuster, leave your brain at the door snore fest...
What made Transformers a good movie?
1.Incoherent plot? scenes in the movie lead nowhere or had no real purpose, comedy filler, waste time, no story logic. The movie's script made it hard to suspend belief and enjoy the movie. B movie but with a bigger budget...
2.Laughably bad dialogue? "My bad" Shia "NoNoNoNoNo" Whats up lil B ****es" Touch my bush I'll kick your @$$!'' Happy Time" ect. ect. VOMIT
3. The army can kill the Decepticons? Why even have the autobots.
4.Transformers look like metal scraps glued together.
5.Dramatic scenes that fly straight out of left field? ("I'm so glad I got in the car with you.") B movie
6.Formerly respectable star sinks to a new low? John Turturro Jon Voight,Golden Shower Bumblebee pees now and farts? comedy gold....
7.Incredible overacting that is obviously encouraged by the director?
8.Bumblebee who cannot speak for no apparent reason? Damaged in battle ....please, prequel comic or motion comic just try to cover up bad story telling .Makes no sense other than that is what the director or script calls for in the movie. (no story logic.^)
Wouldn't need to waste so much time If BumbleBee could repair himself. Like Barricade repaired himself after the first fight and tell Shia that he needs the glasses!
9.Rampant racial stereotyping?" Hey Mammy "
"Speak English dude "
10.Characters with a lot of face time who end up playing no important role in the "story?"
Hackers and soldiers.
11.The action in some shots is hopelessly muddled? Shaky Cam, close ups, and quick cut editing.
12. Jazz's hilarious death scene is matched only by his hilarious eulogy? B movie
13. Transformers had little scene time due to over elaborated designs which made them too expensive? Prime shows up 70 mins into the movie.
14. Blatant over the top product placement? Takes away from the movie experience. Not just minor product placement the movie stops just for the product placement. Bumblebee updates to a newer car. The pilots getting into the F 22.
15. Transformers are secondary characters with little to no dialogue?
16. Hard to tell the Transformers apart. As long as the camera stands still long enough and the transformer is not silver. If it is an action scene forget about it..
17. For an action blockbuster there is not much action: 5 min of action in the beginning 10 min of action in the middle and 15 min of action at the end. In a 2 hr and 30 min movie. All of which jumps around from robots to humans every 2 seconds, due to the quick cut editing. Shaky Cam and close ups ruin most of the action.
18. Shia LaBarf can't act? NoNoNoNoNoNoNoNoNo BS comedy shtick, Even Stevens with robots...
19. Meagan Fox can't act? ........LMAO please
20. Michael Bay can't direct? " I make movies for 13 year old boys." Can't remember the Transformers names. Brawl is the tank Bay.. not DEVASTATOR!
Intense slow motion shots of characters
Has the camera moving during most scenes. Very rarely uses static shots.
Actors/characters in his films are almost uniformly shot in tight, emphatic close ups, framed under the hairline and above the chin.
Often has over-the-top visuals (i.e. key events taking place at sunset or dramatic events taking place behind actors doing routine activities).
Utilizes monotonic but intense musical cues during action-filled car chase scenes. Bad Boys II (2003), The Island (2005)
Uses shots of aircraft against a setting sun, especially helicopters (Armageddon (1998/I), Pearl Harbor (2001), Transformers (2007)).
Often features a slow-motion shot of an object crashing into, or tumbling towards the camera.
Uses a shot where the camera spins in a circle around characters. (Bad Boys II, Transformers)
Frequently incorporates scenes that involve characters running or moving towards the camera (almost always shot in slow-motion)
[Michael Bay on "Transformers look"]
Well, it's just, you know, listen, it's like...I didn't want to make the boxy characters, you know? Think about it, 30 feet in the air in the real world, just boxes, you know and it'd just look more fake, you know? And by adding more doo-dads, you know, stuff on the...stuff. Stuff on the robots, more car parts, and...you know you can just make it look more real.
Something close to the 80's cartoon design could have been achieved.
Nanotechnology is a legitimate reason for parts of the transformers to disappear or for mass shifting.( LIKE THE CUBE! )
Nobody wants the same thing from the cartoon.
Something CLOSER to the 80's or 2000 dreamwave comic book designs
could have been great.
Instead with now how Starscream retarded gorilla with chicken legs, Megatron's pineapple a$$hole face, alot of transformers now roll around on wheels, the constructicon is shown twice riding around on 1 wheel. Motercycle (Arcee) bots..... yep 1 wheel, Unicycle transformers The Twins ugly retard mongoloids stereotypes JAR JAR BINKS now Wheelie looks like Wall- E and Johnny Five hybrid
The outsides of the ALT MODE would be like armor that could split apart or change in minor ways to accommodate for movement.
The mass area of joints or the blocky parts can bend or reline itself.
Instead of having their guts exposed they could have the outer shell of their ALT mode act like armor.
The Nanotechnology would allow for more pleasing Aesthetic by adding simple yet believable appearance between the Alt mode armor plates and the human like areas and joints.
So you can achieve a balance between the 80's cartoon and Bayformers !
Will Transformers 2 be as good as the first one?
I hope this movie is 2 hours and 30 mins long with a lot of soldiers, hackers and only 15 minutes of incoherent action!!! HELL YEAH THAT WILL BE AWESOME!!!!!!!
Will it have abhorrent, horrendous, obnoxious, repulsive, shameful, terrible, ugly, swirling metal chucks, gorilla arms, unicycle retard looking Transformers in it.
Great job Bay keep lying to everybody about how your extremely expensive, hyper realistic Transformers is the only look that works and is not silly.. No middle ground between the original look and these bionicles metal junk piles....
It needs to have Shia Ledouche doing his crazy retard shtick, talking to himself and saying NoNoNoNoNoNoNoNoNoNoNo. Megan Fox trying to act and looking like a 30 year old raged out street walker whore.
More shameful masturbating close ups of her stomach... More random characters who have no purpose in the film.
What will make it funny is to have more scenes of Transformers stumbling around like morons hiding in the backyard, golden shower scenes, bumblebee farting on Sam's dad. COMEDY GOLD! Horrible Stereotypes and blatant racism. So much respect to source material....
Sure to get the Oscar this time, as long as we still have Michael Bay's AWESOME character development, 20 camera using, seizure inducing can't tell whats going on shaky cam, fast cut editing, emphatic tight close ups, helicopter in the sunset, extremely nauseating, repulsive, over the top product placement, and slow motion over dramatic explosions.
I sure hope so this movie will be AWESOME AND RAD TO THE MAX EXTREME with my A.D.D and short attention span.
Be sure not to take your riddilan when watching this great action packed popcorn blockbuster, leave your brain at the door snore fest...
What made Transformers a good movie?
1.Incoherent plot? scenes in the movie lead nowhere or had no real purpose, comedy filler, waste time, no story logic. The movie's script made it hard to suspend belief and enjoy the movie. B movie but with a bigger budget...
2.Laughably bad dialogue? "My bad" Shia "NoNoNoNoNo" Whats up lil B ****es" Touch my bush I'll kick your @$$!'' Happy Time" ect. ect. VOMIT
3. The army can kill the Decepticons? Why even have the autobots.
4.Transformers look like metal scraps glued together.
5.Dramatic scenes that fly straight out of left field? ("I'm so glad I got in the car with you.") B movie
6.Formerly respectable star sinks to a new low? John Turturro Jon Voight,Golden Shower Bumblebee pees now and farts? comedy gold....
7.Incredible overacting that is obviously encouraged by the director?
8.Bumblebee who cannot speak for no apparent reason? Damaged in battle ....please, prequel comic or motion comic just try to cover up bad story telling .Makes no sense other than that is what the director or script calls for in the movie. (no story logic.^)
Wouldn't need to waste so much time If BumbleBee could repair himself. Like Barricade repaired himself after the first fight and tell Shia that he needs the glasses!
9.Rampant racial stereotyping?" Hey Mammy "
"Speak English dude "
10.Characters with a lot of face time who end up playing no important role in the "story?"
Hackers and soldiers.
11.The action in some shots is hopelessly muddled? Shaky Cam, close ups, and quick cut editing.
12. Jazz's hilarious death scene is matched only by his hilarious eulogy? B movie
13. Transformers had little scene time due to over elaborated designs which made them too expensive? Prime shows up 70 mins into the movie.
14. Blatant over the top product placement? Takes away from the movie experience. Not just minor product placement the movie stops just for the product placement. Bumblebee updates to a newer car. The pilots getting into the F 22.
15. Transformers are secondary characters with little to no dialogue?
16. Hard to tell the Transformers apart. As long as the camera stands still long enough and the transformer is not silver. If it is an action scene forget about it..
17. For an action blockbuster there is not much action: 5 min of action in the beginning 10 min of action in the middle and 15 min of action at the end. In a 2 hr and 30 min movie. All of which jumps around from robots to humans every 2 seconds, due to the quick cut editing. Shaky Cam and close ups ruin most of the action.
18. Shia LaBarf can't act? NoNoNoNoNoNoNoNoNo BS comedy shtick, Even Stevens with robots...
19. Meagan Fox can't act? ........LMAO please
20. Michael Bay can't direct? " I make movies for 13 year old boys." Can't remember the Transformers names. Brawl is the tank Bay.. not DEVASTATOR!
Intense slow motion shots of characters
Has the camera moving during most scenes. Very rarely uses static shots.
Actors/characters in his films are almost uniformly shot in tight, emphatic close ups, framed under the hairline and above the chin.
Often has over-the-top visuals (i.e. key events taking place at sunset or dramatic events taking place behind actors doing routine activities).
Utilizes monotonic but intense musical cues during action-filled car chase scenes. Bad Boys II (2003), The Island (2005)
Uses shots of aircraft against a setting sun, especially helicopters (Armageddon (1998/I), Pearl Harbor (2001), Transformers (2007)).
Often features a slow-motion shot of an object crashing into, or tumbling towards the camera.
Uses a shot where the camera spins in a circle around characters. (Bad Boys II, Transformers)
Frequently incorporates scenes that involve characters running or moving towards the camera (almost always shot in slow-motion)
[Michael Bay on "Transformers look"]
Well, it's just, you know, listen, it's like...I didn't want to make the boxy characters, you know? Think about it, 30 feet in the air in the real world, just boxes, you know and it'd just look more fake, you know? And by adding more doo-dads, you know, stuff on the...stuff. Stuff on the robots, more car parts, and...you know you can just make it look more real.
Something close to the 80's cartoon design could have been achieved.
Nanotechnology is a legitimate reason for parts of the transformers to disappear or for mass shifting.( LIKE THE CUBE! )
Nobody wants the same thing from the cartoon.
Something CLOSER to the 80's or 2000 dreamwave comic book designs
could have been great.
Instead with now how Starscream retarded gorilla with chicken legs, Megatron's pineapple a$$hole face, alot of transformers now roll around on wheels, the constructicon is shown twice riding around on 1 wheel. Motercycle (Arcee) bots..... yep 1 wheel, Unicycle transformers The Twins ugly retard mongoloids stereotypes JAR JAR BINKS now Wheelie looks like Wall- E and Johnny Five hybrid
The outsides of the ALT MODE would be like armor that could split apart or change in minor ways to accommodate for movement.
The mass area of joints or the blocky parts can bend or reline itself.
Instead of having their guts exposed they could have the outer shell of their ALT mode act like armor.
The Nanotechnology would allow for more pleasing Aesthetic by adding simple yet believable appearance between the Alt mode armor plates and the human like areas and joints.
So you can achieve a balance between the 80's cartoon and Bayformers !
Will Transformers 2 be as good as the first one?
I hope this movie is 2 hours and 30 mins long with a lot of soldiers, hackers and only 15 minutes of incoherent action!!! HELL YEAH THAT WILL BE AWESOME!!!!!!!
Will it have abhorrent, horrendous, obnoxious, repulsive, shameful, terrible, ugly, swirling metal chucks, gorilla arms, unicycle retard looking Transformers in it.
Great job Bay keep lying to everybody about how your extremely expensive, hyper realistic Transformers is the only look that works and is not silly.. No middle ground between the original look and these bionicles metal junk piles....
It needs to have Shia Ledouche doing his crazy retard shtick, talking to himself and saying NoNoNoNoNoNoNoNoNoNoNo. Megan Fox trying to act and looking like a 30 year old raged out street walker whore.
More shameful masturbating close ups of her stomach... More random characters who have no purpose in the film.
What will make it funny is to have more scenes of Transformers stumbling around like morons hiding in the backyard, golden shower scenes, bumblebee farting on Sam's dad. COMEDY GOLD! Horrible Stereotypes and blatant racism. So much respect to source material....
Sure to get the Oscar this time, as long as we still have Michael Bay's AWESOME character development, 20 camera using, seizure inducing can't tell whats going on shaky cam, fast cut editing, emphatic tight close ups, helicopter in the sunset, extremely nauseating, repulsive, over the top product placement, and slow motion over dramatic explosions.
I sure hope so this movie will be AWESOME AND RAD TO THE MAX EXTREME with my A.D.D and short attention span.
Be sure not to take your riddilan when watching this great action packed popcorn blockbuster, leave your brain at the door snore fest...
What made Transformers a good movie?
1.Incoherent plot? scenes in the movie lead nowhere or had no real purpose, comedy filler, waste time, no story logic. The movie's script made it hard to suspend belief and enjoy the movie. B movie but with a bigger budget...
2.Laughably bad dialogue? "My bad" Shia "NoNoNoNoNo" Whats up lil B ****es" Touch my bush I'll kick your @$$!'' Happy Time" ect. ect. VOMIT
3. The army can kill the Decepticons? Why even have the autobots.
4.Transformers look like metal scraps glued together.
5.Dramatic scenes that fly straight out of left field? ("I'm so glad I got in the car with you.") B movie
6.Formerly respectable star sinks to a new low? John Turturro Jon Voight,Golden Shower Bumblebee pees now and farts? comedy gold....
7.Incredible overacting that is obviously encouraged by the director?
8.Bumblebee who cannot speak for no apparent reason? Damaged in battle ....please, prequel comic or motion comic just try to cover up bad story telling .Makes no sense other than that is what the director or script calls for in the movie. (no story logic.^)
Wouldn't need to waste so much time If BumbleBee could repair himself. Like Barricade repaired himself after the first fight and tell Shia that he needs the glasses!
9.Rampant racial stereotyping?" Hey Mammy "
"Speak English dude "
10.Characters with a lot of face time who end up playing no important role in the "story?"
Hackers and soldiers.
11.The action in some shots is hopelessly muddled? Shaky Cam, close ups, and quick cut editing.
12. Jazz's hilarious death scene is matched only by his hilarious eulogy? B movie
13. Transformers had little scene time due to over elaborated designs which made them too expensive? Prime shows up 70 mins into the movie.
14. Blatant over the top product placement? Takes away from the movie experience. Not just minor product placement the movie stops just for the product placement. Bumblebee updates to a newer car. The pilots getting into the F 22.
15. Transformers are secondary characters with little to no dialogue?
16. Hard to tell the Transformers apart. As long as the camera stands still long enough and the transformer is not silver. If it is an action scene forget about it..
17. For an action blockbuster there is not much action: 5 min of action in the beginning 10 min of action in the middle and 15 min of action at the end. In a 2 hr and 30 min movie. All of which jumps around from robots to humans every 2 seconds, due to the quick cut editing. Shaky Cam and close ups ruin most of the action.
18. Shia LaBarf can't act? NoNoNoNoNoNoNoNoNo BS comedy shtick, Even Stevens with robots...
19. Meagan Fox can't act? ........LMAO please
20. Michael Bay can't direct? " I make movies for 13 year old boys." Can't remember the Transformers names. Brawl is the tank Bay.. not DEVASTATOR!
Intense slow motion shots of characters
Has the camera moving during most scenes. Very rarely uses static shots.
Actors/characters in his films are almost uniformly shot in tight, emphatic close ups, framed under the hairline and above the chin.
Often has over-the-top visuals (i.e. key events taking place at sunset or dramatic events taking place behind actors doing routine activities).
Utilizes monotonic but intense musical cues during action-filled car chase scenes. Bad Boys II (2003), The Island (2005)
Uses shots of aircraft against a setting sun, especially helicopters (Armageddon (1998/I), Pearl Harbor (2001), Transformers (2007)).
Often features a slow-motion shot of an object crashing into, or tumbling towards the camera.
Uses a shot where the camera spins in a circle around characters. (Bad Boys II, Transformers)
Frequently incorporates scenes that involve characters running or moving towards the camera (almost always shot in slow-motion)
[Michael Bay on "Transformers look"]
Well, it's just, you know, listen, it's like...I didn't want to make the boxy characters, you know? Think about it, 30 feet in the air in the real world, just boxes, you know and it'd just look more fake, you know? And by adding more doo-dads, you know, stuff on the...stuff. Stuff on the robots, more car parts, and...you know you can just make it look more real.
Something close to the 80's cartoon design could have been achieved.
Nanotechnology is a legitimate reason for parts of the transformers to disappear or for mass shifting.( LIKE THE CUBE! )
Nobody wants the same thing from the cartoon.
Something CLOSER to the 80's or 2000 dreamwave comic book designs
could have been great.
Instead with now how Starscream retarded gorilla with chicken legs, Megatron's pineapple a$$hole face, alot of transformers now roll around on wheels, the constructicon is shown twice riding around on 1 wheel. Motercycle (Arcee) bots..... yep 1 wheel, Unicycle transformers The Twins ugly retard mongoloids stereotypes JAR JAR BINKS now Wheelie looks like Wall- E and Johnny Five hybrid
The outsides of the ALT MODE would be like armor that could split apart or change in minor ways to accommodate for movement.
The mass area of joints or the blocky parts can bend or reline itself.
Instead of having their guts exposed they could have the outer shell of their ALT mode act like armor.
The Nanotechnology would allow for more pleasing Aesthetic by adding simple yet believable appearance between the Alt mode armor plates and the human like areas and joints.
So you can achieve a balance between the 80's cartoon and Bayformers !
Will Transformers 2 be as good as the first one?
I hope this movie is 2 hours and 30 mins long with a lot of soldiers, hackers and only 15 minutes of incoherent action!!! HELL YEAH THAT WILL BE AWESOME!!!!!!!
Will it have abhorrent, horrendous, obnoxious, repulsive, shameful, terrible, ugly, swirling metal chucks, gorilla arms, unicycle retard looking Transformers in it.
Great job Bay keep lying to everybody about how your extremely expensive, hyper realistic Transformers is the only look that works and is not silly.. No middle ground between the original look and these bionicles metal junk piles....
It needs to have Shia Ledouche doing his crazy retard shtick, talking to himself and saying NoNoNoNoNoNoNoNoNoNoNo. Megan Fox trying to act and looking like a 30 year old raged out street walker whore.
More shameful masturbating close ups of her stomach... More random characters who have no purpose in the film.
What will make it funny is to have more scenes of Transformers stumbling around like morons hiding in the backyard, golden shower scenes, bumblebee farting on Sam's dad. COMEDY GOLD! Horrible Stereotypes and blatant racism. So much respect to source material....
Sure to get the Oscar this time, as long as we still have Michael Bay's AWESOME character development, 20 camera using, seizure inducing can't tell whats going on shaky cam, fast cut editing, emphatic tight close ups, helicopter in the sunset, extremely nauseating, repulsive, over the top product placement, and slow motion over dramatic explosions.
I sure hope so this movie will be AWESOME AND RAD TO THE MAX EXTREME with my A.D.D and short attention span.
Be sure not to take your riddilan when watching this great action packed popcorn blockbuster, leave your brain at the door snore fest...
What made Transformers a good movie?
1.Incoherent plot? scenes in the movie lead nowhere or had no real purpose, comedy filler, waste time, no story logic. The movie's script made it hard to suspend belief and enjoy the movie. B movie but with a bigger budget...
2.Laughably bad dialogue? "My bad" Shia "NoNoNoNoNo" Whats up lil B ****es" Touch my bush I'll kick your @$$!'' Happy Time" ect. ect. VOMIT
3. The army can kill the Decepticons? Why even have the autobots.
4.Transformers look like metal scraps glued together.
5.Dramatic scenes that fly straight out of left field? ("I'm so glad I got in the car with you.") B movie
6.Formerly respectable star sinks to a new low? John Turturro Jon Voight,Golden Shower Bumblebee pees now and farts? comedy gold....
7.Incredible overacting that is obviously encouraged by the director?
8.Bumblebee who cannot speak for no apparent reason? Damaged in battle ....please, prequel comic or motion comic just try to cover up bad story telling .Makes no sense other than that is what the director or script calls for in the movie. (no story logic.^)
Wouldn't need to waste so much time If BumbleBee could repair himself. Like Barricade repaired himself after the first fight and tell Shia that he needs the glasses!
9.Rampant racial stereotyping?" Hey Mammy "
"Speak English dude "
10.Characters with a lot of face time who end up playing no important role in the "story?"
Hackers and soldiers.
11.The action in some shots is hopelessly muddled? Shaky Cam, close ups, and quick cut editing.
12. Jazz's hilarious death scene is matched only by his hilarious eulogy? B movie
13. Transformers had little scene time due to over elaborated designs which made them too expensive? Prime shows up 70 mins into the movie.
14. Blatant over the top product placement? Takes away from the movie experience. Not just minor product placement the movie stops just for the product placement. Bumblebee updates to a newer car. The pilots getting into the F 22.
15. Transformers are secondary characters with little to no dialogue?
16. Hard to tell the Transformers apart. As long as the camera stands still long enough and the transformer is not silver. If it is an action scene forget about it..
17. For an action blockbuster there is not much action: 5 min of action in the beginning 10 min of action in the middle and 15 min of action at the end. In a 2 hr and 30 min movie. All of which jumps around from robots to humans every 2 seconds, due to the quick cut editing. Shaky Cam and close ups ruin most of the action.
18. Shia LaBarf can't act? NoNoNoNoNoNoNoNoNo BS comedy shtick, Even Stevens with robots...
19. Meagan Fox can't act? ........LMAO please
20. Michael Bay can't direct? " I make movies for 13 year old boys." Can't remember the Transformers names. Brawl is the tank Bay.. not DEVASTATOR!
Intense slow motion shots of characters
Has the camera moving during most scenes. Very rarely uses static shots.
Actors/characters in his films are almost uniformly shot in tight, emphatic close ups, framed under the hairline and above the chin.
Often has over-the-top visuals (i.e. key events taking place at sunset or dramatic events taking place behind actors doing routine activities).
Utilizes monotonic but intense musical cues during action-filled car chase scenes. Bad Boys II (2003), The Island (2005)
Uses shots of aircraft against a setting sun, especially helicopters (Armageddon (1998/I), Pearl Harbor (2001), Transformers (2007)).
Often features a slow-motion shot of an object crashing into, or tumbling towards the camera.
Uses a shot where the camera spins in a circle around characters. (Bad Boys II, Transformers)
Frequently incorporates scenes that involve characters running or moving towards the camera (almost always shot in slow-motion)
[Michael Bay on "Transformers look"]
Well, it's just, you know, listen, it's like...I didn't want to make the boxy characters, you know? Think about it, 30 feet in the air in the real world, just boxes, you know and it'd just look more fake, you know? And by adding more doo-dads, you know, stuff on the...stuff. Stuff on the robots, more car parts, and...you know you can just make it look more real.
Something close to the 80's cartoon design could have been achieved.
Nanotechnology is a legitimate reason for parts of the transformers to disappear or for mass shifting.( LIKE THE CUBE! )
Nobody wants the same thing from the cartoon.
Something CLOSER to the 80's or 2000 dreamwave comic book designs
could have been great.
Instead with now how Starscream retarded gorilla with chicken legs, Megatron's pineapple a$$hole face, alot of transformers now roll around on wheels, the constructicon is shown twice riding around on 1 wheel. Motercycle (Arcee) bots..... yep 1 wheel, Unicycle transformers The Twins ugly retard mongoloids stereotypes JAR JAR BINKS now Wheelie looks like Wall- E and Johnny Five hybrid
The outsides of the ALT MODE would be like armor that could split apart or change in minor ways to accommodate for movement.
The mass area of joints or the blocky parts can bend or reline itself.
Instead of having their guts exposed they could have the outer shell of their ALT mode act like armor.
The Nanotechnology would allow for more pleasing Aesthetic by adding simple yet believable appearance between the Alt mode armor plates and the human like areas and joints.
So you can achieve a balance between the 80's cartoon and Bayformers !
Will Transformers 2 be as good as the first one?
I hope this movie is 2 hours and 30 mins long with a lot of soldiers, hackers and only 15 minutes of incoherent action!!! HELL YEAH THAT WILL BE AWESOME!!!!!!!
Will it have abhorrent, horrendous, obnoxious, repulsive, shameful, terrible, ugly, swirling metal chucks, gorilla arms, unicycle retard looking Transformers in it.
Great job Bay keep lying to everybody about how your extremely expensive, hyper realistic Transformers is the only look that works and is not silly.. No middle ground between the original look and these bionicles metal junk piles....
It needs to have Shia Ledouche doing his crazy retard shtick, talking to himself and saying NoNoNoNoNoNoNoNoNoNoNo. Megan Fox trying to act and looking like a 30 year old raged out street walker whore.
More shameful masturbating close ups of her stomach... More random characters who have no purpose in the film.
What will make it funny is to have more scenes of Transformers stumbling around like morons hiding in the backyard, golden shower scenes, bumblebee farting on Sam's dad. COMEDY GOLD! Horrible Stereotypes and blatant racism. So much respect to source material....
Sure to get the Oscar this time, as long as we still have Michael Bay's AWESOME character development, 20 camera using, seizure inducing can't tell whats going on shaky cam, fast cut editing, emphatic tight close ups, helicopter in the sunset, extremely nauseating, repulsive, over the top product placement, and slow motion over dramatic explosions.
I sure hope so this movie will be AWESOME AND RAD TO THE MAX EXTREME with my A.D.D and short attention span.
Be sure not to take your riddilan when watching this great action packed popcorn blockbuster, leave your brain at the door snore fest...
What made Transformers a good movie?
1.Incoherent plot? scenes in the movie lead nowhere or had no real purpose, comedy filler, waste time, no story logic. The movie's script made it hard to suspend belief and enjoy the movie. B movie but with a bigger budget...
2.Laughably bad dialogue? "My bad" Shia "NoNoNoNoNo" Whats up lil B ****es" Touch my bush I'll kick your @$$!'' Happy Time" ect. ect. VOMIT
3. The army can kill the Decepticons? Why even have the autobots.
4.Transformers look like metal scraps glued together.
5.Dramatic scenes that fly straight out of left field? ("I'm so glad I got in the car with you.") B movie
6.Formerly respectable star sinks to a new low? John Turturro Jon Voight,Golden Shower Bumblebee pees now and farts? comedy gold....
7.Incredible overacting that is obviously encouraged by the director?
8.Bumblebee who cannot speak for no apparent reason? Damaged in battle ....please, prequel comic or motion comic just try to cover up bad story telling .Makes no sense other than that is what the director or script calls for in the movie. (no story logic.^)
Wouldn't need to waste so much time If BumbleBee could repair himself. Like Barricade repaired himself after the first fight and tell Shia that he needs the glasses!
9.Rampant racial stereotyping?" Hey Mammy "
"Speak English dude "
10.Characters with a lot of face time who end up playing no important role in the "story?"
Hackers and soldiers.
11.The action in some shots is hopelessly muddled? Shaky Cam, close ups, and quick cut editing.
12. Jazz's hilarious death scene is matched only by his hilarious eulogy? B movie
13. Transformers had little scene time due to over elaborated designs which made them too expensive? Prime shows up 70 mins into the movie.
14. Blatant over the top product placement? Takes away from the movie experience. Not just minor product placement the movie stops just for the product placement. Bumblebee updates to a newer car. The pilots getting into the F 22.
15. Transformers are secondary characters with little to no dialogue?
16. Hard to tell the Transformers apart. As long as the camera stands still long enough and the transformer is not silver. If it is an action scene forget about it..
17. For an action blockbuster there is not much action: 5 min of action in the beginning 10 min of action in the middle and 15 min of action at the end. In a 2 hr and 30 min movie. All of which jumps around from robots to humans every 2 seconds, due to the quick cut editing. Shaky Cam and close ups ruin most of the action.
18. Shia LaBarf can't act? NoNoNoNoNoNoNoNoNo BS comedy shtick, Even Stevens with robots...
19. Meagan Fox can't act? ........LMAO please
20. Michael Bay can't direct? " I make movies for 13 year old boys." Can't remember the Transformers names. Brawl is the tank Bay.. not DEVASTATOR!
Intense slow motion shots of characters
Has the camera moving during most scenes. Very rarely uses static shots.
Actors/characters in his films are almost uniformly shot in tight, emphatic close ups, framed under the hairline and above the chin.
Often has over-the-top visuals (i.e. key events taking place at sunset or dramatic events taking place behind actors doing routine activities).
Utilizes monotonic but intense musical cues during action-filled car chase scenes. Bad Boys II (2003), The Island (2005)
Uses shots of aircraft against a setting sun, especially helicopters (Armageddon (1998/I), Pearl Harbor (2001), Transformers (2007)).
Often features a slow-motion shot of an object crashing into, or tumbling towards the camera.
Uses a shot where the camera spins in a circle around characters. (Bad Boys II, Transformers)
Frequently incorporates scenes that involve characters running or moving towards the camera (almost always shot in slow-motion)
[Michael Bay on "Transformers look"]
Well, it's just, you know, listen, it's like...I didn't want to make the boxy characters, you know? Think about it, 30 feet in the air in the real world, just boxes, you know and it'd just look more fake, you know? And by adding more doo-dads, you know, stuff on the...stuff. Stuff on the robots, more car parts, and...you know you can just make it look more real.
Something close to the 80's cartoon design could have been achieved.
Nanotechnology is a legitimate reason for parts of the transformers to disappear or for mass shifting.( LIKE THE CUBE! )
Nobody wants the same thing from the cartoon.
Something CLOSER to the 80's or 2000 dreamwave comic book designs
could have been great.
Instead with now how Starscream retarded gorilla with chicken legs, Megatron's pineapple a$$hole face, alot of transformers now roll around on wheels, the constructicon is shown twice riding around on 1 wheel. Motercycle (Arcee) bots..... yep 1 wheel, Unicycle transformers The Twins ugly retard mongoloids stereotypes JAR JAR BINKS now Wheelie looks like Wall- E and Johnny Five hybrid
The outsides of the ALT MODE would be like armor that could split apart or change in minor ways to accommodate for movement.
The mass area of joints or the blocky parts can bend or reline itself.
Instead of having their guts exposed they could have the outer shell of their ALT mode act like armor.
The Nanotechnology would allow for more pleasing Aesthetic by adding simple yet believable appearance between the Alt mode armor plates and the human like areas and joints.
So you can achieve a balance between the 80's cartoon and Bayformers !
Will Transformers 2 be as good as the first one?
I hope this movie is 2 hours and 30 mins long with a lot of soldiers, hackers and only 15 minutes of incoherent action!!! HELL YEAH THAT WILL BE AWESOME!!!!!!!
Will it have abhorrent, horrendous, obnoxious, repulsive, shameful, terrible, ugly, swirling metal chucks, gorilla arms, unicycle retard looking Transformers in it.
Great job Bay keep lying to everybody about how your extremely expensive, hyper realistic Transformers is the only look that works and is not silly.. No middle ground between the original look and these bionicles metal junk piles....
It needs to have Shia Ledouche doing his crazy retard shtick, talking to himself and saying NoNoNoNoNoNoNoNoNoNoNo. Megan Fox trying to act and looking like a 30 year old raged out street walker whore.
More shameful masturbating close ups of her stomach... More random characters who have no purpose in the film.
What will make it funny is to have more scenes of Transformers stumbling around like morons hiding in the backyard, golden shower scenes, bumblebee farting on Sam's dad. COMEDY GOLD! Horrible Stereotypes and blatant racism. So much respect to source material....
Sure to get the Oscar this time, as long as we still have Michael Bay's AWESOME character development, 20 camera using, seizure inducing can't tell whats going on shaky cam, fast cut editing, emphatic tight close ups, helicopter in the sunset, extremely nauseating, repulsive, over the top product placement, and slow motion over dramatic explosions.
I sure hope so this movie will be AWESOME AND RAD TO THE MAX EXTREME with my A.D.D and short attention span.
Be sure not to take your riddilan when watching this great action packed popcorn blockbuster, leave your brain at the door snore fest...
What made Transformers a good movie?
1.Incoherent plot? scenes in the movie lead nowhere or had no real purpose, comedy filler, waste time, no story logic. The movie's script made it hard to suspend belief and enjoy the movie. B movie but with a bigger budget...
2.Laughably bad dialogue? "My bad" Shia "NoNoNoNoNo" Whats up lil B ****es" Touch my bush I'll kick your @$$!'' Happy Time" ect. ect. VOMIT
3. The army can kill the Decepticons? Why even have the autobots.
4.Transformers look like metal scraps glued together.
5.Dramatic scenes that fly straight out of left field? ("I'm so glad I got in the car with you.") B movie
6.Formerly respectable star sinks to a new low? John Turturro Jon Voight,Golden Shower Bumblebee pees now and farts? comedy gold....
7.Incredible overacting that is obviously encouraged by the director?
8.Bumblebee who cannot speak for no apparent reason? Damaged in battle ....please, prequel comic or motion comic just try to cover up bad story telling .Makes no sense other than that is what the director or script calls for in the movie. (no story logic.^)
Wouldn't need to waste so much time If BumbleBee could repair himself. Like Barricade repaired himself after the first fight and tell Shia that he needs the glasses!
9.Rampant racial stereotyping?" Hey Mammy "
"Speak English dude "
10.Characters with a lot of face time who end up playing no important role in the "story?"
Hackers and soldiers.
11.The action in some shots is hopelessly muddled? Shaky Cam, close ups, and quick cut editing.
12. Jazz's hilarious death scene is matched only by his hilarious eulogy? B movie
13. Transformers had little scene time due to over elaborated designs which made them too expensive? Prime shows up 70 mins into the movie.
14. Blatant over the top product placement? Takes away from the movie experience. Not just minor product placement the movie stops just for the product placement. Bumblebee updates to a newer car. The pilots getting into the F 22.
15. Transformers are secondary characters with little to no dialogue?
16. Hard to tell the Transformers apart. As long as the camera stands still long enough and the transformer is not silver. If it is an action scene forget about it..
17. For an action blockbuster there is not much action: 5 min of action in the beginning 10 min of action in the middle and 15 min of action at the end. In a 2 hr and 30 min movie. All of which jumps around from robots to humans every 2 seconds, due to the quick cut editing. Shaky Cam and close ups ruin most of the action.
18. Shia LaBarf can't act? NoNoNoNoNoNoNoNoNo BS comedy shtick, Even Stevens with robots...
19. Meagan Fox can't act? ........LMAO please
20. Michael Bay can't direct? " I make movies for 13 year old boys." Can't remember the Transformers names. Brawl is the tank Bay.. not DEVASTATOR!
Intense slow motion shots of characters
Has the camera moving during most scenes. Very rarely uses static shots.
Actors/characters in his films are almost uniformly shot in tight, emphatic close ups, framed under the hairline and above the chin.
Often has over-the-top visuals (i.e. key events taking place at sunset or dramatic events taking place behind actors doing routine activities).
Utilizes monotonic but intense musical cues during action-filled car chase scenes. Bad Boys II (2003), The Island (2005)
Uses shots of aircraft against a setting sun, especially helicopters (Armageddon (1998/I), Pearl Harbor (2001), Transformers (2007)).
Often features a slow-motion shot of an object crashing into, or tumbling towards the camera.
Uses a shot where the camera spins in a circle around characters. (Bad Boys II, Transformers)
Frequently incorporates scenes that involve characters running or moving towards the camera (almost always shot in slow-motion)
[Michael Bay on "Transformers look"]
Well, it's just, you know, listen, it's like...I didn't want to make the boxy characters, you know? Think about it, 30 feet in the air in the real world, just boxes, you know and it'd just look more fake, you know? And by adding more doo-dads, you know, stuff on the...stuff. Stuff on the robots, more car parts, and...you know you can just make it look more real.
Something close to the 80's cartoon design could have been achieved.
Nanotechnology is a legitimate reason for parts of the transformers to disappear or for mass shifting.( LIKE THE CUBE! )
Nobody wants the same thing from the cartoon.
Something CLOSER to the 80's or 2000 dreamwave comic book designs
could have been great.
Instead with now how Starscream retarded gorilla with chicken legs, Megatron's pineapple a$$hole face, alot of transformers now roll around on wheels, the constructicon is shown twice riding around on 1 wheel. Motercycle (Arcee) bots..... yep 1 wheel, Unicycle transformers The Twins ugly retard mongoloids stereotypes JAR JAR BINKS now Wheelie looks like Wall- E and Johnny Five hybrid
The outsides of the ALT MODE would be like armor that could split apart or change in minor ways to accommodate for movement.
The mass area of joints or the blocky parts can bend or reline itself.
Instead of having their guts exposed they could have the outer shell of their ALT mode act like armor.
The Nanotechnology would allow for more pleasing Aesthetic by adding simple yet believable appearance between the Alt mode armor plates and the human like areas and joints.
So you can achieve a balance between the 80's cartoon and Bayformers !
Will Transformers 2 be as good as the first one?
I hope this movie is 2 hours and 30 mins long with a lot of soldiers, hackers and only 15 minutes of incoherent action!!! HELL YEAH THAT WILL BE AWESOME!!!!!!!
Will it have abhorrent, horrendous, obnoxious, repulsive, shameful, terrible, ugly, swirling metal chucks, gorilla arms, unicycle retard looking Transformers in it.
Great job Bay keep lying to everybody about how your extremely expensive, hyper realistic Transformers is the only look that works and is not silly.. No middle ground between the original look and these bionicles metal junk piles....
It needs to have Shia Ledouche doing his crazy retard shtick, talking to himself and saying NoNoNoNoNoNoNoNoNoNoNo. Megan Fox trying to act and looking like a 30 year old raged out street walker whore.
More shameful masturbating close ups of her stomach... More random characters who have no purpose in the film.
What will make it funny is to have more scenes of Transformers stumbling around like morons hiding in the backyard, golden shower scenes, bumblebee farting on Sam's dad. COMEDY GOLD! Horrible Stereotypes and blatant racism. So much respect to source material....
Sure to get the Oscar this time, as long as we still have Michael Bay's AWESOME character development, 20 camera using, seizure inducing can't tell whats going on shaky cam, fast cut editing, emphatic tight close ups, helicopter in the sunset, extremely nauseating, repulsive, over the top product placement, and slow motion over dramatic explosions.
I sure hope so this movie will be AWESOME AND RAD TO THE MAX EXTREME with my A.D.D and short attention span.
Be sure not to take your riddilan when watching this great action packed popcorn blockbuster, leave your brain at the door snore fest...
What made Transformers a good movie?
1.Incoherent plot? scenes in the movie lead nowhere or had no real purpose, comedy filler, waste time, no story logic. The movie's script made it hard to suspend belief and enjoy the movie. B movie but with a bigger budget...
2.Laughably bad dialogue? "My bad" Shia "NoNoNoNoNo" Whats up lil B ****es" Touch my bush I'll kick your @$$!'' Happy Time" ect. ect. VOMIT
3. The army can kill the Decepticons? Why even have the autobots.
4.Transformers look like metal scraps glued together.
5.Dramatic scenes that fly straight out of left field? ("I'm so glad I got in the car with you.") B movie
6.Formerly respectable star sinks to a new low? John Turturro Jon Voight,Golden Shower Bumblebee pees now and farts? comedy gold....
7.Incredible overacting that is obviously encouraged by the director?
8.Bumblebee who cannot speak for no apparent reason? Damaged in battle ....please, prequel comic or motion comic just try to cover up bad story telling .Makes no sense other than that is what the director or script calls for in the movie. (no story logic.^)
Wouldn't need to waste so much time If BumbleBee could repair himself. Like Barricade repaired himself after the first fight and tell Shia that he needs the glasses!
9.Rampant racial stereotyping?" Hey Mammy "
"Speak English dude "
10.Characters with a lot of face time who end up playing no important role in the "story?"
Hackers and soldiers.
11.The action in some shots is hopelessly muddled? Shaky Cam, close ups, and quick cut editing.
12. Jazz's hilarious death scene is matched only by his hilarious eulogy? B movie
13. Transformers had little scene time due to over elaborated designs which made them too expensive? Prime shows up 70 mins into the movie.
14. Blatant over the top product placement? Takes away from the movie experience. Not just minor product placement the movie stops just for the product placement. Bumblebee updates to a newer car. The pilots getting into the F 22.
15. Transformers are secondary characters with little to no dialogue?
16. Hard to tell the Transformers apart. As long as the camera stands still long enough and the transformer is not silver. If it is an action scene forget about it..
17. For an action blockbuster there is not much action: 5 min of action in the beginning 10 min of action in the middle and 15 min of action at the end. In a 2 hr and 30 min movie. All of which jumps around from robots to humans every 2 seconds, due to the quick cut editing. Shaky Cam and close ups ruin most of the action.
18. Shia LaBarf can't act? NoNoNoNoNoNoNoNoNo BS comedy shtick, Even Stevens with robots...
19. Meagan Fox can't act? ........LMAO please
20. Michael Bay can't direct? " I make movies for 13 year old boys." Can't remember the Transformers names. Brawl is the tank Bay.. not DEVASTATOR!
Intense slow motion shots of characters
Has the camera moving during most scenes. Very rarely uses static shots.
Actors/characters in his films are almost uniformly shot in tight, emphatic close ups, framed under the hairline and above the chin.
Often has over-the-top visuals (i.e. key events taking place at sunset or dramatic events taking place behind actors doing routine activities).
Utilizes monotonic but intense musical cues during action-filled car chase scenes. Bad Boys II (2003), The Island (2005)
Uses shots of aircraft against a setting sun, especially helicopters (Armageddon (1998/I), Pearl Harbor (2001), Transformers (2007)).
Often features a slow-motion shot of an object crashing into, or tumbling towards the camera.
Uses a shot where the camera spins in a circle around characters. (Bad Boys II, Transformers)
Frequently incorporates scenes that involve characters running or moving towards the camera (almost always shot in slow-motion)
[Michael Bay on "Transformers look"]
Well, it's just, you know, listen, it's like...I didn't want to make the boxy characters, you know? Think about it, 30 feet in the air in the real world, just boxes, you know and it'd just look more fake, you know? And by adding more doo-dads, you know, stuff on the...stuff. Stuff on the robots, more car parts, and...you know you can just make it look more real.
Something close to the 80's cartoon design could have been achieved.
Nanotechnology is a legitimate reason for parts of the transformers to disappear or for mass shifting.( LIKE THE CUBE! )
Nobody wants the same thing from the cartoon.
Something CLOSER to the 80's or 2000 dreamwave comic book designs
could have been great.
Instead with now how Starscream retarded gorilla with chicken legs, Megatron's pineapple a$$hole face, alot of transformers now roll around on wheels, the constructicon is shown twice riding around on 1 wheel. Motercycle (Arcee) bots..... yep 1 wheel, Unicycle transformers The Twins ugly retard mongoloids stereotypes JAR JAR BINKS now Wheelie looks like Wall- E and Johnny Five hybrid
The outsides of the ALT MODE would be like armor that could split apart or change in minor ways to accommodate for movement.
The mass area of joints or the blocky parts can bend or reline itself.
Instead of having their guts exposed they could have the outer shell of their ALT mode act like armor.
The Nanotechnology would allow for more pleasing Aesthetic by adding simple yet believable appearance between the Alt mode armor plates and the human like areas and joints.
So you can achieve a balance between the 80's cartoon and Bayformers !
Will Transformers 2 be as good as the first one?
I hope this movie is 2 hours and 30 mins long with a lot of soldiers, hackers and only 15 minutes of incoherent action!!! HELL YEAH THAT WILL BE AWESOME!!!!!!!
Will it have abhorrent, horrendous, obnoxious, repulsive, shameful, terrible, ugly, swirling metal chucks, gorilla arms, unicycle retard looking Transformers in it.
Great job Bay keep lying to everybody about how your extremely expensive, hyper realistic Transformers is the only look that works and is not silly.. No middle ground between the original look and these bionicles metal junk piles....
It needs to have Shia Ledouche doing his crazy retard shtick, talking to himself and saying NoNoNoNoNoNoNoNoNoNoNo. Megan Fox trying to act and looking like a 30 year old raged out street walker whore.
More shameful masturbating close ups of her stomach... More random characters who have no purpose in the film.
What will make it funny is to have more scenes of Transformers stumbling around like morons hiding in the backyard, golden shower scenes, bumblebee farting on Sam's dad. COMEDY GOLD! Horrible Stereotypes and blatant racism. So much respect to source material....
Sure to get the Oscar this time, as long as we still have Michael Bay's AWESOME character development, 20 camera using, seizure inducing can't tell whats going on shaky cam, fast cut editing, emphatic tight close ups, helicopter in the sunset, extremely nauseating, repulsive, over the top product placement, and slow motion over dramatic explosions.
I sure hope so this movie will be AWESOME AND RAD TO THE MAX EXTREME with my A.D.D and short attention span.
Be sure not to take your riddilan when watching this great action packed popcorn blockbuster, leave your brain at the door snore fest...
What made Transformers a good movie?
1.Incoherent plot? scenes in the movie lead nowhere or had no real purpose, comedy filler, waste time, no story logic. The movie's script made it hard to suspend belief and enjoy the movie. B movie but with a bigger budget...
2.Laughably bad dialogue? "My bad" Shia "NoNoNoNoNo" Whats up lil B ****es" Touch my bush I'll kick your @$$!'' Happy Time" ect. ect. VOMIT
3. The army can kill the Decepticons? Why even have the autobots.
4.Transformers look like metal scraps glued together.
5.Dramatic scenes that fly straight out of left field? ("I'm so glad I got in the car with you.") B movie
6.Formerly respectable star sinks to a new low? John Turturro Jon Voight,Golden Shower Bumblebee pees now and farts? comedy gold....
7.Incredible overacting that is obviously encouraged by the director?
8.Bumblebee who cannot speak for no apparent reason? Damaged in battle ....please, prequel comic or motion comic just try to cover up bad story telling .Makes no sense other than that is what the director or script calls for in the movie. (no story logic.^)
Wouldn't need to waste so much time If BumbleBee could repair himself. Like Barricade repaired himself after the first fight and tell Shia that he needs the glasses!
9.Rampant racial stereotyping?" Hey Mammy "
"Speak English dude "
10.Characters with a lot of face time who end up playing no important role in the "story?"
Hackers and soldiers.
11.The action in some shots is hopelessly muddled? Shaky Cam, close ups, and quick cut editing.
12. Jazz's hilarious death scene is matched only by his hilarious eulogy? B movie
13. Transformers had little scene time due to over elaborated designs which made them too expensive? Prime shows up 70 mins into the movie.
14. Blatant over the top product placement? Takes away from the movie experience. Not just minor product placement the movie stops just for the product placement. Bumblebee updates to a newer car. The pilots getting into the F 22.
15. Transformers are secondary characters with little to no dialogue?
16. Hard to tell the Transformers apart. As long as the camera stands still long enough and the transformer is not silver. If it is an action scene forget about it..
17. For an action blockbuster there is not much action: 5 min of action in the beginning 10 min of action in the middle and 15 min of action at the end. In a 2 hr and 30 min movie. All of which jumps around from robots to humans every 2 seconds, due to the quick cut editing. Shaky Cam and close ups ruin most of the action.
18. Shia LaBarf can't act? NoNoNoNoNoNoNoNoNo BS comedy shtick, Even Stevens with robots...
19. Meagan Fox can't act? ........LMAO please
20. Michael Bay can't direct? " I make movies for 13 year old boys." Can't remember the Transformers names. Brawl is the tank Bay.. not DEVASTATOR!
Intense slow motion shots of characters
Has the camera moving during most scenes. Very rarely uses static shots.
Actors/characters in his films are almost uniformly shot in tight, emphatic close ups, framed under the hairline and above the chin.
Often has over-the-top visuals (i.e. key events taking place at sunset or dramatic events taking place behind actors doing routine activities).
Utilizes monotonic but intense musical cues during action-filled car chase scenes. Bad Boys II (2003), The Island (2005)
Uses shots of aircraft against a setting sun, especially helicopters (Armageddon (1998/I), Pearl Harbor (2001), Transformers (2007)).
Often features a slow-motion shot of an object crashing into, or tumbling towards the camera.
Uses a shot where the camera spins in a circle around characters. (Bad Boys II, Transformers)
Frequently incorporates scenes that involve characters running or moving towards the camera (almost always shot in slow-motion)
[Michael Bay on "Transformers look"]
Well, it's just, you know, listen, it's like...I didn't want to make the boxy characters, you know? Think about it, 30 feet in the air in the real world, just boxes, you know and it'd just look more fake, you know? And by adding more doo-dads, you know, stuff on the...stuff. Stuff on the robots, more car parts, and...you know you can just make it look more real.
Something close to the 80's cartoon design could have been achieved.
Nanotechnology is a legitimate reason for parts of the transformers to disappear or for mass shifting.( LIKE THE CUBE! )
Nobody wants the same thing from the cartoon.
Something CLOSER to the 80's or 2000 dreamwave comic book designs
could have been great.
Instead with now how Starscream retarded gorilla with chicken legs, Megatron's pineapple a$$hole face, alot of transformers now roll around on wheels, the constructicon is shown twice riding around on 1 wheel. Motercycle (Arcee) bots..... yep 1 wheel, Unicycle transformers The Twins ugly retard mongoloids stereotypes JAR JAR BINKS now Wheelie looks like Wall- E and Johnny Five hybrid
The outsides of the ALT MODE would be like armor that could split apart or change in minor ways to accommodate for movement.
The mass area of joints or the blocky parts can bend or reline itself.
Instead of having their guts exposed they could have the outer shell of their ALT mode act like armor.
The Nanotechnology would allow for more pleasing Aesthetic by adding simple yet believable appearance between the Alt mode armor plates and the human like areas and joints.
So you can achieve a balance between the 80's cartoon and Bayformers !
Will Transformers 2 be as good as the first one?
I hope this movie is 2 hours and 30 mins long with a lot of soldiers, hackers and only 15 minutes of incoherent action!!! HELL YEAH THAT WILL BE AWESOME!!!!!!!
Will it have abhorrent, horrendous, obnoxious, repulsive, shameful, terrible, ugly, swirling metal chucks, gorilla arms, unicycle retard looking Transformers in it.
Great job Bay keep lying to everybody about how your extremely expensive, hyper realistic Transformers is the only look that works and is not silly.. No middle ground between the original look and these bionicles metal junk piles....
It needs to have Shia Ledouche doing his crazy retard shtick, talking to himself and saying NoNoNoNoNoNoNoNoNoNoNo. Megan Fox trying to act and looking like a 30 year old raged out street walker whore.
More shameful masturbating close ups of her stomach... More random characters who have no purpose in the film.
What will make it funny is to have more scenes of Transformers stumbling around like morons hiding in the backyard, golden shower scenes, bumblebee farting on Sam's dad. COMEDY GOLD! Horrible Stereotypes and blatant racism. So much respect to source material....
Sure to get the Oscar this time, as long as we still have Michael Bay's AWESOME character development, 20 camera using, seizure inducing can't tell whats going on shaky cam, fast cut editing, emphatic tight close ups, helicopter in the sunset, extremely nauseating, repulsive, over the top product placement, and slow motion over dramatic explosions.
I sure hope so this movie will be AWESOME AND RAD TO THE MAX EXTREME with my A.D.D and short attention span.
Be sure not to take your riddilan when watching this great action packed popcorn blockbuster, leave your brain at the door snore fest...
What made Transformers a good movie?
1.Incoherent plot? scenes in the movie lead nowhere or had no real purpose, comedy filler, waste time, no story logic. The movie's script made it hard to suspend belief and enjoy the movie. B movie but with a bigger budget...
2.Laughably bad dialogue? "My bad" Shia "NoNoNoNoNo" Whats up lil B ****es" Touch my bush I'll kick your @$$!'' Happy Time" ect. ect. VOMIT
3. The army can kill the Decepticons? Why even have the autobots.
4.Transformers look like metal scraps glued together.
5.Dramatic scenes that fly straight out of left field? ("I'm so glad I got in the car with you.") B movie
6.Formerly respectable star sinks to a new low? John Turturro Jon Voight,Golden Shower Bumblebee pees now and farts? comedy gold....
7.Incredible overacting that is obviously encouraged by the director?
8.Bumblebee who cannot speak for no apparent reason? Damaged in battle ....please, prequel comic or motion comic just try to cover up bad story telling .Makes no sense other than that is what the director or script calls for in the movie. (no story logic.^)
Wouldn't need to waste so much time If BumbleBee could repair himself. Like Barricade repaired himself after the first fight and tell Shia that he needs the glasses!
9.Rampant racial stereotyping?" Hey Mammy "
"Speak English dude "
10.Characters with a lot of face time who end up playing no important role in the "story?"
Hackers and soldiers.
11.The action in some shots is hopelessly muddled? Shaky Cam, close ups, and quick cut editing.
12. Jazz's hilarious death scene is matched only by his hilarious eulogy? B movie
13. Transformers had little scene time due to over elaborated designs which made them too expensive? Prime shows up 70 mins into the movie.
14. Blatant over the top product placement? Takes away from the movie experience. Not just minor product placement the movie stops just for the product placement. Bumblebee updates to a newer car. The pilots getting into the F 22.
15. Transformers are secondary characters with little to no dialogue?
16. Hard to tell the Transformers apart. As long as the camera stands still long enough and the transformer is not silver. If it is an action scene forget about it..
17. For an action blockbuster there is not much action: 5 min of action in the beginning 10 min of action in the middle and 15 min of action at the end. In a 2 hr and 30 min movie. All of which jumps around from robots to humans every 2 seconds, due to the quick cut editing. Shaky Cam and close ups ruin most of the action.
18. Shia LaBarf can't act? NoNoNoNoNoNoNoNoNo BS comedy shtick, Even Stevens with robots...
19. Meagan Fox can't act? ........LMAO please
20. Michael Bay can't direct? " I make movies for 13 year old boys." Can't remember the Transformers names. Brawl is the tank Bay.. not DEVASTATOR!
Intense slow motion shots of characters
Has the camera moving during most scenes. Very rarely uses static shots.
Actors/characters in his films are almost uniformly shot in tight, emphatic close ups, framed under the hairline and above the chin.
Often has over-the-top visuals (i.e. key events taking place at sunset or dramatic events taking place behind actors doing routine activities).
Utilizes monotonic but intense musical cues during action-filled car chase scenes. Bad Boys II (2003), The Island (2005)
Uses shots of aircraft against a setting sun, especially helicopters (Armageddon (1998/I), Pearl Harbor (2001), Transformers (2007)).
Often features a slow-motion shot of an object crashing into, or tumbling towards the camera.
Uses a shot where the camera spins in a circle around characters. (Bad Boys II, Transformers)
Frequently incorporates scenes that involve characters running or moving towards the camera (almost always shot in slow-motion)
[Michael Bay on "Transformers look"]
Well, it's just, you know, listen, it's like...I didn't want to make the boxy characters, you know? Think about it, 30 feet in the air in the real world, just boxes, you know and it'd just look more fake, you know? And by adding more doo-dads, you know, stuff on the...stuff. Stuff on the robots, more car parts, and...you know you can just make it look more real.
Something close to the 80's cartoon design could have been achieved.
Nanotechnology is a legitimate reason for parts of the transformers to disappear or for mass shifting.( LIKE THE CUBE! )
Nobody wants the same thing from the cartoon.
Something CLOSER to the 80's or 2000 dreamwave comic book designs
could have been great.
Instead with now how Starscream retarded gorilla with chicken legs, Megatron's pineapple a$$hole face, alot of transformers now roll around on wheels, the constructicon is shown twice riding around on 1 wheel. Motercycle (Arcee) bots..... yep 1 wheel, Unicycle transformers The Twins ugly retard mongoloids stereotypes JAR JAR BINKS now Wheelie looks like Wall- E and Johnny Five hybrid
The outsides of the ALT MODE would be like armor that could split apart or change in minor ways to accommodate for movement.
The mass area of joints or the blocky parts can bend or reline itself.
Instead of having their guts exposed they could have the outer shell of their ALT mode act like armor.
The Nanotechnology would allow for more pleasing Aesthetic by adding simple yet believable appearance between the Alt mode armor plates and the human like areas and joints.
So you can achieve a balance between the 80's cartoon and Bayformers !
Will Transformers 2 be as good as the first one?
I hope this movie is 2 hours and 30 mins long with a lot of soldiers, hackers and only 15 minutes of incoherent action!!! HELL YEAH THAT WILL BE AWESOME!!!!!!!
Will it have abhorrent, horrendous, obnoxious, repulsive, shameful, terrible, ugly, swirling metal chucks, gorilla arms, unicycle retard looking Transformers in it.
Great job Bay keep lying to everybody about how your extremely expensive, hyper realistic Transformers is the only look that works and is not silly.. No middle ground between the original look and these bionicles metal junk piles....
It needs to have Shia Ledouche doing his crazy retard shtick, talking to himself and saying NoNoNoNoNoNoNoNoNoNoNo. Megan Fox trying to act and looking like a 30 year old raged out street walker whore.
More shameful masturbating close ups of her stomach... More random characters who have no purpose in the film.
What will make it funny is to have more scenes of Transformers stumbling around like morons hiding in the backyard, golden shower scenes, bumblebee farting on Sam's dad. COMEDY GOLD! Horrible Stereotypes and blatant racism. So much respect to source material....
Sure to get the Oscar this time, as long as we still have Michael Bay's AWESOME character development, 20 camera using, seizure inducing can't tell whats going on shaky cam, fast cut editing, emphatic tight close ups, helicopter in the sunset, extremely nauseating, repulsive, over the top product placement, and slow motion over dramatic explosions.
I sure hope so this movie will be AWESOME AND RAD TO THE MAX EXTREME with my A.D.D and short attention span.
Be sure not to take your riddilan when watching this great action packed popcorn blockbuster, leave your brain at the door snore fest...
What made Transformers a good movie?
1.Incoherent plot? scenes in the movie lead nowhere or had no real purpose, comedy filler, waste time, no story logic. The movie's script made it hard to suspend belief and enjoy the movie. B movie but with a bigger budget...
2.Laughably bad dialogue? "My bad" Shia "NoNoNoNoNo" Whats up lil B ****es" Touch my bush I'll kick your @$$!'' Happy Time" ect. ect. VOMIT
3. The army can kill the Decepticons? Why even have the autobots.
4.Transformers look like metal scraps glued together.
5.Dramatic scenes that fly straight out of left field? ("I'm so glad I got in the car with you.") B movie
6.Formerly respectable star sinks to a new low? John Turturro Jon Voight,Golden Shower Bumblebee pees now and farts? comedy gold....
7.Incredible overacting that is obviously encouraged by the director?
8.Bumblebee who cannot speak for no apparent reason? Damaged in battle ....please, prequel comic or motion comic just try to cover up bad story telling .Makes no sense other than that is what the director or script calls for in the movie. (no story logic.^)
Wouldn't need to waste so much time If BumbleBee could repair himself. Like Barricade repaired himself after the first fight and tell Shia that he needs the glasses!
9.Rampant racial stereotyping?" Hey Mammy "
"Speak English dude "
10.Characters with a lot of face time who end up playing no important role in the "story?"
Hackers and soldiers.
11.The action in some shots is hopelessly muddled? Shaky Cam, close ups, and quick cut editing.
12. Jazz's hilarious death scene is matched only by his hilarious eulogy? B movie
13. Transformers had little scene time due to over elaborated designs which made them too expensive? Prime shows up 70 mins into the movie.
14. Blatant over the top product placement? Takes away from the movie experience. Not just minor product placement the movie stops just for the product placement. Bumblebee updates to a newer car. The pilots getting into the F 22.
15. Transformers are secondary characters with little to no dialogue?
16. Hard to tell the Transformers apart. As long as the camera stands still long enough and the transformer is not silver. If it is an action scene forget about it..
17. For an action blockbuster there is not much action: 5 min of action in the beginning 10 min of action in the middle and 15 min of action at the end. In a 2 hr and 30 min movie. All of which jumps around from robots to humans every 2 seconds, due to the quick cut editing. Shaky Cam and close ups ruin most of the action.
18. Shia LaBarf can't act? NoNoNoNoNoNoNoNoNo BS comedy shtick, Even Stevens with robots...
19. Meagan Fox can't act? ........LMAO please
20. Michael Bay can't direct? " I make movies for 13 year old boys." Can't remember the Transformers names. Brawl is the tank Bay.. not DEVASTATOR!
Intense slow motion shots of characters
Has the camera moving during most scenes. Very rarely uses static shots.
Actors/characters in his films are almost uniformly shot in tight, emphatic close ups, framed under the hairline and above the chin.
Often has over-the-top visuals (i.e. key events taking place at sunset or dramatic events taking place behind actors doing routine activities).
Utilizes monotonic but intense musical cues during action-filled car chase scenes. Bad Boys II (2003), The Island (2005)
Uses shots of aircraft against a setting sun, especially helicopters (Armageddon (1998/I), Pearl Harbor (2001), Transformers (2007)).
Often features a slow-motion shot of an object crashing into, or tumbling towards the camera.
Uses a shot where the camera spins in a circle around characters. (Bad Boys II, Transformers)
Frequently incorporates scenes that involve characters running or moving towards the camera (almost always shot in slow-motion)
[Michael Bay on "Transformers look"]
Well, it's just, you know, listen, it's like...I didn't want to make the boxy characters, you know? Think about it, 30 feet in the air in the real world, just boxes, you know and it'd just look more fake, you know? And by adding more doo-dads, you know, stuff on the...stuff. Stuff on the robots, more car parts, and...you know you can just make it look more real.
Something close to the 80's cartoon design could have been achieved.
Nanotechnology is a legitimate reason for parts of the transformers to disappear or for mass shifting.( LIKE THE CUBE! )
Nobody wants the same thing from the cartoon.
Something CLOSER to the 80's or 2000 dreamwave comic book designs
could have been great.
Instead with now how Starscream retarded gorilla with chicken legs, Megatron's pineapple a$$hole face, alot of transformers now roll around on wheels, the constructicon is shown twice riding around on 1 wheel. Motercycle (Arcee) bots..... yep 1 wheel, Unicycle transformers The Twins ugly retard mongoloids stereotypes JAR JAR BINKS now Wheelie looks like Wall- E and Johnny Five hybrid
The outsides of the ALT MODE would be like armor that could split apart or change in minor ways to accommodate for movement.
The mass area of joints or the blocky parts can bend or reline itself.
Instead of having their guts exposed they could have the outer shell of their ALT mode act like armor.
The Nanotechnology would allow for more pleasing Aesthetic by adding simple yet believable appearance between the Alt mode armor plates and the human like areas and joints.
So you can achieve a balance between the 80's cartoon and Bayformers !
Will Transformers 2 be as good as the first one?
I hope this movie is 2 hours and 30 mins long with a lot of soldiers, hackers and only 15 minutes of incoherent action!!! HELL YEAH THAT WILL BE AWESOME!!!!!!!
Will it have abhorrent, horrendous, obnoxious, repulsive, shameful, terrible, ugly, swirling metal chucks, gorilla arms, unicycle retard looking Transformers in it.
Great job Bay keep lying to everybody about how your extremely expensive, hyper realistic Transformers is the only look that works and is not silly.. No middle ground between the original look and these bionicles metal junk piles....
It needs to have Shia Ledouche doing his crazy retard shtick, talking to himself and saying NoNoNoNoNoNoNoNoNoNoNo. Megan Fox trying to act and looking like a 30 year old raged out street walker whore.
More shameful masturbating close ups of her stomach... More random characters who have no purpose in the film.
What will make it funny is to have more scenes of Transformers stumbling around like morons hiding in the backyard, golden shower scenes, bumblebee farting on Sam's dad. COMEDY GOLD! Horrible Stereotypes and blatant racism. So much respect to source material....
Sure to get the Oscar this time, as long as we still have Michael Bay's AWESOME character development, 20 camera using, seizure inducing can't tell whats going on shaky cam, fast cut editing, emphatic tight close ups, helicopter in the sunset, extremely nauseating, repulsive, over the top product placement, and slow motion over dramatic explosions.
I sure hope so this movie will be AWESOME AND RAD TO THE MAX EXTREME with my A.D.D and short attention span.
Be sure not to take your riddilan when watching this great action packed popcorn blockbuster, leave your brain at the door snore fest...
What made Transformers a good movie?
1.Incoherent plot? scenes in the movie lead nowhere or had no real purpose, comedy filler, waste time, no story logic. The movie's script made it hard to suspend belief and enjoy the movie. B movie but with a bigger budget...
2.Laughably bad dialogue? "My bad" Shia "NoNoNoNoNo" Whats up lil B ****es" Touch my bush I'll kick your @$$!'' Happy Time" ect. ect. VOMIT
3. The army can kill the Decepticons? Why even have the autobots.
4.Transformers look like metal scraps glued together.
5.Dramatic scenes that fly straight out of left field? ("I'm so glad I got in the car with you.") B movie
6.Formerly respectable star sinks to a new low? John Turturro Jon Voight,Golden Shower Bumblebee pees now and farts? comedy gold....
7.Incredible overacting that is obviously encouraged by the director?
8.Bumblebee who cannot speak for no apparent reason? Damaged in battle ....please, prequel comic or motion comic just try to cover up bad story telling .Makes no sense other than that is what the director or script calls for in the movie. (no story logic.^)
Wouldn't need to waste so much time If BumbleBee could repair himself. Like Barricade repaired himself after the first fight and tell Shia that he needs the glasses!
9.Rampant racial stereotyping?" Hey Mammy "
"Speak English dude "
10.Characters with a lot of face time who end up playing no important role in the "story?"
Hackers and soldiers.
11.The action in some shots is hopelessly muddled? Shaky Cam, close ups, and quick cut editing.
12. Jazz's hilarious death scene is matched only by his hilarious eulogy? B movie
13. Transformers had little scene time due to over elaborated designs which made them too expensive? Prime shows up 70 mins into the movie.
14. Blatant over the top product placement? Takes away from the movie experience. Not just minor product placement the movie stops just for the product placement. Bumblebee updates to a newer car. The pilots getting into the F 22.
15. Transformers are secondary characters with little to no dialogue?
16. Hard to tell the Transformers apart. As long as the camera stands still long enough and the transformer is not silver. If it is an action scene forget about it..
17. For an action blockbuster there is not much action: 5 min of action in the beginning 10 min of action in the middle and 15 min of action at the end. In a 2 hr and 30 min movie. All of which jumps around from robots to humans every 2 seconds, due to the quick cut editing. Shaky Cam and close ups ruin most of the action.
18. Shia LaBarf can't act? NoNoNoNoNoNoNoNoNo BS comedy shtick, Even Stevens with robots...
19. Meagan Fox can't act? ........LMAO please
20. Michael Bay can't direct? " I make movies for 13 year old boys." Can't remember the Transformers names. Brawl is the tank Bay.. not DEVASTATOR!
Intense slow motion shots of characters
Has the camera moving during most scenes. Very rarely uses static shots.
Actors/characters in his films are almost uniformly shot in tight, emphatic close ups, framed under the hairline and above the chin.
Often has over-the-top visuals (i.e. key events taking place at sunset or dramatic events taking place behind actors doing routine activities).
Utilizes monotonic but intense musical cues during action-filled car chase scenes. Bad Boys II (2003), The Island (2005)
Uses shots of aircraft against a setting sun, especially helicopters (Armageddon (1998/I), Pearl Harbor (2001), Transformers (2007)).
Often features a slow-motion shot of an object crashing into, or tumbling towards the camera.
Uses a shot where the camera spins in a circle around characters. (Bad Boys II, Transformers)
Frequently incorporates scenes that involve characters running or moving towards the camera (almost always shot in slow-motion)
[Michael Bay on "Transformers look"]
Well, it's just, you know, listen, it's like...I didn't want to make the boxy characters, you know? Think about it, 30 feet in the air in the real world, just boxes, you know and it'd just look more fake, you know? And by adding more doo-dads, you know, stuff on the...stuff. Stuff on the robots, more car parts, and...you know you can just make it look more real.
Something close to the 80's cartoon design could have been achieved.
Nanotechnology is a legitimate reason for parts of the transformers to disappear or for mass shifting.( LIKE THE CUBE! )
Nobody wants the same thing from the cartoon.
Something CLOSER to the 80's or 2000 dreamwave comic book designs
could have been great.
Instead with now how Starscream retarded gorilla with chicken legs, Megatron's pineapple a$$hole face, alot of transformers now roll around on wheels, the constructicon is shown twice riding around on 1 wheel. Motercycle (Arcee) bots..... yep 1 wheel, Unicycle transformers The Twins ugly retard mongoloids stereotypes JAR JAR BINKS now Wheelie looks like Wall- E and Johnny Five hybrid
The outsides of the ALT MODE would be like armor that could split apart or change in minor ways to accommodate for movement.
The mass area of joints or the blocky parts can bend or reline itself.
Instead of having their guts exposed they could have the outer shell of their ALT mode act like armor.
The Nanotechnology would allow for more pleasing Aesthetic by adding simple yet believable appearance between the Alt mode armor plates and the human like areas and joints.
So you can achieve a balance between the 80's cartoon and Bayformers !
Will Transformers 2 be as good as the first one?
I hope this movie is 2 hours and 30 mins long with a lot of soldiers, hackers and only 15 minutes of incoherent action!!! HELL YEAH THAT WILL BE AWESOME!!!!!!!
Will it have abhorrent, horrendous, obnoxious, repulsive, shameful, terrible, ugly, swirling metal chucks, gorilla arms, unicycle retard looking Transformers in it.
Great job Bay keep lying to everybody about how your extremely expensive, hyper realistic Transformers is the only look that works and is not silly.. No middle ground between the original look and these bionicles metal junk piles....
It needs to have Shia Ledouche doing his crazy retard shtick, talking to himself and saying NoNoNoNoNoNoNoNoNoNoNo. Megan Fox trying to act and looking like a 30 year old raged out street walker whore.
More shameful masturbating close ups of her stomach... More random characters who have no purpose in the film.
What will make it funny is to have more scenes of Transformers stumbling around like morons hiding in the backyard, golden shower scenes, bumblebee farting on Sam's dad. COMEDY GOLD! Horrible Stereotypes and blatant racism. So much respect to source material....
Sure to get the Oscar this time, as long as we still have Michael Bay's AWESOME character development, 20 camera using, seizure inducing can't tell whats going on shaky cam, fast cut editing, emphatic tight close ups, helicopter in the sunset, extremely nauseating, repulsive, over the top product placement, and slow motion over dramatic explosions.
I sure hope so this movie will be AWESOME AND RAD TO THE MAX EXTREME with my A.D.D and short attention span.
Be sure not to take your riddilan when watching this great action packed popcorn blockbuster, leave your brain at the door snore fest...
What made Transformers a good movie?
1.Incoherent plot? scenes in the movie lead nowhere or had no real purpose, comedy filler, waste time, no story logic. The movie's script made it hard to suspend belief and enjoy the movie. B movie but with a bigger budget...
2.Laughably bad dialogue? "My bad" Shia "NoNoNoNoNo" Whats up lil B ****es" Touch my bush I'll kick your @$$!'' Happy Time" ect. ect. VOMIT
3. The army can kill the Decepticons? Why even have the autobots.
4.Transformers look like metal scraps glued together.
5.Dramatic scenes that fly straight out of left field? ("I'm so glad I got in the car with you.") B movie
6.Formerly respectable star sinks to a new low? John Turturro Jon Voight,Golden Shower Bumblebee pees now and farts? comedy gold....
7.Incredible overacting that is obviously encouraged by the director?
8.Bumblebee who cannot speak for no apparent reason? Damaged in battle ....please, prequel comic or motion comic just try to cover up bad story telling .Makes no sense other than that is what the director or script calls for in the movie. (no story logic.^)
Wouldn't need to waste so much time If BumbleBee could repair himself. Like Barricade repaired himself after the first fight and tell Shia that he needs the glasses!
9.Rampant racial stereotyping?" Hey Mammy "
"Speak English dude "
10.Characters with a lot of face time who end up playing no important role in the "story?"
Hackers and soldiers.
11.The action in some shots is hopelessly muddled? Shaky Cam, close ups, and quick cut editing.
12. Jazz's hilarious death scene is matched only by his hilarious eulogy? B movie
13. Transformers had little scene time due to over elaborated designs which made them too expensive? Prime shows up 70 mins into the movie.
14. Blatant over the top product placement? Takes away from the movie experience. Not just minor product placement the movie stops just for the product placement. Bumblebee updates to a newer car. The pilots getting into the F 22.
15. Transformers are secondary characters with little to no dialogue?
16. Hard to tell the Transformers apart. As long as the camera stands still long enough and the transformer is not silver. If it is an action scene forget about it..
17. For an action blockbuster there is not much action: 5 min of action in the beginning 10 min of action in the middle and 15 min of action at the end. In a 2 hr and 30 min movie. All of which jumps around from robots to humans every 2 seconds, due to the quick cut editing. Shaky Cam and close ups ruin most of the action.
18. Shia LaBarf can't act? NoNoNoNoNoNoNoNoNo BS comedy shtick, Even Stevens with robots...
19. Meagan Fox can't act? ........LMAO please
20. Michael Bay can't direct? " I make movies for 13 year old boys." Can't remember the Transformers names. Brawl is the tank Bay.. not DEVASTATOR!
Intense slow motion shots of characters
Has the camera moving during most scenes. Very rarely uses static shots.
Actors/characters in his films are almost uniformly shot in tight, emphatic close ups, framed under the hairline and above the chin.
Often has over-the-top visuals (i.e. key events taking place at sunset or dramatic events taking place behind actors doing routine activities).
Utilizes monotonic but intense musical cues during action-filled car chase scenes. Bad Boys II (2003), The Island (2005)
Uses shots of aircraft against a setting sun, especially helicopters (Armageddon (1998/I), Pearl Harbor (2001), Transformers (2007)).
Often features a slow-motion shot of an object crashing into, or tumbling towards the camera.
Uses a shot where the camera spins in a circle around characters. (Bad Boys II, Transformers)
Frequently incorporates scenes that involve characters running or moving towards the camera (almost always shot in slow-motion)
[Michael Bay on "Transformers look"]
Well, it's just, you know, listen, it's like...I didn't want to make the boxy characters, you know? Think about it, 30 feet in the air in the real world, just boxes, you know and it'd just look more fake, you know? And by adding more doo-dads, you know, stuff on the...stuff. Stuff on the robots, more car parts, and...you know you can just make it look more real.
Something close to the 80's cartoon design could have been achieved.
Nanotechnology is a legitimate reason for parts of the transformers to disappear or for mass shifting.( LIKE THE CUBE! )
Nobody wants the same thing from the cartoon.
Something CLOSER to the 80's or 2000 dreamwave comic book designs
could have been great.
Instead with now how Starscream retarded gorilla with chicken legs, Megatron's pineapple a$$hole face, alot of transformers now roll around on wheels, the constructicon is shown twice riding around on 1 wheel. Motercycle (Arcee) bots..... yep 1 wheel, Unicycle transformers The Twins ugly retard mongoloids stereotypes JAR JAR BINKS now Wheelie looks like Wall- E and Johnny Five hybrid
The outsides of the ALT MODE would be like armor that could split apart or change in minor ways to accommodate for movement.
The mass area of joints or the blocky parts can bend or reline itself.
Instead of having their guts exposed they could have the outer shell of their ALT mode act like armor.
The Nanotechnology would allow for more pleasing Aesthetic by adding simple yet believable appearance between the Alt mode armor plates and the human like areas and joints.
So you can achieve a balance between the 80's cartoon and Bayformers !
Will Transformers 2 be as good as the first one?
I hope this movie is 2 hours and 30 mins long with a lot of soldiers, hackers and only 15 minutes of incoherent action!!! HELL YEAH THAT WILL BE AWESOME!!!!!!!
Will it have abhorrent, horrendous, obnoxious, repulsive, shameful, terrible, ugly, swirling metal chucks, gorilla arms, unicycle retard looking Transformers in it.
Great job Bay keep lying to everybody about how your extremely expensive, hyper realistic Transformers is the only look that works and is not silly.. No middle ground between the original look and these bionicles metal junk piles....
It needs to have Shia Ledouche doing his crazy retard shtick, talking to himself and saying NoNoNoNoNoNoNoNoNoNoNo. Megan Fox trying to act and looking like a 30 year old raged out street walker whore.
More shameful masturbating close ups of her stomach... More random characters who have no purpose in the film.
What will make it funny is to have more scenes of Transformers stumbling around like morons hiding in the backyard, golden shower scenes, bumblebee farting on Sam's dad. COMEDY GOLD! Horrible Stereotypes and blatant racism. So much respect to source material....
Sure to get the Oscar this time, as long as we still have Michael Bay's AWESOME character development, 20 camera using, seizure inducing can't tell whats going on shaky cam, fast cut editing, emphatic tight close ups, helicopter in the sunset, extremely nauseating, repulsive, over the top product placement, and slow motion over dramatic explosions.
I sure hope so this movie will be AWESOME AND RAD TO THE MAX EXTREME with my A.D.D and short attention span.
Be sure not to take your riddilan when watching this great action packed popcorn blockbuster, leave your brain at the door sWhat made Transformers a good movie?
1.Incoherent plot? scenes in the movie lead nowhere or had no real purpose, comedy filler, waste time, no story logic. The movie's script made it hard to suspend belief and enjoy the movie. B movie but with a bigger budget...
2.Laughably bad dialogue? "My bad" Shia "NoNoNoNoNo" Whats up lil B ****es" Touch my bush I'll kick your @$$!'' Happy Time" ect. ect. VOMIT
3. The army can kill the Decepticons? Why even have the autobots.
4.Transformers look like metal scraps glued together.
5.Dramatic scenes that fly straight out of left field? ("I'm so glad I got in the car with you.") B movie
6.Formerly respectable star sinks to a new low? John Turturro Jon Voight,Golden Shower Bumblebee pees now and farts? comedy gold....
7.Incredible overacting that is obviously encouraged by the director?
8.Bumblebee who cannot speak for no apparent reason? Damaged in battle ....please, prequel comic or motion comic just try to cover up bad story telling .Makes no sense other than that is what the director or script calls for in the movie. (no story logic.^)
Wouldn't need to waste so much time If BumbleBee could repair himself. Like Barricade repaired himself after the first fight and tell Shia that he needs the glasses!
9.Rampant racial stereotyping?" Hey Mammy "
"Speak English dude "
10.Characters with a lot of face time who end up playing no important role in the "story?"
Hackers and soldiers.
11.The action in some shots is hopelessly muddled? Shaky Cam, close ups, and quick cut editing.
12. Jazz's hilarious death scene is matched only by his hilarious eulogy? B movie
13. Transformers had little scene time due to over elaborated designs which made them too expensive? Prime shows up 70 mins into the movie.
14. Blatant over the top product placement? Takes away from the movie experience. Not just minor product placement the movie stops just for the product placement. Bumblebee updates to a newer car. The pilots getting into the F 22.
15. Transformers are secondary characters with little to no dialogue?
16. Hard to tell the Transformers apart. As long as the camera stands still long enough and the transformer is not silver. If it is an action scene forget about it..
17. For an action blockbuster there is not much action: 5 min of action in the beginning 10 min of action in the middle and 15 min of action at the end. In a 2 hr and 30 min movie. All of which jumps around from robots to humans every 2 seconds, due to the quick cut editing. Shaky Cam and close ups ruin most of the action.
18. Shia LaBarf can't act? NoNoNoNoNoNoNoNoNo BS comedy shtick, Even Stevens with robots...
19. Meagan Fox can't act? ........LMAO please
20. Michael Bay can't direct? " I make movies for 13 year old boys." Can't remember the Transformers names. Brawl is the tank Bay.. not DEVASTATOR!
Intense slow motion shots of characters
Has the camera moving during most scenes. Very rarely uses static shots.
Actors/characters in his films are almost uniformly shot in tight, emphatic close ups, framed under the hairline and above the chin.
Often has over-the-top visuals (i.e. key events taking place at sunset or dramatic events taking place behind actors doing routine activities).
Utilizes monotonic but intense musical cues during action-filled car chase scenes. Bad Boys II (2003), The Island (2005)
Uses shots of aircraft against a setting sun, especially helicopters (Armageddon (1998/I), Pearl Harbor (2001), Transformers (2007)).
Often features a slow-motion shot of an object crashing into, or tumbling towards the camera.
Uses a shot where the camera spins in a circle around characters. (Bad Boys II, Transformers)
Frequently incorporates scenes that involve characters running or moving towards the camera (almost always shot in slow-motion)
[Michael Bay on "Transformers look"]
Well, it's just, you know, listen, it's like...I didn't want to make the boxy characters, you know? Think about it, 30 feet in the air in the real world, just boxes, you know and it'd just look more fake, you know? And by adding more doo-dads, you know, stuff on the...stuff. Stuff on the robots, more car parts, and...you know you can just make it look more real.
Something close to the 80's cartoon design could have been achieved.
Nanotechnology is a legitimate reason for parts of the transformers to disappear or for mass shifting.( LIKE THE CUBE! )
Nobody wants the same thing from the cartoon.
Something CLOSER to the 80's or 2000 dreamwave comic book designs
could have been great.
Instead with now how Starscream retarded gorilla with chicken legs, Megatron's pineapple a$$hole face, alot of transformers now roll around on wheels, the constructicon is shown twice riding around on 1 wheel. Motercycle (Arcee) bots..... yep 1 wheel, Unicycle transformers The Twins ugly retard mongoloids stereotypes JAR JAR BINKS now Wheelie looks like Wall- E and Johnny Five hybrid
The outsides of the ALT MODE would be like armor that could split apart or change in minor ways to accommodate for movement.
The mass area of joints or the blocky parts can bend or reline itself.
Instead of having their guts exposed they could have the outer shell of their ALT mode act like armor.
The Nanotechnology would allow for more pleasing Aesthetic by adding simple yet believable appearance between the Alt mode armor plates and the human like areas and joints.
So you can achieve a balance between the 80's cartoon and Bayformers !
Will Transformers 2 be as good as the first one?
I hope this movie is 2 hours and 30 mins long with a lot of soldiers, hackers and only 15 minutes of incoherent action!!! HELL YEAH THAT WILL BE AWESOME!!!!!!!
Will it have abhorrent, horrendous, obnoxious, repulsive, shameful, terrible, ugly, swirling metal chucks, gorilla arms, unicycle retard looking Transformers in it.
Great job Bay keep lying to everybody about how your extremely expensive, hyper realistic Transformers is the only look that works and is not silly.. No middle ground between the original look and these bionicles metal junk piles....
It needs to have Shia Ledouche doing his crazy retard shtick, talking to himself and saying NoNoNoNoNoNoNoNoNoNoNo. Megan Fox trying to act and looking like a 30 year old raged out street walker whore.
More shameful masturbating close ups of her stomach... More random characters who have no purpose in the film.
What will make it funny is to have more scenes of Transformers stumbling around like morons hiding in the backyard, golden shower scenes, bumblebee farting on Sam's dad. COMEDY GOLD! Horrible Stereotypes and blatant racism. So much respect to source material....
Sure to get the Oscar this time, as long as we still have Michael Bay's AWESOME character development, 20 camera using, seizure inducing can't tell whats going on shaky cam, fast cut editing, emphatic tight close ups, helicopter in the sunset, extremely nauseating, repulsive, over the top product placement, and slow motion over dramatic explosions.
I sure hope so this movie will be AWESOME AND RAD TO THE MAX EXTREME with my A.D.D and short attention span.
Be sure not to take your riddilan when watching this great action packed popcorn blockbuster, leave your brain at the door snore fest...
What made Transformers a good movie?
1.Incoherent plot? scenes in the movie lead nowhere or had no real purpose, comedy filler, waste time, no story logic. The movie's script made it hard to suspend belief and enjoy the movie. B movie but with a bigger budget...
2.Laughably bad dialogue? "My bad" Shia "NoNoNoNoNo" Whats up lil B ****es" Touch my bush I'll kick your @$$!'' Happy Time" ect. ect. VOMIT
3. The army can kill the Decepticons? Why even have the autobots.
4.Transformers look like metal scraps glued together.
5.Dramatic scenes that fly straight out of left field? ("I'm so glad I got in the car with you.") B movie
6.Formerly respectable star sinks to a new low? John Turturro Jon Voight,Golden Shower Bumblebee pees now and farts? comedy gold....
7.Incredible overacting that is obviously encouraged by the director?
8.Bumblebee who cannot speak for no apparent reason? Damaged in battle ....please, prequel comic or motion comic just try to cover up bad story telling .Makes no sense other than that is what the director or script calls for in the movie. (no story logic.^)
Wouldn't need to waste so much time If BumbleBee could repair himself. Like Barricade repaired himself after the first fight and tell Shia that he needs the glasses!
9.Rampant racial stereotyping?" Hey Mammy "
"Speak English dude "
10.Characters with a lot of face time who end up playing no important role in the "story?"
Hackers and soldiers.
11.The action in some shots is hopelessly muddled? Shaky Cam, close ups, and quick cut editing.
12. Jazz's hilarious death scene is matched only by his hilarious eulogy? B movie
13. Transformers had little scene time due to over elaborated designs which made them too expensive? Prime shows up 70 mins into the movie.
14. Blatant over the top product placement? Takes away from the movie experience. Not just minor product placement the movie stops just for the product placement. Bumblebee updates to a newer car. The pilots getting into the F 22.
15. Transformers are secondary characters with little to no dialogue?
16. Hard to tell the Transformers apart. As long as the camera stands still long enough and the transformer is not silver. If it is an action scene forget about it..
17. For an action blockbuster there is not much action: 5 min of action in the beginning 10 min of action in the middle and 15 min of action at the end. In a 2 hr and 30 min movie. All of which jumps around from robots to humans every 2 seconds, due to the quick cut editing. Shaky Cam and close ups ruin most of the action.
18. Shia LaBarf can't act? NoNoNoNoNoNoNoNoNo BS comedy shtick, Even Stevens with robots...
19. Meagan Fox can't act? ........LMAO please
20. Michael Bay can't direct? " I make movies for 13 year old boys." Can't remember the Transformers names. Brawl is the tank Bay.. not DEVASTATOR!
Intense slow motion shots of characters
Has the camera moving during most scenes. Very rarely uses static shots.
Actors/characters in his films are almost uniformly shot in tight, emphatic close ups, framed under the hairline and above the chin.
Often has over-the-top visuals (i.e. key events taking place at sunset or dramatic events taking place behind actors doing routine activities).
Utilizes monotonic but intense musical cues during action-filled car chase scenes. Bad Boys II (2003), The Island (2005)
Uses shots of aircraft against a setting sun, especially helicopters (Armageddon (1998/I), Pearl Harbor (2001), Transformers (2007)).
Often features a slow-motion shot of an object crashing into, or tumbling towards the camera.
Uses a shot where the camera spins in a circle around characters. (Bad Boys II, Transformers)
Frequently incorporates scenes that involve characters running or moving towards the camera (almost always shot in slow-motion)
[Michael Bay on "Transformers look"]
Well, it's just, you know, listen, it's like...I didn't want to make the boxy characters, you know? Think about it, 30 feet in the air in the real world, just boxes, you know and it'd just look more fake, you know? And by adding more doo-dads, you know, stuff on the...stuff. Stuff on the robots, more car parts, and...you know you can just make it look more real.
Something close to the 80's cartoon design could have been achieved.
Nanotechnology is a legitimate reason for parts of the transformers to disappear or for mass shifting.( LIKE THE CUBE! )
Nobody wants the same thing from the cartoon.
Something CLOSER to the 80's or 2000 dreamwave comic book designs
could have been great.
Instead with now how Starscream retarded gorilla with chicken legs, Megatron's pineapple a$$hole face, alot of transformers now roll around on wheels, the constructicon is shown twice riding around on 1 wheel. Motercycle (Arcee) bots..... yep 1 wheel, Unicycle transformers The Twins ugly retard mongoloids stereotypes JAR JAR BINKS now Wheelie looks like Wall- E and Johnny Five hybrid
The outsides of the ALT MODE would be like armor that could split apart or change in minor ways to accommodate for movement.
The mass area of joints or the blocky parts can bend or reline itself.
Instead of having their guts exposed they could have the outer shell of their ALT mode act like armor.
The Nanotechnology would allow for more pleasing Aesthetic by adding simple yet believable appearance between the Alt mode armor plates and the human like areas and joints.
So you can achieve a balance between the 80's cartoon and Bayformers !
Will Transformers 2 be as good as the first one?
I hope this movie is 2 hours and 30 mins long with a lot of soldiers, hackers and only 15 minutes of incoherent action!!! HELL YEAH THAT WILL BE AWESOME!!!!!!!
Will it have abhorrent, horrendous, obnoxious, repulsive, shameful, terrible, ugly, swirling metal chucks, gorilla arms, unicycle retard looking Transformers in it.
Great job Bay keep lying to everybody about how your extremely expensive, hyper realistic Transformers is the only look that works and is not silly.. No middle ground between the original look and these bionicles metal junk piles....
It needs to have Shia Ledouche doing his crazy retard shtick, talking to himself and saying NoNoNoNoNoNoNoNoNoNoNo. Megan Fox trying to act and looking like a 30 year old raged out street walker whore.
More shameful masturbating close ups of her stomach... More random characters who have no purpose in the film.
What will make it funny is to have more scenes of Transformers stumbling around like morons hiding in the backyard, golden shower scenes, bumblebee farting on Sam's dad. COMEDY GOLD! Horrible Stereotypes and blatant racism. So much respect to source material....
Sure to get the Oscar this time, as long as we still have Michael Bay's AWESOME character development, 20 camera using, seizure inducing can't tell whats going on shaky cam, fast cut editing, emphatic tight close ups, helicopter in the sunset, extremely nauseating, repulsive, over the top product placement, and slow motion over dramatic explosions.
I sure hope so this movie will be AWESOME AND RAD TO THE MAX EXTREME with my A.D.D and short attention span.
Be sure not to take your riddilan when watching this great action packed popcorn blockbuster, leave your brain at the door snore fest...
What made Transformers a good movie?
1.Incoherent plot? scenes in the movie lead nowhere or had no real purpose, comedy filler, waste time, no story logic. The movie's script made it hard to suspend belief and enjoy the movie. B movie but with a bigger budget...
2.Laughably bad dialogue? "My bad" Shia "NoNoNoNoNo" Whats up lil B ****es" Touch my bush I'll kick your @$$!'' Happy Time" ect. ect. VOMIT
3. The army can kill the Decepticons? Why even have the autobots.
4.Transformers look like metal scraps glued together.
5.Dramatic scenes that fly straight out of left field? ("I'm so glad I got in the car with you.") B movie
6.Formerly respectable star sinks to a new low? John Turturro Jon Voight,Golden Shower Bumblebee pees now and farts? comedy gold....
7.Incredible overacting that is obviously encouraged by the director?
8.Bumblebee who cannot speak for no apparent reason? Damaged in battle ....please, prequel comic or motion comic just try to cover up bad story telling .Makes no sense other than that is what the director or script calls for in the movie. (no story logic.^)
Wouldn't need to waste so much time If BumbleBee could repair himself. Like Barricade repaired himself after the first fight and tell Shia that he needs the glasses!
9.Rampant racial stereotyping?" Hey Mammy "
"Speak English dude "
10.Characters with a lot of face time who end up playing no important role in the "story?"
Hackers and soldiers.
11.The action in some shots is hopelessly muddled? Shaky Cam, close ups, and quick cut editing.
12. Jazz's hilarious death scene is matched only by his hilarious eulogy? B movie
13. Transformers had little scene time due to over elaborated designs which made them too expensive? Prime shows up 70 mins into the movie.
14. Blatant over the top product placement? Takes away from the movie experience. Not just minor product placement the movie stops just for the product placement. Bumblebee updates to a newer car. The pilots getting into the F 22.
15. Transformers are secondary characters with little to no dialogue?
16. Hard to tell the Transformers apart. As long as the camera stands still long enough and the transformer is not silver. If it is an action scene forget about it..
17. For an action blockbuster there is not much action: 5 min of action in the beginning 10 min of action in the middle and 15 min of action at the end. In a 2 hr and 30 min movie. All of which jumps around from robots to humans every 2 seconds, due to the quick cut editing. Shaky Cam and close ups ruin most of the action.
18. Shia LaBarf can't act? NoNoNoNoNoNoNoNoNo BS comedy shtick, Even Stevens with robots...
19. Meagan Fox can't act? ........LMAO please
20. Michael Bay can't direct? " I make movies for 13 year old boys." Can't remember the Transformers names. Brawl is the tank Bay.. not DEVASTATOR!
Intense slow motion shots of characters
Has the camera moving during most scenes. Very rarely uses static shots.
Actors/characters in his films are almost uniformly shot in tight, emphatic close ups, framed under the hairline and above the chin.
Often has over-the-top visuals (i.e. key events taking place at sunset or dramatic events taking place behind actors doing routine activities).
Utilizes monotonic but intense musical cues during action-filled car chase scenes. Bad Boys II (2003), The Island (2005)
Uses shots of aircraft against a setting sun, especially helicopters (Armageddon (1998/I), Pearl Harbor (2001), Transformers (2007)).
Often features a slow-motion shot of an object crashing into, or tumbling towards the camera.
Uses a shot where the camera spins in a circle around characters. (Bad Boys II, Transformers)
Frequently incorporates scenes that involve characters running or moving towards the camera (almost always shot in slow-motion)
[Michael Bay on "Transformers look"]
Well, it's just, you know, listen, it's like...I didn't want to make the boxy characters, you know? Think about it, 30 feet in the air in the real world, just boxes, you know and it'd just look more fake, you know? And by adding more doo-dads, you know, stuff on the...stuff. Stuff on the robots, more car parts, and...you know you can just make it look more real.
Something close to the 80's cartoon design could have been achieved.
Nanotechnology is a legitimate reason for parts of the transformers to disappear or for mass shifting.( LIKE THE CUBE! )
Nobody wants the same thing from the cartoon.
Something CLOSER to the 80's or 2000 dreamwave comic book designs
could have been great.
Instead with now how Starscream retarded gorilla with chicken legs, Megatron's pineapple a$$hole face, alot of transformers now roll around on wheels, the constructicon is shown twice riding around on 1 wheel. Motercycle (Arcee) bots..... yep 1 wheel, Unicycle transformers The Twins ugly retard mongoloids stereotypes JAR JAR BINKS now Wheelie looks like Wall- E and Johnny Five hybrid
The outsides of the ALT MODE would be like armor that could split apart or change in minor ways to accommodate for movement.
The mass area of joints or the blocky parts can bend or reline itself.
Instead of having their guts exposed they could have the outer shell of their ALT mode act like armor.
The Nanotechnology would allow for more pleasing Aesthetic by adding simple yet believable appearance between the Alt mode armor plates and the human like areas and joints.
So you can achieve a balance between the 80's cartoon and Bayformers !
Will Transformers 2 be as good as the first one?
I hope this movie is 2 hours and 30 mins long with a lot of soldiers, hackers and only 15 minutes of incoherent action!!! HELL YEAH THAT WILL BE AWESOME!!!!!!!
Will it have abhorrent, horrendous, obnoxious, repulsive, shameful, terrible, ugly, swirling metal chucks, gorilla arms, unicycle retard looking Transformers in it.
Great job Bay keep lying to everybody about how your extremely expensive, hyper realistic Transformers is the only look that works and is not silly.. No middle ground between the original look and these bionicles metal junk piles....
It needs to have Shia Ledouche doing his crazy retard shtick, talking to himself and saying NoNoNoNoNoNoNoNoNoNoNo. Megan Fox trying to act and looking like a 30 year old raged out street walker whore.
More shameful masturbating close ups of her stomach... More random characters who have no purpose in the film.
What will make it funny is to have more scenes of Transformers stumbling around like morons hiding in the backyard, golden shower scenes, bumblebee farting on Sam's dad. COMEDY GOLD! Horrible Stereotypes and blatant racism. So much respect to source material....
Sure to get the Oscar this time, as long as we still have Michael Bay's AWESOME character development, 20 camera using, seizure inducing can't tell whats going on shaky cam, fast cut editing, emphatic tight close ups, helicopter in the sunset, extremely nauseating, repulsive, over the top product placement, and slow motion over dramatic explosions.
I sure hope so this movie will be AWESOME AND RAD TO THE MAX EXTWhat made Transformers a good movie?
1.Incoherent plot? scenes in the movie lead nowhere or had no real purpose, comedy filler, waste time, no story logic. The movie's script made it hard to suspend belief and enjoy the movie. B movie but with a bigger budget...
2.Laughably bad dialogue? "My bad" Shia "NoNoNoNoNo" Whats up lil B ****es" Touch my bush I'll kick your @$$!'' Happy Time" ect. ect. VOMIT
3. The army can kill the Decepticons? Why even have the autobots.
4.Transformers look like metal scraps glued together.
5.Dramatic scenes that fly straight out of left field? ("I'm so glad I got in the car with you.") B movie
6.Formerly respectable star sinks to a new low? John Turturro Jon Voight,Golden Shower Bumblebee pees now and farts? comedy gold....
7.Incredible overacting that is obviously encouraged by the director?
8.Bumblebee who cannot speak for no apparent reason? Damaged in battle ....please, prequel comic or motion comic just try to cover up bad story telling .Makes no sense other than that is what the director or script calls for in the movie. (no story logic.^)
Wouldn't need to waste so much time If BumbleBee could repair himself. Like Barricade repaired himself after the first fight and tell Shia that he needs the glasses!
9.Rampant racial stereotyping?" Hey Mammy "
"Speak English dude "
10.Characters with a lot of face time who end up playing no important role in the "story?"
Hackers and soldiers.
11.The action in some shots is hopelessly muddled? Shaky Cam, close ups, and quick cut editing.
12. Jazz's hilarious death scene is matched only by his hilarious eulogy? B movie
13. Transformers had little scene time due to over elaborated designs which made them too expensive? Prime shows up 70 mins into the movie.
14. Blatant over the top product placement? Takes away from the movie experience. Not just minor product placement the movie stops just for the product placement. Bumblebee updates to a newer car. The pilots getting into the F 22.
15. Transformers are secondary characters with little to no dialogue?
16. Hard to tell the Transformers apart. As long as the camera stands still long enough and the transformer is not silver. If it is an action scene forget about it..
17. For an action blockbuster there is not much action: 5 min of action in the beginning 10 min of action in the middle and 15 min of action at the end. In a 2 hr and 30 min movie. All of which jumps around from robots to humans every 2 seconds, due to the quick cut editing. Shaky Cam and close ups ruin most of the action.
18. Shia LaBarf can't act? NoNoNoNoNoNoNoNoNo BS comedy shtick, Even Stevens with robots...
19. Meagan Fox can't act? ........LMAO please
20. Michael Bay can't direct? " I make movies for 13 year old boys." Can't remember the Transformers names. Brawl is the tank Bay.. not DEVASTATOR!
Intense slow motion shots of characters
Has the camera moving during most scenes. Very rarely uses static shots.
Actors/characters in his films are almost uniformly shot in tight, emphatic close ups, framed under the hairline and above the chin.
Often has over-the-top visuals (i.e. key events taking place at sunset or dramatic events taking place behind actors doing routine activities).
Utilizes monotonic but intense musical cues during action-filled car chase scenes. Bad Boys II (2003), The Island (2005)
Uses shots of aircraft against a setting sun, especially helicopters (Armageddon (1998/I), Pearl Harbor (2001), Transformers (2007)).
Often features a slow-motion shot of an object crashing into, or tumbling towards the camera.
Uses a shot where the camera spins in a circle around characters. (Bad Boys II, Transformers)
Frequently incorporates scenes that involve characters running or moving towards the camera (almost always shot in slow-motion)
[Michael Bay on "Transformers look"]
Well, it's just, you know, listen, it's like...I didn't want to make the boxy characters, you know? Think about it, 30 feet in the air in the real world, just boxes, you know and it'd just look more fake, you know? And by adding more doo-dads, you know, stuff on the...stuff. Stuff on the robots, more car parts, and...you know you can just make it look more real.
Something close to the 80's cartoon design could have been achieved.
Nanotechnology is a legitimate reason for parts of the transformers to disappear or for mass shifting.( LIKE THE CUBE! )
Nobody wants the same thing from the cartoon.
Something CLOSER to the 80's or 2000 dreamwave comic book designs
could have been great.
Instead with now how Starscream retarded gorilla with chicken legs, Megatron's pineapple a$$hole face, alot of transformers now roll around on wheels, the constructicon is shown twice riding around on 1 wheel. Motercycle (Arcee) bots..... yep 1 wheel, Unicycle transformers The Twins ugly retard mongoloids stereotypes JAR JAR BINKS now Wheelie looks like Wall- E and Johnny Five hybrid
The outsides of the ALT MODE would be like armor that could split apart or change in minor ways to accommodate for movement.
The mass area of joints or the blocky parts can bend or reline itself.
Instead of having their guts exposed they could have the outer shell of their ALT mode act like armor.
The Nanotechnology would allow for more pleasing Aesthetic by adding simple yet believable appearance between the Alt mode armor plates and the human like areas and joints.
So you can achieve a balance between the 80's cartoon and Bayformers !
Will Transformers 2 be as good as the first one?
I hope this movie is 2 hours and 30 mins long with a lot of soldiers, hackers and only 15 minutes of incoherent action!!! HELL YEAH THAT WILL BE AWESOME!!!!!!!
Will it have abhorrent, horrendous, obnoxious, repulsive, shameful, terrible, ugly, swirling metal chucks, gorilla arms, unicycle retard looking Transformers in it.
Great job Bay keep lying to everybody about how your extremely expensive, hyper realistic Transformers is the only look that works and is not silly.. No middle ground between the original look and these bionicles metal junk piles....
It needs to have Shia Ledouche doing his crazy retard shtick, talking to himself and saying NoNoNoNoNoNoNoNoNoNoNo. Megan Fox trying to act and looking like a 30 year old raged out street walker whore.
More shameful masturbating close ups of her stomach... More random characters who have no purpose in the film.
What will make it funny is to have more scenes of Transformers stumbling around like morons hiding in the backyard, golden shower scenes, bumblebee farting on Sam's dad. COMEDY GOLD! Horrible Stereotypes and blatant racism. So much respect to source material....
Sure to get the Oscar this time, as long as we still have Michael Bay's AWESOME character development, 20 camera using, seizure inducing can't tell whats going on shaky cam, fast cut editing, emphatic tight close ups, helicopter in the sunset, extremely nauseating, repulsive, over the top product placement, and slow motion over dramatic explosions.
I sure hope so this movie will be AWESOME AND RAD TO THE MAX EXTREME with my A.D.D and short attention span.
Be sure not to take your riddilan when watching this great action packed popcorn blockbuster, leave your brain at the door snore fest...
What made Transformers a good movie?
1.Incoherent plot? scenes in the movie lead nowhere or had no real purpose, comedy filler, waste time, no story logic. The movie's script made it hard to suspend belief and enjoy the movie. B movie but with a bigger budget...
2.Laughably bad dialogue? "My bad" Shia "NoNoNoNoNo" Whats up lil B ****es" Touch my bush I'll kick your @$$!'' Happy Time" ect. ect. VOMIT
3. The army can kill the Decepticons? Why even have the autobots.
4.Transformers look like metal scraps glued together.
5.Dramatic scenes that fly straight out of left field? ("I'm so glad I got in the car with you.") B movie
6.Formerly respectable star sinks to a new low? John Turturro Jon Voight,Golden Shower Bumblebee pees now and farts? comedy gold....
7.Incredible overacting that is obviously encouraged by the director?
8.Bumblebee who cannot speak for no apparent reason? Damaged in battle ....please, prequel comic or motion comic just try to cover up bad story telling .Makes no sense other than that is what the director or script calls for in the movie. (no story logic.^)
Wouldn't need to waste so much time If BumbleBee could repair himself. Like Barricade repaired himself after the first fight and tell Shia that he needs the glasses!
9.Rampant racial stereotyping?" Hey Mammy "
"Speak English dude "
10.Characters with a lot of face time who end up playing no important role in the "story?"
Hackers and soldiers.
11.The action in some shots is hopelessly muddled? Shaky Cam, close ups, and quick cut editing.
12. Jazz's hilarious death scene is matched only by his hilarious eulogy? B movie
13. Transformers had little scene time due to over elaborated designs which made them too expensive? Prime shows up 70 mins into the movie.
14. Blatant over the top product placement? Takes away from the movie experience. Not just minor product placement the movie stops just for the product placement. Bumblebee updates to a newer car. The pilots getting into the F 22.
15. Transformers are secondary characters with little to no dialogue?
16. Hard to tell the Transformers apart. As long as the camera stands still long enough and the transformer is not silver. If it is an action scene forget about it..
17. For an action blockbuster there is not much action: 5 min of action in the beginning 10 min of action in the middle and 15 min of action at the end. In a 2 hr and 30 min movie. All of which jumps around from robots to humans every 2 seconds, due to the quick cut editing. Shaky Cam and close ups ruin most of the action.
18. Shia LaBarf can't act? NoNoNoNoNoNoNoNoNo BS comedy shtick, Even Stevens with robots...
19. Meagan Fox can't act? ........LMAO please
20. Michael Bay can't direct? " I make movies for 13 year old boys." Can't remember the Transformers names. Brawl is the tank Bay.. not DEVASTATOR!
Intense slow motion shots of characters
Has the camera moving during most scenes. Very rarely uses static shots.
Actors/characters in his films are almost uniformly shot in tight, emphatic close ups, framed under the hairline and above the chin.
Often has over-the-top visuals (i.e. key events taking place at sunset or dramatic events taking place behind actors doing routine activities).
Utilizes monotonic but intense musical cues during action-filled car chase scenes. Bad Boys II (2003), The Island (2005)
Uses shots of aircraft against a setting sun, especially helicopters (Armageddon (1998/I), Pearl Harbor (2001), Transformers (2007)).
Often features a slow-motion shot of an object crashing into, or tumbling towards the camera.
Uses a shot where the camera spins in a circle around characters. (Bad Boys II, Transformers)
Frequently incorporates scenes that involve characters running or moving towards the camera (almost always shot in slow-motion)
[Michael Bay on "Transformers look"]
Well, it's just, you know, listen, it's like...I didn't want to make the boxy characters, you know? Think about it, 30 feet in the air in the real world, just boxes, you know and it'd just look more fake, you know? And by adding more doo-dads, you know, stuff on the...stuff. Stuff on the robots, more car parts, and...you know you can just make it look more real.
Something close to the 80's cartoon design could have been achieved.
Nanotechnology is a legitimate reason for parts of the transformers to disappear or for mass shifting.( LIKE THE CUBE! )
Nobody wants the same thing from the cartoon.
Something CLOSER to the 80's or 2000 dreamwave comic book designs
could have been great.
Instead with now how Starscream retarded gorilla with chicken legs, Megatron's pineapple a$$hole face, alot of transformers now roll around on wheels, the constructicon is shown twice riding around on 1 wheel. Motercycle (Arcee) bots..... yep 1 wheel, Unicycle transformers The Twins ugly retard mongoloids stereotypes JAR JAR BINKS now Wheelie looks like Wall- E and Johnny Five hybrid
The outsides of the ALT MODE would be like armor that could split apart or change in minor ways to accommodate for movement.
The mass area of joints or the blocky parts can bend or reline itself.
Instead of having their guts exposed they could have the outer shell of their ALT mode act like armor.
The Nanotechnology would allow for more pleasing Aesthetic by adding simple yet believable appearance between the Alt mode armor plates and the human like areas and joints.
So you can achieve a balance between the 80's cartoon and Bayformers !
Will Transformers 2 be as good as the first one?
I hope this movie is 2 hours and 30 mins long with a lot of soldiers, hackers and only 15 minutes of incoherent action!!! HELL YEAH THAT WILL BE AWESOME!!!!!!!
Will it have abhorrent, horrendous, obnoxious, repulsive, shameful, terrible, ugly, swirling metal chucks, gorilla arms, unicycle retard looking Transformers in it.
Great job Bay keep lying to everybody about how your extremely expensive, hyper realistic Transformers is the only look that works and is not silly.. No middle ground between the original look and these bionicles metal junk piles....
It needs to have Shia Ledouche doing his crazy retard shtick, talking to himself and saying NoNoNoNoNoNoNoNoNoNoNo. Megan Fox trying to act and looking like a 30 year old raged out street walker whore.
More shameful masturbating close ups of her stomach... More random characters who have no purpose in the film.
What will make it funny is to have more scenes of Transformers stumbling around like morons hiding in the backyard, golden shower scenes, bumblebee farting on Sam's dad. COMEDY GOLD! Horrible Stereotypes and blatant racism. So much respect to source material....
Sure to get the Oscar this time, as long as we still have Michael Bay's AWESOME character development, 20 camera using, seizure inducing can't tell whats going on shaky cam, fast cut editing, emphatic tight close ups, helicopter in the sunset, extremely nauseating, repulsive, over the top product placement, and slow motion over dramatic explosions.
I sure hope so this movie will be AWESOME AND RAD TO THE MAX EXTREME with my A.D.D and short attention span.
Be sure not to take your riddilan when watching this great action packed popcorn blockbuster, leave your brain at the door snore fest...
What made Transformers a good movie?
1.Incoherent plot? scenes in the movie lead nowhere or had no real purpose, comedy filler, waste time, no story logic. The movie's script made it hard to suspend belief and enjoy the movie. B movie but with a bigger budget...
2.Laughably bad dialogue? "My bad" Shia "NoNoNoNoNo" Whats up lil B ****es" Touch my bush I'll kick your @$$!'' Happy Time" ect. ect. VOMIT
3. The army can kill the Decepticons? Why even have the autobots.
4.Transformers look like metal scraps glued together.
5.Dramatic scenes that fly straight out of left field? ("I'm so glad I got in the car with you.") B movie
6.Formerly respectable star sinks to a new low? John Turturro Jon Voight,Golden Shower Bumblebee pees now and farts? comedy gold....
7.Incredible overacting that is obviously encouraged by the director?
8.Bumblebee who cannot speak for no apparent reason? Damaged in battle ....please, prequel comic or motion comic just try to cover up bad story telling .Makes no sense other than that is what the director or script calls for in the movie. (no story logic.^)
Wouldn't need to waste so much time If BumbleBee could repair himself. Like Barricade repaired himself after the first fight and tell Shia that he needs the glasses!
9.Rampant racial stereotyping?" Hey Mammy "
"Speak English dude "
10.Characters with a lot of face time who end up playing no important role in the "story?"
Hackers and soldiers.
11.The action in some shots is hopelessly muddled? Shaky Cam, close ups, and quick cut editing.
12. Jazz's hilarious death scene is matched only by his hilarious eulogy? B movie
13. Transformers had little scene time due to over elaborated designs which made them too expensive? Prime shows up 70 mins into the movie.
14. Blatant over the top product placement? Takes away from the movie experience. Not just minor product placement the movie stops just for the product placement. Bumblebee updates to a newer car. The pilots getting into the F 22.
15. Transformers are secondary characters with little to no dialogue?
16. Hard to tell the Transformers apart. As long as the camera stands still long enough and the transformer is not silver. If it is an action scene forget about it..
17. For an action blockbuster there is not much action: 5 min of action in the beginning 10 min of action in the middle and 15 min of action at the end. In a 2 hr and 30 min movie. All of which jumps around from robots to humans every 2 seconds, due to the quick cut editing. Shaky Cam and close ups ruin most of the action.
18. Shia LaBarf can't act? NoNoNoNoNoNoNoNoNo BS comedy shtick, Even Stevens with robots...
19. Meagan Fox can't act? ........LMAO please
20. Michael Bay can't direct? " I make movies for 13 year old boys." Can't remember the Transformers names. Brawl is the tank Bay.. not DEVASTATOR!
Intense slow motion shots of characters
Has the camera moving during most scenes. Very rarely uses static shots.
Actors/characters in his films are almost uniformly shot in tight, emphatic close ups, framed under the hairline and above the chin.
Often has over-the-top visuals (i.e. key events taking place at sunset or dramatic events taking place behind actors doing routine activities).
Utilizes monotonic but intense musical cues during action-filled car chase scenes. Bad Boys II (2003), The Island (2005)
Uses shots of aircraft against a setting sun, especially helicopters (Armageddon (1998/I), Pearl Harbor (2001), Transformers (2007)).
Often features a slow-motion shot of an object crashing into, or tumbling towards the camera.
Uses a shot where the camera spins in a circle around characters. (Bad Boys II, Transformers)
Frequently incorporates scenes that involve characters running or moving towards the camera (almost always shot in slow-motion)
[Michael Bay on "Transformers look"]
Well, it's just, you know, listen, it's like...I didn't want to make the boxy characters, you know? Think about it, 30 feet in the air in the real world, just boxes, you know and it'd just look more fake, you know? And by adding more doo-dads, you know, stuff on the...stuff. Stuff on the robots, more car parts, and...you know you can just make it look more real.
Something close to the 80's cartoon design could have been achieved.
Nanotechnology is a legitimate reason for parts of the transformers to disappear or for mass shifting.( LIKE THE CUBE! )
Nobody wants the same thing from the cartoon.
Something CLOSER to the 80's or 2000 dreamwave comic book designs
could have been great.
Instead with now how Starscream retarded gorilla with chicken legs, Megatron's pineapple a$$hole face, alot of transformers now roll around on wheels, the constructicon is shown twice riding around on 1 wheel. Motercycle (Arcee) bots..... yep 1 wheel, Unicycle transformers The Twins ugly retard mongoloids stereotypes JAR JAR BINKS now Wheelie looks like Wall- E and Johnny Five hybrid
The outsides of the ALT MODE would be like armor that could split apart or change in minor ways to accommodate for movement.
The mass area of joints or the blocky parts can bend or reline itself.
Instead of having their guts exposed they could have the outer shell of their ALT mode act like armor.
The Nanotechnology would allow for more pleasing Aesthetic by adding simple yet believable appearance between the Alt mode armor plates and the human like areas and joints.
So you can achieve a balance between the 80's cartoon and Bayformers !
Will Transformers 2 be as good as the first one?
I hope this movie is 2 hours and 30 mins long with a lot of soldiers, hackers and only 15 minutes of incoherent action!!! HELL YEAH THAT WILL BE AWESOME!!!!!!!
Will it have abhorrent, horrendous, obnoxious, repulsive, shameful, terrible, ugly, swirling metal chucks, gorilla arms, unicycle retard looking Transformers in it.
Great job Bay keep lying to everybody about how your extremely expensive, hyper realistic Transformers is the only look that works and is not silly.. No middle ground between the original look and these bionicles metal junk piles....
It needs to have Shia Ledouche doing his crazy retard shtick, talking to himself and saying NoNoNoNoNoNoNoNoNoNoNo. Megan Fox trying to act and looking like a 30 year old raged out street walker whore.
More shameful masturbating close ups of her stomach... More random characters who have no purpose in the film.
What will make it funny is to have more scenes of Transformers stumbling around like morons hiding in the backyard, golden shower scenes, bumblebee farting on Sam's dad. COMEDY GOLD! Horrible Stereotypes and blatant racism. So much respect to source material....
Sure to get the Oscar this time, as long as we still have Michael Bay's AWESOME character development, 20 camera using, seizure inducing can't tell whats going on shaky cam, fast cut editing, emphatic tight close ups, helicopter in the sunset, extremely nauseating, repulsive, over the top product placement, and slow motion over dramatic explosions.
I sure hope so this movie will be AWESOME AND RAD TO THE What made Transformers a good movie?
1.Incoherent plot? scenes in the movie lead nowhere or had no real purpose, comedy filler, waste time, no story logic. The movie's script made it hard to suspend belief and enjoy the movie. B movie but with a bigger budget...
2.Laughably bad dialogue? "My bad" Shia "NoNoNoNoNo" Whats up lil B ****es" Touch my bush I'll kick your @$$!'' Happy Time" ect. ect. VOMIT
3. The army can kill the Decepticons? Why even have the autobots.
4.Transformers look like metal scraps glued together.
5.Dramatic scenes that fly straight out of left field? ("I'm so glad I got in the car with you.") B movie
6.Formerly respectable star sinks to a new low? John Turturro Jon Voight,Golden Shower Bumblebee pees now and farts? comedy gold....
7.Incredible overacting that is obviously encouraged by the director?
8.Bumblebee who cannot speak for no apparent reason? Damaged in battle ....please, prequel comic or motion comic just try to cover up bad story telling .Makes no sense other than that is what the director or script calls for in the movie. (no story logic.^)
Wouldn't need to waste so much time If BumbleBee could repair himself. Like Barricade repaired himself after the first fight and tell Shia that he needs the glasses!
9.Rampant racial stereotyping?" Hey Mammy "
"Speak English dude "
10.Characters with a lot of face time who end up playing no important role in the "story?"
Hackers and soldiers.
11.The action in some shots is hopelessly muddled? Shaky Cam, close ups, and quick cut editing.
12. Jazz's hilarious death scene is matched only by his hilarious eulogy? B movie
13. Transformers had little scene time due to over elaborated designs which made them too expensive? Prime shows up 70 mins into the movie.
14. Blatant over the top product placement? Takes away from the movie experience. Not just minor product placement the movie stops just for the product placement. Bumblebee updates to a newer car. The pilots getting into the F 22.
15. Transformers are secondary characters with little to no dialogue?
16. Hard to tell the Transformers apart. As long as the camera stands still long enough and the transformer is not silver. If it is an action scene forget about it..
17. For an action blockbuster there is not much action: 5 min of action in the beginning 10 min of action in the middle and 15 min of action at the end. In a 2 hr and 30 min movie. All of which jumps around from robots to humans every 2 seconds, due to the quick cut editing. Shaky Cam and close ups ruin most of the action.
18. Shia LaBarf can't act? NoNoNoNoNoNoNoNoNo BS comedy shtick, Even Stevens with robots...
19. Meagan Fox can't act? ........LMAO please
20. Michael Bay can't direct? " I make movies for 13 year old boys." Can't remember the Transformers names. Brawl is the tank Bay.. not DEVASTATOR!
Intense slow motion shots of characters
Has the camera moving during most scenes. Very rarely uses static shots.
Actors/characters in his films are almost uniformly shot in tight, emphatic close ups, framed under the hairline and above the chin.
Often has over-the-top visuals (i.e. key events taking place at sunset or dramatic events taking place behind actors doing routine activities).
Utilizes monotonic but intense musical cues during action-filled car chase scenes. Bad Boys II (2003), The Island (2005)
Uses shots of aircraft against a setting sun, especially helicopters (Armageddon (1998/I), Pearl Harbor (2001), Transformers (2007)).
Often features a slow-motion shot of an object crashing into, or tumbling towards the camera.
Uses a shot where the camera spins in a circle around characters. (Bad Boys II, Transformers)
Frequently incorporates scenes that involve characters running or moving towards the camera (almost always shot in slow-motion)
[Michael Bay on "Transformers look"]
Well, it's just, you know, listen, it's like...I didn't want to make the boxy characters, you know? Think about it, 30 feet in the air in the real world, just boxes, you know and it'd just look more fake, you know? And by adding more doo-dads, you know, stuff on the...stuff. Stuff on the robots, more car parts, and...you know you can just make it look more real.
Something close to the 80's cartoon design could have been achieved.
Nanotechnology is a legitimate reason for parts of the transformers to disappear or for mass shifting.( LIKE THE CUBE! )
Nobody wants the same thing from the cartoon.
Something CLOSER to the 80's or 2000 dreamwave comic book designs
could have been great.
Instead with now how Starscream retarded gorilla with chicken legs, Megatron's pineapple a$$hole face, alot of transformers now roll around on wheels, the constructicon is shown twice riding around on 1 wheel. Motercycle (Arcee) bots..... yep 1 wheel, Unicycle transformers The Twins ugly retard mongoloids stereotypes JAR JAR BINKS now Wheelie looks like Wall- E and Johnny Five hybrid
The outsides of the ALT MODE would be like armor that could split apart or change in minor ways to accommodate for movement.
The mass area of joints or the blocky parts can bend or reline itself.
Instead of having their guts exposed they could have the outer shell of their ALT mode act like armor.
The Nanotechnology would allow for more pleasing Aesthetic by adding simple yet believable appearance between the Alt mode armor plates and the human like areas and joints.
So you can achieve a balance between the 80's cartoon and Bayformers !
Will Transformers 2 be as good as the first one?
I hope this movie is 2 hours and 30 mins long with a lot of soldiers, hackers and only 15 minutes of incoherent action!!! HELL YEAH THAT WILL BE AWESOME!!!!!!!
Will it have abhorrent, horrendous, obnoxious, repulsive, shameful, terrible, ugly, swirling metal chucks, gorilla arms, unicycle retard looking Transformers in it.
Great job Bay keep lying to everybody about how your extremely expensive, hyper realistic Transformers is the only look that works and is not silly.. No middle ground between the original look and these bionicles metal junk piles....
It needs to have Shia Ledouche doing his crazy retard shtick, talking to himself and saying NoNoNoNoNoNoNoNoNoNoNo. Megan Fox trying to act and looking like a 30 year old raged out street walker whore.
More shameful masturbating close ups of her stomach... More random characters who have no purpose in the film.
What will make it funny is to have more scenes of Transformers stumbling around like morons hiding in the backyard, golden shower scenes, bumblebee farting on Sam's dad. COMEDY GOLD! Horrible Stereotypes and blatant racism. So much respect to source material....
Sure to get the Oscar this time, as long as we still have Michael Bay's AWESOME character development, 20 camera using, seizure inducing can't tell whats going on shaky cam, fast cut editing, emphatic tight close ups, helicopter in the sunset, extremely nauseating, repulsive, over the top product placement, and slow motion over dramatic explosions.
I sure hope so this movie will be AWESOME AND RAD TO THE MAX EXTREME with my A.D.D and short attention span.
Be sure not to take your riddilan when watching this great action packed popcorn blockbuster, leave your brain at the door snore fest...
What made Transformers a good movie?
1.Incoherent plot? scenes in the movie lead nowhere or had no real purpose, comedy filler, waste time, no story logic. The movie's script made it hard to suspend belief and enjoy the movie. B movie but with a bigger budget...
2.Laughably bad dialogue? "My bad" Shia "NoNoNoNoNo" Whats up lil B ****es" Touch my bush I'll kick your @$$!'' Happy Time" ect. ect. VOMIT
3. The army can kill the Decepticons? Why even have the autobots.
4.Transformers look like metal scraps glued together.
5.Dramatic scenes that fly straight out of left field? ("I'm so glad I got in the car with you.") B movie
6.Formerly respectable star sinks to a new low? John Turturro Jon Voight,Golden Shower Bumblebee pees now and farts? comedy gold....
7.Incredible overacting that is obviously encouraged by the director?
8.Bumblebee who cannot speak for no apparent reason? Damaged in battle ....please, prequel comic or motion comic just try to cover up bad story telling .Makes no sense other than that is what the director or script calls for in the movie. (no story logic.^)
Wouldn't need to waste so much time If BumbleBee could repair himself. Like Barricade repaired himself after the first fight and tell Shia that he needs the glasses!
9.Rampant racial stereotyping?" Hey Mammy "
"Speak English dude "
10.Characters with a lot of face time who end up playing no important role in the "story?"
Hackers and soldiers.
11.The action in some shots is hopelessly muddled? Shaky Cam, close ups, and quick cut editing.
12. Jazz's hilarious death scene is matched only by his hilarious eulogy? B movie
13. Transformers had little scene time due to over elaborated designs which made them too expensive? Prime shows up 70 mins into the movie.
14. Blatant over the top product placement? Takes away from the movie experience. Not just minor product placement the movie stops just for the product placement. Bumblebee updates to a newer car. The pilots getting into the F 22.
15. Transformers are secondary characters with little to no dialogue?
16. Hard to tell the Transformers apart. As long as the camera stands still long enough and the transformer is not silver. If it is an action scene forget about it..
17. For an action blockbuster there is not much action: 5 min of action in the beginning 10 min of action in the middle and 15 min of action at the end. In a 2 hr and 30 min movie. All of which jumps around from robots to humans every 2 seconds, due to the quick cut editing. Shaky Cam and close ups ruin most of the action.
18. Shia LaBarf can't act? NoNoNoNoNoNoNoNoNo BS comedy shtick, Even Stevens with robots...
19. Meagan Fox can't act? ........LMAO please
20. Michael Bay can't direct? " I make movies for 13 year old boys." Can't remember the Transformers names. Brawl is the tank Bay.. not DEVASTATOR!
Intense slow motion shots of characters
Has the camera moving during most scenes. Very rarely uses static shots.
Actors/characters in his films are almost uniformly shot in tight, emphatic close ups, framed under the hairline and above the chin.
Often has over-the-top visuals (i.e. key events taking place at sunset or dramatic events taking place behind actors doing routine activities).
Utilizes monotonic but intense musical cues during action-filled car chase scenes. Bad Boys II (2003), The Island (2005)
Uses shots of aircraft against a setting sun, especially helicopters (Armageddon (1998/I), Pearl Harbor (2001), Transformers (2007)).
Often features a slow-motion shot of an object crashing into, or tumbling towards the camera.
Uses a shot where the camera spins in a circle around characters. (Bad Boys II, Transformers)
Frequently incorporates scenes that involve characters running or moving towards the camera (almost always shot in slow-motion)
[Michael Bay on "Transformers look"]
Well, it's just, you know, listen, it's like...I didn't want to make the boxy characters, you know? Think about it, 30 feet in the air in the real world, just boxes, you know and it'd just look more fake, you know? And by adding more doo-dads, you know, stuff on the...stuff. Stuff on the robots, more car parts, and...you know you can just make it look more real.
Something close to the 80's cartoon design could have been achieved.
Nanotechnology is a legitimate reason for parts of the transformers to disappear or for mass shifting.( LIKE THE CUBE! )
Nobody wants the same thing from the cartoon.
Something CLOSER to the 80's or 2000 dreamwave comic book designs
could have been great.
Instead with now how Starscream retarded gorilla with chicken legs, Megatron's pineapple a$$hole face, alot of transformers now roll around on wheels, the constructicon is shown twice riding around on 1 wheel. Motercycle (Arcee) bots..... yep 1 wheel, Unicycle transformers The Twins ugly retard mongoloids stereotypes JAR JAR BINKS now Wheelie looks like Wall- E and Johnny Five hybrid
The outsides of the ALT MODE would be like armor that could split apart or change in minor ways to accommodate for movement.
The mass area of joints or the blocky parts can bend or reline itself.
Instead of having their guts exposed they could have the outer shell of their ALT mode act like armor.
The Nanotechnology would allow for more pleasing Aesthetic by adding simple yet believable appearance between the Alt mode armor plates and the human like areas and joints.
So you can achieve a balance between the 80's cartoon and Bayformers !
Will Transformers 2 be as good as the first one?
I hope this movie is 2 hours and 30 mins long with a lot of soldiers, hackers and only 15 minutes of incoherent action!!! HELL YEAH THAT WILL BE AWESOME!!!!!!!
Will it have abhorrent, horrendous, obnoxious, repulsive, shameful, terrible, ugly, swirling metal chucks, gorilla arms, unicycle retard looking Transformers in it.
Great job Bay keep lying to everybody about how your extremely expensive, hyper realistic Transformers is the only look that works and is not silly.. No middle ground between the original look and these bionicles metal junk piles....
It needs to have Shia Ledouche doing his crazy retard shtick, talking to himself and saying NoNoNoNoNoNoNoNoNoNoNo. Megan Fox trying to act and looking like a 30 year old raged out street walker whore.
More shameful masturbating close ups of her stomach... More random characters who have no purpose in the film.
What will make it funny is to have more scenes of Transformers stumbling around like morons hiding in the backyard, golden shower scenes, bumblebee farting on Sam's dad. COMEDY GOLD! Horrible Stereotypes and blatant racism. So much respect to source material....
Sure to get the Oscar this time, as long as we still have Michael Bay's AWESOME character development, 20 camera using, seizure inducing can't tell whats going on shaky cam, fast cut editing, emphatic tight close ups, helicopter in the sunset, extremely nauseating, repulsive, over the top product placement, and slow motion over dramatic explosions.
I sure hope so this movie will be AWESOME AND RAD TO THE MAX EXTREME with my A.D.D and short attention span.
Be sure not to take your riddilan when watching this great action packed popcorn blockbuster, leave your brain at the door snore fest...
What made Transformers a good movie?
1.Incoherent plot? scenes in the movie lead nowhere or had no real purpose, comedy filler, waste time, no story logic. The movie's script made it hard to suspend belief and enjoy the movie. B movie but with a bigger budget...
2.Laughably bad dialogue? "My bad" Shia "NoNoNoNoNo" Whats up lil B ****es" Touch my bush I'll kick your @$$!'' Happy Time" ect. ect. VOMIT
3. The army can kill the Decepticons? Why even have the autobots.
4.Transformers look like metal scraps glued together.
5.Dramatic scenes that fly straight out of left field? ("I'm so glad I got in the car with you.") B movie
6.Formerly respectable star sinks to a new low? John Turturro Jon Voight,Golden Shower Bumblebee pees now and farts? comedy gold....
7.Incredible overacting that is obviously encouraged by the director?
8.Bumblebee who cannot speak for no apparent reason? Damaged in battle ....please, prequel comic or motion comic just try to cover up bad story telling .Makes no sense other than that is what the director or script calls for in the movie. (no story logic.^)
Wouldn't need to waste so much time If BumbleBee could repair himself. Like Barricade repaired himself after the first fight and tell Shia that he needs the glasses!
9.Rampant racial stereotyping?" Hey Mammy "
"Speak English dude "
10.Characters with a lot of face time who end up playing no important role in the "story?"
Hackers and soldiers.
11.The action in some shots is hopelessly muddled? Shaky Cam, close ups, and quick cut editing.
12. Jazz's hilarious death scene is matched only by his hilarious eulogy? B movie
13. Transformers had little scene time due to over elaborated designs which made them too expensive? Prime shows up 70 mins into the movie.
14. Blatant over the top product placement? Takes away from the movie experience. Not just minor product placement the movie stops just for the product placement. Bumblebee updates to a newer car. The pilots getting into the F 22.
15. Transformers are secondary characters with little to no dialogue?
16. Hard to tell the Transformers apart. As long as the camera stands still long enough and the transformer is not silver. If it is an action scene forget about it..
17. For an action blockbuster there is not much action: 5 min of action in the beginning 10 min of action in the middle and 15 min of action at the end. In a 2 hr and 30 min movie. All of which jumps around from robots to humans every 2 seconds, due to the quick cut editing. Shaky Cam and close ups ruin most of the action.
18. Shia LaBarf can't act? NoNoNoNoNoNoNoNoNo BS comedy shtick, Even Stevens with robots...
19. Meagan Fox can't act? ........LMAO please
20. Michael Bay can't direct? " I make movies for 13 year old boys." Can't remember the Transformers names. Brawl is the tank Bay.. not DEVASTATOR!
Intense slow motion shots of characters
Has the camera moving during most scenes. Very rarely uses static shots.
Actors/characters in his films are almost uniformly shot in tight, emphatic close ups, framed under the hairline and above the chin.
Often has over-the-top visuals (i.e. key events taking place at sunset or dramatic events taking place behind actors doing routine activities).
Utilizes monotonic but intense musical cues during action-filled car chase scenes. Bad Boys II (2003), The Island (2005)
Uses shots of aircraft against a setting sun, especially helicopters (Armageddon (1998/I), Pearl Harbor (2001), Transformers (2007)).
Often features a slow-motion shot of an object crashing into, or tumbling towards the camera.
Uses a shot where the camera spins in a circle around characters. (Bad Boys II, Transformers)
Frequently incorporates scenes that involve characters running or moving towards the camera (almost always shot in slow-motion)
[Michael Bay on "Transformers look"]
Well, it's just, you know, listen, it's like...I didn't want to make the boxy characters, you know? Think about it, 30 feet in the air in the real world, just boxes, you know and it'd just look more fake, you know? And by adding more doo-dads, you know, stuff on the...stuff. Stuff on the robots, more car parts, and...you know you can just make it look more real.
Something close to the 80's cartoon design could have been achieved.
Nanotechnology is a legitimate reason for parts of the transformers to disappear or for mass shifting.( LIKE THE CUBE! )
Nobody wants the same thing from the cartoon.
Something CLOSER to the 80's or 2000 dreamwave comic book designs
could have been great.
Instead with now how Starscream retarded gorilla with chicken legs, Megatron's pineapple a$$hole face, alot of transformers now roll around on wheels, the constructicon is shown twice riding around on 1 wheel. Motercycle (Arcee) bots..... yep 1 wheel, Unicycle transformers The Twins ugly retard mongoloids stereotypes JAR JAR BINKS now Wheelie looks like Wall- E and Johnny Five hybrid
The outsides of the ALT MODE would be like armor that could split apart or change in minor ways to accommodate for movement.
The mass area of joints or the blocky parts can bend or reline itself.
Instead of having their guts exposed they could have the outer shell of their ALT mode act like armor.
The Nanotechnology would allow for more pleasing Aesthetic by adding simple yet believable appearance between the Alt mode armor plates and the human like areas and joints.
So you can achieve a balance between the 80's cartoon and Bayformers !
Will Transformers 2 be as good as the first one?
I hope this movie is 2 hours and 30 mins long with a lot of soldiers, hackers and only 15 minutes of incoherent action!!! HELL YEAH THAT WILL BE AWESOME!!!!!!!
Will it have abhorrent, horrendous, obnoxious, repulsive, shameful, terrible, ugly, swirling metal chucks, gorilla arms, unicycle retard looking Transformers in it.
Great job Bay keep lying to everybody about how your extremely expensive, hyper realistic Transformers is the only look that works and is not silly.. No middle ground between the original look and these bionicles metal junk piles....
It needs to have Shia Ledouche doing his crazy retard shtick, talking to himself and saying NoNoNoNoNoNoNoNoNoNoNo. Megan Fox trying to act and looking like a 30 year old raged out street walker whore.
More shameful masturbating close ups of her stomach... More random characters who have no purpose in the film.
What will make it funny is to have more scenes of Transformers stumbling around like morons hiding in the backyard, golden shower scenes, bumblebee farting on Sam's dad. COMEDY GOLD! Horrible Stereotypes and blatant racism. So much respect to source material....
Sure to get the Oscar this time, as long as we still have Michael Bay's AWESOME character development, 20 camera using, seizure inducing can't tell whats going on shaky cam, fast cut editing, emphatic tight close ups, helicopter in the sunset, extremely nauseating, repulsive, over the top product placement, and slow motion over dramatic explosions.
I sure hope so this movie will be AWESOME AND RAD TO THE MAX EXTREME with my A.D.D and short attention span.
Be sure What made Transformers a good movie?
1.Incoherent plot? scenes in the movie lead nowhere or had no real purpose, comedy filler, waste time, no story logic. The movie's script made it hard to suspend belief and enjoy the movie. B movie but with a bigger budget...
2.Laughably bad dialogue? "My bad" Shia "NoNoNoNoNo" Whats up lil B ****es" Touch my bush I'll kick your @$$!'' Happy Time" ect. ect. VOMIT
3. The army can kill the Decepticons? Why even have the autobots.
4.Transformers look like metal scraps glued together.
5.Dramatic scenes that fly straight out of left field? ("I'm so glad I got in the car with you.") B movie
6.Formerly respectable star sinks to a new low? John Turturro Jon Voight,Golden Shower Bumblebee pees now and farts? comedy gold....
7.Incredible overacting that is obviously encouraged by the director?
8.Bumblebee who cannot speak for no apparent reason? Damaged in battle ....please, prequel comic or motion comic just try to cover up bad story telling .Makes no sense other than that is what the director or script calls for in the movie. (no story logic.^)
Wouldn't need to waste so much time If BumbleBee could repair himself. Like Barricade repaired himself after the first fight and tell Shia that he needs the glasses!
9.Rampant racial stereotyping?" Hey Mammy "
"Speak English dude "
10.Characters with a lot of face time who end up playing no important role in the "story?"
Hackers and soldiers.
11.The action in some shots is hopelessly muddled? Shaky Cam, close ups, and quick cut editing.
12. Jazz's hilarious death scene is matched only by his hilarious eulogy? B movie
13. Transformers had little scene time due to over elaborated designs which made them too expensive? Prime shows up 70 mins into the movie.
14. Blatant over the top product placement? Takes away from the movie experience. Not just minor product placement the movie stops just for the product placement. Bumblebee updates to a newer car. The pilots getting into the F 22.
15. Transformers are secondary characters with little to no dialogue?
16. Hard to tell the Transformers apart. As long as the camera stands still long enough and the transformer is not silver. If it is an action scene forget about it..
17. For an action blockbuster there is not much action: 5 min of action in the beginning 10 min of action in the middle and 15 min of action at the end. In a 2 hr and 30 min movie. All of which jumps around from robots to humans every 2 seconds, due to the quick cut editing. Shaky Cam and close ups ruin most of the action.
18. Shia LaBarf can't act? NoNoNoNoNoNoNoNoNo BS comedy shtick, Even Stevens with robots...
19. Meagan Fox can't act? ........LMAO please
20. Michael Bay can't direct? " I make movies for 13 year old boys." Can't remember the Transformers names. Brawl is the tank Bay.. not DEVASTATOR!
Intense slow motion shots of characters
Has the camera moving during most scenes. Very rarely uses static shots.
Actors/characters in his films are almost uniformly shot in tight, emphatic close ups, framed under the hairline and above the chin.
Often has over-the-top visuals (i.e. key events taking place at sunset or dramatic events taking place behind actors doing routine activities).
Utilizes monotonic but intense musical cues during action-filled car chase scenes. Bad Boys II (2003), The Island (2005)
Uses shots of aircraft against a setting sun, especially helicopters (Armageddon (1998/I), Pearl Harbor (2001), Transformers (2007)).
Often features a slow-motion shot of an object crashing into, or tumbling towards the camera.
Uses a shot where the camera spins in a circle around characters. (Bad Boys II, Transformers)
Frequently incorporates scenes that involve characters running or moving towards the camera (almost always shot in slow-motion)
[Michael Bay on "Transformers look"]
Well, it's just, you know, listen, it's like...I didn't want to make the boxy characters, you know? Think about it, 30 feet in the air in the real world, just boxes, you know and it'd just look more fake, you know? And by adding more doo-dads, you know, stuff on the...stuff. Stuff on the robots, more car parts, and...you know you can just make it look more real.
Something close to the 80's cartoon design could have been achieved.
Nanotechnology is a legitimate reason for parts of the transformers to disappear or for mass shifting.( LIKE THE CUBE! )
Nobody wants the same thing from the cartoon.
Something CLOSER to the 80's or 2000 dreamwave comic book designs
could have been great.
Instead with now how Starscream retarded gorilla with chicken legs, Megatron's pineapple a$$hole face, alot of transformers now roll around on wheels, the constructicon is shown twice riding around on 1 wheel. Motercycle (Arcee) bots..... yep 1 wheel, Unicycle transformers The Twins ugly retard mongoloids stereotypes JAR JAR BINKS now Wheelie looks like Wall- E and Johnny Five hybrid
The outsides of the ALT MODE would be like armor that could split apart or change in minor ways to accommodate for movement.
The mass area of joints or the blocky parts can bend or reline itself.
Instead of having their guts exposed they could have the outer shell of their ALT mode act like armor.
The Nanotechnology would allow for more pleasing Aesthetic by adding simple yet believable appearance between the Alt mode armor plates and the human like areas and joints.
So you can achieve a balance between the 80's cartoon and Bayformers !
Will Transformers 2 be as good as the first one?
I hope this movie is 2 hours and 30 mins long with a lot of soldiers, hackers and only 15 minutes of incoherent action!!! HELL YEAH THAT WILL BE AWESOME!!!!!!!
Will it have abhorrent, horrendous, obnoxious, repulsive, shameful, terrible, ugly, swirling metal chucks, gorilla arms, unicycle retard looking Transformers in it.
Great job Bay keep lying to everybody about how your extremely expensive, hyper realistic Transformers is the only look that works and is not silly.. No middle ground between the original look and these bionicles metal junk piles....
It needs to have Shia Ledouche doing his crazy retard shtick, talking to himself and saying NoNoNoNoNoNoNoNoNoNoNo. Megan Fox trying to act and looking like a 30 year old raged out street walker whore.
More shameful masturbating close ups of her stomach... More random characters who have no purpose in the film.
What will make it funny is to have more scenes of Transformers stumbling around like morons hiding in the backyard, golden shower scenes, bumblebee farting on Sam's dad. COMEDY GOLD! Horrible Stereotypes and blatant racism. So much respect to source material....
Sure to get the Oscar this time, as long as we still have Michael Bay's AWESOME character development, 20 camera using, seizure inducing can't tell whats going on shaky cam, fast cut editing, emphatic tight close ups, helicopter in the sunset, extremely nauseating, repulsive, over the top product placement, and slow motion over dramatic explosions.
I sure hope so this movie will be AWESOME AND RAD TO THE MAX EXTREME with my A.D.D and short attention span.
Be sure not to take your riddilan when watching this great action packed popcorn blockbuster, leave your brain at the door snore fest...
What made Transformers a good movie?
1.Incoherent plot? scenes in the movie lead nowhere or had no real purpose, comedy filler, waste time, no story logic. The movie's script made it hard to suspend belief and enjoy the movie. B movie but with a bigger budget...
2.Laughably bad dialogue? "My bad" Shia "NoNoNoNoNo" Whats up lil B ****es" Touch my bush I'll kick your @$$!'' Happy Time" ect. ect. VOMIT
3. The army can kill the Decepticons? Why even have the autobots.
4.Transformers look like metal scraps glued together.
5.Dramatic scenes that fly straight out of left field? ("I'm so glad I got in the car with you.") B movie
6.Formerly respectable star sinks to a new low? John Turturro Jon Voight,Golden Shower Bumblebee pees now and farts? comedy gold....
7.Incredible overacting that is obviously encouraged by the director?
8.Bumblebee who cannot speak for no apparent reason? Damaged in battle ....please, prequel comic or motion comic just try to cover up bad story telling .Makes no sense other than that is what the director or script calls for in the movie. (no story logic.^)
Wouldn't need to waste so much time If BumbleBee could repair himself. Like Barricade repaired himself after the first fight and tell Shia that he needs the glasses!
9.Rampant racial stereotyping?" Hey Mammy "
"Speak English dude "
10.Characters with a lot of face time who end up playing no important role in the "story?"
Hackers and soldiers.
11.The action in some shots is hopelessly muddled? Shaky Cam, close ups, and quick cut editing.
12. Jazz's hilarious death scene is matched only by his hilarious eulogy? B movie
13. Transformers had little scene time due to over elaborated designs which made them too expensive? Prime shows up 70 mins into the movie.
14. Blatant over the top product placement? Takes away from the movie experience. Not just minor product placement the movie stops just for the product placement. Bumblebee updates to a newer car. The pilots getting into the F 22.
15. Transformers are secondary characters with little to no dialogue?
16. Hard to tell the Transformers apart. As long as the camera stands still long enough and the transformer is not silver. If it is an action scene forget about it..
17. For an action blockbuster there is not much action: 5 min of action in the beginning 10 min of action in the middle and 15 min of action at the end. In a 2 hr and 30 min movie. All of which jumps around from robots to humans every 2 seconds, due to the quick cut editing. Shaky Cam and close ups ruin most of the action.
18. Shia LaBarf can't act? NoNoNoNoNoNoNoNoNo BS comedy shtick, Even Stevens with robots...
19. Meagan Fox can't act? ........LMAO please
20. Michael Bay can't direct? " I make movies for 13 year old boys." Can't remember the Transformers names. Brawl is the tank Bay.. not DEVASTATOR!
Intense slow motion shots of characters
Has the camera moving during most scenes. Very rarely uses static shots.
Actors/characters in his films are almost uniformly shot in tight, emphatic close ups, framed under the hairline and above the chin.
Often has over-the-top visuals (i.e. key events taking place at sunset or dramatic events taking place behind actors doing routine activities).
Utilizes monotonic but intense musical cues during action-filled car chase scenes. Bad Boys II (2003), The Island (2005)
Uses shots of aircraft against a setting sun, especially helicopters (Armageddon (1998/I), Pearl Harbor (2001), Transformers (2007)).
Often features a slow-motion shot of an object crashing into, or tumbling towards the camera.
Uses a shot where the camera spins in a circle around characters. (Bad Boys II, Transformers)
Frequently incorporates scenes that involve characters running or moving towards the camera (almost always shot in slow-motion)
[Michael Bay on "Transformers look"]
Well, it's just, you know, listen, it's like...I didn't want to make the boxy characters, you know? Think about it, 30 feet in the air in the real world, just boxes, you know and it'd just look more fake, you know? And by adding more doo-dads, you know, stuff on the...stuff. Stuff on the robots, more car parts, and...you know you can just make it look more real.
Something close to the 80's cartoon design could have been achieved.
Nanotechnology is a legitimate reason for parts of the transformers to disappear or for mass shifting.( LIKE THE CUBE! )
Nobody wants the same thing from the cartoon.
Something CLOSER to the 80's or 2000 dreamwave comic book designs
could have been great.
Instead with now how Starscream retarded gorilla with chicken legs, Megatron's pineapple a$$hole face, alot of transformers now roll around on wheels, the constructicon is shown twice riding around on 1 wheel. Motercycle (Arcee) bots..... yep 1 wheel, Unicycle transformers The Twins ugly retard mongoloids stereotypes JAR JAR BINKS now Wheelie looks like Wall- E and Johnny Five hybrid
The outsides of the ALT MODE would be like armor that could split apart or change in minor ways to accommodate for movement.
The mass area of joints or the blocky parts can bend or reline itself.
Instead of having their guts exposed they could have the outer shell of their ALT mode act like armor.
The Nanotechnology would allow for more pleasing Aesthetic by adding simple yet believable appearance between the Alt mode armor plates and the human like areas and joints.
So you can achieve a balance between the 80's cartoon and Bayformers !
Will Transformers 2 be as good as the first one?
I hope this movie is 2 hours and 30 mins long with a lot of soldiers, hackers and only 15 minutes of incoherent action!!! HELL YEAH THAT WILL BE AWESOME!!!!!!!
Will it have abhorrent, horrendous, obnoxious, repulsive, shameful, terrible, ugly, swirling metal chucks, gorilla arms, unicycle retard looking Transformers in it.
Great job Bay keep lying to everybody about how your extremely expensive, hyper realistic Transformers is the only look that works and is not silly.. No middle ground between the original look and these bionicles metal junk piles....
It needs to have Shia Ledouche doing his crazy retard shtick, talking to himself and saying NoNoNoNoNoNoNoNoNoNoNo. Megan Fox trying to act and looking like a 30 year old raged out street walker whore.
More shameful masturbating close ups of her stomach... More random characters who have no purpose in the film.
What will make it funny is to have more scenes of Transformers stumbling around like morons hiding in the backyard, golden shower scenes, bumblebee farting on Sam's dad. COMEDY GOLD! Horrible Stereotypes and blatant racism. So much respect to source material....
Sure to get the Oscar this time, as long as we still have Michael Bay's AWESOME character development, 20 camera using, seizure inducing can't tell whats going on shaky cam, fast cut editing, emphatic tight close ups, helicopter in the sunset, extremely nauseating, repulsive, over the top product placement, and slow motion over dramatic explosions.
I sure hope so this movie will be AWESOME AND RAD TO THE MAX EXTREME with my A.D.D and short attention span.
Be sure not to take your riddilan when watching this great action packed popcorn blockbuster, leave your brain at the door snore fest...
What made Transformers a good movie?
1.Incoherent plot? scenes in the movie lead nowhere or had no real purpose, comedy filler, waste time, no story logic. The movie's script made it hard to suspend belief and enjoy the movie. B movie but with a bigger budget...
2.Laughably bad dialogue? "My bad" Shia "NoNoNoNoNo" Whats up lil B ****es" Touch my bush I'll kick your @$$!'' Happy Time" ect. ect. VOMIT
3. The army can kill the Decepticons? Why even have the autobots.
4.Transformers look like metal scraps glued together.
5.Dramatic scenes that fly straight out of left field? ("I'm so glad I got in the car with you.") B movie
6.Formerly respectable star sinks to a new low? John Turturro Jon Voight,Golden Shower Bumblebee pees now and farts? comedy gold....
7.Incredible overacting that is obviously encouraged by the director?
8.Bumblebee who cannot speak for no apparent reason? Damaged in battle ....please, prequel comic or motion comic just try to cover up bad story telling .Makes no sense other than that is what the director or script calls for in the movie. (no story logic.^)
Wouldn't need to waste so much time If BumbleBee could repair himself. Like Barricade repaired himself after the first fight and tell Shia that he needs the glasses!
9.Rampant racial stereotyping?" Hey Mammy "
"Speak English dude "
10.Characters with a lot of face time who end up playing no important role in the "story?"
Hackers and soldiers.
11.The action in some shots is hopelessly muddled? Shaky Cam, close ups, and quick cut editing.
12. Jazz's hilarious death scene is matched only by his hilarious eulogy? B movie
13. Transformers had little scene time due to over elaborated designs which made them too expensive? Prime shows up 70 mins into the movie.
14. Blatant over the top product placement? Takes away from the movie experience. Not just minor product placement the movie stops just for the product placement. Bumblebee updates to a newer car. The pilots getting into the F 22.
15. Transformers are secondary characters with little to no dialogue?
16. Hard to tell the Transformers apart. As long as the camera stands still long enough and the transformer is not silver. If it is an action scene forget about it..
17. For an action blockbuster there is not much action: 5 min of action in the beginning 10 min of action in the middle and 15 min of action at the end. In a 2 hr and 30 min movie. All of which jumps around from robots to humans every 2 seconds, due to the quick cut editing. Shaky Cam and close ups ruin most of the action.
18. Shia LaBarf can't act? NoNoNoNoNoNoNoNoNo BS comedy shtick, Even Stevens with robots...
19. Meagan Fox can't act? ........LMAO please
20. Michael Bay can't direct? " I make movies for 13 year old boys." Can't remember the Transformers names. Brawl is the tank Bay.. not DEVASTATOR!
Intense slow motion shots of characters
Has the camera moving during most scenes. Very rarely uses static shots.
Actors/characters in his films are almost uniformly shot in tight, emphatic close ups, framed under the hairline and above the chin.
Often has over-the-top visuals (i.e. key events taking place at sunset or dramatic events taking place behind actors doing routine activities).
Utilizes monotonic but intense musical cues during action-filled car chase scenes. Bad Boys II (2003), The Island (2005)
Uses shots of aircraft against a setting sun, especially helicopters (Armageddon (1998/I), Pearl Harbor (2001), Transformers (2007)).
Often features a slow-motion shot of an object crashing into, or tumbling towards the camera.
Uses a shot where the camera spins in a circle around characters. (Bad Boys II, Transformers)
Frequently incorporates scenes that involve characters running or moving towards the camera (almost always shot in slow-motion)
[Michael Bay on "Transformers look"]
Well, it's just, you know, listen, it's like...I didn't want to make the boxy characters, you know? Think about it, 30 feet in the air in the real world, just boxes, you know and it'd just look more fake, you know? And by adding more doo-dads, you know, stuff on the...stuff. Stuff on the robots, more car parts, and...you know you can just make it look more real.
Something close to the 80's cartoon design could have been achieved.
Nanotechnology is a legitimate reason for parts of the transformers to disappear or for mass shifting.( LIKE THE CUBE! )
Nobody wants the same thing from the cartoon.
Something CLOSER to the 80's or 2000 dreamwave comic book designs
could have been great.
Instead with now how Starscream retarded gorilla with chicken legs, Megatron's pineapple a$$hole face, alot of transformers now roll around on wheels, the constructicon is shown twice riding around on 1 wheel. Motercycle (Arcee) bots..... yep 1 wheel, Unicycle transformers The Twins ugly retard mongoloids stereotypes JAR JAR BINKS now Wheelie looks like Wall- E and Johnny Five hybrid
The outsides of the ALT MODE would be like armor that could split apart or change in minor ways to accommodate for movement.
The mass area of joints or the blocky parts can bend or reline itself.
Instead of having their guts exposed they could have the outer shell of their ALT mode act like armor.
The Nanotechnology would allow for more pleasing Aesthetic by adding simple yet believable appearance between the Alt mode armor plates and the human like areas and joints.
So you can achieve a balance between the 80's cartoon and Bayformers !
Will Transformers 2 be as good as the first one?
I hope this movie is 2 hours and 30 mins long with a lot of soldiers, hackers and only 15 minutes of incoherent action!!! HELL YEAH THAT WILL BE AWESOME!!!!!!!
Will it have abhorrent, horrendous, obnoxious, repulsive, shameful, terrible, ugly, swirling metal chucks, gorilla arms, unicycle retard looking Transformers in it.
Great job Bay keep lying to everybody about how your extremely expensive, hyper realistic Transformers is the only look that works and is not silly.. No middle ground between the original look and these bionicles metal junk piles....
It needs to have Shia Ledouche doing his crazy retard shtick, talking to himself and saying NoNoNoNoNoNoNoNoNoNoNo. Megan Fox trying to act and looking like a 30 year old raged out street walker whore.
More shameful masturbating close ups of her stomach... More random characters who have no purpose in the film.
What will make it funny is to have more scenes of Transformers stumbling around like morons hiding in the backyard, golden shower scenes, bumblebee farting on Sam's dad. COMEDY GOLD! Horrible Stereotypes and blatant racism. So much respect to source material....
Sure to get the Oscar this time, as long as we still have Michael Bay's AWESOME character development, 20 camera using, seizure inducing can't tell whats going on shaky cam, fast cut editing, emphatic tight close ups, helicopter in the sunset, extremely nauseating, repulsive, over the top product placement, and slow motion over dramatic explosions.
I sure hope so this movie will be AWESOME AND RAD TO THE MAX EXTREME with my A.D.D and short attention span.
Be sure not to take your riddilan when watching this great action packedWhat made Transformers a good movie?
1.Incoherent plot? scenes in the movie lead nowhere or had no real purpose, comedy filler, waste time, no story logic. The movie's script made it hard to suspend belief and enjoy the movie. B movie but with a bigger budget...
2.Laughably bad dialogue? "My bad" Shia "NoNoNoNoNo" Whats up lil B ****es" Touch my bush I'll kick your @$$!'' Happy Time" ect. ect. VOMIT
3. The army can kill the Decepticons? Why even have the autobots.
4.Transformers look like metal scraps glued together.
5.Dramatic scenes that fly straight out of left field? ("I'm so glad I got in the car with you.") B movie
6.Formerly respectable star sinks to a new low? John Turturro Jon Voight,Golden Shower Bumblebee pees now and farts? comedy gold....
7.Incredible overacting that is obviously encouraged by the director?
8.Bumblebee who cannot speak for no apparent reason? Damaged in battle ....please, prequel comic or motion comic just try to cover up bad story telling .Makes no sense other than that is what the director or script calls for in the movie. (no story logic.^)
Wouldn't need to waste so much time If BumbleBee could repair himself. Like Barricade repaired himself after the first fight and tell Shia that he needs the glasses!
9.Rampant racial stereotyping?" Hey Mammy "
"Speak English dude "
10.Characters with a lot of face time who end up playing no important role in the "story?"
Hackers and soldiers.
11.The action in some shots is hopelessly muddled? Shaky Cam, close ups, and quick cut editing.
12. Jazz's hilarious death scene is matched only by his hilarious eulogy? B movie
13. Transformers had little scene time due to over elaborated designs which made them too expensive? Prime shows up 70 mins into the movie.
14. Blatant over the top product placement? Takes away from the movie experience. Not just minor product placement the movie stops just for the product placement. Bumblebee updates to a newer car. The pilots getting into the F 22.
15. Transformers are secondary characters with little to no dialogue?
16. Hard to tell the Transformers apart. As long as the camera stands still long enough and the transformer is not silver. If it is an action scene forget about it..
17. For an action blockbuster there is not much action: 5 min of action in the beginning 10 min of action in the middle and 15 min of action at the end. In a 2 hr and 30 min movie. All of which jumps around from robots to humans every 2 seconds, due to the quick cut editing. Shaky Cam and close ups ruin most of the action.
18. Shia LaBarf can't act? NoNoNoNoNoNoNoNoNo BS comedy shtick, Even Stevens with robots...
19. Meagan Fox can't act? ........LMAO please
20. Michael Bay can't direct? " I make movies for 13 year old boys." Can't remember the Transformers names. Brawl is the tank Bay.. not DEVASTATOR!
Intense slow motion shots of characters
Has the camera moving during most scenes. Very rarely uses static shots.
Actors/characters in his films are almost uniformly shot in tight, emphatic close ups, framed under the hairline and above the chin.
Often has over-the-top visuals (i.e. key events taking place at sunset or dramatic events taking place behind actors doing routine activities).
Utilizes monotonic but intense musical cues during action-filled car chase scenes. Bad Boys II (2003), The Island (2005)
Uses shots of aircraft against a setting sun, especially helicopters (Armageddon (1998/I), Pearl Harbor (2001), Transformers (2007)).
Often features a slow-motion shot of an object crashing into, or tumbling towards the camera.
Uses a shot where the camera spins in a circle around characters. (Bad Boys II, Transformers)
Frequently incorporates scenes that involve characters running or moving towards the camera (almost always shot in slow-motion)
[Michael Bay on "Transformers look"]
Well, it's just, you know, listen, it's like...I didn't want to make the boxy characters, you know? Think about it, 30 feet in the air in the real world, just boxes, you know and it'd just look more fake, you know? And by adding more doo-dads, you know, stuff on the...stuff. Stuff on the robots, more car parts, and...you know you can just make it look more real.
Something close to the 80's cartoon design could have been achieved.
Nanotechnology is a legitimate reason for parts of the transformers to disappear or for mass shifting.( LIKE THE CUBE! )
Nobody wants the same thing from the cartoon.
Something CLOSER to the 80's or 2000 dreamwave comic book designs
could have been great.
Instead with now how Starscream retarded gorilla with chicken legs, Megatron's pineapple a$$hole face, alot of transformers now roll around on wheels, the constructicon is shown twice riding around on 1 wheel. Motercycle (Arcee) bots..... yep 1 wheel, Unicycle transformers The Twins ugly retard mongoloids stereotypes JAR JAR BINKS now Wheelie looks like Wall- E and Johnny Five hybrid
The outsides of the ALT MODE would be like armor that could split apart or change in minor ways to accommodate for movement.
The mass area of joints or the blocky parts can bend or reline itself.
Instead of having their guts exposed they could have the outer shell of their ALT mode act like armor.
The Nanotechnology would allow for more pleasing Aesthetic by adding simple yet believable appearance between the Alt mode armor plates and the human like areas and joints.
So you can achieve a balance between the 80's cartoon and Bayformers !
Will Transformers 2 be as good as the first one?
I hope this movie is 2 hours and 30 mins long with a lot of soldiers, hackers and only 15 minutes of incoherent action!!! HELL YEAH THAT WILL BE AWESOME!!!!!!!
Will it have abhorrent, horrendous, obnoxious, repulsive, shameful, terrible, ugly, swirling metal chucks, gorilla arms, unicycle retard looking Transformers in it.
Great job Bay keep lying to everybody about how your extremely expensive, hyper realistic Transformers is the only look that works and is not silly.. No middle ground between the original look and these bionicles metal junk piles....
It needs to have Shia Ledouche doing his crazy retard shtick, talking to himself and saying NoNoNoNoNoNoNoNoNoNoNo. Megan Fox trying to act and looking like a 30 year old raged out street walker whore.
More shameful masturbating close ups of her stomach... More random characters who have no purpose in the film.
What will make it funny is to have more scenes of Transformers stumbling around like morons hiding in the backyard, golden shower scenes, bumblebee farting on Sam's dad. COMEDY GOLD! Horrible Stereotypes and blatant racism. So much respect to source material....
Sure to get the Oscar this time, as long as we still have Michael Bay's AWESOME character development, 20 camera using, seizure inducing can't tell whats going on shaky cam, fast cut editing, emphatic tight close ups, helicopter in the sunset, extremely nauseating, repulsive, over the top product placement, and slow motion over dramatic explosions.
I sure hope so this movie will be AWESOME AND RAD TO THE MAX EXTREME with my A.D.D and short attention span.
Be sure not to take your riddilan when watching this great action packed popcorn blockbuster, leave your brain at the door snore fest...
What made Transformers a good movie?
1.Incoherent plot? scenes in the movie lead nowhere or had no real purpose, comedy filler, waste time, no story logic. The movie's script made it hard to suspend belief and enjoy the movie. B movie but with a bigger budget...
2.Laughably bad dialogue? "My bad" Shia "NoNoNoNoNo" Whats up lil B ****es" Touch my bush I'll kick your @$$!'' Happy Time" ect. ect. VOMIT
3. The army can kill the Decepticons? Why even have the autobots.
4.Transformers look like metal scraps glued together.
5.Dramatic scenes that fly straight out of left field? ("I'm so glad I got in the car with you.") B movie
6.Formerly respectable star sinks to a new low? John Turturro Jon Voight,Golden Shower Bumblebee pees now and farts? comedy gold....
7.Incredible overacting that is obviously encouraged by the director?
8.Bumblebee who cannot speak for no apparent reason? Damaged in battle ....please, prequel comic or motion comic just try to cover up bad story telling .Makes no sense other than that is what the director or script calls for in the movie. (no story logic.^)
Wouldn't need to waste so much time If BumbleBee could repair himself. Like Barricade repaired himself after the first fight and tell Shia that he needs the glasses!
9.Rampant racial stereotyping?" Hey Mammy "
"Speak English dude "
10.Characters with a lot of face time who end up playing no important role in the "story?"
Hackers and soldiers.
11.The action in some shots is hopelessly muddled? Shaky Cam, close ups, and quick cut editing.
12. Jazz's hilarious death scene is matched only by his hilarious eulogy? B movie
13. Transformers had little scene time due to over elaborated designs which made them too expensive? Prime shows up 70 mins into the movie.
14. Blatant over the top product placement? Takes away from the movie experience. Not just minor product placement the movie stops just for the product placement. Bumblebee updates to a newer car. The pilots getting into the F 22.
15. Transformers are secondary characters with little to no dialogue?
16. Hard to tell the Transformers apart. As long as the camera stands still long enough and the transformer is not silver. If it is an action scene forget about it..
17. For an action blockbuster there is not much action: 5 min of action in the beginning 10 min of action in the middle and 15 min of action at the end. In a 2 hr and 30 min movie. All of which jumps around from robots to humans every 2 seconds, due to the quick cut editing. Shaky Cam and close ups ruin most of the action.
18. Shia LaBarf can't act? NoNoNoNoNoNoNoNoNo BS comedy shtick, Even Stevens with robots...
19. Meagan Fox can't act? ........LMAO please
20. Michael Bay can't direct? " I make movies for 13 year old boys." Can't remember the Transformers names. Brawl is the tank Bay.. not DEVASTATOR!
Intense slow motion shots of characters
Has the camera moving during most scenes. Very rarely uses static shots.
Actors/characters in his films are almost uniformly shot in tight, emphatic close ups, framed under the hairline and above the chin.
Often has over-the-top visuals (i.e. key events taking place at sunset or dramatic events taking place behind actors doing routine activities).
Utilizes monotonic but intense musical cues during action-filled car chase scenes. Bad Boys II (2003), The Island (2005)
Uses shots of aircraft against a setting sun, especially helicopters (Armageddon (1998/I), Pearl Harbor (2001), Transformers (2007)).
Often features a slow-motion shot of an object crashing into, or tumbling towards the camera.
Uses a shot where the camera spins in a circle around characters. (Bad Boys II, Transformers)
Frequently incorporates scenes that involve characters running or moving towards the camera (almost always shot in slow-motion)
[Michael Bay on "Transformers look"]
Well, it's just, you know, listen, it's like...I didn't want to make the boxy characters, you know? Think about it, 30 feet in the air in the real world, just boxes, you know and it'd just look more fake, you know? And by adding more doo-dads, you know, stuff on the...stuff. Stuff on the robots, more car parts, and...you know you can just make it look more real.
Something close to the 80's cartoon design could have been achieved.
Nanotechnology is a legitimate reason for parts of the transformers to disappear or for mass shifting.( LIKE THE CUBE! )
Nobody wants the same thing from the cartoon.
Something CLOSER to the 80's or 2000 dreamwave comic book designs
could have been great.
Instead with now how Starscream retarded gorilla with chicken legs, Megatron's pineapple a$$hole face, alot of transformers now roll around on wheels, the constructicon is shown twice riding around on 1 wheel. Motercycle (Arcee) bots..... yep 1 wheel, Unicycle transformers The Twins ugly retard mongoloids stereotypes JAR JAR BINKS now Wheelie looks like Wall- E and Johnny Five hybrid
The outsides of the ALT MODE would be like armor that could split apart or change in minor ways to accommodate for movement.
The mass area of joints or the blocky parts can bend or reline itself.
Instead of having their guts exposed they could have the outer shell of their ALT mode act like armor.
The Nanotechnology would allow for more pleasing Aesthetic by adding simple yet believable appearance between the Alt mode armor plates and the human like areas and joints.
So you can achieve a balance between the 80's cartoon and Bayformers !
Will Transformers 2 be as good as the first one?
I hope this movie is 2 hours and 30 mins long with a lot of soldiers, hackers and only 15 minutes of incoherent action!!! HELL YEAH THAT WILL BE AWESOME!!!!!!!
Will it have abhorrent, horrendous, obnoxious, repulsive, shameful, terrible, ugly, swirling metal chucks, gorilla arms, unicycle retard looking Transformers in it.
Great job Bay keep lying to everybody about how your extremely expensive, hyper realistic Transformers is the only look that works and is not silly.. No middle ground between the original look and these bionicles metal junk piles....
It needs to have Shia Ledouche doing his crazy retard shtick, talking to himself and saying NoNoNoNoNoNoNoNoNoNoNo. Megan Fox trying to act and looking like a 30 year old raged out street walker whore.
More shameful masturbating close ups of her stomach... More random characters who have no purpose in the film.
What will make it funny is to have more scenes of Transformers stumbling around like morons hiding in the backyard, golden shower scenes, bumblebee farting on Sam's dad. COMEDY GOLD! Horrible Stereotypes and blatant racism. So much respect to source material....
Sure to get the Oscar this time, as long as we still have Michael Bay's AWESOME character development, 20 camera using, seizure inducing can't tell whats going on shaky cam, fast cut editing, emphatic tight close ups, helicopter in the sunset, extremely nauseating, repulsive, over the top product placement, and slow motion over dramatic explosions.
I sure hope so this movie will be AWESOME AND RAD TO THE MAX EXTREME with my A.D.D and short attention span.
Be sure not to take your riddilan when watching this great action packed popcorn blockbuster, leave your brain at the door snore fest...
What made Transformers a good movie?
1.Incoherent plot? scenes in the movie lead nowhere or had no real purpose, comedy filler, waste time, no story logic. The movie's script made it hard to suspend belief and enjoy the movie. B movie but with a bigger budget...
2.Laughably bad dialogue? "My bad" Shia "NoNoNoNoNo" Whats up lil B ****es" Touch my bush I'll kick your @$$!'' Happy Time" ect. ect. VOMIT
3. The army can kill the Decepticons? Why even have the autobots.
4.Transformers look like metal scraps glued together.
5.Dramatic scenes that fly straight out of left field? ("I'm so glad I got in the car with you.") B movie
6.Formerly respectable star sinks to a new low? John Turturro Jon Voight,Golden Shower Bumblebee pees now and farts? comedy gold....
7.Incredible overacting that is obviously encouraged by the director?
8.Bumblebee who cannot speak for no apparent reason? Damaged in battle ....please, prequel comic or motion comic just try to cover up bad story telling .Makes no sense other than that is what the director or script calls for in the movie. (no story logic.^)
Wouldn't need to waste so much time If BumbleBee could repair himself. Like Barricade repaired himself after the first fight and tell Shia that he needs the glasses!
9.Rampant racial stereotyping?" Hey Mammy "
"Speak English dude "
10.Characters with a lot of face time who end up playing no important role in the "story?"
Hackers and soldiers.
11.The action in some shots is hopelessly muddled? Shaky Cam, close ups, and quick cut editing.
12. Jazz's hilarious death scene is matched only by his hilarious eulogy? B movie
13. Transformers had little scene time due to over elaborated designs which made them too expensive? Prime shows up 70 mins into the movie.
14. Blatant over the top product placement? Takes away from the movie experience. Not just minor product placement the movie stops just for the product placement. Bumblebee updates to a newer car. The pilots getting into the F 22.
15. Transformers are secondary characters with little to no dialogue?
16. Hard to tell the Transformers apart. As long as the camera stands still long enough and the transformer is not silver. If it is an action scene forget about it..
17. For an action blockbuster there is not much action: 5 min of action in the beginning 10 min of action in the middle and 15 min of action at the end. In a 2 hr and 30 min movie. All of which jumps around from robots to humans every 2 seconds, due to the quick cut editing. Shaky Cam and close ups ruin most of the action.
18. Shia LaBarf can't act? NoNoNoNoNoNoNoNoNo BS comedy shtick, Even Stevens with robots...
19. Meagan Fox can't act? ........LMAO please
20. Michael Bay can't direct? " I make movies for 13 year old boys." Can't remember the Transformers names. Brawl is the tank Bay.. not DEVASTATOR!
Intense slow motion shots of characters
Has the camera moving during most scenes. Very rarely uses static shots.
Actors/characters in his films are almost uniformly shot in tight, emphatic close ups, framed under the hairline and above the chin.
Often has over-the-top visuals (i.e. key events taking place at sunset or dramatic events taking place behind actors doing routine activities).
Utilizes monotonic but intense musical cues during action-filled car chase scenes. Bad Boys II (2003), The Island (2005)
Uses shots of aircraft against a setting sun, especially helicopters (Armageddon (1998/I), Pearl Harbor (2001), Transformers (2007)).
Often features a slow-motion shot of an object crashing into, or tumbling towards the camera.
Uses a shot where the camera spins in a circle around characters. (Bad Boys II, Transformers)
Frequently incorporates scenes that involve characters running or moving towards the camera (almost always shot in slow-motion)
[Michael Bay on "Transformers look"]
Well, it's just, you know, listen, it's like...I didn't want to make the boxy characters, you know? Think about it, 30 feet in the air in the real world, just boxes, you know and it'd just look more fake, you know? And by adding more doo-dads, you know, stuff on the...stuff. Stuff on the robots, more car parts, and...you know you can just make it look more real.
Something close to the 80's cartoon design could have been achieved.
Nanotechnology is a legitimate reason for parts of the transformers to disappear or for mass shifting.( LIKE THE CUBE! )
Nobody wants the same thing from the cartoon.
Something CLOSER to the 80's or 2000 dreamwave comic book designs
could have been great.
Instead with now how Starscream retarded gorilla with chicken legs, Megatron's pineapple a$$hole face, alot of transformers now roll around on wheels, the constructicon is shown twice riding around on 1 wheel. Motercycle (Arcee) bots..... yep 1 wheel, Unicycle transformers The Twins ugly retard mongoloids stereotypes JAR JAR BINKS now Wheelie looks like Wall- E and Johnny Five hybrid
The outsides of the ALT MODE would be like armor that could split apart or change in minor ways to accommodate for movement.
The mass area of joints or the blocky parts can bend or reline itself.
Instead of having their guts exposed they could have the outer shell of their ALT mode act like armor.
The Nanotechnology would allow for more pleasing Aesthetic by adding simple yet believable appearance between the Alt mode armor plates and the human like areas and joints.
So you can achieve a balance between the 80's cartoon and Bayformers !
Will Transformers 2 be as good as the first one?
I hope this movie is 2 hours and 30 mins long with a lot of soldiers, hackers and only 15 minutes of incoherent action!!! HELL YEAH THAT WILL BE AWESOME!!!!!!!
Will it have abhorrent, horrendous, obnoxious, repulsive, shameful, terrible, ugly, swirling metal chucks, gorilla arms, unicycle retard looking Transformers in it.
Great job Bay keep lying to everybody about how your extremely expensive, hyper realistic Transformers is the only look that works and is not silly.. No middle ground between the original look and these bionicles metal junk piles....
It needs to have Shia Ledouche doing his crazy retard shtick, talking to himself and saying NoNoNoNoNoNoNoNoNoNoNo. Megan Fox trying to act and looking like a 30 year old raged out street walker whore.
More shameful masturbating close ups of her stomach... More random characters who have no purpose in the film.
What will make it funny is to have more scenes of Transformers stumbling around like morons hiding in the backyard, golden shower scenes, bumblebee farting on Sam's dad. COMEDY GOLD! Horrible Stereotypes and blatant racism. So much respect to source material....
Sure to get the Oscar this time, as long as we still have Michael Bay's AWESOME character development, 20 camera using, seizure inducing can't tell whats going on shaky cam, fast cut editing, emphatic tight close ups, helicopter in the sunset, extremely nauseating, repulsive, over the top product placement, and slow motion over dramatic explosions.
I sure hope so this movie will be AWESOME AND RAD TO THE MAX EXTREME with my A.D.D and short attention span.
Be sure not to take your riddilan when watching this great action packed popcorn blockbuster, leave your brain at the door snore fest...
popcorn blockbuster, leave your brain at the door snore fest...
not to take your riddilan when watching this great action packed popcorn blockbuster, leave your brain at the door snore fest...
MAX EXTREME with my A.D.D and short attention span.
Be sure not to take your riddilan when watching this great action packed popcorn blockbuster, leave your brain at the door snore fest...
REME with my A.D.D and short attention span.
Be sure not to take your riddilan when watching this great action packed popcorn blockbuster, leave your brain at the door snore fest...
nore fest...
Hey to the guy with the long ass rude comment about the Transformers movie:
ReplyDeleteFuck you.....we don't come to your blog and criticize your likes. I mean yes the movie had it's flaws, but it was still a great movie. Don't come on here and be an asshole just because you didn't like the movie. If you didn't like it then don't watch it and don't come on here and be a complete jerk.
"Hey to the guy with the long ass rude comment about the Transformers movie:
ReplyDeleteFuck you.....we don't come to your blog and criticize your likes. I mean yes the movie had it's flaws, but it was still a great movie. Don't come on here and be an asshole just because you didn't like the movie. If you didn't like it then don't watch it and don't come on here and be a complete jerk."
YEAH Or he'll get his light saber and come after you!!!
Anonymous said...
ReplyDelete"Hey to the guy with the long ass rude comment about the Transformers movie:
Fuck you.....we don't come to your blog and criticize your likes. I mean yes the movie had it's flaws, but it was still a great movie. Don't come on here and be an asshole just because you didn't like the movie. If you didn't like it then don't watch it and don't come on here and be a complete jerk."
My sentiments exactly.
Anyway, I think this new Starscream toy looks really cool; the combination of white and dark grey was a perfect match. Plus the grey tattoos give him a more alien feel; I like that. This toy was well done; I hope the movie can do something to match it. I am sure it would.
How many posts did this guy put on here!?
ReplyDeleteI couldn't even bother to read the whole thing ONCE, let alone more times to count how many times he's being a jerk!
He posts the same comment on every article, despite it's topic, just to prove a point. Has he proven his point? How many posts can we get that say to this guy: "SHUT UP! NO ONE CARES!"?
YES. The movie was not prefect.
YES. The movie was still awesome.
YES. SOME of your points are valid.
NO. No one cares. :)
YES. Starscream looks cool.
I sold my original movie Starscream cos I intended to get the Deep Space one but on seeing this new mold I don't think I'll bother with DS and instead just get this one. It's beautifully done and I love the tattoos. Jet mode looks fantastic and the robot looks great too.
ReplyDeleteDefinite purchase.
dude. that guy posted that same stupid rant on another story on this website. take your ridalin and move on with your life. BTW.. Your grounded from using copy and paste. GOOD GLORY?!?!?!
ReplyDeletethat guy probably got kicked out of his house by mommy and is all pissy about it
ReplyDeletegood toy though
To the post above:
ReplyDeleteLol, I totally agree with what you said. He is just being an asshole because his mommy made him...*gulp*...get a job *gasp*
Back to the topic, I love the new toy. He looks way sleaker and hella better with the cybertronian markings on him than the older model from the first one. Just don't know how well he blends into the earth F-22s with the markings. Anyway he still looks WAY better.